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Hello, and welcome back to the cancel podcast. I'm Trish.

I'm Brooke.

I'm Taylor.

Yeah, that was cute.

God, these are my favorite days.

I mean, I missed you so much.

You have such a divine energy. I was talking about this in the car, but, like, I woke up today and, like, I wanted everyone dead.

Oh. Like, have been the most horrible person to be around for the past, like, 48 hours. I've been, like, moving and stuff, too, so I'm just. Are you everyone? Yeah, but only, like, upstairs.

But it's just so tedious.

Mad at everybody. But I'm like, I'll go see Trisha.

Oh, man.

No, I love it. I love coming here, too.

It's change a mood. Like, anyone who's in the room with you, you change the mood immediately. It's like, my head was throbbing. I was exhausted. The whole, they're coming to see you.

Even the biggest helicopter ever.

What the.

It's just like, it's my security.

It's your security? Your security's kind of hot. He looks like the rodent men. Anyways, continue your story.

The what?

Like a rodent man?

Rodent men are trending.

Oh, my. Are trending. That's all I'd ever known until this era.

I love the rodent men era. It's everything. And you're scared it looks like a rodent man.

Like, what are the qualifications of a rodent man.

I think it's like. It's, like, bone structure, for sure.

And what about the bone structure?

I think it's, like, angular.

Angular. Definitely that.

Like, they're giving.

No, not always.

No.

Like, Barry Keegan is in a rodent.

He's a rodent man. Mike Feis. Jeremy Allen White, Timothy Chalamet.

There we go.

Oh, I love all of them. See? Challengers. Those two were in the challengers. We just talked about that.

Challengers was so great.

The middle ones.

It's crazy how they're also similar looking, but I guess they're all rodent related. But.

And they're also popular right now.

Is it.

That was such a good photo, Barry.

Is it this?

Is it?

Like, their jowls. Like, they're jowls. Oh, jowls.

I don't even know. I didn't know where jowls are. It must be the angular, like, jawline.

Could cut glass type.

I think it's kind of, like, emaciated vibes. But then also, like, the nose.

The nose is very.

Yeah, they all have, like. Like, could do a lot of cocaine. Nose.

Yeah.

Like, you know, it gets up there.

I would venture to say they do do a lot of cocaine.

That guy is not a rodent, man. That guy's trash. The one on the left.

Is that Matt Healy on the left? Yeah, he's mad. Yeah, that's Maddie.

He's trash. Like, he's not a hot one. Like, all rotom men are hot, and he's not. He's just a rat. You know what I mean? I feel like they're both. Men are sexy.

I like that they put this side by side with the actual rodent.

Yeah. Like, thanks for the clarification, but someone.

Made a good point about this. I think it was giggly squad. They were like, they would never make something like that for, like, women. They would never give, like, women, like.

Like, girl.

Yeah, and, like, make it a positive.

Thing or, like, pig squad or something like that. All the pig looking girls out there.

Yeah, but, like, it would never be, like, oh, my God. Like, pig girls are trending, right?

That's so true, because guys are just assholes anyways. They don't need to come up with names. But I feel like this is, like, a cute. I think it's, like, a dear endearment, right?

Like, I would die if I was a guy, and I just, like, was minding my own business, and everyone's like, God, he's so ugly hot.

I'd be like, it's meant to be a compliment, but. Yeah, like not it.

That's fair. I've always like, I love an ugly hot. I think it's like. I love that that's trending.

Yeah, I just.

I wish it was trending when like dating the rodent.

No, you were ahead of the curve.

That's. I guess that's true.

You started the trend.

Thanks.

That could be. You know, girls date really ugly guys and then they become hot. You know, you're like those super rodents.

You know that like accidentally, like. Like into drugs and they like radioactive.

Yes, the New York rodents.

Oh my. That's so fair. That's so fucking.

No, that's. Yeah, that you're secure. I look just like all of them. I was like, oh, that's why I saw him. And he's like looking at me, I'm looking at how I was like. And he looked like he was like a fan. Cuz he came out of as a car and like I thought he's like a fan of yours. He's like, are you seeing Tana? I'm like, are you gonna go see Tina? Like, who are you? Like, why are you asking? Because he doesn't look at your other security guards.

And I was like, so is Matt like the little. We have this one security guard. This all end my own life. But like, there was one time where like the first time he ever started working for me, he walked into my house and I like squared up with him because he's just like. He's like just this teeny tiny. I mean, granted he has a gun. You know what I mean? Like, it's just kind of funny.

Yeah, it's kind of. His eye dubs a little bit, but like. Like his look, not him. Well, maybe if he came into your house, it's like, wow, so invasive for no reason. But that's why I was like kind of looking. I was like, who's this person, you know name. Not in like a hot way, in like a suspicious way for you. I was like. Because I didn't know if you had security. But yeah, you.

But I also have realized lately, like, being a runner is also important. Like when you think security, you think like big guy, right? But like outside of the house.

Yeah, they gotta be able to move quick.

You are runner. And like, he's.

Yeah, like, have you guys seen that video? Paris Hilton when she's like trying to frolic around Coachella in her poor security.

Oh, yeah, that's iconic though. That's everything.

Like a poor guy cannot keep up.

That your guy would. He's Matt. He'd be able to keep up with you for sure. Yeah, but I love the vibe, too. I haven't seen anyone in so long. Like, I've just been in my house for, like, four weeks, so this is, like, a social hour.

I know.

It's so fun. It's been great. Yeah.

I'm so wildly impressed with how much you are doing. Like, you pop the baby out, like, it's like getting a latte and, like, you are just back.

I feel like it looks that way, but, like, I really just been, like, sitting around the house with, like, the baby. Like, I really haven't done anything other than, like, be at our house. Like, you know, the cosplays or whatever. But I don't really haven't, like, left.

Yeah, but I'm like, I don't do anything productive when I'm just at my house. I feel like you're, like, posting content. You have episodes still coming out.

I do love content, and I do love. I love the podcast. It is fun. It's like.

And you've broken the Internet, like, three times already since, like, I love.

We're talking how much Sabrina is, like, my favorite at the moment. I, like, love her, and I love her with that guy. Like, everyone hated that guy, that he was, like, so ugly. And then once they got together, I was like, okay, I see it now. I was like, you know, Sabrina made him hot.

That's how you did you. I thought he was hot.

And so, yeah, I actually did, too. But everyone was like, no, he's, like, ugly and gross and that. And he was.

After that final scene, I don't. I don't know if anyone.

That's real.

I missed the scene. I thought it was just his butt, like, dang. Dancing around. And me too, right?

So weird. When I watch it, I had to, like, go back and see it, and I was like, oh, it was, like, flopping. Yeah, like, you know, has some, like, weight to it.

Yeah. Like, yeah, there was, like, sand inside.

Oh, that's why Sabrina's, like, hyper. She's on it.

I know. That's why all her nonsense outros are.

So, like, so horny. Like, extra horny lately. There was a second.

There was like, wait, I don't know if you can say that. Like, you're at Disneyland.

Like, he's humming in me and I'm in doggy. Like, you know, it's like, wait, why?

Whiffs crowd.

That is so true, though.

Love her so much, though. She reposted my video yesterday. I was so excited.

You always like, that's so iconic.

What do you mean? She's reposting all the, like, people who use. Please.

She's never reported mine ever, right?

She did.

She reposted your cosplay. I think today, really? I feel like, I don't know, I might have made.

I don't think so. I think she doesn't like me because my oscar would always be like, oh, she repost everybody. So when we did the Burberry coachella one, I'm like, oh, she posts us, didn't it? I did another one. Did I say, oh, maybe she hates me?

No, she couldn't hate me.

Probably because I feel, like, wrong. Okay, well, I love that she reposted you, but you are like that girl. Like, you got. Who did you get sponsored by the other day? And I was like, it was something so big. I think I commented on it. Soon as I talk about, talk about. Who gets to talk about sponsors.

Excited about, talk about. Wait till you see Chili's sponge.

That's.

You have the eras sponsorship.

Wait, what I want, like, my favorite.

Ever was Lipton green tea. It was Trisha. It was so funny. On tour every single day, she had to bring this box of Lipton green tea everywhere she went, but not a cup of it. Cause if it's just a mug, two cups a day.

Oh, so you were bringing the big box, were you?

Actually, yeah.

Damn would count. Hi. How'd it make you feel?

She had to bring the box everywhere she went, and it was just the funniest thing I've ever.

Well, I couldn't get the photos right, and, like, I was just. I was trying to, like, make sure that it was just in every frame all the time, just like.

So it was, like, organic, honestly. Smart, that.

Yeah, that's everything. No, you are like the brand girl. I was like, I'd never seen so many brand deals and so many big brandy. I was like, what the hell? That's amazing.

It's so iconic. I'm living, like, so vicariously through you. It's funny, I, like, convince myself that I'm doing it too. Like, you're like, oh, I'm like, where's sponsored by Lipton? Like, no, you're not right at all.

Well, by associate, I get. You mean, like, by proxy you are.

Yeah.

That's how I feel coming on here. I feel, like, so popular when I come on here. I'm like, look at us get 2 million views this episode, you know?

Do you know this?

She's so confused.

So today she went on this tangent about how she went on tour. I can't even make this up about how she went on tour. She would only sell like 100 tickets, literally, right? And I'm just sitting there and I'm like, there's no way. And then I'm like, trisha, do you know that at every show we do, there's usually like 45 people in the crowd with, like, I heart Trisha paytas shirts on? And she goes, that's because of you.

I go, yes, it is. It is a thousand percent.

Like, you were talking about how you wish you could have come to the California show. She said, yeah, by the time I can go, like, they're not even gonna want me to come anymore. You don't. If I, if I'm, like, bombing, if, like, something's going terribly wrong, I can literally just say, like, trisha paytas and the entire play.

Do you know that we do that?

I love you girls. I cannot do it on my own.

I cannot. So not true.

I'm telling you that I don't tour anymore.

We've never talked about that.

It's.

That's like a real thing that we do. Like, if we're on stage and the crowd is too silent, we'll just bring.

You like a little bit of a, like an IB's issue going on for a second there. And she'd go off stage and I'd be like, so y'all love Trisha.

I'm kind of a gag. So you go off and like, for a long time. Well, Trisha.

No, she's like, it's like, like, it's like, a bit like, it's like this one out. No, that. In the California shows, I was having, like, a real. You don't like talking about.

