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Do you call him daddy?

Do I call her daddy, call her daddy or fucking by. That irrigates 20 motherfucking 20, we're back first episode of 20/20.

Wow, I know pressure, though. No pressure. No pressure. That's why we're drinking. We got to the studio today. We're like, why do we feel like pressure? So we got alcohol naturally back to our roots.

We used to get drunk. It was fun back then. I was I we're we're getting back to that. Yeah, we are.

So guys who back at it again for another episode, it's Alex Cooper.

It's Sophia Franklin. Call her motherfucking daddy. Can I be annoying? Yeah. Sophie with enough Frank. You know the why.

Alex with a courtesy. It's not fair. You can't buy me if not OK in the DMZ. OK, it's twenty twenty. Yes. We are planning on doing live shows. Yes we are planning on gas.

Oh what. Fifteen.

Wait wait wait wait rewind. Where did so if they were planning on gas. Saw it guys. Not baby not big. No no no no no. We have always said like we don't know about guests and the thing is, is we're saying we are going to have gas and we want to have gas, but we don't actually know because we're hoping. Right. Right. We have no idea if anyone's going to actually want to come on the block about the thing.

But we have dream gas and everything. And then once we reach out, we'll see if they'll even come on. But it's twenty twenty. And Sophia and I, we reunited this past weekend from our vacation meet a great time, little nice time off.

And we were just talking about like call her daddy and 20/20 and like, what the fuck is about to go down and how are we going to maneuver our clits through this year and what do we come up with and out of lanes, the get out of Fast and Furious dragging on the highway Tokyo Drift. Yeah, we did a lot of reflection. Yeah. Over the break. And we were like, call her daddy. It's great.

Whatever, not whatever. It's great. You're like the show's fine. Honestly, it's kind of the shittiest podcast I've ever heard in my life or whatever, you know, like take it or leave it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone hates it. I'm OK with that. Me too. Me too. But we were like, how can we just kind of elevate this shit, you know, how can we also. Yes. And how can we also we were trying to figure out like get a little bit more vulnerable with you guys and take it a little bit to a next level.

We felt like we didn't feel like something was missing, but we were like, there's something missing.

You're like there's nothing missing. But there's this huge part that you're missing and we're trying to locate it. So Sophie and I were trying to figure out we're like, what is the difference between when we are sitting on our apartment and we're talking versus when Sophie and I are in the studio? Right. And we realize that it's the emotional shit.

We never talk about emotion. No, we we don't talk about how we feel about guys. We don't talk about how we feel about a situation. We're always like talking about how it felt good. He fucked me out. I fucked him ride my bike. I felt great. We don't even describe the men we date. Yes. Like I realized that we literally will be like. So his penis entered me and it felt great. And it's like I mean, can we even know about his face, right.

What you job what does he do? Like the professional athlete thing. But like we don't really explain. So yes, in twenty twenty we want to add emotions. We want to let you guys know, because the thing is it's like we are humans, we, we are women, we do have feelings, it's not always savage and it's always going to be savage. But like we do want to bring that into it because we were talking about it.

We're like, all right, I know you guys kind of know how Sophia and I met. And when we described the day that Sophia and I met, we talk about how I basically taught Sophia how to give a blowjob. But the thing is, is that there was a lot more going on when Sophia and I met than just blowjobs. Guys, when she says a lot more, she means clinical depression. Just kidding.

We don't joke about mental illness, but like I've suffered from mental illness. I do. I do. You do. It's fine.

We were not in extreme low, both of us, when we met each other. And we've never shared, though, I think because when we started the show, it was all positives and happiness, which it still is. But we want to be a little bit more real, like I personally was at the lowest point in my life when I met Sophia. I had just gotten out of a relationship that it was the worst breakup, which I really never talked about when I met Alex.

I'm sorry to cut.

You know, you were Kate Moss, heroin chic Kilkenny.

Oh, my God. I know it sounds like stop it. I was like, yeah, I was so unhealthy, skinny. I was so depressed. And then I met Sophia and it was great because we were both so good. She was like very unwell. I was living in a studio apartment alone in New York. I had I didn't know anybody. Yeah. And that was hard for me. I was also working a job that I fucking hate it.

Yeah. You were suffering with some. Yes, your life takes out know, but yeah, there was we were both pretty. Yeah, my depression actually got worse after, but now we're like, we're good. We're at a stable level. So welcome to twenty twenty guys. Feel like our lives were all full. We were on the call. Our daddy is no longer fun. This is getting dark now. So we wanted to bring that up because I think people would appreciate it.

It's kind of like the whole Instagram thatd where everyone's photo shopping and everyone looks happy and I think called her daddy. A lot of it is we show our amazing happy heightened versions of like what we do and we don't. But we just see it extremely lighthearted and we just kind of want to be more vulnerable. We say, oh, I'm depressed on the show. I think people are like, no, they're not. Like, No, I.

Oh, yeah, that's why we're both in therapy.

So we want to kick off this episode by sharing something that happened last night that's real bad. Yeah, I laugh now, but I was I was crying actually so far. Yeah. So this is something that we would never usually start the podcast off, but it's 20/20. Here we go.

We're about to divulge shit. We wouldn't normally. Yeah, that's what it is. So last night I was sitting with Sofia. We were catching up and I had a missed call from a guy friend. And then I got another call and it went to voicemail. So I was like, oh, he probably just butt dialed me.

And again, this is something I probably wouldn't share because I feel like on this podcast, me specifically, I feel like I'm very unemotional and I feel like I like come off like tough and hard. So the voice mail is a butt dial and it's a four minute butt dial from a group of people that I'm friends with. Yeah. And they are essentially talking shit on me for four minutes. So Alex is like listening to this voicemail as you do.

If someone leading you an accidental voicemail, you're never like, no, oh, they didn't mean to know. You're like you're like speaker. Put it on the X, raise the volume and take note. Exactly. Yeah. So I listen. Well, I saw Alex's face and you looked like you were going to burst into tears. That's not being dramatic. Yeah. And then I was like, what is going on? Like let me hear this voice mail.

And the way that these people were talking to Alex, I was like, oh wow. Like what these aren't your friends. Like what did you do to these people? And they are like, right. It was like pure hatred. Yes. And Alex was like, no, these are like my friends. And I was shocked at what they were saying.

