In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

You are that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse.

Ginger's a fugival. You owe me $5 for the whiskey and $75 for a horse.

Ginger's all hell no. This whiskey is excellent.

Ginger. I like ginger.

The more you call me the N-word, the better on the show, by the way. It's good for the show.

I love calling white people nigger. That's my favorite thing to do. Really?

It gives me street cred.

It makes everybody feel more excited. You feel what I'm saying? You feel more welcome.

Well, it's not the first time I've been called that. I know that. So I feel comfortable about it. He's almost never been called it.

You don't like being called a nigger? I love it, but it's never happened. Why don't it happen? Not cool enough. Not cool enough. See, that's what it is. It's weird because when you say it like that, I don't even want to call it now.

Right now, you want to hold back. See, I know. I can tell that's the vibe he puts on.

It was weird because I call you, you didn't sound cool. It's my dog.

Yeah, that's your boy.

You're my homeboy. You feel what I'm saying? We're cool.

Cheers. Cheers. We'll have a little bit of something, something.

We'll do.

Ladies and gentlemen, Cam Patterson on the show. Let me tell you something before we get moving along into nonsense. You're a great comment nick. He's so funny, man. You're having such an uprising. That Rocks clip went crazy and deserved it. I've only seen you in slides, sweats and slides. Now, do you imagine as your career goes up, will Will you change out of slides or is this going to be it forever?

I had shoes on for a minute when it got cold. You know what I'm saying? And then I had to go right back to the slide because I didn't feel right. It felt really weird. But I did put shoes on for a month, but I felt fucking weird.

Yeah, but it wasn't your thing.

It's not me, man. Socks and sandals. But I got Gucci slides on now. We're getting money.

Oh, my God.

Those are Gucci? Come on now. Moving on up.

So now for you, before it was what? The Adidas slides with the standard Nike slides? Yeah, Nike slides. Right. And now Gucci, Montclair, all that fancy shit.

I'm finna get me a Montclair coat.

You want a Montclair coat?

I want a Montclair coat real bad.

So you're touring now after coming off of the heat of Kill Tony, and you're still working with those guys, right? Yeah. But now that you're touring all over the country, what to you is the next goal? How long you've been doing stand up?

It's going to be three years next month. God damn, that's wild.

What an acceleration you've had.

Now, it's fucking scary.

You don't like it?

I like it. I mean, I just, you know what I'm saying? It's weird to grow in front of. I feel like I'm still finding I said it as a comment. It's not as weird trying to grow in front of people. It's like watching paint dry something. Why isn't it drying faster?

Yeah, but you're shiny black paint, my friend. Yeah, I'm a good paint. Yeah, that's good paint.

I'm pretty good paint. I'm pretty good paint. You feel me?

Sherman Williamson. Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck is Sherman Williams? That's your face. Sherman Williams is an old school paint company. Yeah, you're Sherman. You're Sherman Will. Come on. Sherman Williams. Sherman Williams.

That means Sherman Will.

So now you came out of Orlando, right? And then you moved right to Austin?

Yes. So I was in Orlando for two years. And then I met Uncle Laser in Tampa.

Uncle Laser. Yeah. Is he a Tampa comic?

No, he's from Austin. He's from Texas. Oh, yeah. I was going to say, you just met him down there. He came out to do a show. And the crazy thing about the show, I was supposed to go to Miami. Me and my dad were sharing a car at the time, and the car won't go make it to Miami, but that bitch can make it to Tampa. So I was like, Fuck it. I just go to Tampa. So I did a show with him. And then the first night he met me, he was like, Bro, nobody going to know who the fuck you is from Florida. Nobody. You know what I'm saying? You should just move to Texas. I was like, Why? It's funny. I got a video on my phone. I walk into a gas station after the show. I'm like, This crazy-ass white man that told me to move to Texas. I believe him, though. That's the video. I think he got the right idea. And then I went there and it was the rest of the history.

The rest is good history. By the way, when a white tells you you ought to come to Texas, boy, that is not a good sign. It sounds pretty terrifying. Yeah. I would not say okay to that.

It sounds scary. It took me a month to be like, you know what? I'm going to take over on that offer. Right. Because it felt like this is not a good idea at all.

Right. This is crazy. But it was a great idea because you got down there and Tony and you met Rogan and that guy and all those guys. And now you're like, embedded into that system.

Yeah, which is crazy to me.

Are you working the club? You're working mothership Nightly? Yeah. Nightly.

Every time of the time. Yeah.

But you're traveling a lot. Yeah. And you bring your dad. I just met your father outside. What's his name? Kenny. Kenny. Yeah. Big Kenny. Kenny and I are probably the same age.

How old are you? I'm 25. I'm going to be 25 in that month.

How old is Kenny?

He's 64. Really? My dad is the oldest shit. We look the same age. Yeah, you all look the same age. My dad is the oldest fuck.

What is that about, though? Our age point. Well, it's this. You know what I mean?

White people are aged horrible.

Yeah, it's awful, man. It's because of the slavery. I'm 22. Yeah. And I look like this. That's crazy.

It's because of slavery. I think it's karma.

This is Karmatic from the slavery.

Yeah, but I didn't- You didn't do it.

No, we did have a few. You're right.

Now that I think about it. You remember somebody ever get cursed, that's what it is. I put a curse on your whole family for generations.

You've always ate. I I'm from Irish potato farmers. I'm not. You didn't know I'm a slave.

I'm sorry.

So I just got the brunt of what all these bad people did?

Sometimes it happens.

I don't like that. Sometimes it happens. That's fine. I'll accept it. That's fine. So you're born and raised in Orlando. Yeah. And does your old man come with you wherever you go?

Where did I go? Yeah.

Is he acting like as a manager also as your father, or is he just like, you just love the family and the company?

He just likes being around. Seeing all the stuff like that. So it's pretty cool for him to be with me.

Is your mom still around? She's alive. I didn't know. You never know. She could have been gone. Is she in Orlando? We're still in Orlando. So your old man comes with you now. Does he spend any time in Austin with you or no?

No, he really just come on the road. Just come on the road. Let me do whatever I do in Austin, then he come on the road when I go with Tony.

Orlando is a wild place to grow up.

Yeah, it's crazy.

Because it's like tourist central for people that want to go to Disney.

See what it is, though. They keep Disney way far away from us. You know what I'm saying? This is like 45 minutes from where I'm from.

What's it called? Kissimme?

Yeah, that's it. Kissimme. Yeah. Kissimme.

Yeah. Yeah. Kissimme. Right.

I'm from the west side of the city.

What's it called? Orlando. You're from the city, Orlando, West, West, Orlando.

West, Orlando. Yeah. Wow. I'm from Pine Hills in O'Coy. Pine Hills is like the hood. My mama stayed in a car. It was very white.

Very white. Yeah. You get both worlds. You got to dip your feet in both pools.

It was funny because when I was real young. I was being hood with my daddy and then everything was like, go down and I get to go back to my mama house.

Right. And get some salvation.

Get away from me. You know what I'm saying? Right.

So you got to go get crazy in the hood and then go back and sleep in a nice white bed. Look at that, dude. Life is good, man.

Life is Life is good. Thank God.

Thank God. God is good. So when you first decided you were going to start doing stand-up, if it's only been three years ago, what was the kickoff?

