Oh, my God.

Oh, really?

What are you doing? The dark night? Oh, wow. You're not the dark night.

Wow, wow, wow. He walked in here like his Bruce Wayne, this guy. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Mitt Rife. Sit down in the blue chair, my little prince. Is this tap? We have to refill the bottles. That is true. We do refill those. The guy sells out arenas, and we give him the wrong address.

He was, Wait right there. I'll pick you up. It's sweltering outside.

What address did you give him?

I had the funiest Uber driver on the way over.

Put on your cans if you want them. If you don't want them, you don't have to. I'll wear them.

I'll wear them. Hair's melted anyways. No, no, no. Beautiful fro.

Fancy, do you Did you start to talk about your mistake already?

Yeah. I knew this was coming. Just a number off.

Just a number off of our address, our work address? So copy and paste is the thing that most people use pretty frequently, or share the contact location. We've been here for three years, and you let our guests straight five miles down the road.

Pretty bad. They have Google Maps in every country.

Every country. And by the way, five miles in Los Angeles, a different state.

Oh, yeah, but he said like 30 kilometers down the road or something. He doesn't see that.

He doesn't know. He doesn't know what's going on. Well, let's give it up for our beautiful, wonderful guest, Matt Ryfe. Buddy. Buddy.

Thanks for having me. Buddy, buddy, buddy. I remember I remember when you were a youngster.

I know, dude.

You were soft and young. You know what I mean? I know.

Very malleable at the time.

First of all, he's still young.

I'm a younger though. People are young, but they can also be younger at one point.

I feel like you were never young. I feel like you were always Bobby. I don't know if you ever had a youthful phase.

Dude, I'm youthful now, dog. No.

No, really? You look like you sell gremlins now. That's so good.

And I do. The mogwise.

How old were you on Matt TV?

42.

I was in my late 20s.

For real?

Yeah, why? No, you started at 25, right? Isn't that what it was?

It's 23 as well. 23. Standup?

No, on Matt TV, 25, right? I was 30. Really?

You looked so young on that show. Yeah, he did.

He looked like a little baby.

I didn't even have hair down there. What? Yeah, I got my first hair at 39.

Good boy. Matt, how old are you now?

I'm 28.

You and I met, I want to say, tell me if I'm wrong, 10 years ago? Is that how long I've known you?

Yeah, I'd say so. I've been in LA for 11 years, so 10 sounds about right.

I met you about 9-10 years ago. Bobby and I have known Matt for a long time. We've watched your ascension and couldn't be prouder and happier for a good person that got what I deserve.

You're a good, great comic, good dude. Sometimes when he was blowing up for a second there, I'd hear some girls go, Well, he's just hot. I I'd just be like, No, Dick, he's got a skill set. You can't get there without the skill set.

Because a lot of hot guys have come and gone in this business.

Honestly, I've always thought you were ugly, and you don't do-Thank you. White dudes like you, it does nothing for me, me, me. Really? Never. I'm not even nervous right now, Dantos?

Who's your male celebrity crush?

I'm more of a Sandy Danto. Sandy Danto-y. I like Pudge, a little Pudge in there. Yeah, a little pushing the pushing. Yeah, a little character. I like the black ones. You know what I mean? That's reasonable. You like the Ian Edwards?

You like to think realistic.

It was the polar opposite of Sandy Dantoe. I know.

I was like, Can I have a variety? There's a variety of men that I- I like that you like attainable, though.

That's really nice.

I think that you're getting somewhere.

I don't think you can get Ian.