Yeah. The first four minutes they started actually talking about you and I and the.

Well, yeah. By the way, assholes, you don't know me. You're like, please, but thank you.

So the voice mail starts in there talking for about a couple minutes about how our podcast is great, but I don't make money, which no comment right there.

Like they don't even make money off of it, like they're so stupid by not doing well. Right. And I'm like, OK, so what if I'm poor and I'm like, we're unwell? Yes, we're unwell. But the point by the Liebich. Right. So I can so they start talking about how we make no money, then they proceed to talk about how I am only having success because of a man I dated, which is really sad that it wasn't they didn't say a man you dated, they said because she was fucking a professional athlete.

Yeah.

And then the worst part. Oh, can I just say. Yeah, because this really irked me. This really, really, really upset me. OK, this woman started talking about Alex and she started talking about your skin because you struggled with acne in the past, which I'm actually struggling with now. DME, if you have any help, Aniak, any hacks. And she started talking about how it was so bad and like she would have to wear makeup and she proceeded to pull up pictures that Alex had set her in confidence and show them to a group of people.

And like a group of men, a group of men. And you can hear it in the voice mail. And she's like, they're like, no, no. Like, that's not her. And she's like, no, like, it was this bad. You just saw her with, like, four layers of makeup on. Right?

So fucking woman. Woman First of all, tell them about the picture. So I mean, so it was like a year and a half ago and I was really struggling with hormonal acne on my chin. And it was just like one of my biggest insecurities. I'd always kind of struggled with acne throughout my life. And I'm like, so happy it's cleared up today. But like, I it was something that I wouldn't go to parties sometimes I would get major.

Yeah. Major insecurity. So this woman knows all about skin care and she offered to help me. And so there were days that I was breaking out really bad and she would tell me, send a picture to me so I can understand. Like what topically I should give you out. And she has these on her phone. And you can you can tell she's showing the men that these soldiers fucked up. I remember you told me one time you went to her house and you broke down crying.

I cried about. Yes, the insecurity. So I'm listening to this voice on the whole fucking thing, you're like, OK, Alex, this is really fucked up and. Why are you talking about this? Don't call her daddy. I wanted to bring this up because we wanted to address it. Because it's real.

Yeah, it is it. We're going to bring a little more realness. Yes. But the way that they were talking, it was so vicious that I really was like shocked. And I am so disappointed and disgusted by that woman.

Oh, my God, we are coming for you guys. The whole podcast is not going to be like this. I don't wanna know, but I just wanted to share it because I know people are like, oh, my God, like you guys like you're looking so great on the pot and everything. I'm like, no, no, no, girl, it's not all happiness over here. We want to fucking die over here. And I just want to quickly say this show has gotten bigger.

Yeah. And agree growing. Well, yes. And I feel that this group of people I think the reason they were doing that is because of your success.

Like they were saying, you know, they know I think it's OK to say, too, they had basically said that I wasn't hanging out with them anymore. And and that has nothing to do with being successful.

It's because you don't even have a second to read. Right. So I think that we just wanted to address like I know this sounds a little mushy, but with all of this happening, Sophia and I have only got closer throughout the time of doing this podcast. And we wanted to thank you guys because Sophia and I have lost a few friends along the way that, like, they showed their true colors. But throughout this time of this podcast, you guys have literally been like a new family to our a new friend group.

And every time we meet you guys, it's like we realize it's so worth why we're doing this. And so we just want to say fucking thank you guys, because people like that let leave me voicemails. I now don't feel bad leaving that behind because I am the fucking daddy gang.

So turn the fuck up. So if you have an announcement, OK, I know we're out of our field. You guys are fucking private investigators, a bunch of sleuths out there. I undercover brother. Yes. Yeah. I am dating someone like you guys.

The cat's out of the bag. I doubt I will post pictures on Instagram. You guys are constantly like tag your sponsor. I have been dating someone.

Yes. Oh my God. It just it's so crazy. I even when I see it's because it's you and you can't be healthy with someone, I'm seeing someone. But it's still in the early stages. And I really wanted to share with the daddy game because I genuinely like to tell you guys every year I think it's weird. People are commenting like, who the fuck is this guy? And you have been kind of holding it back.

Well, because I don't want to jinx it. I don't want to jinx it. I'm like, I don't know where this is going. Leweni hi. I'm Samantha from Sex and the City. And I'm fucking like, I don't know if this is game. You know, tomorrow could be a different day, but today is today. And you like him. Yeah, that's what we're going with. Yeah. So I don't want to jinx it, but I will say I do plan on kind of I really I'm going to make him a fucking character of the show.

You're like I don't know if he is like I really don't want to jinx it, like I want to make sure it stays healthy. And you're like but I'm absolutely going to divulge everything about this man. In a few episodes, he will be a call her daddy main character. So I think the first question, though, is, well, actually, no.

My first comment is like I'm a little excited and I think a lot of people have always asked, just like what happens when one of you gets a little bit more serious with a guy walked? Oh, we've never we have you know, I had a contract. We started the show. You can't get a boyfriend and you have to stay like skinny, skinny, like we couldn't, like, let ourselves. So you have, like, way in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think that as we enter this new, you know, year, it's going to be good at content because you are the biggest degenerate piece of shit. Unhealthy. But my like don't cheat, don't cheat. Don't you like. OK, here we go. We're going on the table, look at his photo up and block him during the date. But I'm saying like Sofia getting a little bit more serious with the guy and considering maybe like, oh my God, could I be in a relationship soon?

Like, yeah, that's going to be good content. Yeah. Because you are going to be struggling and we are going to be here for you.

So give me like a confessional. Can I ask you earlier we just said we don't talk about the men. Right. We I would just usually be like, how's the sex? How's the penis. Yes. Explain him. So he is the complete opposite of any man I've ever dated. OK, good. By that I mean, he has a job like so he does go to a job every day. Unbelievable. I just you know, he, he is a lot of shit.

I got a good job. OK, he's extremely respectful. He doesn't drink alcohol. Guys, guys, I've been to jail.

I've slung the dough multiple times. She likes her alcohol. I still like my alcohol. Yeah, he ok. He will drink every once in a blue. But like for the most part, he doesn't drink and he drinks twice. So if you came home and told me this, I just kind of like looked around like, well, this one won't last, but it has. And I impressed. She just gets hammered. And this is the opposite of any guy I would ever date.