No, I don't mind with you girls. I don't like anyone else. Yeah, you can tell us the truth, I promise. Because I actually would, like, vomit and get, like, pale if I was like anyone else with you guys. I don't. I don't know. I don't picture it actually happening. I think of it as like a story time. That's not true. You know what I mean?

Keep it that way because you wouldn't even want to know.

Ib's is what? Iridal.

I didn't literally have IB's, which is. That's fine. We like switchbots. Because normally I'm like, I have Ib's and Brooks, like, no, you don't. But I just was uncontrollably pooping every, like 20 minutes and there were like, three shows where I actually had to, like, be like, be right back. Sacramento. Wow. Your shows, like, an hour and a.

Half, and you couldn't hold it for that?

I couldn't. Oh, my God.

I just was like, oh, my God.

I felt like I was gonna, like, shoot up through the ceiling.

Did you ever get it looked at, like, why it's so urgent?

No, because it just stopped. I don't know why.

And you weren't eating, like, heavy Mac and cheese or something? I was kind of will do it. That's heavy.

That's like, my self control is on zero. Like, I was supposed to be eating the brat diet, like, bananas, rice, applesauce, toast.

Oh, my God.

Because of the. That's what you eat when you're. When you're. I'm trying not to say the gross words.

Yeah, yeah.

And I'm blanking.

Stomach is upset.

Yes. Good. And I couldn't do it. I was like, Mac and cheese balls.

Oh, did you. Is that what you had for real?

The venue crazy, cuz it's like all these comedy clubs and shit. So I was like, oh. So there was one day where I went in the kitchen, and I was, like, eating out of the kitchen's pots, and Brooke was gonna literally stab me.

No, it was. It was like a big tub full of french fries. And she just reached her hand and go, if you do that, they cannot serve those anymore.

Oh.

And I was like, don't worry. I'll eat them all. Oh, wait.

So they were, like, cooking a big batch, and you're just like, yeah, they.

Were, like, letting me in the kitchen.

And I love that. Yeah, their food is probably, like, it's probably good. It's like, frozen fried food, but, like, I don't know, maybe not your system.

Do my big one. Literally, I have to stop eating at 10:00 p.m. that's awesome. So my crown of India's on the way. Be on the lookout.

Oh, you get indian food?

I trust you.

It's all I eat.

Wait, really? What do you get? Like, na.

It's my, like, yeah, I get garlic, naan, garlic cheese, naan, chicken tikka masala, chicken samosas.

What happens if you, like, fart during your surgery tomorrow?

I don't. I don't think I'll be there. Like, I don't think I'm gonna be present to witness it.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

I wonder how many people do that during surgery. Just, like, poop or something.

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Like what was your.

Well mine are crazy just because like my boobs look like Frankenstein. They're like botched. I had botched boob jobs but like don't worry like yours will be fine cuz mine were like fucked up. But like that's why I want to know who you go to cuz I want to get mine like redone. I haven't done twice and they just always like ripped open after surgery. I got them too big.

What do you mean ripped open?

They're like ripped open. Have you never seen my son scars? And my boobs are like huge because they like literally ripped open and they had to like sew them back. I had to go back like five days later and so yeah but it was like too big and I ripped out.

So you got it in the nipple.

And then it lift too and I lift is like way harder. It's super hard cuz it's like, it's crazy.

So.

And then also I had sex like right after what you're not supposed to do. So like I was like literally that.

I'm like can I do that?

No. Yeah.

Although I didn't really have to worry about it to be honest.

It was hard for me. I was just like oh my God, you have sex? I had a boyfriend at the time and he was just like, we had to have sex now. I was like, okay. And then it literally ripped it open again. So I ripped it open twice, and.

The implant was straight up coming out.

Of your, like, blur. I'll show you guys. Oh, I have my pasties on if you. These are not my nipples. So, like, this guy right here. Yeah, this is like. And this is, like, 15 years old. This is, like a really old.

Like, it's really not as bad as.

You made it sound.

Like you can see it underneath.

I also feel like a lot of boob jobs get a little underneath. Scarring. Like, they look good.

No, this one's wild. And this, I think this one might be. What, this one? Oh, yeah.

I can't believe you're just showing us your tits on the cancel podcast is so iconic.

I think you can show up. I feel like YouTube would take it down, but. Yeah, like, there and then I had my nipples done, so they had stitches around there, so it's like, crazy. And I have my c section. I'm just like Frankenstein right now. I'm a c section scar.

No, they aren't nearly as bad as you mean.

It's not.

Yeah, I feel like. Because what I was thinking Franken City. I was thinking, like, the how today I was saying shapes or something bold. Yeah, it's not bad.

Yeah, I mean, they're not great, but it's fine. It's what I'm, like, working with, but anything. No, I should. You know what I did, too. I. So tanned, like, tanning beds, so I think they darken and also. Yeah, but I should. I'm scared of all that stuff. It's weird. I'm like, so I'm actually, like, you said I had a pain up high pain tolerance, but I'm, like, scared of, like, needles and I don't know.

Yeah, I feel like if it's unnecessary.

Like, you're married now. I'm married. But I had him since I was, like, 20, so. But no one ever said anything, which I was always surprised. I'm sure if I saw someone with, like, a scar on his penis, I'd be like, oh, how'd you get that? You know, like anything.

So I was like, but that's like the cat. The classic case of being a woman. Like, as a woman, you can say that. But if a man was like, why do you have that scar on your puss? It'd be like, why would you literally ask that?

Yeah, that's very true. That's a good point.

Women do no wrong.

It is a double standard, like you said with the rodent men too. Like, could you imagine, like you said, like a group of guys calling women rodent women. It's like, so derogatory.

We would be up in arms.

We would be like, the number one people to like, come over there.

Yeah, hypocrisy is so cute, though.

No. Yeah. Like, the inequality in that.

In that yesterday you said something crazy, like, I was talking about men giving me money, and you were like, that's perfect. It's making up for the wage gap.

It was. Yeah, it has to offset. Like, things have to.

Yeah, that's why it's okay. Yeah, that the hypocrisy is okay because guys are just awful in every other aspect, so I gotta, like, balance it out. How's your a list person that I love? Have you heard from him?

No, but I think I talked about him too much and now he, like, is okay.

We won't talk about it anymore.

Live shows. And then everyone, we would do, like.

Hot seat and people could ask us anything, and so we were like, answer.

That's the one. Did it get leaked in the California shows? Like hers? Yeah, everything got leaked.

Thanks, guys. Love you guys.

Anything bad about Emory? Just not bad.

Yeah, I will never go as hard. Whoever the people who attended those shows, like, they got a once in a lifetime opportunity. Like, I learned a wild lesson. Like, I can never go that hard.

Are you gonna. Oh, so you guys gonna, like, tame it down? Yeah, a little bit.

I think. I think I just have to re, like, go back into the normal mindset. Like anything I say can and will be leaked.

Yeah, it wasn't that bad like, what you said, too. It's like you've talked about it before. Like, it's just, like, not.

Yeah, it's hard to find a balance between, like, things that are, like, controversial and, like, fun and entertaining and stuff, but also aren't gonna, like, literally hurt people.

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, that's good. You guys are like, yeah, no, that's good.

Try unsuccessfully almost every time.

Every single leak of it all. I'm serious. I don't.

Your boobs are tomorrow night.

Tomorrow at six.

So excited. Wait, so. But you had a really big boob, so when you, like, lost weight, you lost your boobs and they just, like, never.

And they're just like, they're just empty. Like, they're very, like, not. They're not super saggy, they're just not how I like them to be.

You have to stop telling people that. You can tie them in a knot.

Some people can, some people can actually tie their titties.

I know they're not, they're not that bad, but I just always so used to always having like really big boobs and then it's like an identity does.

Feel different from other attendees.

Yeah, I got a lot of hate for saying that. I was like, I want the attention again, but I stand.

You got like who?

Well, cuz I said it on the podcast, I was like, I miss getting all the boob attention. Like, I loved, I loved walking into a room and people being like, oh yeah, she got tits on her. Yeah, I loved that.

Anyone saying that they wouldn't want to receive that compliment, like, is lying.

Yeah, and it was like, it was my thing. I was so excited. That was like, I was like, oh my God, God did this nice thing for me and then he took it away.

Yeah, but now you have like, this smoking hot, but not that you didn't before. I didn't see you before, but you have like a really hot bod. So now the boo boo on it and I feel like big boobs, especially fake boobs, are like, so like nothing people do anymore. So I love that you're doing, cuz I love the big boobs. I love little boobs, though.

I also love, like, I like a fake boob because I like it to be structured. Yeah, cuz like, I. Even when I had really big boobs, they were very like, like they could.

Be pushed and like, when I lay flat and my boobs go here.

Yeah, there's one, there's one nipple touching each side the bed. I'm like, wait, yes, like, I'll look.

Over and like, my nipples eating the rest.

Yeah, sometimes, sometimes I lay on mine.

I. I mean, yeah, you won't be able to. Probably won't do that, but that's good, you know, like to have them sitting up. Right? Are you gonna go big? Not super big, but do you know the cc?

Well, we originally had said 300 cc's, but then I started looking at, like, I only looked at before photos of people who looked exactly like my book, like what I have right now, because it's like, I only. I want to know exactly what my boobs can do and the photos I'm finding that I like, want are bigger than 300 cc.

Tell Trisha about the standing up thing you were telling me.

Yeah, I think, well, that's what they do. They like put the implants in and then they stand you up in, like on the. They'll like put your chair up so that they can see like how they're falling and if they look proportional and stuff, and they'll compare you to the photo that you use.

Really? Did you like it? Or was it kind of like when.

You'Re in the surgery?

Wait, what? When you're under? Yeah. They prop you up.

Yeah, they ragged all you up with a PowerPoint of your dream tit behind you.

We. What?

Like, that's what I heard.

I could be making that up, but that's what I heard. It's like, so that, like. Cuz if you show a photo, I'll show you the photo that I sent. But it's, um.

I think we're doing the consultation days. I'm like, that makes sense, but.

Well, no, so that it's like you get as close to like what you want.

Me don't. They should be able to know, right? Just. It's close because like, if you.

I kind of want them to know what it looks like. I stand up because I want them to look good when I stand up. I don't want them to be.

Imagine like you just had to lay down for your tits to look perfect at all times. She comes in like crying, right?

This is the photo I sent. That's what I want them to match.

That's really.

What is the photo?

That's so cute.