I used to work in Foot Locker in my I'm over like, but you funny as hell. I used to tell stories, we were just empty. You funny, but just do stand up. And I tried when I was 19, it just felt weird. It just felt like a weird thing. You feel what I'm saying? I didn't like it too much. And the embrace I got from other comics, I didn't like.

It Well, you didn't like that. Yeah, right. There's the cattiness, the competition. The root.

I was trying to ask questions. They were like, Nigger, fuck you. That's the best shit. You know what I'm saying? That pressure. So I just didn't do it again until I was 22. And I was serving at the time, and I was just really bad at selling drugs. And My homeboy was like, Nigger, this ain't for you. And I love you. You know what I'm saying?

You're too funny to sell drugs.

You should do stand up. And then I tried it again. And then that's when everything was like, I'm going to just do this.

How long were you in the street trying to sell?

Shit, from 18 to 2022.

So you did move a little bit at some point.

I was really horrible. You were bad at something. I was one of the worst drugs in all time.

You know what funny it is, man? The drugs sell themselves. You still couldn't sell that shit.

I was terrible. I was one of the worst in the country, nigger. I was one of the worst in the country.

I never saw I had a poll, but that'd be so funny if they had a poll of the worst drug dealers in the United States.

Cam Patterson, number one. I was bad, bro.

Like the NFL, they put just your head out there. You're like, Cam Patterson, Orlando, number one worst drug dealer in the United States.

Worst in the country.

Worst in the country, baby. Let's go.

That was bad.

What were you flipping?

Pill, weed, much of the shit. Everything. Yeah, whatever I get my hands on.

You were pushing whatever was out there. It's weird to me to think, too, because you're so young and you got out really quickly, which is good before you ever got caught up. Did you ever get...

You didn't get locked up? No. It was one situation where the last time I really decided I was done. We were riding like a Bat World and it was on the car. My homeboy got a warrant for his arrest. And I went from like, you driving and somebody got a warrant, you don't stop. You know what I'm saying? No. You know what I'm saying? You're fucking up the system. So we were riding and we had a bunch of pills in the car and the police got behind us. And at first we didn't see him. We had no idea who was behind us. I was like, I think that car ride too close. And they turned the lights on and they went around us because it was like a two-way road. And I was like, I think I'm done. Nigger, my heart's saying to my ass. I ain't never experienced something that terrifying in my life, though. It was scary shit. But you're good. Yeah, I'm good.

And you're here and you're fine. And it's over. Thank God. Yeah. Don't ever go back to that life. No. Now, you still have friends that are doing it.

Yeah. I mean, not really. Not at all. My friend drives trucks. That's good because he is a cop.

Look at him.

I mean, he looks like a cop. That nigga is a 80 cop. 100 %. My friend drives trucks now. All of them drive trucks. All I'm a truck driver.

I have some friends that are truck drivers, too.

Truck drivers are cool.

Yeah, they are. Because they've lived a good life. They know what they're doing. They figured out this is the easiest way to not talk to anybody. No one's going to give me shit. I can go do what I need to do.

I just drive straight.

I drive Drive. No one bothers me.

Nobody calls me. I just drive.

So are you a single dude? Yeah. You're out here.

I got a wife, but we're not together.

You have a wife, but you're not together? Yeah.

She know who she is, though. We in love, you feel me?

I got it. Well, you're too young. You're too young to get locked up.

She was like my god damn. She's the one. Yeah, she's the one for sure.

But it's not until later down the road that needs to be a thing because you're too young right now.

Yeah, but I'm going to get her pregnant.

She's back in Florida. Oh, you're going to get her pregnant? 100 %. Fact. You need it to happen. How many kids are you trying to have? Seven?

Yeah, seven.

Seven? Yeah. How many siblings do you have?

I got four.

Four? Why seven? Why so many?

My dad is a child of 13 kids.

He's one of 13. He's one of 13. My mom's one of 10.

That's crazy, man. Back then, they were just fucking.

They were having it, bro. That's crazy. Well, first of all, there wasn't as much shit going on. They didn't have the apple goggles and all that bullshit, right? We got so much bullshit to distract us. They had nothing but fucking and eating.

Imagine what your grandparents could have did with I was with some apple goggles.

Well, I wouldn't be here. They would have had more fun.

They don't have to none of this later. I'm good. I'm straight.

One of seven. So you're trying to have seven kids?

Yeah, I would like seven kids.

Wow. Well, now you've achieved some good success, which I know you'll keep going You know the secret to this, really. As young as you are, as good as you are, is hard work, truly. Is working really hard at what you're good at because you're very good. Don't get in your own way. The worst thing I think we see when very young comics who are talented, they get in their own way. They get deep into drugs or alcohol, and they don't control themselves. And they also don't want to work. A lot of people make it, make some money young, and then they just don't give a shit. And I don't see that for you. I think I genuinely mean this. The little as I know you, You seem like a humble dude. I think bringing your father with you is a big... That's a shining light on where your head's at. It's a good thing. A lot of people bring a crew up with them and then friends, and that's cool, too. Because this dude really knows you. You came from his nutsack. He knows who the fuck you really are. There's no faking it in front of your old man.

So I think that's a good move to have. When I heard that he goes with you, I thought, oh, that's smart, particularly because of where you are. People could try to take advantage of you. It's nice to have security. And also, he's not a small guy.

Not Shut up, big man.

He could beat some fucking ass.

When I first started, he would cut all the shows I would do. And I remember he would watch people in the crowd and it's like, small white man, just small guy. He'll be like, Why you ain't like my son?

After the show, you weren't laughing at my son. Well, that's a valid Good question. What do you have against my son that you didn't laugh?

I'm not a loud laffer, but your son is a. He was like, Good.

Your dad is checking people for not laughing.

I don't think he know he's 6'3. I don't think he understand he's 6'3, 2'8.

Yeah, he forgets. He's a big boy.

He's a big dude. That's terrifying.

Well, but also to your dad's credit, why the fuck aren't you laughing at my son?

You didn't find him funny? Yeah.

We could kill you. We could. There's nothing funny about that. You should have laughed. Now we'll kill you, and now there's nothing funny ever again. What's going on? I I like this, dude. And then you brought your boy with you.

My dog, Tony. Yeah.

Tony started with you in Orlando, right? And then you had convinced him to go to Austin.

I've been moving my dog to Austin.

How many people do you think you got to move from Florida?

Right now, probably about 20. Wow. Yeah, About 20 people.

The revolution is real.

The whole scene, yeah.

Well, dude, tip of the hat heavy to my good old friend Joe Rogan for creating a world for young comics and young fans. The good thing about what Rogan did out there truly is for young comedy fans to see new talent, young emerging talent, and guys that have been in the game, Duncan Russell and Tony and Holtzman. These guys have been doing it for a long time. So it's cool to have guys and Shane, obviously, Gillis and guys that have been doing it. And then to also showcase young guys is pretty incredible to create that world.

To be around guys like that every day.

It's healthy for the system. As long as the relationships are good and we remain this community that we have. It's important because I got to I tell you, dude, it gets lonely on the road. It gets hard. This isn't just always going to be an up and up. I mean, even if you have a positive outlook, it gets a little tough. So I think having your father, having your friends, people that really give a shit about you when you're growing in the system, man, that's a phenomenal thing. What do you think your outlook is as far as are you wanting to, at some point, put out a special in the next couple of years when you really get into it?