How would you. OK, let's go through it.

What's his personality? He gets a little he is very I love Homelike. Just tell me. I know he's brilliant. So I. So that part of balance you're telling here, he's up here. He like uplifts. No, no. He uplifts your IQ, sweetie. Oh, he elevates you. He elevates you.

Yes. I will say that there are some times when we're having conversations and I'm like just you take the sip your water.

You don't know what he said. No, he's a really, really smart. He's successful. He's the nicest human being. You can attest to that. Yes, but only the sex is great sex, which is great because I think we both we're scared. We're like, if he's so nice, it might be good in bed, but. Oh yeah, it's great. But and he's like a little bit more quiet and a little bit more reserved.

So we're really trying not to fuck this one up. Guys gotta wear suits, so we need to be in a suit. So we officially decided for twenty twenty, Sophie and I are going to try to give you guys like a better.

Yeah. Not their real names. We're like we're giving my dresses names, Social Security.

No daddy can do a full background check. No we're going to give you guys names so you guys can kind of like follow along with these characters almost. So what are we calling this guy?

A guy.

He wore suits, suit man has a job guy. Job guy. No civil suit, man, man, suit man. I like it.

Oh, let's do it.

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Ls My first impression is like a dumb vapid like no but like straight up. Would you have your first impression with people. A lot of times we've all like had ones we regret and you learn from. And so what we want to do is we want to make sure that the daddy gang is educated so you guys can avoid shooting yourselves in the foot when you're dealing with, like, crucial moments specifically in aspects with the people you're in relationships with, with your significant other when you're meeting his or her family and fucking friends.

Yeah, okay. Like you are every girl, every guy is like, holy fuck, I'm meeting the family. I'm getting the friends. Like, how are you going to go down? It's extremely nerve racking. And unfortunately, a lot of you guys act a fool, a straight up for a fool.

You embarrass yourself for your to embarrass us. And so we want to talk to you guys because we cannot stress how important it is to be respected and liked by your significant others people surrounding that. These are the people that they've known longer than you, that they have trust in, that they respect. And so when you fuck it up. Yeah, yeah. It's not great. So let's talk about it. Men and women. OK, so I hate to say this, but I do think that women kind of fuck this up more.

Oh, yeah. They're both bad in different ways. Oh, horrible. But I do feel like girls kind of try to overdo it more than men do constantly. So we came up with some of the most common ones.

Yes. The sports fanatic girl, because that's the one that bothers me the most, there is the girl that is overly loud. She is invested in the game. She is watching this game like she is the biggest fucking sports fan and she has never like she's like go, she's hatriot. She stands up like screaming and is like go bears. And she like, does it in a different voice that is not own because it's like it's like no, the sport started.

Girls, where's the shotgun. The beer girl. If you are the shotgun, the beer girl, you have never touched a Bud Light in your life. But you get to that fucking party and you see the boys and they're all going to do like a little keg's dad or the go to shotgun. And you're like, hit me up. Give me one. You one. Hey, Brad, give me one or two. That reminds you, not just the girl that says like super inappropriate jokes that are like out of character that are so not her trying to be edgy and like all boys.

Oh, like that girl's pussy. But it's I was like, no, Rebecca, where did that come from? No, Rebecca, you were raised Catholic. And let's not fucking say what I do know.

There is the girl that is the fucking laugh at everything. Can't stop, won't stop. I have never heard a joke in my life. You are so funny and you know and you know and you catch them is when someone said something and like it wasn't a joke and she burst out laughing and everyone's everyone's like you and it's like, OK, so you're lying.

You literally are laughing at anything. She's the girl laughing at the grandma jokes like, no, you don't get it. Yeah. All of the ones we listed are bad. But what's worse, being the fucking Becky shotgunning the brewski or like Mew Sarah cross-legged cross on turtle legs, sad face, bitch. When you look over at her, she really, really looks like at any moment she is going to have a panic. And if she if you look at her and she makes eye contact with you, she quickly looks down at the ground.

Yes. Don't be any of these girls. There's one that I just thought.

Oh. It's the girl that grabs whatever child or baby that is available in the house she's like and literally makes it her life's mission to parade that kid or baby around and be like, look, I am wife material, I am mother material. My baby is like bawling its eyes out. And she is like. Where's the bottle? I'll take the bottle. So don't be hurt, and then this also can translate into the men. But anyone listen, everyone loves a good dog.

Everyone loves a good and just stop when the dog comes in. You don't need to hyperventilate and fall to the floor, be crying to Jesus. I'm going to acknowledge there's a dog. Absolutely. Actually a wiener dog. I know you. Yeah. But like, I am never going to be that girl. Like they they act as if they are the only person that cares about dogs on that level.

Yeah. It's like no, everyone like everyone likes it, but we don't need to special. The thing is girls, women are horrible and like I just say now, men, men, men, OK, men aren't as bad. But your first impression, it's it can really flop. Let's just get into it. The overly chivalrous guy just it's the thing is, is you got to be chivalrous.

Absolutely. Get the bill nice. But these are the men that it's like there is three drops of rain outside and he is sprinting, lunging to get his jacket over the women. And he's like, fear no more. I'll get the car. You wait under this little cover when he meets your mom for the first time, he's like Lyndy like Sur and like spins her around the room like so I'm on a sixty jumping out put Nana down. Yeah.

So the first of all the Overlordship Rosetta thing I think men think of oh I want to like show that I'm a gentleman and then they take it so far. Right. And you know, you need to stop the this kind of similar to the girl one. But the planned joke.

Oh my God. Like everything they say sounds rehearsed. Yeah. It's like you have said that twenty other times you practiced in your room, you talk to family, your other friend, and it's like it's they are speaking to your parents or your friends, but they're not listening to what they're saying. They're ready to just like say they're ready for their cue. Yeah. Like their lines. They're like boop. And sometimes it doesn't come out in the right context.

It's kind of like we know that one enters stage of life. We're like, no, no, no.

How about how about the dude that's like overly overly masculine and aggressive douche, like you want to, like, hit on everyone. I go and he's like masking like banging his chest. This second he's he's your brother. He's like just pro and like your brother goes flying. Oh I like your dad. Like he's like hitting him on the back really hard, like the grandpa. He's like doing it. I'm like, you just literally killed my grandfather.