Whose tits are those?

I don't know. I found them online.

They're honestly insane. They're so tumblr.

But she had my exact boobs to start, which is why I like, value. These in particular.

Yes. Those are like the nicest tits I've ever seen.

Yeah, those are like perfect. Are you going here?

La.

In LA. Okay. That's nice. I love it.

Is your doctor hot?

He's so hot. But he's married.

I found out I have this. I was telling Trisha, like, I coming off the anesthesia, I would be so sad. Scared, like, are you scared of getting off the anesthesia tomorrow and being like, you want to see him again?

Can I tell you, my truth is I believe that everybody who that happens to is faking it.

Interesting.

I actually fully agree with you.

I can see that too.

I think that, like, wisdom teeth videos. I think everyone's faking it.

I think wisdom teeth, it's a different drug than just regular anesthesia. When I came off of my nose job anesthesia, I was like. They told me they'd never seen anything like it. Like, I was like listing my phone number and my full address and having like completely conversations and shit. And I remember it.

That's crazy because one sip of alcohol.

And one sip of alcohol and I'm playing telephone with myself for an hour in the corner. Like, I don't understand. So weird.

That is interesting. I wonder if it's like a different part of your brain or something.

I don't know.

So the anesthesia, like, made you, like, smarter. Like, you could just remember things you couldn't remember before.

It's like, kind of normal and, like, chit chatting it up.

Yeah. Like, it didn't affect you a lot.

Yeah.

But any, like, dental surgeries.

I hate laughing gas more than anything in the world, though. Like, at the dentist, they give you laughing guests. I feel like sometimes, I guess I.

Had it when I was younger. I would get, like, root canals when I was younger.

What does that mean? They put the mask over.

You get like.

But it makes me, like, hear everything a million times and feel like I'm, like, tripping on drugs. So I don't.

Do not feel anything when you're laughing.

Like. Yeah. What doesn't make me laugh? I'm a cynical fucking.

It's like.

But I don't.

I don't like it just makes you laugh? Or am I wrong?

I don't know.

I think they call it laughing gas because.

No, I think it's just, like, silly. But you're like, but then why would.

They call it silly?

It's. It's used primarily in dental work. So you think that everyone's sitting there like, haha.

There's a movie called Little Chapel Horrors, and they give them laughing gas at Steve Martin, and he's just, like, laughing constantly. And Bill Murray, I'm like, is this fake? I don't know. And he just starts laughing all the time. He's like, ah, we should just go try it.

I know there's an influencer dentist who'd let us try it for a pop time.

Really? Sure.

I know a few.

Oh, it influences Dennis.

Yeah.

Does it make you laugh or. No? Is that. Maybe. I'm literally just getting, like, a week anesthetic compared to like, oh, I see, you're, like, awake. Okay, pop off, Aaron.

Yeah.

Back checker.

We need someone to do that in a room full of us.

I have no idea. That of goddess. That sounds fun, though.

Update Trisha on the Reagan situation, because I feel like Trisha might be really funny about it.

Well, I'm curious if you've heard about it about, like, all the people saying that that influencer abused her cat or killed her cat like that.

No, I'm not hurt that we're gonna.

Tell her what we think about it.

Okay. Okay. Okay. So the influencer. Wait, what?

Were you gonna say it?

Like, that was the lore.

I was gonna be like, it was supposed to have a room in the hype house.

What?

Have you heard anything about it?

Nothing. That's why I love your guys podcast, cuz it's, like, the most niche stuff. I'm like, where do they even hear these stories?

It's really viral, but it's Reagan, the TikToker. She does, like, the crazy transitions, but she, like, she was living in a content house, and basically, like, all these people came forward, like, years later and said that she was abusing her cat and killed her cat. And she had to come out and be like, no, I didn't. My cat got out. My cat got out when I was moving, blah, blah, blah. And then another influencer was like, no, I stole the cat because she was neglecting it. And she said, I took it to the vet, and they said it was. It needed to be put down, but I decided to bring it home, and then it died. But I'm like, that's sus too.

Like, how do.

You stole the cat and it died under your care? So how are you gonna.

Are these famous hype house people that, like, kinda. But you don't say that.

You might have seen this girl Reagan. Like, I'll show you, maybe.

Why haven't I heard this? It's a viral story right now. Like, on TikTok, on the. For you. Okay, this is. Wait, so what is your take on it?

You think that because I'm the biggest cat lover of all time, but also, like, if somebody stole my cat and then my cat died under their care and tried to make it about me being a bad cat mom, I would set the world aflame. Like, yeah. And I don't know how she was treating the cat, so I. It's hard to, like, I don't know. But. But the cat didn't. She didn't kill the cat, and the cat didn't die when it was with her.

That is fair. Those are cold, hard facts. Why is no one just, like, talking about that?

Because they're saying that he was, like, trying to help or whatever. But I. I have a hard time with, like, he said he took it to the vet, and the vet said, like, that they should put the cat down. But in my head, I'm like, wouldn't they have said, this is why? And you, like, you could put it down or you can do this?

Yeah.

It wouldn't just say, like, so no.

One'S questioning the guy. They're just all like.

It's like a huge hate train for Reagan. And so I'm trying to see.

Have you seen her?

Yes, yes.

Like, tattoos.

So she's saying anything about this?

No, she's like, trying to defend herself. I don't know.

Yeah, but it just, like, you stole.

My cat and died. Like, what? Like, she knows that happens time she.

Had to mourn her cat. She thought the cat. She thought it was her fault. She thought the cat ran away.

Gosh, it's even worse. Like, you thought, like, you did something wrong. Like, I should. I left the door open. My cat's dead now probably, and the.

Cat was already sick when she got it.

Oh, I wish more influencers were just like. Like, if I was in her position and I didn't do that, like, I appreciate her, like, calm response, but I would be fucking cussing people out for sure.

If someone's, like, accusing you of being abusive to your cat, like, that's the worst thing ever. Like, people hate those people. They hate them worse than murderers. Like, people who, like, are abusive to cats. Isn't there like a documentary?

Yeah, don't fuck with cats.

Yeah. And everyone was like, so pissed at the guy for, like.

Yeah, it's genuinely sickening and like, oh, my God, I would do. I would die if anybody hurt Murph or something. But also people accused me, like, just the other day I posted a video and someone was like, you're feeding your cat Purina.

Like, you're such a horrible that you.

Shouldn'T hold her up in your arms.

Yeah, they said don't hold her like a baby. She doesn't like it. Go watch this.

Oh, why did she left? No, the Internet's the worst. That's why I never post anything, like taking care of my baby or anything. Cuz people just have, like, an opinion about fucking every.

The mom shaming. It's crazy. It's like a real thing.

I don't realize.

Frustrating.

Yes.

I mean, I'm not a real mom, but, like.

No, it is. It's your mom's like. Yeah, for sure.

Well, yeah, so I'm. My stance, I guess, on the cat situation is like, until. Until I know that she, like, really did something horrible, I want to have some empathy for her because, like, you.

Know, it's gonna come out in two weeks and, like, by then, like, God only knows how this will have unfolded.

Yeah.

Like a timestamp of one year.

Well, day before my boob job.

That's a good way to clock it. Like, how current it is.

I also have been seeing. I don't know who this person is. I don't know anything. I don't know if you guys know.

Tiana Robellard something with the guy who cheated on her.

Do you know? Tell me.

It's like, if you're gonna cheat, why are you gonna propose?

People do that a lot, though. I feel like they feel guilty or something. So, like, I'm gonna propose, you know? It's like, proposals cover up a lot of things. It's like, oh, I feel bad. Like, here's a proposal, and then they like, okay, I forget about it, you know?

Yeah. There's, like, a big couple like that who, like, they were having issues, so all of a sudden they just got married.

Yeah, it happens a lot.

That does happen a lot in life. Like, that is so wild.

Or people have babies or something. They're like, I'll just have a baby.

And try to, like, talk shit, though. But, you know, like, when you're in those toxic relationships, you're gonna be like.

Yeah, I would fully fall victim for sure.

Oh, I was, like, desperate for, like, every guy to propose to me, and they, like, all, like, hate him and treat me like shit, and I was just like, but if it's a proposal, it's fine, you know, right now. Are you.

Well, no. Yeah.

Are you? What? I need to know. I want to know, like, your life.

Update where you're like, oh, God. What do you say? You're like, you know, like, he's just my friend, but we hook up. Oh, yeah, I'm in love with him. He's not in love with me. That's like.

That's that one right now. It's the worst, isn't it? It's so weird, too, because you're such a good catch. It's like, where do you find guys that just, like, aren't into you?

I feel like I choose them on purpose.

Yeah, you think it's like, a self sabotage or something.

Yeah.

But I get that, though. Like, choosing emotionally unavailable men is, like, such an easy.

Yeah. And it feels like a challenge, and it's, like, fun until it's like, wait.

Yeah. Anymore?

How was last night? You were looking for a husband?

Oh, no husband. But we saw really fun, good people there.

What did you do?

Such a cute movie.

Tell me.

Interest. You know, we want to live vicariously through.

That's not true.

Like, the Nina Dobrev from, like, did you. Vampire diaries.

I didn't watch it. I know her. Oh, you would.

The way would go so crazy for really? Diaries. I feel like you would be, like, in a full Elena Gilbert cosplay. Like, immediately.

I have to watch. Okay, I have to watch it.

But she had, like, a movie screening at Alo last night, and it was just, like, a bunch of fun people, but it was the funniest movie, and everyone was, like, fun, and, like, who.

Are you most excited to see?

Phineas.

Oh, shoot.

Phineas and Claudia were there.

Were they swinging?

What?

There's a lot of rumors that they're swingers.

There are rumors about that, but I have no clue what you're talking about personally.

It's so good. So good for us that, like, that you're not like me. It's so good for us.

Are you, like, do you, like, own part of Alo? I feel like it's your brand. Like, you are just everywhere with aloe. You have the Ellis socks, the aloe vera.

I just love it. It's honestly, like, truthfully, it's just the fact that I haven't had an opportunity to meet new people in so long because of what we do. I don't go out or anything fun to like it. Like, when I used to have a job, I used to meet new people all day long, and I was like, oh, it was exciting. And now I, like, don't have that. So now I'm like, I think that's why I love it so much.

It is. You just told me it's like that. Maybe I'll go.

No, seriously. Because, like, I'm going to all these events, and, I mean, like, I have so many new. More new friends in the past, like, six months than I have, like, in, like, the last five years.