Maybe like six, seven. It's talk seven, but I'm like, I ain't trying to put a special on to this.

Don't do it yet. Yeah. Take Take your time. But I do think having a goal is nice when you say, I want to have an hour by or a half an hour by this point. I want to finish the hour by this part of the year or the year. Take it, how many years it takes to get there. That's always a good thing, too. Because the media is different now. When I was coming up, it was, Could you get 15 on Lounge Lizards or Comedy Central? Or the presents then started half hours. But for you guys, there's no rules. You can put shit up on the internet if you feel like it. You You throw up a YouTube 20, 30 minute, but I think be delicate with it because you're so coveted right now. Have people tried to take advantage of you? Have you felt that a little bit or no?

Not really. I ain't no fuck, nigger. So it's going to be hard. Good.

And that's the name of your special, by the way. I ain't no fuck, nigger. Yeah.

I'll buy that. I ain't no fuck, nigga. I understand that.

That's a fact. But I do think that it does happen. You can feel that there's snakey people that try to latch on to what you've grown. You know what I mean? You just have to be weary of that. Again, another thing that's good about having friends around. Like Tony, right? Tony? Yeah, that's when they're with us. Tony did not sell drugs in Orlando. No, he's a good guy. No, he would get busted immediately. He's going to jail. He's got that face of like, Arrest Me face. Yeah.

He look like he is a cop. When I first met him, He scared me. You know what I'm saying? It was crazy. Funny story. When I first thought no cop had a pistol on me at all times. What did you keep on you? It was a Hellcat. Oh, wow. I had that at all times. Because I was still dabbling what I was doing and shit. You feel what I'm saying? Probably really I got to talk about it. Because me and my dad said I had to really talk about it. But when I did start, I met Tony early. He would give me a ride one day. I had my backpack in his car and my pistol was in his car. He looked like a cop, but Tony is a felon. That wouldn't have been good.

Tony caused some trouble, huh? Yeah.

Yeah. Bad guy, man.

Really? He looks like a solid above-board dude.

He's a good guy, though.

But he's gotten in some trouble.

Yeah, but it'll be funny. He got to put it like, I promise you this is not my good.

They're like, all right, man, just get in the car.

That dumb ass.

All right, whatever. Well, you got rid of the pistol.

You all got a pistol. Look at this. I'm a good guy, man.

You're growing, man. I'm going to change, bro. What helped you change, do you think?

It's comedy.

Yeah. Comedy took you out of all that bullshit.

It changed everything. I commentated my life, bro.

Have you spoken? Have you Have you sat and spoken to Joe about anything in life that's happening with you and the growth? Have you sat in a conversation with him or not?

We talked one time at a Post Malone concert. It was real quick. He was like, Hey, man, does it feel weird? Everything happened so quick. I was like, Yeah. And he was like, Don't think about it.

And that was it. He loved saying shit like that. Don't think about it. He said that to me, man. I've known him for a long time. I'm more of a... I reminisce about stuff. With the Instagram, all that stuff, he used to say all the time we'd be in the car together going to shows. He always be like, Post it and ghost it, post it and ghost it, post it and ghost it. Put it up and don't even look at it ever again. And when you're young, it's really hard because you get engaged in comments and fans. Well, you want to say thank you to fans, but then you're also going to get a fuck you in there, too. So It's hard to balance, but I'm older now, so it's much easier. I don't give a shit about it. But he would always say that, Don't try to look at it. Just keep moving. Just do your thing and keep moving. I think staying humble and true to who you are, that's the only important thing. 100%. Seeing the dude that you always were that got you to where you are and not faking it for the people around you and selling yourself as something that you're not.

We see a lot of guys come through. He's young, too, but he experiences the world through my lens when we work together. There's a lot of guys I've seen over the years. I think the old phrase is drink the Kool-Aid. And I'm sorry if that's racist. That was crazy.

That was insane. That was crazy. You could have picked a better phrase.

Sorry about that. Drink the orange juice. Sometimes they drink the orange juice. There it goes. Do you know where the phrase drink the Kool-Aid comes from, by the way?

The niggas had the... They had the guy.

Oh, you do know? Yeah. And they all committed suicide at the same time.

They said they wanted Kool-Aid, they were flavor aid.

Right. Flavor Aid. They all drink the Flavor Aid. Exactly. Not one black person out there, by the way. It wasn't? No, that's why the phrase is okay. Come on, man. By the way, that's our phrase, drink the Kool-Aid. You don't get to steal that from us, man.

I can have it. I don't want it. As a young black man, I don't steal no more.

No, but a lot of people drink their own mix, and they think that they're the shit. And that's a dangerous place to be.

That's a crazy thing.

You are the shit. I'll tell you that.

Why I try to tell myself- But you don't tell yourself that. I try to tell myself, you ain't shit at all. I remember last night at My first time doing the main room, the first three minutes was going terrible. Really? And the rest of the set, I had fun. I had a good time. It closed really well. But this whole day has been like, what them first three minutes, though. The first three minutes was rough.

But that's very real.

That's how you put it. That's how I like to think about shit. If everything is going well, think about what could be better.

Right. Well, I mean, look, I went on the main room last night. I didn't see you because you were on that same show, but I was out because I had to go to the OR, and I wanted to catch you at the end. I was bummed I didn't see you. But But to give you perspective, before I went on in the OR, Martin Lawrence came on and did a half hour because he's warming up. I think he's going out to do theater. But here's a guy who, since I was young, he was beyond a legend. I mean, it was something else. He was like a superstar. Back then, it was like another level of star. He's working out. And not all the stuff that he was doing was tuned out and totally cleaned up. And so you got to remember that. Even a legend, legend, legend is still working through the shit. I think that's what will keep you in this great place that you're in right now. Those three couple of bad minutes, not only is it going to make you a better comic, but it's also good to have a couple of shaky shit.

A hundred %. If everything go well all the time, it's not going to feel real.

Well, if everything's going well all the time, something else is going to happen. Eventually, it's not going to go so well. What's the most like? Because the Gucci slides made me laugh. What's the most ridiculous thing you've bought now since you had a couple of bucks?

Not yet, but I'm finna get diamond teeth soon.

You want to get diamond teeth? I want to get diamond teeth real bad. The ones that are inlaid? Either they're permanent?

No, not at no permanent. Okay.

Because you know it's a new thing now. People get them permanently put on their teeth.

It's just like a group. Okay.

You've seen this shit with people have permanent diamonds in their teeth?

That nigga got titanium. That nigga lost his mind. That wasn't the same thing to do.

No, I mean, that was crazy. But the Jewish comments were fine. Everything else was The dio, yeah.

The shit with the teeth was... No, that is crazy.

What he did is... Yeah, he's wild. They were titanium.

No, not they. They were still titanium. He had titanium in his mouth forever.

And it's permanently locked. Yeah, man. What a poor guy, man. What a rich guy. Poor guy. Super rich. See, that's when you can be very rich, but also very poor. Yeah.

In the mind, fuck, though.

Yeah, he's very poor up here, but he's very rich in his pockets. But that's a sad world to be in, man. You don't want to ever Excel to a place where you lose Use the humanity of yourself. I mean, he's gone into space. But you want to do just a grill. We're talking the top.