Do you know Alex.

Okay. All right. Be overly quiet.

Wonder everybody just sit back, relax.

If you don't tell, it is the guy.

Everybody's in the kitchen and you see out of the corner of your mind that your boyfriend is literally hiding in the shadows in the dark at the end of the hallway, like near the like, hall clock. And you're like, babe, he's like, oh, sorry, sorry.

And then he pretends to go back with you and then you turn around. He's gone. Oh, like sometimes you'll catch them. Like they're constantly in the bathroom. Like I've had like some I've seen some girls boyfriends and like or he like wanders to his car to like check if he lets them and then he's like in the car like you've been in there for twenty minutes. So silent wonder could be the worst because the cripple mode, he's trying to stay low key but like I don't know which I hate more than the masculine guy.

The thing is Daddy going is like make sure if you're if you're going in for first impression, you're not fucking overthinking it. It sounds so cliche. Be yourself though.

It is your son. Be yourself. And just the and it's not that we want you to be quiet like the quiet wanderer, but it's better to just be more understated than over the top. I always think, because if anything, they're going to take it like you're just trying to be respectful or you're shy and people are going to like, understand being shy and way more than like the person. Yeah, yeah. Well, I sing about girls to mention the over chivalrous thing, and I actually think that can apply to girls too, is like the girl that literally all of a sudden you're like, do you live here because she literally goes and grabs a tray and she's like, you know, like I'm putting out cheese and crackers or dirt.

It's like, where did you or like he's drinking a beer and she picks up and puts a coaster on and you're like, why do you care that you're table? Yeah. Everybody, I hope that helps a little bit. We just wanted to address those first impressions because, like, you've got to know those people. And if you are one knock at the fucking nerve wracking it is. But those are the first of what not to fucking do in twenty twenty.

Thank you, bitches. Girl on girl girl lingering, oh, sexual clitic, flip flop and flop in little lock lip, a little rock lip lips not the tongue and the mouth but the lips downstairs. Hey, hey, go on girl.

We all love a little girl and girls love little.

And we've actually, you know, we've actually done some hours now and we're going to get into it right now. So, guys, we have a confession. No, just kidding. Girl on girl, we've actually talked about in the past addressing never to be that annoying bitch that's like overly trying at the party to, like, turn the guys on. That's what we're about. No, no, no. We were thinking about this the other day.

Do you men find it hot girl. Girl. Yes. No, no, no.

Because the thing is, is like, for example, my ex, OK, we know we know said that out of anything that I could ever give him in his life, OK, it wasn't like he didn't want to like he didn't want immortality. He didn't want a million dollars.

He was like Sophia f f f m who which is a foursome with three girls.

And I'm not making that up. That is why I'm so happy that you are seeing someone. Health advice that this is the thing is like I'm trying to navigate and I'm like I'm like, OK, like I'm dating this new guy. Like what's going to turn on? Like like do we invite a girl over here? Like, Oh, wouldn't that be like no, he's like, no, I'm like happy with you. You're like, no, there's got to be.

I like, Yeah. Like screaming it. So there are some guys that are into it. Yeah. But I just want to talk about a little bit more. Yes.

Every guy usually thinks you're on girls. Yeah.

But if we were thinking about it, if you send a video to the guy that you're talking to of you hooking up with a girl.

Yes. Because we've talked about in the past, is he going to think it's hot if you're getting fucked by? Another guy's going now. Girl on girl. Yeah. Is he going to think it's hot? Yeah. Is he going to be into it? And it's going to and we are convinced it's going to be different if it's a guy you're just hooking up with versus dating. Yes. But again, every situation is different. Yes.

So first of all, a lot of men are really into the girl on girl thing. Yeah, I do think that there are some guys, though, like that doesn't do it for them. Yeah. They're like cool. Right. There are some guys. Yeah, I agree. I didn't know that until recently. Who I like. I genuinely was like every single guy gets turned on by that and I need to do it all the time. No, I got it.

I got it.

So but if you do you have a guy that's into it. Yes. If you guys are just fuck buddies, this is going to drive a guy crazy. Yeah, we're going to get a big fat bonus, big fat chubby, and he's going to be into it. And I think that the first step is asking if he'd be into it. And if he is, if it's something you're down for, sending obviously a little Snapchat or a video of you hooking up with another girl is going to turn him on, whether you're drunk, sober or whatever.

But we started talking to some men. And the difference, though, MILF hunter, including MILF Hunter. And we asked him if you were just hooking up with a girl, what do you think? It's hot. And he's like, yes. And then we asked if you were in a relationship and you had a girlfriend and your girlfriend sent you this, what do you think? It was hot. And he basically said, no, no. He was like, no.

He's like, no. And we were like, wait, what does that mean? And he said, Just because she's a girl, does it make it OK? That's basically like cheating, which honestly, MILF hunter. Excuse me. What do you like. What like. Yeah but he was saying just because it's like a girl on girl it's still cheating. And if we didn't communicate at all about it, she just sent me a random video like to me, would she be OK if I sent her a video of me hooking up with a guy?

He's done that, but he's just saying like, yes, that changes the relationship. And so MILF Hunter was just saying, if you are in a relationship and you're thinking about sending your boyfriend something spicy, you're trying to spice it up. You want to do a little girl on girl. He was like, I would just suggest you communicate with your partner, see one if they even think that's hot because MILF Hunter was like, I think it's fucking hot.

Right? But if my girlfriend and I didn't have some type of communication like, hey, baby, I'm going outside, I'm going with my friends, like, I make it a little while back. Are you OK? Boo, right. If not, he gets a random fucking video of you like scissoring a chick. Right. Some boyfriends aren't going to be down also. I mean, there's levels, right? Like there's a video of you making out with a girl, dude.

Alex Whoa. Oh, my God.

Alex, remember you saw that on your you.

I think I remember when we went out to that club and we ended up like any our eyes are not blinking.

Right.

So we ended up in Uber with this girl. She. Like, really hot, right, and she was sitting in between Alex and I and kept grabbing, yes, both of our faces, like separately, like she would go to Alex, grab Alex's face, shove her tongue down her throat, then she would like flip her head to the side, grab my face, shove her tongue down my neck. She was like filming it on her phone.

