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Hey.

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Happy birthday. I'm Zorro. Is his name monkey.

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Monkey d luffy.

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Monkey what?

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Get this on my head.

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That's okay, kiddo. Help. Flip the hold on.

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I'll maybe over.

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No, you're fine.

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You do this.

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Yeah. There it is. Monkey l monkey luffy Monkey de luffy. Monkey de Lufi. Monkey de luffy.

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Monkey de luffy. Monkey de luffy. Monkey de luffy.

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Happy birthday. Look at a one piece blanket.

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Blanket for you.

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Are you excited?

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Excited for it's the best. Yeah.

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And look at we got you a gift down there.

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We have the script for the two piece.

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Yeah.

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Two piece and three piece. And it's going to be your one.

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Piece, two piece, three piece.

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Yeah.

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Can you guys do your famous?

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Yeah. You ready?

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You know, I practice.

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Practice it right.

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Okay.

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To the window, to the walls till.

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Zoro's got big balls. All these one piece crawl. That's not it. Carlos. That's what he sent me.

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This is what he sent me. I live on the treetops with my Montgomery Ward pass.

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Yeah. Is that not it? What's my line?

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What's my famous that doesn't make any sense. Montgomery Ward. You betrayed me.

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What is the line I'm supposed to say?

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Yeah, what's the line?

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So you have three swords. You attack with three swords.

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Three is unnecessary. Who holds the third one?

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My dick mouth.

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I hold it in my mouth. I go sing.

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Yeah.

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How can he say his line with the mouth?

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I don't know. Zoro says it.

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What? Zoro says it. What does Zorro say?

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Santorio.

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Santorio. Santorio. What is monkey man?

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You say guma. Gumba bazooka.

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Doodoodoo. Okay.