Both. You want both. Do you already have the guy? I know. I'm going to do something in Orlando. I might do something in Houston. Because I got a guy. You got a guy? I got the guy. You don't have a guy.

I got the guy. I don't believe you. Yeah, I got the guy. You do who the guy? I got all the guys, man. You name a guy. You name somebody that needs to... Back in the old days, do you even know who Johnny Dang is?

I was going to say Johnny Dang.

Okay.

That's who I would go to, if anything. I'll probably somebody lower because that nigga just...

He's too much.

Too much.

Do you know who Ben Baller is?

I know who Ben Baller is. Okay.

So I know the guy. I know all of them.

I know all the two.

But I got the phone numbers.

You do. I don't got them yet.

All right. Well, bro, you're here with me. You need the phone numbers. I'll give you the phone numbers, man. I'll get you. I swear to God, I'll get you laced up with somebody that you really need because it can be done very well.

Yeah, or it can be fucked up. Oh, my God. Can you see the one where they be like just fucking big ass? That's crazy. It is crazy. You look insane, though.

Some of them are really Really, really bad. Now, would you perform with it ever?

No, you can't do that. No, I wouldn't perform. But I walk around. It's good for the holes. Holes like that. They love that shit. They love that shit. Dimons, man.

Yeah, but you're already a good-looking kid. You don't got to do too much, man. You don't need to do too much. You're what a diamond though. I know. When you smile, you see Dimons like that.

That's that nigga, man.

I know. Is it now hard when you go to different cities with all these women and the attention that you're getting?

Is it getting- No, not really.

You're still balanced about it? I'm still balanced, yeah. You don't need I got a couple of girls I follow right now.

We like, locked in. I got my wife, so it's like.

Right. Them and wife. And my wife, yeah. And no communication.

No, they're separate. And then someone could move up, too.

They could become wife.

They could challenge her for a position.

If they work hard enough.

If they work hard enough. Right.

It's like getting a promotion. Yes. Do you want to be my main bitch? Yes. But does she have to take out another one or can they coexist?

They could coexist, but I know my main wife right now, I'm not good at coexisting. She don't mix. You ever seen a dog in a pound? Don't play She don't mix well with others. That's her. I'm not saying she don't mix well with others.

She's on her own place right now. But you tell her, you say, I have to go play the field and do my thing.

She know that. All she tell me all the time, she go, You can do what you want to do. Just don't trick on these hoes. That's all she said.

Don't trick on these hoses. And I've said that on this show so many times in my audience. Don't trick on these hoses, please. Don't trick on these hoes, man. Don't trick on these hoes. Because you can't. You can't, man. You got to do your thing, and you got to let your wife know I'm going to be out there. But you know what I'm not going to do? I'm not going to I'm not going to trick on these hoses.

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Ginger. I like ginger.

Is she somebody that you check in with, or is this like an unspoken- I talk to her all the time.

You do? Yeah, my mama say we shouldn't talk no more because I'm not good for her.

That's what your mom says.

What does she know?

She knows almost everything, your mother, by the way. Yeah, I know. That's the problem. She does. She knows a lot.

Yeah, I'm not good for her, man. We're not good. But I love her. Who knows?

You know what I'm saying? Life works in very mysterious ways. This kid thought he was in love with somebody far, far away from here. He thought he was head over heels. He thought he was in love. He told me a million times he was in love. Am I lying? No. No, I'm not exposing. I'm not saying too much. But he thought he was in love. And guess what? Wasn't in love. Not a chance. And you know why? Yeah. Because he got sucked in to the idea of, oh, this perfect thing that's far away. It's just not reality. You got to keep things in front of you to know that they're real, right? The idea versus the reality. The idea versus the reality was two different worlds. Are you doing a bunch of dates right now? You're in LA doing shows, but are you on tour?

Well, my first tour starts. The just beginning tour start on May fifth in Tampa.

May fifth in Tampa. You got to go see my boy. So Side Splitters. Now, have you done a weekend yet?

This is the first This is my first ever.

That's your first weekend.

Yeah, it's a one night. The next one, I forget where it is, but the next one is going to be the first week.

Right. Okay. Side Splitters in Tampa is a one nighter, but the next one will be your first weekend. Are you nervous about the weekend? Very nervous.

I don't have an hour yet, and I'm still doing I just shit off, kill Tony. That's fine. But I'm building. By the end of this tour, the goal is to be able to be on stage for an hour.

You will be. You have all the makeup to do that. You just have to keep plugging away. And I think also those one-nighters, they condition you. We all started there. I started one-nighters 15 years ago doing Wednesday or a fallout. I would do a fallout night when they would call you and they're like, Hey, man, this guy's not going to do The Late Show or whatever. And I did those. And I think the best part about the challenge is the crowd's not there to see you, right? But you're earning them, right? You've got an audience already. Which is weird. You're selling some tickets.

Which is weird. Yeah, it's a weird feeling because I'm still like... So when I'm doing my show, I'm going to try to do don't tell us in those same cities just so nobody knows. So I can just still go in front of people that have no idea.

So you want to go up and people not know you. Are you selling out like that, Tampa, when you sold it out?

I think it will. Yeah, it will.

Wow, man. Now, how quickly did an agent or a manager and all these guys snatch you up?

It was fast.

Yeah, they were right, dude. Yeah, they were quick. Those motherfuckers. They can smell a fire from across town.

Like that nigga doing something.

You're right. They know. Yeah. They know. And that's what they say in the pitch meeting in the mornings. We got to get this nigga. We got to get this nigga, though.

All white people, we have to get this nigga, though.

We've been saying that for centuries.

That one is strong right there. It was funny. I walked in to my manager In our office today, and they had a cake, and they had a party. All white people eating cake nine o'clock in the morning. I'm like, this is not even. This is crazy.

This is not good. Yeah, that's not a good look.

It's not a good look at all.

It's not a good look for our people.

Get to the fucking work, man. What are we doing here, man?

You know what's so funny? I got a piece of history for you. Talk to me. Do You've ever heard of the phrase cakewalk? It's a cakewalk. If somebody said, Oh, man, that shit is a cakewalk. That means it's just easy, right? Do you know where this comes from? This is really interesting you say that. Cakewalk was a dance, Mocking white slave owners. You can Google this. You can Google this. Mocking white slave owners. What happened with slaves after dinner would usually be cake or dessert, and they They would see these old white people dance, and they would joke mock cake walking, which is like shitty dancing. So they were mocking how bad they were at dancing. So cake walking, meaning when we say we go, Oh, it's easy. It's a cake walk. There are I'm saying it's because these shitty white slave owners couldn't dance. So the slaves would make fun of them and do mock cakewalks.

You all couldn't dance way back then.

We never could dance. That's crazy. You think we used to and then now can't? You all done been crazy.

You all done been good. I was like, Look at us.

We used to be able to fucking hit it, and then we lost it. Isn't that true, though? That's what cake walking is. It's insane. It's a crazy, weird thing that I learned because someone had said it to me. They said, you're not going to worry about that. I think it was in reference to going to a city playing a club. And I said, man, I don't want to go. I'm weird. I don't know that town. And they said, it's a fucking cake walk. And I remember thinking, why do we even talk? What is that? What is that even for? Yeah, it was wild. It's about the máquina slave owners who are shitty dancers. Imagine if we used to be phenomenal dancers. And again, that It's crazy. It was karma. Again, God being like, I'm taking away your dancing.

