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I got to tell you, I got jealous when you pulled into the parking lot because that handicap- Some people go, But, Brad, you're not really handicapped.

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And I go, The US government says I am.

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Yeah, wait a minute. I've seen people who get it for... Oh, you can get it for dyslexia.

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Right. You can get it for anything. Yeah. You just be like, I have high anxiety. I have a limp. I have a bad limp, and they'll give it to you. What's great, you can park at a meter and not have to pay.

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Wait, you don't have to ever pay for street parking?

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No. Fuck, Newsom.