You got to understand that for me to go skydiving, I would have to be butt-ass naked and furiously jacking off with another man strapped to my back, plus simultaneously blow a load as I fell out of the plane.

Someone was like, We can do that for you, dude. That's called skyjacking. Skyjacking.

Let's go.

Skyjacking. Does Guinness Records ever recognize you?

Did they snub me year after year?