And Alexandra like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. Are you posting where what's going on? And she was like, oh, my God. Like, I'm sending these to my boyfriend. We were like, no, but oh, OK. So, yeah. And there we were. We're we're like, what's what's happening? And it was her boyfriend. I guess he loved it. That was just a little tangent. I just remember I did I'm like nodding my head and I didn't remember.

And then slowly it's all coming back. That was a while ago. Yeah. So here the video.

So obviously her boyfriend likes that.

So that's making out. And then there's like I'm just trying to tell girls, like, there's different types of videos.

You could do a video of a girl going down on you and like fingering you an easy way out.

I think scissoring actually could look hot. I do, too. There's like tripping. There's using a Troy.

Yeah. Different girl. You know, this is all love.

Exactly. So I think ease into it. But we just wanted to bring it up because we were like we've never really talked about girl on girl. And this is also random. But correct me if I'm wrong. I feel like you and I have talked about this off. But the podcast. But don't you kind of think also that every girl has a little lesbian in her?

Oh, yeah. We never talked about this. Um, not every.

OK, thanks for making me feel really great and like. Right. We all you have a big crush on me. I know. I think I think a lot of girls. Yeah.

But I do know some that are like fuck no, no no no no. Actually I agree. I know some of my friends would be if I said that to them, they'd be like, well, but I don't even know if it's that. I think maybe they're just not as like sexually.

I think that they're. What are you trying to say? I swear you said to me behind closed doors and now she's leaving me out to dry. We've both said that, like we have what, like we've had. Let's be in ice. You didn't say Sophie, are you? Were you were like girls in general. So I'm talking about girls, don't you? And I have both talked about how, like, we you really just made me look bad there.

You and I have phone conversation. Correct me if I'm wrong. Talking about you and I have both said that, like, we've had our like we've had moments like we have LSP.

We do see no dude. We both have said that we'd be like interested. We've been interested in hooking up with girls. How we hooked up with girls.

Maybe, maybe not. Yeah, I don't know. And I'm just saying that, like, I think that we said that a lot of girls have a little lesbian in them. Well, and I think that's all I think that there are some girls that they do, but they would never want to admit it. True. Yep.

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We're just going to call it that because we had no fucking clue what to call it turbulent anyway.

So I think it's sex turbulence. It's pretty much when the sex just isn't working. There's no there's a rhythm issue, there's a location issue, there's something awkward happening when you're trying to it not fitting. Exactly. Yes. You're you're not wet enough. You can't even move your body. Right. And so we want to talk about it because, like, there's something weird sometimes when you're trying to be, like, nasty and messy and sexy and have, like, crazy wild sex, because this isn't going to fucking happen in missionary when you're going slow.

But this happens in like, what do you do? It's awkward.

I've had times where I don't want to speak up and I want to kind of just like get through it and like, well, let's let's give them an example, OK? They're probably like, what the what are you talking about? So this was brought up the other day because I was have been having sex on a thing called a love sock. Yeah, a beanbag. Yeah, it's a beanbag, but it's like really ginormous. And at first I thought, oh, what a classy lady.

OK, no, we're like Netflix and chilling. And then we go to have sex on it. And here's the thing. But at first I was like, there's no fucking way we can have sex on this Loebsack and he kept saying, like, oh my God, like, let's have sex. I'm like, OK. And some positions when we fucked on this lovesick, I have to say we're actually so good. But I was like, holy fuck, this is great.

Like him fucking me doggy on the lovesick. Everything was working, the angles were hitting and I didn't expect that.

However, Alex tried to get on top. Hmm. And when I tried to get on top of him because it's a love sack and he's laying down, I couldn't put both of my knees down and get on top of his dick because he's, like, sunken in. OK, so we thinking you were fucking going to being back. Like, I feel like that sounds so hard to do. And I promise you, I thought it too. But there were some positions where it was so hot.

But when I'm telling you this is a perfect example. So I realize that I cannot do normal, like get on top of him and ride his dick style because his body is sunken into his dick would be too late. Like you're like I can fuck the tip of your tongue out, OK? Is that does that work? Yeah, that actually would be great for me. Yeah. So what I try to do is I took my left leg and I kind of did like the squat position as if you're like good it like my the bottom of my foot is up on the beanbag and I put it kind of up near like his hip and I kind of turn my body sideways and then my my right leg is down like it would be if I'm having if I'm going to ride him.

So the right leg, you're on your knee and then you get on the OK. And I kind of try to angle my body down and like, scoot down and get onto the deck. And I could tell, like, I want to explain this because on a bed it was it looks really hot. And I actually had never done it, but I was trying to do make sure it was so hot the way I think I looked in it, because I could tell by his eyes he's like, oh, my God, what is she about to do?

But then I slowly realized as I tried to lower down on the deck that I was not going to be able to get the whole dick in me. Right. Not even like half of it. Yeah. Yet again, this bitch was too sunken into love sack. So what I want to say is in this moment, you can imagine he is like, holy fuck, babe, because he's looking at me in this position. He's so excited. And I'm over here logistically thinking there's no way this is going to work and what do I do right?

Do I can always. The thing you dream. Yes, because because you want to be a fucking team player and you want to be like this will be fun. Yeah. That's like I don't even care if a chandelier falls on my head. I, like, keep going. But but there are sometimes comes a time where you're like this is logistically going to work.

And one hundred percent of the time a guy will not admit like when his dick is not working in a position.

Thank you. Never. Thank you. Never. Never. He always has to be the girl you have. The girl logistically has to be like, yes. And so what I did and it was so awkward. I'm not kidding you. Do we like kind of sat there for a couple seconds and he was kind of looking at me and I kept looking down that digging up at him. And finally I spoke.

I always has to be the girl I why? And I looked up at him and I was just like I was like, babe, like, can you, like, slide up a little? Because if I knew if he moves.

Oh, my God. You asked me. I do what I had to do. I was like, can you slide up a little in the middle? Suggs See, I don't play. Oh can you sign up little back to the pussy. So he awkwardly kind of like tries to like shuffle up his being but eventually it ended up working but it wasn't that great. And then finally I think I was like, babe, fuck you from behind. Yeah.

I'm like I need to fucking lay down on my face. OK, first of all, that's like a go to right the fuck me from behind. And they're happy. They're like, Oh, I love you. Wow. You said, could you slide up a little bit?