I think for slavery, you all can't dance. You all age bad and the sun beats our lads. I think all that's karma for slavery.

Well, there's more than that, too. Oh, a lot more. Yeah.

Those are the big three. That's the big three. No dancing. Age bad and the sun hate you, niggas.

We're learning about reasoning. We're trying our best.

You all are getting there.

We're getting close, right? Tiktok. Isn't that interesting? Tiktok is teaching us how to do all the things that we've been fucking up for a long time.

And they're trying to ban it.

Well, dude, you know who's trying I'm going to ban it, dude. Who? You know who. Who is he? You go ahead and say it. I'll let you say it. I don't know who. Say it. See? Exactly. Take a drink. No, you know what? It is funny how TikTok, as bad as people think it is in terms of… There's always criticism of new technology. What it's done across the board, culturally, socially, things like that do help bring communities and the world a little bit closer. That's what's beautiful about it. I know you could joke about it, but from a A true, genuine cultural standpoint, it does open your mind to shit that you never would have been able to be and never had available to you. I learned so much bullshit on there. It's incredible. I'll get a funny ass video, then I'll get some shit that I'm like, Oh, wow, I never even knew that bullshit.

You ever go to the stem part? The what? The stem part. It's the part they added. The one in China is way different.

Well, the Chinese TikTok is not like ours.

When they added, so when they got mad about it, they learned this shit on their TikTok. Why we can learn? They added the stem part. Oh, really? A learning page, right? Wow. It's fucking terrible.

Wait, I've never even seen that.

It's like science class, nigga.

Wait, have you ever seen that? Have you ever seen the STEM part?

Maybe they had it in my car, especially there for a minute, but I'm pretty sure it's a real thing.

You never were in special Ed.

No, but I couldn't read for a long time.

What year did you learn to read?

How old were you? Second grade. I failed second grade the first time. You failed it?

Yeah. Yeah, but that's second grade. Everyone fucks up second grade.

My dad told me I reclassed. That's what he told me. Really? Yeah, he was like, You just reclassed earlier. That's all that is. You're going to be high. That's so funny. You're going to be bigger and stronger next year.

Yeah. Again, it didn't go the way you wanted. You fixed it. And then what did you do? High school? You graduated high school? I got out of high school, yeah. Yeah, you got out and then you were like, I'm not going on.

I'm trying to go to college for a minute, and that shit just wanted to play.

Where'd you go to school?

Valencia. Oh, really? They wouldn't let me go to no other college. They got barely graduated high school. My last year of high school, I was a smart kid, but I would only get the good grades to play basketball. That was Sure.

Were you a hooper?

Could you play? I was a hoop, but I never played.

You know what I'm saying?

But I could. I was a hooper though. You could, but you didn't. I never got in the game. My coach was a dicky. He was an asshole.

I had a dicky head coach when I was in high school, too. See, same shit. Did you ever want to kill him?

Did you ever want to kill your coach? I tried.

Twice. Yeah. And he's still out there. And if I see you, you know what I'm going to fucking do to you.

You know what it is, Coach Sarge? You're calling out names. I hate him though. Why?

Because he didn't like you.

Okay, this is the scenario. We were playing a game, a school called Windermere. There was the first year being in school, brand new gym, first home game ever. We playing them at their home. They got a pretty good team and the place is sold to fuck out. I don't play. I know I don't play. I'm happy to be in a lay of line, sold out, crying I did it when I was a kid. I'm very excited. The game going on, close game. We're doing really good. Fourth quarter, it's like four seconds left. We down by two points. Four seconds left. My shoes untied. I'm watching a great game. I got the best view of the game. I'm having a good time. You know what I'm saying? It's a good game. My shoes are tied. I don't even know if I got a jersey under the warm-up. That's how I've been sitting on the bench. So my coach called time, he go, Hey, Cam, come here. Get in the game. Put me in the game. He go, Listen, I need you to do something. When they inbound the ball and if you to steal it, score.

If you do not get the ball, foul. That's all I bet. Say less. I get in the game, I don't get the ball. I try to foul, time run out, game over. You know what I'm saying? He walked over to the middle of the court, look me dead in my soul and go, We lost this game because of you.

What?

Yeah. Four seconds.

What's his coach's name?

Sars. Let's go Sars. Sars? Yeah.

Sars, if I come down there and I see you down there, I'm going to check the fuck out of you. Are you that crazy? You don't do that to K. That was crazy. He was a fucking bully. Four His neck is left. That's insane. I wanted to kill him, bro. Put the world on your shoulders.

He did that four times that season.

You take a trip back home and you call me when you go back down there. I'll go down there.

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I like chanters. Fuck that. That's crazy to do that to a kid. That was the same. I didn't like my coach. We didn't get along at all, man. I was always me. So I was always anti-authority against the grains. I didn't like to be yelled at. You could coach me. I don't want to be yelled at. Don't disrespect me and make me look foolish. It's embarrassing, and I don't fucking like it. So he would do that all the time, and he'd make you feel like a dummy. And man, every piece of you, I wanted to fucking kill him. I just couldn't stand him. But you know what? It is what it is. We moved on. Life gets better. I say that, but now still I'm- I'm still hurt.

Of course. I'm still hurt. It does.

When you were in the layup lines, are you backboard slapping? Oh, backboard slapping.

I could dunk at one point.

So could I. Look at me. I got photos of it to prove it, by the way.

Well, I had to keep it just in case. I believe you're tall, man.

I could believe that you could dunk. I got photos of me. He's seen it when I was at ASU. I could go in the practice gym. I could dunk with two hands, ironically, easier easier than one hand. I couldn't full palm. I could palm a little bit, but then it would slip out.

But I could two hand dunk easier off two feet than I could off a one with one.

One with one always got me nervous because I got a bad concussion when I was in high school. I went up and a guy took on my legs and I fell on my neck and I bruised my spine.

So you played a lot. You was like a starter.

I played basketball, yeah. And I played even when I was in my 20. Look, there I am, Yokey. Look at me. He's got the photo. That was me yacking in the gym.

That's in 1997. Oh, man, Fuck you.

No, that was what? That had been 2000, something like that. But I was going up and a guy... When you play with these guys, he's wild, fucking out of control. He didn't know. Just running He's been being a dummy. Yeah, he's been a dummy. And he took my legs out and I fell on my neck. I fell on the high point of my neck. And, oh, man, I blacked out. Boom. I was out like a light. And then when I woke up, I had my friends around me and they were like, oh, man, holy shit. Are you good? And this is how much of a basketball brain I had. I got up and my instinct kicked in and I was like, sub, sub. I'm calling for a sub. That's crazy. And everyone around me is like, Dude, sit the fuck down. You almost died. The game is over. I'm I was thinking, I was like, Get someone else in here. But they sat me down and time kept passing. I don't know if you ever had a concussion, but it's weird. Time passes where you time jump. I'll sit down, then I'll remember talking to a guy, then I'll turn to somewhere else, and a minute has gone by because your brain is jogged.