How do you make the friends? Do you go up to him and be like, I'm Brooke.

Like, well, I'm always alone, so, like, if I'm alone, so I have to, like, make friends. I just now got bumped up to plus one privileges.

Oh, I see. So you. Oh, so you had to go, okay, got it. That's everything. So maybe just to keep going alone. So you mean new people. I love that.

But, yeah, that's what, it's not like I don't love working out. No one loves working out. I just love, like, I just can't.

Imagine going there and shaking on that reformer and then going back, like. Like, no, it's.

It's like, it's not like no one's judging you and no one can really see you. There's never more than, like, three people.

In the Jalo world is judgmental. I think LA is judgmental. You know, you don't.

You choose the videos you post. You know, that's. You know how to post. You like book Lynn?

Yeah, like their security cameras are like on Twitch.

That'd be everything. Are you still working out with Jake Shane?

Uh huh. Well, he's, he's gone right now, but I do some.

Oh. Cuz I know last time you're like, I'm competing to be his like partner and I'm like, I wonder, did you get.

I'm trying, but he's like, God, he's like, I like a whole roster and he gets every single person. Podcast is like, most of them are allo connections. Cuz like Laura will like purposefully, like Lucy Hale, he'll put, they'll put them together and then like all of a sudden they're on therapist. I'm like that. Laura, I've got a podcast.

Oh my God. Yeah, get Ed Sheeran on canceled ASAP.

Gay center thought daughter Castle on the hill.

Have you seen the clip of Jake? Like, he's like, when your legs don't work, like two before.

Jake's like, that's my thing about, about my grandma. I was like, oh, okay.

It's the funniest clip I've seen on the Internet.

That would be the same thing.

I can see him on here. Cuz I. Sharon spilled some tea. I feel like he'd be down to like spill the tea for you.

I would. I would do anything to smoke a blunt with Ed.

Sharon, do you think he's most so I can see it. He has tattoos.

I just love that song. Thinking out loud forever.

Is that the one when you like that song?

It's the legs. Yes.

I have like that. You know how the A team is like the first song in everybody's phone?

No. You know what's really funny is that it's either the A team or 21 savage has that song. It's like a and t or something.

See, mine would have been the A team and yours would have been.

No, no, I'm a team. I'm a sad girl. But like it. I think it says everything about a person. Which one? Their first song is.

Who's this 21 savage? Isabella.

Like Isabella, Ashley. Paige.

Paige. Paige would have been an Ed Sheeran.

No, Paige is 21 savage over Ed Sheeran for sure.

I don't even know Tony looks savage at all.

Marijuana is not Ed Sheeran's drug of choice.

Rats.

That's so funny. Oh, he says he got high with sneak, so I feel like he would for you.

You know, like, speaking of Jake Shane's podcast, I saw a clip that I have thought about every single day since I saw this clip. Okay. Glenn Powell, your boyfriend.

My boyfriend.

You love him?

Yes.

Okay, well, get that hook up. Isn't he single?

She changed pages contact in her phone to Glenn Powell to try to make.

Another guy jealous so that he would be, like, calling me in the middle of the night with him.

How did the guy see who it was? How would he see it's Glenn Powell texting you?

Because it would just come up on my phone, would be on the bed, and it would just be like, Glenn Powell facetiming me. And it'd be like, 02:00 a.m. and I'd be like, not him again.

The guy. Like, be like, is that Glenn Powell calling you?

He'd just be like, Glenn Powell?

Like, is it the guy that I know about? That. That guy?

Oh.

So he's like, damn, I thought I was right. Yeah, big one. And it's like, no, this is the really?

He's like, oh, Glenn's calling you. Like, he really just does not give a fuck.

But, you know, you're trying your damnedest, and that's why I love you.

That's the thought that counts. Anyway, Glenn Powell.

Glenn Powell was on therapist, right?

Yes.

And he sits down, and he starts telling the story about his sister or his sister's friend. It doesn't matter. A girl he knows, right? And she went on a date with a guy, and they go on this hinge date, and they have a great time. And then they go. He asked her to go back to his apartment, and they're chilling, and she starts to get, like, weird vibes, right? And she's like, will you. He's like, can I give you a back massage? And she's like, okay. And he starts giving her a back massage, and he's just weird. Like, she's scared, and it's a scary. And so she leaves. She has weird vibes, and she's like, I gotta go. Like, this is weird, right? And the next day, she wakes up, and she has a rash all over her back. And she's like, what the fuck? This is weird. She goes to the hospital, and the massage oil that the guy put on her was black market lotion that's used to decompose humans. And then so the cops get called, and they go to his house, and whatever. There's all these girls bodies under his house, and he was, like, eating them or whatever.

And then Paige was telling me that she had a friend that this happened to in, like, a visa.

Wait, what? Really? Okay.

Weird that it happened twice.

Well, more than twice. There was bodies underneath. The house is so.

I feel like I would 100% get eaten.

That would happen to me in a heartbeat. I love a shoulder massage more than any sex ever. More than anything ever. It could be the worst guy ever. And I'm like, get to work.

You saw a children massage?

Yes.

Literally. I think I like massages more than sex. I would fall for that.

How would they eat it?

But, yeah, that's my question, too. Like, should we. Armie hammer just came out and finally.

Started talking about, I'm not a cannibal.

Yeah, he's, like, laughing about Hannibal would.

Say, oh, my God.

I never knew what army hammer looked like until recently. We started. Oh, that guy's kind of hot, though.

That's how keep girls kept getting not on. Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you think it's, like giving baby back ribs? I was eating baby back ribs the other day, and I was like, it's kind of weird.

What?

Oh, like, I have ribs. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, it's weird.

I wonder what we taste like. Me? No, I don't.

Salty broccoli.

You think so? Yeah.

Could you eat flesh if you had to? If you're, like, stranded on a desert.

Island, I think it makes you, like, so sick.

There's also, like, people say that it, like, makes a chemical in your brain happen. God, I'm sorry.

Yeah, you go, like, crazy.

Chemical in your brain happened that, like, wouldn't happen unless it makes chemical in brain happen. That wouldn't happen unless you eat human. Eating human, like, it, like, does something. Your brain.

Yeah, I definitely, like, drives you crazy, but I don't. I can't imagine I would ever be in a situation where I might have to.

But I can't even eat, like, a weird California roll, so. I don't think so.

Yeah, the mushiness of it. I feel you, but I do think.

Do you like fish?

Do you eat fish?

No. Me? No. I mean, I like seafood. I like, like, lobster and shrimp, but I don't like a fish. Like a salmon.

Yeah, me neither.

Me, I like sushi. I like the rolls. Like, the shrimp tempura. Like, I can't do the raw. My husband loves raw. Like, sashimi. And I like.

Yeah, you have to, like. It took me so long. I just eat it so much before I, like, actually, like.

Well, how did you get to liking. Is it good for you?

Because I worked at a good sushi restaurant, so it's like, I just ate it. Until all of a sudden, I loved it.

Really?

And I feel that way about, like, yellowtails to shimmy. I have weird exceptions.

Yeah.

But, like, for the most, like, salmon, you will catch me dead. That's dirty pussy.

Salmon's wild. Yeah. And it smell. Yeah.

And if you're at a restaurant with someone and you're. You're sitting next to them, and they order salmon, it's like, the fucking audacity. You should have to get everyone at the table to approve of you eating that.

Yeah.

You know what I find way about is people who, like, bring certain foods on planes, and it's like, an airplane is, like, literally asinine. And I know you would do something. Actually, I think I got that from you.

That's one thing about me, you just flying.

I know you bust on tour. So you guys were. Did you guys eat the food on the bus? Does that bother you?

Yeah, she had a special room, and if you open the door, you, like, literally had to have a mask on.

Really? Did you keep food in there or what?

Because I would. The bus would be parked, and I would order everything on whatever nearby restaurants menu, and then it would start moving, and the to go boxes would be like, the leaning tower of pizza, and I would, like. There was a night I remember because McCall is really, like. He's really lenient and great with how I like to eat in bed, and I really appreciate that he embraces it. I know it's not who he is, but he loves me, so he does it. But there was a night where I was trying to eat tomato bisque in bed, and he looked at me and, like, this was, like, the first time ever where he, like, drew the line. He was like, because I just had it open on the bed while the bus was moving, and he was like, tana.

No.

Yeah. That's kind of why it's like. It's soup in bed.

By the time that we arrive at the destination, all of it has been mixed together. It's like inner hair.

Like, there was.

There was a day where I went to put on my favorite Steve Madden boots before the show, and I just looked in the sole of it, and there was marinara sauce galore. And then that same night, dude, Paige brings my duffel back into the hotel, and she. She's unpacking it, and it's like a workout set, first of all. Hilarious. It's like workout set, makeup case, breadsticks. I have a video. I'll insert the video. I sort of got what she. She pulled, like, raw breadsticks out of my Gucci. Like, sashimi.

Raw.

Raw. Like, no, no casing. Like, there was loosely, loosely in my fucking duffel bag. I couldn't talk to her for an hour. I couldn't make eye contact. I was like, do. This is so paid.

Were you embarrassed? I think you're, like someone who doesn't get embarrassed in the best way possible. Like, you just don't get embarrassed that easily.

I really don't. I have to, like, pretend to be embarrassed.

No, I love so embarrassed.

I love that. I wish I wasn't embarrassed because a lot of things. Like, I feel like I'm uptight in ways that's like nobody actually gives a fuck and there's no reason to be.

Oh, for sure. I get embarrassed by literally everything. I'm like, why did I say that? That was so stupid. Like, I, like, overthink everything.

And you don't even just realize that you're Trisha paytas and you could literally say and do anything.

You are, like, you really can say or do anything.

Oh, my God. That's the opposite of. I think I feel like I have to walk on eggshells. Like, everything I say gets, like, overanalyzed.

No, not by me, at least.

I'm trying to find this video of this breadstick in my duffel bag, but I really can't find it. And that might be for the better.

It was hard on tour, though. You, like, everything is like, it's nothing but chilies and, like, not that shout out Chili's.

It's nothing but chilies and Lipton in taco Bell and Elo.

I mean, honest to God, I. That's my truth.

And it's the dream.

The dream?

Yeah, it's literally the fucking dream.

No, that sounds everything. I do love when people just order so much stuff. Like, it's so much fun, and then you just eat everything.

I like.