I feel like I don't say anything like Al just like physically. Has this ever happened to you? Yes, sweetheart. Hi. Give us a if you're having sex this how this happened. So give us a time.

OK, I have two examples. Well, I probably have plenty of samples, but what's going on in my head coming to mind?

Yeah, I was staying in a hotel with this guy one time. Right. And he was like, great in bed. And he I had mentioned earlier in the day that I wanted to have sex on a chair. I love it. And he grabbed this like bench. So it wasn't a chair. I didn't have a back. It was just like a wooden bench from underneath the desk. And he took me from the bed and he placed a pillow on top of the bench like a huge pillow.

And then he sat down on the pillow, OK? And then he grabbed me and put my legs around him. So I was like, facing him, straddling him.

My God.

And I already considered logistically it looks hot. You want it to be hot. And I started. Immediately to fall off the chair, so he grabbed my legs to, like, hold me close to him, OK? And we the penis was inserted and I was like grinding my head right towards him and, like, trying to ride him. And it was like kind of hot, but kind of his dick wasn't all the way in. And kind of we were on this huge pillow on this thing and he started to tip all the way backwards.

And we fell to the fucking ground, like sprawled out. And he still tried to keep me on top of him and still try to keep you alive. So we turned off the crowd. We have literally hit turbulence and we're out of our seats now. It's time we got our seatbelt on. I mean, I'm like, can't we just go to the bed now? Like, you know, literally, I was shocked that he knew. I was like, no, let's acknowledge what just happened.

Okay? There's like a concussion. No. Oh, just like that is such a fucking good one, dude, because it's like that was a position you said you wanted to try. So he was trying to make it good and it was awful.

No, not at all.

It was well until it was until about that also I have been OK, so I've been fucked on a table before me. Let me just tell you, it actually was pretty hot.

But when I was on this table, I kept sliding a little bit backwards because I was on my back. I love how we're like, do we fuck on bed? I do. I like the table, the bench, no lights, the lamp to the moon. I will say people just.

Yeah.

And then you can continue when a guy is like, I'm going to fuck you all over this house, like when you like get to his house and you're like stay there for the week. And he's like, I'm going to fuck you on every inch of this house.

It's like, do you know how do you know how to fuck on the counter? Thank you. Have you tried it? You're like, that sounds great. Yeah, but how are you going to fuck me on that? Automan have you tried it before. Have you done. Am I on my back. Am I on my own out here. I know you're not going to say anything. So am I on my own when we hit the Ottoman, is it my turn to have to really decide if we're going to keep going to speak up and say, can you shift up a little bit like a fucking dick?

I'm like, I'm literally talking so dirty. And then I'm like, OK, it's OK, ok, OK. So I'm getting fucked on this table. And the thing is, is that it was so hot because he's standing and I'm on my back and my butt's like a little bit off the edge of the table. So he's like holding on to my hips and my legs and fucking me eyes on the table. And the idea was great and it was OK at first.

And then I started to realize as he's fucking me back and forth that the table's a little slippery. So I'm kind of have no control. He kind of is fully in control of where my body's going. My arms can't hold on to anything and I'm getting like a rug burn on my ass. My God. And the rhythm is constantly not working because sometimes when he fucks me and then like, pushes me, pushes back a little bit, I go farther up the table or I don't.

So the rhythm was so off. Their skin is like getting ripped off here. I'm crying and I'm like, fuck me baby. Oh my God, my pussy. So tight, mother. Fuck my ass red like I'm in pain. It's so good. So good. So and this kept going on for a while and the rhythm was so off. And I remember thinking to myself, I know he knows it's off and I know, I know it's off.

And I know that we're both like we would rather be fucking on the couch or on the bed. And we didn't fucking say anything. And we ended up actually the table and we ended up just fucking until he came and I had like third degree burns all over. My body is the best fuck of my life. When you want to have crazier side. Yes, there's shit that's going to go wrong and that's OK. But part of it. But you got to just like kind of like deal with people and deal with the deal with the pain.

They got that sense.

Yes, that makes sense. I mean, it's already hard enough to match someone's rhythm. Yeah, normally. Yeah. So then when you're trying different positions, eh. And then trying different positions on, you know, a balance beam in the gym. Oh it's like, you know, not work. I agree. But man this is a PSA like if you can tell that yeah. Your dick is only entering us like a quarter the way. Right.

And like it's just it's not working like just admit to it. I agree. I agree man. I know. I agree. I kind of sometimes wish men would be less disgustingly horny all the time and be a little bit more awake during sex. I think they get into this tunnel. Animalistic. Animalistic. Yeah. And then you're like alien brain. Oh yes there is. And so and so you're like. Is he alive up there because like does he realized this isn't going well, but like sometimes I'm like, oh, whatever, he's enjoying it, like it's going to be over soon.

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I want to hear what you think if you would ever do this. Hey, dads, I love when you guys call dads. So obviously I'm writing in because my boyfriend cheated on me. I feel like there's been a lot of cheating in the way. Yeah. Like all of our demands, everyone's like, what is it? The weather may holiday climate. So obviously I'm writing in because my boyfriend cheated on me. What else is new? But what else is Mills's between?

What else is now like? He does it all the time, the time or like men cheat.

I think I did something.

I did something probably no girl would ever do.

I went to uncharted territory with my revenge. So we were sleeping and I woke up to pee. I saw his phone light up and I went through it. Long story short, saw he was cheating on me. I knew I had to act on it. But how?

After a quick few minutes of making sure I wasn't going to strangle him in his sleep, I woke him up to sucking his dick. Hold on. It gets better. After he came in my mouth, I did not swallow. I just kept it in my mouth and I went up for a kiss and up spit the entire load of his children right into his fucking mouth. He was appalled and started flipping out. I proceeded to collect my things and told him politely to fuck off.

And then I knew he was cheating. Fucking idiot. The girl is also a troll. OK, enjoy. Love you. Daddy's I don't know.

Like I. I should be running call literally. You need to come work for us because now I have never thought of.

Well I've never thought of doing that but like I don't know I thought you were going to say she was going to spit it on his face but like in his mouth it's like his own cum in his mouth way better and a load of it.

I ate it for some reason. I didn't even think about no doing something like that. But now she is ingrained in my brain. And now with a man ever cheats on your daddy's, we are terrifying. But the thing is, is that they deserve it. And you should take the load and you should give it back to them. I know it's his load wherever he wants. You should put his load wherever you want. Yeah. In his mouth.

