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This is a joke that my wife has told me I am not allowed to say in the act. Well, let it rip. Here's the thing. Asian dwarf baby, right? Asian dwarf female baby. If I'm the best father in the world, she changes the world. She introduces something, invents something, is just a pinnacle of intelligence and everything like that. If I'm the worst father in the world, we get the most revolutionary porn star of all time. I like that It's a great joke.