I love that she does it because I, like, I. I feel financially irresponsible, but I'm like, she's not gonna eat that.

Oh, right.

I like to share with everyone. I want everyone to try what I'm eating. And, like, I like a bite of everything on a menu. Like, yeah, that's why I love that Chili's not sponsored over here. This half of the couch is.

They have a new espresso martini.

Do they? Yeah. Okay. I do love espresso, Martin. I don't drink, but I love those.

I love their big dipper, that platter, triple dipper. Get all the.

Yeah, they have the new cheesesteaks to that like, pull really good.

Trisha, I will never in my life pull cheese without thinking of you.

Really.

Like, I just in Vegas had these mozzarella sticks and I was like, trisha.

Can I tell you something? I think there should be an age, like, restriction on mozzarella sticks. I don't think I should even be allowed to eat those because I've never had so many, like, life threatening experiences. I'll have half the mozzarella stick in my stomach and half of it still in my hand.

I do choke attached. That's so scary.

And like, being able to, like. And not being able to cut it off. Oh, my God, it's my big.

Yeah, but it's like.

But then I'm choking and it's like.

That is the real.

So.

Yeah, really?

That's how I feel about ciabatta bread. Like, I think it's too hard.

Oh, that's tooth shattering.

Yeah, I got it.

What's, you know, and like lunch, like.

On a sandwich, like, when you have that, like, really hard toasted white bread.

It'S like veneer 9110. Yeah, I feel. I feel for you because I would crush my teeth every day. Cuz I'm so hard on my teeth. I'm just like. I rip things open with them. Like, I just.

Same.

Yeah.

And I had to like, really reroute my brain, unfortunately, so I stopped losing them, like chiclets.

But I love your toothless videos. Like, your toothless content, everything.

Yeah, it's endearing.

Toothless content is everything. Being, like, real.

Cause you're like, actual category of your content.

You're the toothless influencer.

I wish I sometimes. I wish I had dentures and I could just take them out like you. I'd give the best low jobs.

My sister has that and she says that. She says no one's ever complained.

She takes him out for that.

That's iconic. I'm more like your sister than you know.

You would love her. She doesn't, like, have dentures by choice.

But still have her on the pod.

She would love to come on the punch.

I've been wanting to do, like, a little episode like that. Like, I am that we could have a little bit of Debbie and, like, a little bit of your family.

Tori would kill.

We should do it.

That's fun now when people have family on it.

Well, yeah, because, like, no one else is gonna go on.

So.

I'm shocked. Do you both. You both asked for people to come on or.

I don't like.

Who doesn't?

I feel like, usually, like, do the guests.

I think that I'm about at my breaking point where I'm like, Brooke, you better go to aloe with a cow with a flag and start camp.

You have the connections for sure. I feel like you're connected.

I just. I don't know. I just got in trouble. Like, Tessa Brooks goes to aloe. And then we told a story about, like, Tessa Brooks on the podcast.

Have you seen her?

And I walked into the lobby, and everyone was like, Brook.

Oh, really? That's really. Yeah, I hate getting in trouble. That would, like, that make me, like, so embarrassed for the rest of my life. I'm like, I'm so sorry it did.

So I was like, it's.

Dude, I just get so angry. Like, that. Me. Like, it's like that story, and it's really, really funny. It's not really funny, but, like, Paige told the story, obviously. And I, like, I believed Paige fully, whatever. But, like, after how dramatic it was, we were, like, fact checking, getting other people's sources, whatever. Come to find out the story is entirely true. So it's like, why are you in trouble and Tessa's not?

No, I don't know.

I don't know the story.

Aloe. I mean, like, societally, like, it's just, like, no. Always mad at the truth tellers and not the who's. The truth is being told about.

That's the team.

This week is also just. I'm having a week. I'm like, everyone is so goddamn mad at me for telling the truth that.

I'm like, yeah, I feel like you've had a lot of bad, like, just for stupid reasons. Just people, like, against you, like, not believing for, like, the stupid things that are, like, so true and you've talked about for so long, and it's just so weird. All the stories you're telling me is, like, that sucks. I feel like you're just having a period of it.

Yeah. Right now. Where this week I just can't, like, when called me. Oh, I'll bleep that.

But speaking of cannibals. Sorry.

That's it. That was enough.

Wait, did you know that? Well, unrelated, you know that if you die, your cat will eat you? Oh, immediately.

What's meat?

But, like.

Oh, immediately.

A dog would, like, probably, like. Like, sit with your body for a second. Like, a cat will eat you instantly.

Have you ever tried to play dead for murph?

No. But you. Well, I think, like, she. Like, I think it's like, you have to be, like, dead dead.

Oh, they can sense it. Like, your cold body or something like that.

Yeah.

I try to just sit still so that she'll come near me.

Like, you just eat you.

Mm hmm.

Did you like Ariana's new Catwoman music video?

I don't think I saw it.

Really? The boy is mine with Penn Badgley was in it.

Oh, I did see it. I did see it.

Yeah. She was Catwoman.

I think she's one of the most talented people that alive right now.

And certain songs are incredible. Like, I always love dangerous woman, and, like, I just.

I want to hear her sing. Like, I want to see her in an Adele.

Wicked.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I was saying, too. I was like. I'm like, I didn't know she was, like, a good singer like that. Like, when I hear, I was like, oh, like, do people know she sings?

Like, that's the thing I like, she's always so pop. Like, I just. I'm not really, like, a pop girl in general, except for Sabrina. I'm, like, so obsesses. Sabrina.

Oh, you love her.

But.

But hers is slower and more melodic. And I agree with you, like, in that way. Like, I want it super poppy. Like, it's.

If Ariana singing, I want her to sing like Whitney Houston.

Mm hmm. Yeah, I fully.

She's, like, so talented. Like, no idea.

Amazing. Please, please, please already has 200 million streams, like, a day ago.

I mean, it's, like, all over TikTok. Like, my whole for you pages that. It is a catchy.

It's so good, and I love it.

Relatable.

Yeah.

Fucking embarrassing.

Yeah, that's. Everyone relates to it.

I was talking about this in the car with Paige on the way here because she was talking about when she was dating that gay guy and how he would do a lot of embarrassing things not because he was gay. It's Pride month. I would never come for pride.

Will still be pride when this comes out.

Yeah, I think so. It's always pride around here.

That's true.

But I was talking about how, like, every single guy I've ever dated, minus makoah, but, I mean, has, like, embarrassed me in some way. And it's almost like you just have to pick, like, your type of embarrassing. Like, men are just men.

What do you mean, your type?

Yeah, that's.

What's your embarrassing of choice?

Like, nerdy. Like, if a guy's being like, I think it's like, if he's doing something embarrassed, like, makoa will be, like, watching a genuine YouTube video on, like, the pythagorean theorem.

Not embarrassing, that is.

Yeah.

Flex yeah. Okay.

I think embarrassing is like getting another girl pregnant while they're dating. You like that you're saying?

Let me take my real quick.

Literally.

So embarrassed. Like, no, it's not embarrassing to me. You've been embarrassed by men. Like, don't.

You're like, okay, but that's, like, cute. That's something. That's like when I was telling you the text between me and Moses, I'm like, this is so cringe. Like, that's like it, like, embarrassing, but cute embarrassing. Like, not bad. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, there's some awful embarrassing things. Like, I feel like, not to come for the reactions, but, like, Chloe, it's like they. I feel so bad for her, you know what I mean? Because everyone just, like, dogged on her. I. Granted, I heard Tristan was also dating someone when he met her and was having baby. I don't know what the whole thing is, but, yeah, that would be awful. And not that it's Chloe's fault and it shouldn't be embarrassing for her, but it would be the worst thing is ever. Like, I'll just put in my perspective, like, if Moses, like, got another girl pregnant while we're married, that's so embarrassing. It'd be sting, all of that, but it'd be more just embarrassing cuz I'm like, he's the best guy ever. Like, loves me so much and then does that. Yeah, so fucking.

But I also, like, I'm so quick to blame a man. It's like, I think it's so much more embarrassing for him.

Agreed. No, no, I'm not feeling bad, but.

Like, I hate to, like, let a mandez make me feel stupid and look stupid.

Yeah.

And, well, my thing is, like, I have an issue with, like, going back to guys too. And so it's like, yeah, now I look so stupid because it's like, I gave you the chance, you know?

It's like if you start dating, like, matt rife again, you're gonna be like, girl, that'd be everything, though. I always think about that. I'm like, what if she just, like, one day just like, with him just like, hanging out?

I don't think he would be with it. I'm pretty sure he has, like, a restraining order against me and he, like, rightfully so.

I feel like. But I take people back. I especially, like, when you're familiar with them, you're just like, oh, well, I.

Used to be really bad about, like, not having clean breakups, like, and immediately breaking up and, like, going, no contact. Like, I'm better about that or just, like, immediately breaking up and being friends. I like, that's good. But I used to, like, date people for, like, a couple months still after, like, say we're broken up, but, like, keep them always.

Yeah.

Like, it just, like, that was always.

Me until I found I someone new. And then I was like, okay, yeah, that's the thing.

I have to have somebody new before I can stop.

Like, maybe it's a borderline thing with us.

I think so.

And it's. It's bad. And I'll be like, literally, like, he'll, like, tell me openly they're dating other people and I'm big. It's fine. I keep having sex with them. Like, this is so stupid.

Yeah, that's.

That is what happens.

That is, in fact, what exactly what happened.

Oh, I hate that for you because I know that. I know that feeling. That's literally me. And I don't know, for me, I was always like, well, maybe I'll get pregnant. Like, maybe I'll stay with. That was, like, so weird.

But, like, totally get it right today.

Like, Trisha was saying that, like, with everyone she's ever been with, she was, like, trying to get pregnant. And, like, isn't it crazy how her body, like, waited till this?

That's so lucky.

Isn't it crazy is like.

And you learn, like, you can do that, but it never, like, the guy doesn't stay anyway. So now you have, like, now you are permanently attached to him. My mom did that times in a room. My mom had three intentional kids in a row with three different Mendez. None of them, you know, my mom.

Married and divorced three different men named Richard. I was like, maybe try a different. Like, a different.

That's on a different. Amazing. She's consistent, but, like, right by the.

Second, Richard, I'd be like, dude, like, this might be the problem.

Not gonna work out.

Like, you know? And sure as shit, third one was the problem. Like, that's so crazy.

That's really interesting. I would love to date a guy with, like, a name I've already dated, though. Cuz it's like you don't worry about mixing them up.