If you don't want it anymore. Wait a kick. 20/20. Thank you so much, Daddy. Hey, Daddy. Funny thing, I just started using the my girl fund that you guys brought up a few episodes ago. Oh, do you remember that? Yes. The website. Let's explain. It's a website that you can sell your NEUTZE on great. Which in our defense it's like a structured way so that these girls aren't sending pictures of their pussy and the guy is not giving them any money.

Exactly.

Exactly. You want to get paid for. Do you want these girls getting scam? No, no, no, never. Now am I suggesting to do it? No, we're just factually letting you know that if you want to make money away, boom onset.

So long story short, one of the first messages I got was a guy that asked to buy used condoms from me to make him my come clean up slut, I guess my question is, how do I get this is about to just take a turn, OK?

OK, my question is, how do I get a condom from a guy without sounding crazy because this guy is willing to pay good money and I'm a broke bitch plus my boyfriend and I don't use condoms and he doesn't know I'm on the site. A guy I used to sleep with used condoms. So should I just do him a couple times to get the condoms or tell my boyfriend? I just feel like we should use one every once in a while.

Does that all make sense? It makes sense. It doesn't make sense, but it made sense. So she has a boyfriend, she's on the side. He doesn't know a guy wants to be a ton of money for used condom. And she, you know, very nonchalantly was like she just fuck this.

I just fuck another guy that I know uses condoms, OK? I don't think you need to cheat. I don't know the way you could do that. Yeah, I think that there's absolutely a way that you don't need to just fuck some something like you just can't. I think there's a lot of other ways we can work through that because she tell her boyfriend she could is kind of sketchy.

If all of a sudden your girlfriend's like they put on a condom. Why doesn't she ask one of her girlfriends, that single that goes on from our producer, just walk to the road? Where would you think it's weird of a girl of your girlfriend all sudden was like, can we just use a condom this one time?

I think it would be hot to just try it out. Yeah, you would think it's weird.

OK, I think it would be weird if my boyfriend was like, hey, let's use a condom once. So thank you, Tom. So this is what I think first and foremost, I think the brilliant idea, though, literally just came to me, oh, it's the alcohol.

It's like, OK, and that's in the brilliant OK.

She is going he's going to come on her stomach. Oh, when he's not looking, she's going to just scoop up the cum then she's just going to open up a condom wrapper, stick the in as best as she can send it away. Boom. That's it. Done fucking out.

The camera don't seem to respond literally. Get the condom open, put it, put whatever it needs to go in it and then literally scoop up the come off of your belly when he goes to the bathroom to peer would do over the fuck right. You take the condom that you already open it and put it somewhere. Hide it. Yeah. And then scoop it in. And if really you want to get if you don't want to do that, why don't you just ask when are your friends.

I know this is so weird, but like we can split the profits when you go and fuck that dude, keep the condom, put in a baggie, give it to me and I'll let you have some of this. I would do that for you.

Absolutely. So help. Hi, Alex and Sofia. I'm in a situation and don't know what to do. This guy that I was talking to for like three months on and off, we ended up fucking in August and we decided that we were going to be fuck buddies.

And then one day he blocked me out of nowhere. I just had my friend follow him on instead because he's private and he has a girlfriend. He had one the entire fucking time. They have been together since December. Twenty eighteen. And he never hinted at having a girlfriend or anything. Should I message her and tell her I still have the screenshots of our convos and him literally saying that she was just a girl he met and they were just hanging out?

Nothing more like I would want someone to tell me if my boyfriend for over a year was cheating. He also told me he was fucking a couple other girls while he was with me. So who knows how many girls he's cheating on his girlfriend with? The ledger went to fucking Paris together. I don't know. I'm confused and feel like he should know.

Please help. This question makes me sad that she's. The question doesn't make me. What's happening doesn't make me sad. The question makes me sad that this girl's asking us this because I thought you like by now everyone knows our answer. It's don't don't tell the girl this is the thing up to me you think that you would want to know. And you do want to know. However, you don't want to get a D.M. from a chick that your boyfriend potentially fucked, saying, hi, your boyfriend's cheating on you when he cheated on you with me.

And then it's because it's like, first of all, the girlfriend doesn't believe you. She's going to believe her boyfriend over you. And there's usually never a point unless you personally know this girl. And she is a close friend of yours. You telling some random checking, trying to seek out and. And for what? Oh, because I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I just I don't think a lot of us are good enough people to be like I really just like want to be a good person and let her know like, no, you want the relationship he wants to sabotage.

Well, I think I think she's pissed. She's pissed that he got like he got her. Yeah. And she kind of wants to be like, oh, by the way, your boyfriend cheats on you. And even if it isn't malicious, I just think there's no point in a random ho hitting up a girl that if especially if this guy is fucking around with this many girls, I'm sure other girls may have messager. And if she's still with him, then like they're you fucking go, there's no point.

I don't waste your time. I at first was going to disagree with you, and then you kind of convinced me you're a little convincing. Right. I think that getting the D.M. from the girl that your boyfriend cheated on you with is extremely threatening.

And what I would suggest to this girl is don't reach out to his girlfriend directly. But I do think that she should throw in the guy and be OK.

I absolutely don't think you should think that you should. He blocked you, sweetheart. Sweetheart said if you want to get a fucking hold of someone, you can. And then military, my fitness, your friend follows him, she slides in boom, D.M. him or whatever and say, I am going to tell your girlfriend.

Then you said and I think you sent him the screenshot. Yeah. Sends you a shock if you have proof of the screenshots. So beautiful. And these are going to go to your girlfriend. Yeah. And of course, he can lie to you and be like I told her. But that's you don't that's all you need to do, especially. The thing is, is everyone needs to take care of themselves. You're not going to be with this guy.

Right? So move the fuck on. You don't know the girl. You don't owe her anything. She's not going to probably believe you. And so it's like, what's the point? Move on, you guys a dick. Go find something else. I have a fun one. Thank you. Hi, Daddy. First of all, fucking love you guys. Love you too, bitch. Thanks for the podcast. I've had the best sex of my life, but anyways, I need your help.

