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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

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White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.

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Can I pour you some $35 water? Wait, is this real, though? Yeah, look, it's never been opened. Are you sure? Yeah, look, I told them we had to get you a real one. This is the real water. Look, the seal is there.

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Yeah, but I saw that. No, they did the seal on that one.

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Oh, I see. Give me your cup, please. I can pour you so much. $38 bottle of water. This is what I deserve. How do you feel, my little prince?

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Me? Yeah, you feel. I'm grateful to see you guys. Grateful to see you as well. Yeah, I've had three days of family.

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Family.

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Day? Yeah, I went to Disneyland.

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How was Disneyland?

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Dude, Disneyland's in the vest.

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Yeah, when you have the clearance that you got.

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I didn't get a clearance, but let me say something. I'll give you my... What's the one with the lady, the cat? I don't know what they're called. With the crazy cat. She went in the hole. Allison Wonderland. Yes, that. I did that. I did The Green Man.

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The Green Man, The Hulk?

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No, The Green Kid. Peter Pan? Peter Pan. You knew what I'm saying. The Green Man.

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Those two- What did they have in Korea? Was it all.

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Different in Korea? Yeah. They had China-Pan. China-pan? Yeah. China-pan was all in yellow and he had a rickshaw in the sky and it was beautiful.