Yeah, I think Sofia Vergara has a new husband.

Yeah, same initials. She got his initials tattooed. But her new new man has, like.

The same ones as Joe Magnolo or whatever. That guy also has him.

That's crazy.

Iconic.

I do too. I watch America's got talent all the time for her, I'm like, okay. She's kind of everything she is.

Every.

She's, like, beautiful.

In every way I've been. Oh, my God. I just saw this America's got Talent clip. I keep getting emotional. I've got to get off crying. Tick tock. I cry on TikTok, like, three times a day.

You're, like an emotional person. I didn't know that about you. Like, you cried, like, a day, and I was like. I didn't know you were, like, a crier. Like, in a cute way, in the.

Best way, I think it's, like, new.

Oh, it's newer.

Like, it's within the last year. I'm really in touch with my.

I feel like the happier you are, like, the happier.

I don't know, the happier you're, like, in your feminine. You know, like, takes care of things.

I used to be, like, so much, like, tougher, and then I would, like, build up and then have crazy crying breakdowns. But now I just, like, cry whenever.

But I saw this clip on America's.

Got Talent of this guy. He was a high school janitor his whole life, and then the students said he was a good singer. Did you see that?

Is it the journey one, the don't stop believing? Yeah. Made me cry, too.

It was.

Yeah, I got really emo.

It just. I can't stop thinking about it when I want to hang out with him.

So get him on the pud.

I know. I want. I'm thinking that since we can't get a damn celebrity, we should do, like.

Theo Vaughn style, where we just get, like, a mortician.

Yeah, that's cute.

We could just start doing that, like, and we know. So, like, imagine Sarah on the pod. Like, we know so many funny people.

For us to get canceled of all.

Time, but, like, should we just start having funny people from our life on?

I think I feel. Yeah.

Like, people love Paige and, like, people love when you just wait now that she's random, I think you, like, just other people.

Yeah.

I really do love you guys.

We could also start having pets. And I've been on this pet psychic kick. Like, I found the bot. Yeah. Like, why don't we bring Murph on the pod and a pet psychic?

Yeah, I would love that.

I'm setting that. But I'm afraid.

What if they tell me she's unhappy with me and she preferred her, like, previous owners?

You would never be the same.

Yeah.

Spend the rest of my life, like, trying to prove myself to her, or I would have to give her away.

Oh.

For her own, like.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Watch out. Right?

Oh, tw.

I love the side of TikTok you guys are on like, cat tick tock. Crying TikTok. I need to get on those sides.

What side of TikTok are you?

Uh, it's boring. It's Bridget tank. That's all I'm watching right now. But, like, no one likes Bridgeton.

But I haven't seen the new season and we. I was. I'm saving it for to be my boob job show.

Oh, that's what I did. I cuz it was out before my pregnancy, but I waited till after the pregnancy to watch because it's our pregnancy show. I never watched the first two seasons, so I didn't know.

Have you now?

Yes. Now we're going back and watch. Okay.

What are you on now?

Like, are you season two? We finished one, and so you're doing.

Season two and then you're gonna do season one? Season one, I think, is the best.

No, we started season one and now I season two, so I kind of.

Went, what is, like, Bridgerton's lore? Like, I'm just imagining, like, you know, all those british memes with, like, the teeth.

No, it's like, it's. It's. No, it's, like, very. It's hard to explain. They're basically, like, courting each other. Like, it's. It's the season, so you're supposed to be, like, finding a husband, and it's like, there's so much that goes into it and stuff. And they have, like, big, like, extravagant balls and stuff where they, like, they're courting each other. Like, the men are courting the women, but sometimes girls don't get courted and, like, then you have to go out again the next season.

Yeah, I wouldn't get corded and. No, you don't.

You would.

But, like, sometimes you get, like, it's a guy you don't want. He's from a family. You don't want money. Yeah, well, no, I'm trying to relate.

It to my laugh.

Like, you want them to be, like, of the highest.

Like, so they're gold digging.

Yes.

It's like you and Jake Paul, you came from, like, royalty from two sections, and then you, like, married together to create, like, a big family. You know what I mean? Yeah. And it's not for love. It's a love match if you're truly in love. But a lot of times it's the Jake and Tana where it's just like, it makes sense. Like, okay, you come from a Bougie family. Your bougie family. Like, you're gonna marry even if you don't love each other.

Yeah, a lot of it's transactional.

It's very bad.

I will watch Bridgerton and get back to you guys on that. When I. You put me onto the idol and it changed my life.

Okay. So this is like the idol for me because it's also super horny. I get, like, really horny.

Watching, like, season one is like, season one is crazy.

They're just constantly, like, eating them out all the time. Again on staircase in their family home. He's just like, but you get caught.

Like, as a woman doing that before you're married. Like, you're like, nobody want you anymore.

Any shows when I'm alone, though? Because then it's like, I just. I'm taking out the vibrator again. I'm like, oh, this whole thing.

Gotta watch it when you're with them.

Yeah, yeah.

I can't have sex. I can't sex for six weeks after your brain is. I was like, and I'm so worried. Cuz the third season is about a fat girl I, like, gets her love story. And I was like, oh, I love this so much. And the guy's so into her and I was like, I want to get fucked so bad. You know what I mean? And it's so hard. And they're like, in a carry. He's like, fingering her makes fingering hot. I was like, okay, just stick a finger in there.

Oh, my God.

Did you see somebody put a finger in?

Somebody asked her, like, what's it like to see your body type, like, represented on the screen? And she responded, like, literally, without even a question, she goes, yeah, we're really underrepresented. Like, the perfect tit community.

Yeah.

The girl who they were talking to.

Like, they basically were like, you know, like, you're big, so, like, trying to make it negative.

And she.

Yeah. Just being like, what do you feel about your bodies up there? And she wants really hard to have perfect boobs. Like, she said she's iconic. I love her.

And she's everything.

She's everywhere now. She's like, skims model. She's just like, I love that.

So you were saying that you saved watching Bridgerton out till after you were pregnant. And it, like, had me on this whole mental thought process right now of, like, did you have different cravings with Malibu versus Elvis?

Like, did you? So weird. When I was pregnant, I, like, don't have cravings. Like, it's so weird. Like, I would, like, not hungry when I'm pregnant because I was. Couldn't breathe so I just, like, wasn't hungry. I got hunger after pregnancy, so I didn't really have any. I wish I did, like, eating chalk or soap or, you know, people that eat, like, the weirdest shit when they're pregnant, but I didn't have any. In fact, if anything, I was, like, trying to eat healthier because I was just like, I feel so gross. You know what I mean? So I was 263 pounds when I gave birth. Now I'm, like, 223. I, like, lost, like, 40, but a lot of it's baby weight. But I was, like, humongous. And I, like, wasn't eating. And I was like, I don't. Like I was eating, but I just wasn't eating anything, like, shitty. You know, people, like, gorge themselves when they're pregnant. Like, I'm eating for two, but I was like the opposite.

I just know I'm gonna be like. I know I'm gonna be, like, full. Like, everything swelled.

Oh, I think I saw you. Maybe it was a comment where you talk about pregnancy face. Did you see that on TikTok? And you're like, is this real? And I like, people look, you did.

Not have that at all.

No, I'm like, I didn't know about it either, though. And I was like, wait, is this a real thing? I had a little bit of pregnancy nose. My first. A little. But some people are, like, a completely different person.

Favorite nose ever.

It's so mine nose. I look at your girls nose, it's cute. Yours, they both go up. You have, like, a little, like, tip.

Go, you have the cutest nose.

But I need a second nose job. I want one really bad.

You should have done it together and gotten downtime. Like, we could have been down together.

And that's my dream. I always wanted to get joint surgery.

Was so cute.

Like, it'd be so fun then you're missing now. Like, I've really dialed back my face tuning and faceapping and all of that.

But I noticed it because you posted birthday photos for re today. And I was like, I know you would never tune a photo that way. Now it's like old photos that you're posting face tunes. Like, years ago, I'm like, oh, bless her heart, it's.

Yeah, like, now I. But I still. I'll still, like, make my nose a little cuter. And I'm like, fuck, I should just go do it. But the thing is, I was spewing, like, a geyser when I had complications.

Blood coming out.

Yeah, they almost couldn't give me the nose job. Like, it was, like, bad. Like, they said that. Did they say look like a fountain?

Oh, my God.

And then they. Yeah.

Like, every girl in my elementary school, she shut her finger in the core or in the door, and they cut the tip of her finger off, and she was just spewing out at everybody, and we all got covered in blood. Rachel.

Oh, my God. That makes me so squeamish. That's wild, dude.

The other day, it was. I dropped a mason jar on my ankle, and it shattered on my ankle bone, first of all. And I was like, that's what?

Sony skinny.

It's like, you can look at it, like, now. Look how deep it is.

Did you go to the hospital?

I was spewing blood absolutely everywhere. And I was like. I was.

Yeah.

And it's on the bone, so it's like. You know what I mean? And I decided to go to Vegas instead of the hospital, which was, like, just the dumbest decision ever. And I was spewing blood all around Vegas through my socks all weekend. Like, someone hit it in the club. It was really bad. I had to, like, call hotel security and have them, like, help me, and, like, men came up, and they were, like, helping me stop spewing. It was, like, a whole thing. I went on Instagram Live.

I was like, yeah, why don't you.

Go to a hospital? I. Dude, I have, like, a serious, like, I will, like, die.

You don't like, really?

Yeah.

That. They will help you there.

Yeah, I know, but it's like, I imagine I had to stay there. Like, I'm just not mentally fit for it, you know?

I don't think they would make you stay there for that.

I know. I didn't want to go to the Vegas hospital either.

Send people home with, like, their arm.

Yeah, actually, I guess that's true, but.

Like, the wait time, it's like, oh, my God. Get it together. Like, I'll just. I. And, like, I'm just always like, there. There's got to be a DIY hack at home, you know? So I was pinching it together. Like, we have stitches at home.

Oh, my gosh.

I don't know.

I've never had to get stitches or anything like that, thank God. But I'm so squeamish and, like, blood. I don't know what I was thinking. Thinking I was gonna be a nurse.

But how are you gonna get.

Never been successful.

Your implants are getting through the nipple. Okay. So are they taking your nipple off? I don't know.

It's just the bottom. It's just the bottom and open, and then they squeeze them in.

I'm literally after this podcast, gonna, like, assault you. Like, I need one last squeeze of these boobs.