I mean, you're fucked. I'll never forget this. The paramedic came take me to the hospital, take me in the ambulance. And they were walking with me, and I was walking just fine. And they were near my arm, just in case. And I said, I'm good. And he goes, okay. And I said, I'm good. I'm trying to be fucking tough. I'm fine, bro. Let's just go to the hospital. We'll figure it out. And as soon as I got to the front lobby in front of the whole fucking gym, I grabbed him and I go, I'm going to pass. And as soon as I said, dude, I blacked out. And then they caught me. And then I woke up in the ambulance again, and they had to do all the X-rays and all that shit and just a severe concussion. But after those days in high school, I was so scared to get up.

That seems terrifying.

I just didn't want to do it. And I got so scared of getting up because every time I went up, I thought, I'm going to fall on my fucking neck again. I quit. We played intramural basketball. We used to have a Comedy League out here. You know that for years, man? Yeah. The Improv, the Comedy Store, And then agents and management company is a Laugh Factory. And they had the Comedy Basketball League. I don't even know if it's still around anymore because the young guns are probably doing it. But we quit. We gave up on it. Too many fights. You You know who used to try to get in fights all the time? And he knows. I'm not talking shit. Adam Ray. You know Adam Ray? Yeah. Oh, man. Adam wanted to fight the whole fucking gym. I feel that. He's a tough motherfucker, dude. Adam's not a little... He's a big boy because he was down in the paint and he would get smacked. If somebody hit him hard enough, he was ready to scrap Adam Ray. He's trying to start a fight at every fucking game we played. Adam Ray is a real nigger, man.

Yeah, he's legit. I love him. But he always was trying to fucking fight somebody. And I was like, Adam, we're beating the shit out. Relax. We're winning. We'd be winning. He didn't care. He was ready to Which is also why I love him. He is a winner. Did you play any other sports other than basketball?

No, I played football, but I was terrible at football. I wasn't the worst in the country. What did you play? Small, chill, whatever the fuck. Yeah, what they needed you to be. I'm in one time, my whole team got ejected. We were playing a team called Outlaw. You all got ejected? Most of my all the star players got ejected. And they were like, We need a running back. And they put me in a running back. And I always wanted to be a running back. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a running back. I got to put in a running back. They just ran up the hole. I got hit so hard. I'm like, You ever give me that fucking ball again. I'm going to shot the shit out of your toe ass. I don't want the ball. Don't give me the fucking ball, bro.

When you were a kid and you wanted to be a running back, who was your favorite running back? Danny Thompson. You say that like it's an obvious, but much older. So for me, it was like Barry Sanders. Okay. Yeah. That was just like that was the guy. I mean, Walter Payton, truly, because I'm from Chicago. But Barry Sanders was probably the greatest guy I've ever seen dance on a field. It was wild. I mean, it's almost like they couldn't touch that guy. It was weird watching him. In the same way that my generation thought Jordan and you guys think about probably LeBron, it looks fake. You're like, he's a video. He's a human fucking video game. Ain't that crazy?

People get looked up like that. You're going to be sick saying, you're going to be fucking amazing at this game.

It's wild. Think about it like this. People I'm going to talk about that with you with comedy. You amaze people with comedy. Yeah, that's great. Isn't that a beautiful thing? You are that thing to someone else that they go, Man, this dude's funny as shit. When I saw that first clip of you, and I spoke to someone about you from Austin, maybe Segura, and I had said, This fucking guy, he's not so fucking funny, man. And it was so originally you. And I knew right away you had that little seed of a thing that was going to continue if you put in the work. I told him, dude, he contested me. I said, I want to get that kid out here and get him on the show. I was a long time ago. I said, He's fucking funny, man. Thank you, bro. And it's rare when it happens so organically and so fast, but good on you for that. What's your downtime outside of comedy? What are What do you get into?

Nothing. I don't do shit.

You play video games.

I'm playing fall out right now. Not fallout, man. Where that shit is.

Damn, the whiskey got me. Yeah, it got you good.

Where that shit is. Cyberpunk. Cyberpunk? Yeah. Is on PlayStation? You know what I'm talking about?

I don't play about it. He doesn't. Yeah, no, he's stupid. We put him to work, dude.

You don't play games?

He lives here. He's not allowed to leave this room. That's hard. Isn't that right? He sleeps on that couch.

How you get to the couch, you can't leave his room.

Yeah. See?

What's going on, man?

Yeah, he's not quick enough, man. He's throwing shit right over that buzz cut of his. That mullet can't catch everything. No, but so nothing. There is nothing. You don't have a little hobby that you're really into that you're doing now when you're downtime, when you're on the road. You got to find one. I got to tell you because the road gets long and you got to find some shit to do.

Probably just the game. But I play basketball and shit.

Basketball when you're on the road, you go find a gym to go work on it.

Other than that, just this.

Are you bringing a friend with you when you go out?

I'm bringing two people. Only because they help me punch it up in the city. So I might as well just.

So Tony goes with you?

No, Tony don't go. Tony doing his own thing. Okay, right.

You bring other comments. Yeah.

Tony Casillas. And then my dog, Jar, knows.

Tony Casillas. I know who that is, right? Yeah. Who is he in LA? Yeah.

Or he do it in their mothership.

Yeah, that's right. I know who that is. Yeah, of course. And he goes with you on the road. Yeah. And he helps you guys. You guys all help. Yeah. That's a great world, too, because when you're young, you really do want to help each other, right? And then people get older, they get a little bit more protective. It gets a little strange, but that is the best years because all you're doing is wanting to Excel other people's stuff while you're excelling your own. And then you'll see the growth of your friends, which is great. Jealousy does get involved, but be careful. As you go, it will be there. You're probably down the line, but it will be there.

I say sometimes all the guys from where I'm from, all the niggas be like, it's a weird animosity thing. Of course. I can feel it.

But do you now, like Did you ever do sets in Orlando? Or did you start in? Yeah. Okay. So you started in Orlando? Yeah. Right. And then once you decided to make the trip out there to Austin and make that your home, you have no want to go back to Florida?

No.

This is going to be it for a long time for you.

Yeah, I'm going to be in Texas for a minute. Wow. That's great to hear. I mean, in Orlando, it was one of the things where it got to a point where when I first started, people I've seen like, oh, yeah, I don't want to follow them. That's crazy. Then I got better. I was like, there's no challenge here. But then going to Austin, it's like, you know what I'm saying?

It's a different world.

It's like real monster. You know what I'm saying? So I needed that. You need that.

You do. You need that. I mean, there's guys out there that are so strong, like Brian Simpson. There's such a strong comic base out there. It's only going to make you better anyway. We do got to find a hobby for you. You got a suggestion for a hobby for him? What do you do? We got to get you into something. I watch movies. This guy's loved... Well, he's a cinema nerd. He loves making film, watching film, criticizing. He's also a big hip hop fan. We talk music a lot.

Who are you like? Who are you like right now? Just like current guys or just guys- Current guys. Current guys. Current guys.

I mean, a lot of the obvious answers. Like Kendrick and a lot of those.

Kendrick's new verse is insane. That shit is crazy.

We were just talking about it. We were just talking about it. It's so cool that... Because everyone, all the mainstream rappers are just such pussy now.

I'm not a subliminal, but Kendrick was be like, no, it's a subliminal shit. Yeah, nigga, fuck you. I am the guy.

Crazy to take shots at a name. It didn't used to be that way. For a long time, they did that, then they didn't do it. And now it might be making its way back into hip hop.

