Hey. We're going to Australia. That is such a good accent.

Down on the mate. Down on the mate. Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth, and also adding shows.

We're adding shows.

We're adding shows. We're adding seats, bigger theaters. We want to see you guys, so come buy our tickets. We want to see you. Come see us. Go to badfundspod. Com, badfundspod. Com. Also at badfundsmerch. Com, we have this beautiful shirt designed by this kid, yours truly.

I love this album, but I always thought that the baby should be me.

It is you now. It is me. Now, it's a little Baby Bobby.

It's a legendary album, and I think you should get this shirt.

Go to badfundsmerch. Com, badfundsmerch. Com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

A white dude and an Asian dude.

You two are disgusting.

You two are something. We're bad friends. This is not a play. You know what I mean? This is not like, you got to get in the costume. You're feeling ? I'm playing me. Bobby Lee.

Yeah, this will go in the show. Here's the thing. You don't want to wear your own merch because...

Right now, I don't. Because it's his town. If he said, Hey, as an option, I would have done it. Who said that? This guy. But if he forced it like, Show those Nikes back in the sweatshop days. That's what he said. You know what I mean? Like, Cathy Lee Gifford attitude.

She made those kids so those Nikes?

Yeah, so those Nikes. I'm not selling Nikes for you, white man. Bobby, would you wear your own T-shirt? No, not anymore. It's over now. That's over. You're going to make money off by selling this shit. We're going to sell it out. You're doing wide eyes on me. I'll do wide eyes all day to you, dude. We're going to sell them out. All right, buddy. All right, Paco. Because you love the Whites, huh? Okey dokey, Paco. Your attitude, too. I come in here, dude, frownface, negative. You know what I mean? Aggressive, not nice.Projecting. You're projecting. Exactly. You're projecting it onto me.

No, he's saying you're projecting it.

You're projecting onto me your bad energy, dude. What did I do?

What did I say?

Earlier, I was sitting there, you go, What's your vibe about? Or something, an aggressive thing.

What did I say?

I forgot. I didn't like it.

Welcome back. Back. Rudy Jules. Rudy Jules.

We love you.

My God.

It's like family coming home.

It's beenIt's been so long.

It's been so long. Hello. What have you been up to?

Where have you been?

I lost my passport and visa.

You came crawling back to bad friends. Can someone please get me passport and visa?

When does it run out?

I don't know because it got stolen, so I'm basically illegal.

Oh, so we can call somebody right now and get you in trouble.

Yeah, call.I'm calling INS.Call Damian. You know Damian from INS? Yeah, INS. Can you phone No, it's got to be e-mail. That's not efficient. No wonder why I got so many illegals in this country. Hey, forget about it. Forget about it. All right, who stole your passport? Who do you think stole your passport? Where did you get it? What?

Nothing.

Go for it.

You blame me.

Why would I blame you? Who stole it? Who stole it?

No, I was just going to say something random.

Say something random.

How did you lose it? What day did you know it was gone?

It It was on June third. It says it got delivered by the front door. Then when I arrived at 5:00 PM, it arrived at 2:00 PM. When I arrived at the house, I just saw the envelope already open.

Whose house? At his house? and... No, no, no. Get ready and come back.No, dude, you're going to stay here in the studio even after we leave.Okay.Okay, and I want you to work on it.I'll.Stay here till the next time.Oh.You're never coming back.No.No, no.No.You're never coming back.Yes, he is.He's never coming back.We love him.Yeah, yeah.All right.Well, thank you, Arman.Thank you, Arman. You can go back out there with the crew.Thank you, buddy. You were so good.Amazing.What did we learn today, Rudy?You know, I've noticed Indians smell so good.What the fuck do they smell like? What do they smell like?They smell so flowery.Let me say what's really going on. Okay. She has a I have a crush on that guy.No, because my-They're called pheromones.No, because my coworkers are all Indians and they smell so good, too.Yes, they do smell good, but you also have a crush on that guy. I saw the way you were looking at him. It was a whole thing. I have a boyfriend. Okay, big deal.He's so young.Huh? He's so young. He's 20?What is he? One year younger than you.You're the same age. No. You think you're way more mature?No, I feel older.You know why? Why? Because you don't live with roommates. She thinks she's special. You I don't think you're above this?No. You're also a celebrity?No, I'm not.That's right. You don't know who you are. I'm not. If I put you in front of a bad friend's crowd, thousands of people, will they cheer?Because they know it from the podcast.That's right.That's what he's saying. That's what it celebrity is.That's actually what he's saying.That's what it celebrity is. No.What else did you learn today? Other than that all-Indians smell very good? You did think he was handsome.He's cute.Okay.Okay. Whatever you're saying. What did you learn?And that soaking is inserting the dick to the vagina.Okay. Aside from that.Well, no, that's true. She did learn that. That is something we learned.We've talked about other things, but yeah.And that also You missed us, and you're happy to be back, and you're going to come back. Am I wrong, or am I right, or am I right?You're right. Fuck, yeah.We missed you. I missed having you around. We'll go ahead and sign off for us.Thank you for being a bad friend..

and... No, no, no. Get ready and come back.

No, dude, you're going to stay here in the studio even after we leave.Okay.Okay, and I want you to work on it.I'll.

Stay here till the next time.Oh.

You're never coming back.No.

No, no.No.

You're never coming back.Yes, he is.He's never coming back.We love him.Yeah, yeah.

All right.Well, thank you, Arman.Thank you, Arman. You can go back out there with the crew.Thank you, buddy. You were so good.

Amazing.

What did we learn today, Rudy?

You know, I've noticed Indians smell so good.

What the fuck do they smell like? What do they smell like?

They smell so flowery.

Let me say what's really going on. Okay. She has a I have a crush on that guy.

No, because my-They're called pheromones.

No, because my coworkers are all Indians and they smell so good, too.

Yes, they do smell good, but you also have a crush on that guy. I saw the way you were looking at him. It was a whole thing. I have a boyfriend. Okay, big deal.

He's so young.

Huh? He's so young. He's 20?

What is he? One year younger than you.

You're the same age. No. You think you're way more mature?

No, I feel older.

You know why? Why? Because you don't live with roommates. She thinks she's special. You I don't think you're above this?

No. You're also a celebrity?

No, I'm not.

That's right. You don't know who you are. I'm not. If I put you in front of a bad friend's crowd, thousands of people, will they cheer?

Because they know it from the podcast.

That's right.

That's what he's saying. That's what it celebrity is.

That's actually what he's saying.

That's what it celebrity is. No.

What else did you learn today? Other than that all-Indians smell very good? You did think he was handsome.

He's cute.

Okay.

Okay. Whatever you're saying. What did you learn?

And that soaking is inserting the dick to the vagina.

Okay. Aside from that.

Well, no, that's true. She did learn that. That is something we learned.

We've talked about other things, but yeah.

And that also You missed us, and you're happy to be back, and you're going to come back. Am I wrong, or am I right, or am I right?

You're right. Fuck, yeah.

We missed you. I missed having you around. We'll go ahead and sign off for us.

Thank you for being a bad friend..