Oh, my God.

I love my boobs are my favorite body. But, like, I. When I was thinking about that yesterday, I was like, this is my, like, last day with my boobs that as I know them.

Yeah, it's kind of sad, but crazy.

But that's why you are still with me.

This is like the most talk. I was about to say the most toxic shit. But, like, with my nose job, I had to just go get it. Like, I couldn't, like, think about it.

Oh, did you. How. Oh, yeah. How far in between your consultation to the surgery did you guys have? Like, was it like your consultation the next day, got the surgery, like a.

Week and a half?

Yeah, well, my console was only like a month ago, but I've been thinking about this for, like, a long time, and we.

Good for you for doing your research.

Well, I had. I had to. And I'm like, oh, my God, it scares me. Like, because there was a point in time where I was gonna get a BBL and can you imagine me with BBL?

That would be why.

But that's why. And that's how much my mind has changed. Like, I could never imagine myself now with BBL. So. My God, I don't know. Want to change my mind. Yeah, but I've had big boobs before.

Yeah.

And so I, like, know what they look like and, like, you know, with my. I know I want them.

I just. With my nose job, I straight up Google nose job. Los Angeles. Went to the first option, did no research, didn't see one before and after photo from the doctor. Nothing.

Wait, what?

Isn't that fucking nuts?

Why?

I mean, I know I want a second one. Look at me. But, like. Like, isn't it?

No, but it could have gotten a lot worse.

Yeah, there's a botched ones.

Your nose.

Like, I literally just picked the first person and just went in and got it. Like, it was like that.

It's like, on your face. Well, anything I like.

But I was just like, 616. Seven. Like, I didn't know any better, you know, like, 17.

Really? Did your parents have to sign off for you? And they're like, okay, yeah, I don't think I would sign up for my daughter even if she didn't give a fuck about, like, wait, yeah, yes. Fix your face at seven because it could change. Your nose could change. And, like, you could change at 19.

Oh, but I needed to put a hammer on it. My side profile. My nose entered the room 16 minutes.

Wait, where was it?

Did not.

My nose entered the room 16 minutes.

What did you hate about it? What was it that you like?

It was just big. I got a big nose like that. This part, like, it didn't slope. It, like, went out.

I said, I love big noses. I think I like girls too.

It's. I feel like it's very Bridgerton or, like, very Bridget, like Michelangelo.

Unfortunately, my brain has been, like, kardashian ified when it comes to, like, I love a cutie little pointed nose.

I do have a cute nose too, but I don't know. Something about when you see a girl with a big nose too, because, like, so many people fix theirs. Like, the girl from dirty dancing was so cute, and then she fix hers. She looks like everyone else, and she's.

Pretty sure there are certain people who get nose jobs. And I'm like, oh, my God. You took away what, like, made you look.

Yeah, I feel that way about teeth. Like, people who change their teeth and, like, they had, like, very cute, like, specific teeth. Like, if Sabrina carpenter ever touches her teeth, I'm gonna die right there. She just loves you, and, like, they're just her teeth.

I remember when I was with Bella Thorne and I got veneer. She cried, and I, like, didn't understand why. And she was like, I just don't. They made, like, they were making you who you are, and she was so sad. And at the time, I was, like, rich. Like, now I look back, and that's, like, really sweet.

What did you not like about your teeth?

My front teeth are, like, overlapping. And I tried invisalign, but I just. Washing, getting hot cheetos in the trays.

That's, like, so sad. I feel like. I know. I mean, I get it. Look, I love veneers. I think they do look beautiful. And I would love them because mine are like baby chiclets, but no, it.

Makes me another one. Like, if you change your teeth, I'll cry.

Yeah, I would look.

I would look a little crazy, I'm sure, but I would love to. But also, I think you kind of saved me from doing it because you would always, like, lose your teeth. And I'm, like, so hard with my teeth, and I'm like, yeah, lose it.

So I tell everyone not to get them unless. But now I really. I've never seen any other surgery or procedure change. Like, I feel like veneers. What they were when I got them, like, four or five years ago. Like, we're completely different than, like, all the things they have now. Like, composite and, like, there's so many other, like, back then, it was kind of just, like, saw them off.

So are yours. Oh, right. So yours are pointed at them.

I think certain doctors should go to jail for letting people, like, our age even do that.

I.

When you have healthy teeth.

I wish anyone, like. But also at the time, like, everyone had them and was just like, do it. Like, it. No one told me anything, you know?

Yeah, they were just really expensive, too, so I was just like, maybe so expensive per tooth. I'm like, that's.

Yeah. I think the bottom line about everything is, like, get what you want to get if it. Yeah, you happy? And, like, if it comes from a crazy place of insecurity, obviously, like, you should work out those demons and stuff. Like, people. I feel sad for people who get addicted to surgery and shit, but do you regret fun? We live one life.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

When I did my arms, though, like, I. People would say that to me, like, oh, like, you're just. It's just gonna be the next thing. But I did that, and I was so happy. I was like, I never had.

Wait, what'd you get done?

I just did air sculpt. Like, the, like, laser light bulb.

Okay.

I did my arms and my back, and I was, like, so happy after that, I was like, I love my body.

I just remembered how fucking funny you were, like, with your faja.

My faja came to Hawaii. It was your birthday time, too. Last time I got it on your birthday also.

So you're gonna like. That just, like, made me happy. Like, you're gonna be, so I forgot how funny you're gonna be after the surgery till right now. I really hope you can come to Cabo.

I do, too, but I don't want to get your hopes up about it, cuz I don't want a hematoma.

Oh, yeah. Maybe we can put you on a boat. Did you have to go over water to go to Mexico?

No, just drive.

Go.

Undo undo command z.

Let me tell you something. I didn't know the answer.

Oh, my God, that makes me feel so much better.

What made me want to both.

I've been getting confused about things because I was just on a flight, and I was over the ocean, and I went to Cabo, and I was over the water the whole time. I think they did.

Yeah.

I think you do a cruise, actually, to Mexico. So I think you could go on a boat.

I used to drive to Mexico.

You could also do.

Yeah, you could do it when I lived in Tucson.

Oh, my God. I'll send someone to come get you. How long is it from LA to Cabo?

I think it might just be like a.

We celebrate like, I'm loving that. Because that means this year for your birthday, we can celebrate a week later and we live to see another.

We were gonna do that anyway.

Another season of the canceled.

No, what I'm just doing is now nobody's birthday is like. I'm like, okay, well, we can do whatever.

They on Thanksgiving.

No, sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't.

I hope it falls on Thanksgiving. That's iconic.

Sometimes it does, but six days away.

From things, I would make Thanksgiving all about me, too. I'd be like, you should have made.

My family doesn't do holidays like that, so I'm just like, but my grandpa and I have, like, our birthdays are a few days apart, so we do a joint birthday.

That's.

That's really you. What is it, November?

What you.

Mine's 2026.

What?

Can we talk shit of the title first? Cuz we always, like, think of the title and then we're like, okay, make sure we put that, like, at the end or something like that. Like Oscar Wilde. Come with the title and be like.

Okay, well, no fucking.

Yeah. So I think, okay, talk about Shane for like, ten minutes. Shane. And then you girls are always the hot topic, though.

That were a craziest thing I've ever.

No one does that. That's.

I really. I feel like that's always my videos. I think of a title and then, like, okay, how. What can I talk about?

No, I'll scheme a title out of, like, that's why we have some crazy clickbait sometimes, obviously, cuz I'll blame the title out of what happened. But that's so smart to, like, think of a title and then I love.

And your titles are always like, so out there. I'm like, oh, my God.

I give Oscar credit for that. Sometimes if they're too out there, I have to be like, I don't want to get in trouble.

You know what I mean?

Like, it's like, they're, like, a little crazy, but they're always good. Like, he's so good at titles and thumbnails, so I'm just like, but they are wild. Sometimes I go like, I like, I don't want to get in trouble, but could we?

Who could we? I don't exposes.

I don't know if I'm the good clickbait for this. He always knows the clickbait is. And I don't. Like, sometimes I'll never even hear some of the people we talk about. I'm like, wait, is this. Is this what's trending right now?

But that's how I feel right now with all this. Like, like, I feel like all the drama on TikTok right now. I just like, don't fucking.

I'm starting to age out of it. I feel like, cuz it's like, it almost seems like they're like the younger, like newer.

Yeah, I just. I miss a good, like, scandal on tic tac. Like, the try guys was everywhere for a minute when he cheat on his wife. Like, I love a big, like last year, obviously, the ukulele thing, you know, like, I just feel like a big scandal.

What happened today? Justin Timberlake got a DUI.

Oh, we were talking about.

Oh, yeah, he looked and crazy. I do a double one because it's like we.

I said that on the way. Here I go.

Are you guys even gonna have anything.

To talk about anymore? But I love it.

Like the ruiner.

No, no, but we could.

We could also done a double. What I always say, everyone asks for both of you guys together, but I'm like, I feel like your schedules are hard to corny, but like, why don't we. But I'll. Come on.

I'll do debut my tits on the podcast.

Please. I was like, come on. Yes.

I want to do a judge, Trish, where you sit on my lap in the chair the whole time. That would be really cute.

Yeah, I think that's keeping those chairs because the chairs are so big and you guys are so small, so just be really cute.

I love to be, like, dwarfed by an item. I want to get house of, like, enormous things.

Oversized furniture. Our whole house is oversized furniture.

No, it's my fate. I'm like, oh, my God, look, this huge fork.

Yeah, that's actually really smart to have a huge utensils.

That is so smart.

Like my big beauty blender.

Oh, my God, big.

And I just have to go like.

She takes it every.

Love that.

And it's so fun. It's like wet for like a week. Like, it's like, well, it's so funny.

It's amazing.

Have you ever put a beauty blender up your vagina?

No, but I might have to because I'm supposed to start my period tomorrow.

Yeah.

And I'm like, BB's about to be.

Has to change your tampon. She deserves so much compensation.

Okay, okay. I didn't know, I was like, I just got that movie new channel from here because you look like.

No, we spend every single waking second together. But poor thing is gonna be, well, she's already been getting the wrath from all my period. It's gonna personality and now my real period.

How are you on your period?

Well, I'm fine on it, but like, before evil to people, I just cry a lot before. Me too. Very emotional. Starving to death.

Have to eat everything.

Everything. So much indian food suck.

Periods do suck.