I like that. I think that's cool. You know what it be cool? They all made a verse together just dissing each other. I think that'd be hard.

I like that. That's actually very clever. Those are the new days.

I'll be thinking.

How to Rob, when he came out with that first. Yeah, it was great. Because after talking big dad, everyone was scared to go at each other. Well, I hope that doesn't happen again. I don't want any of that bullshit to start happening. I don't want to watch the guy shooting each other. Well, except for there's a few people that could die.

I mean, some people can't die.

Yeah. Did he can go. Did he can go. Did he can go. They got him. It's so funny.

The did shit is hilarious.

It's so funny. Now that they got this guy. The anniversary of kick in the Door. The anniversary of Biggie's Kicking the Door. Was when they Did it to him? They rated him on the kick in the door anniversary. God is good.

Yeah, they got it. Yeah. They got to get Diddy.

Well, here's the deal.

You can't. No, they're calling him? The Diddler. The Diddler diddler. That's the funnest. Diddy the Diddler.

He used to own a house here Here in LA, close to where I used to live. And I asked somebody who we know through the great fun, and this could be bullshit. It could be hearsay, but who cares? But he said he bought that house. Did he buy the house? And he never spent one night in there. Because the real estate agent we know, and he said it was for a crew, whoever. And I was like, What was going on? And they said, I don't fucking know. But now, how crazy all these years later, now we know. I thought it was like a fall house for whoever the fuck was on his crew that needed someone to lay out for a while or whatever the fuck was on. But now you learn the truth. This dude was having kids fucking shuffle drugs across state line. They're going to get him, and they're going to get him. But unless he gets What is it called? Unless he goes to... What is that called? What's that called? Go to one of those countries where they have... Is it diplomatic immunity or something like that? That's a Roman Polanski.

Right, Polanski and all these guys where they can't extradite you back to the United States. Oh, for real? You can go live in a country where they can't snag you. We talked about it. He might do that. But I heard somebody said last night that they got him already, that they stopped his private plane from going somewhere.

That's crazy.

They stopped him in the air. If they got did it.

If they stopped him in the air, that'd be crazy.

They could, though. Well, they can. Oh, my God. The Air Force can come and knock you out of the sky. If they want to, they can shoot you down.

That's hard.

Isn't that wild? That's pretty tough. That is dope. Yeah. Greatest country in the world, bro.

I love America, man. Yeah, it's the best, bro.

We can shoot your bullshit Get right out of the fucking sky.

You want to run?

Fuck you. You can't run, fly, swim. We got you, man.

We're for the fines of a good fat.

Well, also, if you do some dumb shit, if you get into his nonsense where he's wanting to control, manipulate people to own people.

The documentary is going to be fired.

Yeah, that is going to be good on Netflix. That shit is going to be good. Diddy the Diddler. What did they say? Did they get him? You can't find anything. Just a lot of memes. A lot of memes. It's going to be Meme City. That's never going to fucking stop. Once that gate opens up for the internet to have at you like that, especially when they catch you, it's done. Well, I saw an interview that Usher gave on Stern 10 years ago or something like that, and he was talking about he went to a thing called Ditty's Flavor Camp. Do you even know what this is? You ever heard of this?

I heard about the party. You heard about them playing naked basketball?

No.

Tell me. My mama told me about that. What is it? What is it? They did it over there playing naked basketball, which is crazy. What the fuck? Naked basketball is the same. Anybody going to go, You want to play naked basketball? No.

Absolutely not. That's crazy. That is crazy as shit.

Where was he doing?

Naked basketball is the same thing. At his place?

I guess. I don't know. And had all those people over with...

I guess Jamie Fox was talking about it. Jamie Fox was playing Naked Basketball?

He played Naked Basketball? Yeah. Crazy. I played Naked Basketball with some bad bitches.

Yeah, but that's not naked basketball at that point. That's just a porn I've seen before.

Yeah, you're not wrong.

Kam Patterson in the 12. Yeah, 12 deep. Off the bench with Kam Patterson.

Off the bench with Kam Patterson. That's hard.

That's what I feel like I've seen before. No, naked basketball, insane. There is no sport that can be played without clothes on. That's fucking absurd. But I do believe that when you hear these stories, I know that they're conspiracy theory shit. I believe every second that he was playing naked basketball. Oh, yeah. They're bored.

You know what I mean? You got all this money, all this shit going on. You have gotten away with it for years.

Right. He got away with too much. Now he's like, I might as well play naked basketball. Fuck it. Is that what it said? Jamie, inviting people over. Kam, you're doing a bunch of tours. You're doing a This is a big tour this year. What is, tough question, but is there a departure for you from the Kill Tony universe? Or are you going to stay with it for a while? I'll stay with it for a minute. You want to break off?

One day. He does so much. Yeah, of course. It'll be hard to move on.

But, yeah, one day for sure. But you know I can feel you feel that question because you know there's a reality to it, right? There's a moment where we had Jesse Johnson, who does kill Tony, too. So Jesky was on Bad Friends. And she No, there was a moment where we had a conversation about it. I said, I need you to go free because I want you to have your own thing. And that's not me cutting you or whatever. That's just me knowing you need to fly a little bit. And it's a weird moment because I know it will happen with you, too. You will need to just do your own thing. But it's a part of the reality of getting out. Look, I was a headliner, and then Rogan had asked me to come do shows with him, and I was opening for Joe. But at some point, he was right to have me not open for him anymore because he's like, you got to go, bro. You got to do your own shit. Yeah. Which it's a cool moment in comedy when you can do that. I would hope you continue to do what you're doing and help young comics, too.

Almost done. That's the goal. That's the only goal to be like, man, this is very possible. You put the work in, but this shit can really happen.

If you got the talent and the work, you're going to be able to do it.

I know people I started with that had a talent. I started with, bro. I remember one time I went home, but David Jolly, he was like my mentor. When I started doing, from day one, me and my homeboy, mother dog, I'm not going to say his name. You don't have to. He was hilarious. Way fun. He was a little older than me, but we started running sometimes, but fucking hilarious. And we would always go to Jolly house to work on jokes. I remember one day, he was like, Nigger, we both got a joke that was our first joke that really worked because Johnny had a couch and a mic stand, and that's it. That's it. In this living room, that was all he had, a couch and a fucking mic stand. So we go there, three of us in the room would just say our shit over and over again. He'll be like, No, you got to make that shit retarded. That's how he talked. You got to make that shit retarded. It's not retarded enough. You got to make it more retarded. I wouldn't even say. And we were going over, and then one day, we both got a joke around the same time, just fucking just hit.

And then my dog went, Nigger, we can start Making money now. And I was never mind. I always knew if I just keep getting better, the money going to come. You know what I'm saying? We start making money now. I never forget. I just went, you all niggas still suck. You all still terrible, though. Carried money with two minutes. That's terrible. Hell, no. But it was like, yeah, it's real.

But it was the beginning. It was brewing something up.

Something happened.

You know what I'm saying? And by the way, you will. You're right. That's a good perspective. You will start to... You'll get money and success and all that. But as long as you keep doing it, All that stuff will come down the road because that stuff you can't... We were grinding. Look, your generation is a little bit different. A lot of people are popping faster.

Yeah, which is scary.

