If we find out time travel is real, Dwarfs are doing it. I know for a fact that little people are working on time travel. There's just no doubt in my mind.

We're not telling you. You think it's the Chinese? No. No.

It's the Dwarfs. But what about a Chinese dwarf? Are there any?

My daughter.

Oh, that's right. She's a… Oh, my God.

Yeah. My daughter's a Chinese dwarf. Dude, that's got to be- And like, actual. I didn't rent one.

No, he made one.

I made one. I'm Dwarf. My wife is Chinese. We made an Asian dwarf.