This has been haunting me since it happened. So I was fucking this guy and that I was fuck buddies with for about eight months while we were in the middle of some rough sex. He's on top of me. His dick is still inside me and he's like, How hard do you want me to punch you? Things were happening so fast and he obviously wasn't really thinking. So I said, not that hard, not even thinking, Oh boy, I just agree to you.

And this guy Sock's me in the fucking face. I cried the next morning LML my jaw was fucked up for the month obviously I said yes. Well obviously I said yes to him, but I wasn't expecting it to be that aggressive, to say the least. That was the last time I ever fucked that dude. Maybe it's just me that's not into getting punched in the face. Thoughts. Mm.

The classic sock of mid. Yes it it is so funny because then I got another damn literally right after and this girl's like not a question but could be interesting to talk about being slapped in the face during sex. I'm like like this is the thing slapped. That's what I was going to say. There's a big difference between he laughed and she's like he then he proceeded to sock me in the face and my jaw was rocked once again. We are not supposed to know, but it's very funny.

And and the thing is, is I think he did ask her, though.

No. And how hard and maybe to. Gentlemen, gentlemen, you're right, gentlemen. Unbelievable. Courtesy to the woman giving her a heads up, letting her know it's coming and then just rocks her. And maybe to him it wasn't even that hard put to her. The thing is, girlfriend is I think that getting punched in the face doesn't sound great. No, I do think, though, getting sloppy can can be hot.

I don't know what porn this guy's been watching or like what freaks he's hooked up with, but like he's angry about it's slap dude. It's not a plot, it's not a clothespin. And the thing is, is an open detail, OK? It's an open pull, not a closed fist. Get it right. Get it tight. The thing also I feel like it's like man. Some men, when they're having sex, like want to do like rough sex, and they can be so good at it, and then I know, like, there are some guys that are so bad at it that maybe he like little, you know, what he was doing.

But like men, if you're going to slap her in the face, it shouldn't actually be a wind up slap also like a little slap. And then like maybe you're going to, like, squeeze her cheek in her face, sting a little. Yeah. You know. Yes. And then they grab her throat and then choke her fucking you know, but like, you know. All right.

But no, I'm really sorry, girl, that you got punched in the face. I actually what the fuck would you do if a guy punched me?

I'd be like, this is a sadistic fuck and I need to leave. Well, I probably would keep fucking unfortunately, I would let him come probably. And then that's actually if I bruised I was from the other mob I had. I forgot to tell you exactly. I am looking for some advice because I'm a little too embarrassed to ask my friends about this. And I've been talking to a guy for four months now. We're not technically dating, but we hang out all the time, fuck on the regular and don't fuck with anyone else.

But he also never takes me on real dates, never pays for meals or even got me a Christmas present. I think he might be a little scared of girls using him for his money because he comes from an extremely wealthy family and I am comparatively poor to him. But I am not that type at all to use someone for money but still want to be treated with chivalry. Even a framed picture of us for Christmas or letter would have been so so would have made me happy.

Not sure if I should talk to him about it. I don't know if I'm being petty or if I should just leave his ass. What do you all think? Leave his ass, dude. Not even a question.

Not even a question. No. And that's a sad thing that I get. And there's a there's a reason you're not asking your friends. Think about it. You're saying you're embarrassed this guy is not paying for meals. He doesn't pay for anything. You got him a Christmas gift and he didn't get you one. Yeah, this is one of those classics like maybe it's because he's wealthy. No, sweetie, if he's wealthy, he's not worried about people using.

Actually, no, I disagree with you because I've had friends and I've been in a situation where well, OK. I've had a lot of course, I've had guys that are like, oh my God, I if she is she a gold digger, I'm more so mean he's not going to not pay for your chicken parmesan because he's like, this bitch is squeezing twenty out and I'm not having it today. And she ended up getting the trouble and I am mad at that charge.

And my trust fund is just twenty bucks lower. No, that's what I'm saying. It's like she's literally saying he doesn't pay for your bills if you're concerned about the. Well, that's what I'm saying. But also dating a guy that is concerned about the wealth because they think women are using them and have a chip on their shoulder. Yes, it is impossible to date those men is one of my best friends was in this situation. She was dating a guy that had, like, insane trust fund.

Yeah, it's possible she has her own money, but like, he had such a chip on his shoulder and like, you know what they do.

Oh, they're always the guys that are like, are you on birth control?

I'm wearing a condom. Oh, my God, you're taking a plan. And they take it so far and they get so protective where they're like, let's split this. And I'm like, oh, my God, right. What this thing. And it's disgusting. It is disgusting. And I'm sad that you got him a Christmas gift. And it's also sad that you're saying, like, I wish he could have even got me a letter. Like it didn't have to be.

If you are making an effort and he won't even open the fucking door for you and pay for your chicken parm. Yeah. Also, you say that you guys are just fucking each other. I'm I'm not going to believe that you may be only fucking him, but if a guy is not paying for anything for you and he's like, but I'm exclusively fucking you, I don't I don't think that really I don't think that matches up.

He's like spending. He's only been four months. She says that they're only fucking each other. He doesn't pay for one thing. He doesn't do anything for her. He literally fucking hates her.

And she's like, I want to know. Like so when they go to dinners like what's his. No, he's he's never taken her on a date. That's why I'm like sweet all around, all around, regardless, even if he does like you, but he thinks that you're using him for his dominance, those that are miserable. The thing is, we always say if the sex is great, you just need to lower your standards of what you expect from the man.

Yeah, go have great sex with him if it's dope. But stop thinking you're going to get a dinner. Unfortunately, if he really fucking like you and I know it sounds so mean, but he'll take you to dinner.

She really likes you. I'm sorry, but it's like what was that saying?

Someone tweeted it out of like to call her daddy. Girl said like if if you will know if a man like a man will make it known if he likes you and a man and you will know if he doesn't like you.

I don't think those even close know something about like the effort. If a guy likes you, you will fucking you.

Yeah, that's it. But I'm like really bad is that sounds good to really. All right. Yeah but I'm sorry girlfriend.

Please, please, please, please don't ever get a fuck buddy. A president ever again. That hurt. I don't care if his grandma died and I don't want to get her flowers. I don't care. Don't fuck it. I don't care if everyone you don't get a fuck buddy. You get no it is killing city. It is unattractive and it is going to ruin the entire fucking thing in any of your chances of ever getting anything. Yeah.

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