We took a long time to even get a little bit of fucking attention. So we were grinding for a long time. And not to hate on it, it doesn't matter, which it happens the way it happens in the universe. But for us, it was like, could we get by doing comedy? That was always the goal. Could I make enough money to pay the thing just to do stand-up. And once you get there, that's a big deal. I heard a comic one time say, all I want to do is go out to eat and not look at the price of the food I'm eating. Yeah, that's real. And after that, you feel like, okay, I feel okay. You don't You don't need a fucking $100 million. You don't need 10 cars and four houses. But if you can eat food with friends or whoever and not look at the price, that's almost like the most free you can be.

I just want to talk about parents and make sure my kids good. All seven of them.

All seven.

All seven of them.

By the way, or eight.

Or eight. I could have twin. If I have twin the first time, I'm done.

That's it? That's it. So if you have twins, you're going to give up on that seven dream.

If I have twins, I'm good. Why is that? If I don't have twin the first time, I need.

You think that's just good luck and you need to stay with it?

I want twins for some reason. You do, huh? I want twins, bro.

I feel like you're going to get them. I need them. You feel that?

I want twins.

I feel like you're going to get yourself some twins.

I don't think the lady that's my wife right now, I don't know if she got twins on her family.

She's not a twin energy?

But one of the other ones- One of the other ones could move up and get a twin. Because she got her mama's twin.

You might have to experiment.

I see. One of my ideas was that I was going to get a girl pregnant and let my main bitch raise the baby. Because I love her so much. She's going to be a great mother.

You know what I'm saying? So you take the baby from one of the other side girls and give it to the wife.

Thank you so much. Thank you for giving me this baby. I appreciate your work. You can come check up on it whenever you need to. I'm going to give it to her. You know what I'm saying? Because we just needed you for this one moment. You was a surrogate.

And you did your thing, and thank you for that.

You did a great job.

You can come Schedule a visit.

Yeah, whenever you want to come see the baby, you can see the baby.

Put up an eye calendar. Share a calendar online. Come see the baby when it's necessary.

But you're not raising the baby.

You don't have names in mind for all seven of these kids.

No, I know the first one, if it's a boy, all my name is that. Carter. Yeah, I like Carter. Why Carter? All my kids name got to start with a K. That's what my daddy did.

All of them start with a K?

Yeah, all his kids name start with a K.

Carter with a K. What's the next one?

Shit. I don't know. I didn't get that far yet.

Well, let's get there. Let's see if we can get there.

What's your girl name? We'll go girl name. Girl. Kendra.

Kendra. Kendra. Kendra's out here. Good. Love that. Kendra's great.

Kendra's a good name. Another boy.

Someone Ica in it. It has to be Ica. Like Kamika. Kamika is a good one. Kamika. Found it.

Kamika. Got it. Kamika is a good one. King. King. We can go with King.

That's my nephew. King. Good name.

You know what I'm saying? Shit.

King or Kingston? I got a nephew, Kingston. They call him King. For real? Two of them. Okay. Kingston and King. Well, don't get a twist of that because they might... Okay, but I got you. You're good.

You're going to be back and forth. They can be your twins. Then what about...

Then you got to have one. It's always like one that's wild in the family, like calamity. Cash. Okay. Cash with a K. Cash with a K. Cash with a K.

That nigga, we don't know where he going to be.

He better not be broke.

He not going to be broke. We don't know where he going to be, but he ain't going to be broke. I'll tell you that. But Cash You're not going to have money, bro. You're not going to name K. You better have money, bro.

And then what about Krispy? Krispy could be dope.

Krispy would be a good nickname for a kid.

Okay. Come here, Krispy. His full name, his actual full name is- Christopher Krispy. Christopher. Yeah. Christopher with a K. Krispy Patterson. Aka Krispy. Krispy Pat.

Krispy right now. Krispy Pat. That boy always clean. That my son Krispy. That boy always clean, boy.

What's the type of you, by the way?

I'm going to 10.

Okay, I'm going to get you a gift at some point. Now that I know, I'm going to log in in in my mind. I'm going to get you something special. Thank you, man. Well, you're the slide king, as people know you, right? I got to do this, and I'll take care of you. Do me a favor. When you start on this little tour, plug out a couple of these dates. Tell these people some of the dates that you got going on. Because I want people to come see. He's got it on his computer. You got it, dude. He can holler them out. We don't have to.

What are they?

We'll repeat them over here. We got Mic Drop Comedy, San Diego, A11. So San Diego, Mic Drop. Go see your boy. Where else? Vegas and Wise Guys. When is he in Vegas? May 17th. Okay, good. Be careful in Vegas, young man. You've been out there, haven't you?

Yeah, my grandma come with me.

Okay, just be careful. You get in a lot of trouble down there, man. Everybody gets in trouble in Vegas.

I'm flying one of my ladies in.

Okay, good. Okay.

You know what I'm saying?

So San Diego, Vegas. Boom Comedy Club in Springfield on May 31st. Just give me the city, not the place. Springfield. Richmond Heights. Richmond Heights. Tacoma. Tacoma, Washington. San San Francisco. Cobbs, baby. I'll be there, too. Go see my boy. Are you doing One Nighter in Cobbs? What is he doing in Cobbs in San Francisco?

He's doing One Night. One Night. Yeah, go.

Go see him. What's the website?

Camsofunny. Com.

Camsofunny. Com. We'll put the link in the description down below. I want to thank you for being a part of the show. Thank you so much.

Can I tell you one thing for me? Yeah, go ahead. When I host it for you at the mother's. You said that really stuck with me. Because I ask everybody when I host, I say, Hey, man, what do you want What do you want me to say for your credits? And you just said, Just say my name, they know who I am. And that's the goal for me in cop. That's one of the goals for me in cop in my life. You know what I'm saying? Just say my name, they know who I am.

And I didn't say it in a mean way. Not at all. I was saying, You could just say my name.

They're good. You could just say My name, but it was like, Nigger, that's cold.

Yeah.

Nigger, that's cold, bro.

You know what it is to me is a lot of times when I was young in our generation was like, everybody wanted to say all the credits, right? Because credits are different today. Back then, it was like, If If you got on Comedy Central, that was fucking huge. It was huge. It was an impossible credit to get. So the people that got it, they earned the fuck out of it. And then if you got on a Tonight Show, that was back in the day when we knew dudes from New York that would come and they would get on a Tonight Show. I was like, Man, this motherfucker did a Tonight Show twice. It was so big. And now those things don't matter as much. So to me, when I hear young guys, credits only fluff sometimes, and they don't really do much. And to me, the comedy speaks for itself, and you're an example of that. You're a great comic. Thank you, bro. I could introduce you and just say, Camp Patterson is a fucking great comic. So I understand the world of credits, but that's why I say that to a lot of people.

I'm a nigga. That was dope. That was the dope. Can you never... That was not normal. It was like, just say my name.

Just say it. They'll know. And if they don't know, they're going to fucking learn. They're about to figure it out. Go to Camp So Funny. We'll put the link in the description. We end the episode the same way. You look into that camera right there and you say one word or one You get to choose one word or one phrase.

Some people- A phrase like a sentence, right?

Yeah. It used to be like people used to say a piece of advice or a joke or whatever. Then I left it up to people. If you want to say one thing to end the episode, you do it whenever you're ready.

Love your parents, man. Hell, yeah.

Hell, yeah.

Gang shit. In here, we pour a whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey whiskey.