I just. Mine just started getting, like, really horrible recently. And I don't know what is going on, but, like, there will be, like two days out of the month where I'm, like, debilitated.

I just am such a bleed, like.

Weeks at a time.

I believe so much that it's like, actually so frustrating. Like, I. There's blood on my bathroom door right now. Like, the toilets so far from the door. How.

How did you splurge it? Like your nose?

Well, yeah, I remember there was like a. But there was a tour bus situation where there was, like, bloody walls at one point and we were like, no, wait, what happened? I don't know who it was. Was it actually don't think this one is you, Jordan.

Morona was just telling me this story about this time that we were. I was in Elton John's old house and, like, you would think you'd have your shit together. And apparently I, like, bled all over the floor and, like, the. The bedroom everywhere. We just.

What?

Like, I don't know, down my leg?

I don't.

I don't know. Because you, like, started your period, I guess. Yeah.

Damn, that's a lot of blood. If it came. Because usually a little bit at the beginning.

Yeah, same.

I'm never, like, woken up in, like.

I'm a blood leader. Like, I'm always like, oh, my God, like, CSI Miami in my. In my skims song.

That's your campaign for skims is like bloody underwear for Halloween, right?

Whoa, that underwear, is that an invention? Like, pre blood stain?

Blood stain, but, like, real blood, but, like.

Yeah, but like, red. Like diese so that, like, in the.

Spot where it would be.

So it's like what your grandparents think about ripped jeans? It's like, why the fuck would you.

I keep trying to think of drama to start and it's so true, like, no, we're not gonna, we're not gonna. I'm serious. I'm trying to change this week. I'm trying to shut up. But I was just thinking about, like, it just. It used to be so different. Like, like Dramageddon. We were talking about that today, like with James Charles and like Tati and shit. It would be like one big drama that like consumed the world for like.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like those big dramas.

I remember where I was when that fucking bi sister video dropped. I sat and watched it in the fucking elevator room at catch la over and over and over again. I was like, oh, he's over.

And then he dropped his. And then she was over.

Easily swayed, that all of a sudden I'm like, oh, God.

Like, it was crazy to watch. I missed out. We rewatched all of them and I was like, that's such a crazy thing that happened because it was. You were so on Team Tati in the first one. And then when James Charles came with the receipt, that's like, these people are like evil. What they did to him, it was crazy.

Do you know what I found out today? This is a repeat from her podcast. But I just have to express this to you right now. Do you know why buy sister started?

Why?

Because, you know. Yes. I just didn't remember.

It's cuz, cuz James Charles did sugar bear.

Yes, yes.

She had a hair gummy brand taught to you.

I'm sorry, that is the dumbest shit I've.

And at the time, everyone was like, how could. And I'm just thinking about the fact that if I had a hair gummy brand and you went to Coachella with sugar bear hair, I wouldn't give a fuck.

Yeah, well, cuz we sell out all the time. Like, that is so weird. Like it's, it's really strange to like, not want your friend to have something good because it's like, you know what I mean? Like, to not.

And like, you're 37.

Yeah.

Like looking back, like, I think that like, we need like, history went down wrong.

Yeah, he was like 80. They were friends when he was like 16. I think she met him when he was 16. Before covergirl. She said, so. He's like 16. So like, you kind of friends and then you think he owes you something because you helped him out at 16, which is kind of like, kind of loosely a definition of grooming is like, you know, like having this kid to be like, oh, you owe me something. You're loyal. And even in his first apology video back, he was like crying and apologizing to them. And I'm like, why are you apologizing? Like you literally. But he was so, like warped into thinking like he owed her and her husband, he's like, I apologize to her husband. I apologize. I'm like, you are overdebted to people.

That help you, but also, like, I would never be like, imagine I did, like, a wine deal, and you were like, I had dizzy.

Yeah, like, that's. That's just crazy.

And he called her multiple times to tell her apologize, and she ignored him and made the video. And then he called her again, and she ignored, and she made another video. So then when he made his video with all the receipts, she chose, like, they try to reach out to media and, like, whatever. And he's like, no, absolutely not. Like, I tried to. Like, they really did him dirty. She tried to say that he is wild. Like, that he would try to trick straight men into, like, making out with him. But, like, then it came out that the guy was, like, actually gay, and, like, it was, like, this whole thing. And I was like, she made this whole thing, and I was like, how dare he do this? And then it was just all her facts were wrong.

And, like, it's hard with stuff like that because even if, like, you do, like, come out with receipts or whatever, people are always just gonna remember that first thing.

Yeah.

Like, there's still always gonna be people who, like, don't even see the second part, and they just believe it forever.

Like, thinking about it now, like, hearing all of that now, it's like, you were his friend when you thought that he was making out with the straight guy.

Yeah.

You were only mad over the hair.

Yeah.

Now you're trying to take him down, which is, like, narcissistic and evil.

No, she had multiple accounts of him being, like, he was lewd. He was this. He was. It was so disgusting how he would, like, sexualize these people.

And you did it on my birthday.

That's what it's from. And it's like, he would say, cock and balls. I'm like, time in place. Like, she was so crazy. I was like, you are.

I did.

At my birthday.

We'll just never get drama like that again, I fear.

No, we were too.

Different time.

I feel like your drama, though, is so funny, like, when people do, like, pick out your drama. We talked recently about your bob gate, and I was like, I didn't know. I wasn't familiar with it, so I, like, did a deep dive into it. I was like, this is wild that this became, like, such drama.

I felt bad, but, like, here and see, sometimes you just want to tell a light hearted, funny story.

Yeah. I felt like it wasn't a so serious and it wasn't honestly, like, also.

Like, I read the DM's and like, I really genuinely do appreciate that she came online and maybe she had no ill will and like, she apologized and she handled it so classily and like, you know what I mean?

Well, what I was gonna say is I.

But she still sent you those DM's and like, no context. Those were crazy. Maybe it's a touch of the.

But there is something to be said about my, like, victim complex and like, feeling sometimes, like I. Everyone's like, meaning things worse than they are. But what I was gonna say is I loved the way that she handled it, like, internally cuz she just messaged me and she's like, you know that's not what I meant, right? And I was like, yes, like. And she was like, okay, thank you. And that was it. Like, whereas we had another situation on the same episode where someone was like, you are. I will literally get my lawyer involved.

Oh, my God, those people are so.

I would just. I appreciated Haley for just being like.

Okay, I think it. Dude, it is so funny. And these influencers like, are like, I'm gonna sue you. I'm gonna get my fucking lawyer involved. I'm like, dude, let's go, let's go. Like, like my lawyer. Well, lawyer, your lawyer. And like, I'm down.

Like, don't shoot.

Sorry. Okay, sorry. I only mean that when it's like you're telling the truth about a shitty influencer and then they, like, are, like, my lawyer. Yeah, and you know exactly I'm talking about. But I don't want you to have to walk.

But, like, nothing happens because the end of Jamageddon, just like, I love it. I'm. Again, was Tati's video, like one year later. Like, nobody was talking about anymore. But Tati makes, like, another video in 2020, and it's like, okay, my lawyers are telling me I can't say this and it's all gonna come out in court. And like, then I asked Oscar, I'm like, so what happened? He's like, nothing. Like, no paperwork was filed. Like, no one did lawsuits. Like, it just stopped after that.

I was like, he was probably still just saying that to try to save.

Well, then didn't she try to say.

Jeffrey or somebody like, made her do it?

I also just.

That was the video.

Like, I don't want to get, like, real life sued.

Me neither. Anyway, I can't afford it personally.

The Jeff and Dave. I mean, that's like, so sad. Like, that's like, real.

I mean, like it's just like when these people are like trying to know do a slander lawsuit when you're telling the truth. That's what I meant.

Yeah, people have definitely tried. It's like also really hard cuz you feel like proof losses you have to put there. So it's so hard. Also like you can talk about stories that are like out there or you can talk about your own stuff. And also like you didn't say people's name. There's just, even if you say people's name when it's true, it's like, it's so hard to sue people.

Yeah, we said we told a story the other day about something that was literally what I thought was common knowledge. And then we got death threats the next morning.

I heard about that.

So wild.

No, that's why like if it's like a public story like that's crazy. I had someone try to sue me because I commented on a public story that was out there. I didn't know this person at all, like, and I just come down a story that was so popular and then she tried to sue me and I.

Was like, wait, will you say I don't believe it?

Yeah, bleep a bleep it for sure.

Yeah, believe that.

She tried to sue me in Boston and California and I was like didn't even know who she was. And I talked about like I just commented on the story about her like, you know and I was like, oh, this is like some fucked up shit. I'm gonna sue you and I do it. And that's wilderness dropped like so like.

Cash grab for sure. Yeah, wanted your, I think.

Oh for sure. She was like trying and I didn't, I didn't have a lawyer in Boston so I was like trying to like settle out or she was, oh, and I didn't get like letters in the mail so it was getting to the point where it's like I was gonna owe money cuz I just wasn't showing up and I was like, well, damn. So then I got a lawyer, boss. I was like, what the fuck is this? I thought it was like fake.

Having to get a lawyer in Boston is crazy. That's a flex though. Now you can like my Boston, my boy, my Boston.

It was crazy, my boy. People are annoying when they're like that. I mean, whatever. And yeah, I've been on the situations where I'm like, oh, I could sue people for sure but then I'm like, I don't know, like who? Like, I don't know. It's also hard.

People sue people unless it's real fucked up shit. If it's a real fucked up shit or real business shit, yes. But when people are like. Like, imagine, like, I sued Nick Vile. Yeah, like that. It's like, what? Like, weird. Yeah, like, wait, back to Jeffrey, though. So then what happened that she had.

Like, Jeffrey in her ear and he was, like, feeding all this information about James. And then Tati felt pressured to make the video.

It was Jeffree and Shane. She said, oh, and then she came out. So 2020. She's like, james was gonna be here to make the video with me, but he thought I should do this myself or something. She goes, she basically blamed Shane and Jeffrey for feeding her license, that there was a bunch of victims of James Charles that were gonna. About to come out and that Tati should be the first one to make the video so that the other victims can come forward. And then no one came forward. And then Tati's like, what the fuck? Like, whatever. That's what she.

I would have gotten looped into, though.

But really, because, like, I think about it, right? I'm not even 38 yet, that's all. She wasn't showing the video. And I was like, I couldn't imagine, right? Like, you two telling me something. Like, just, you make this video about something, like. About, like, a friend. Like James Charles, she said was her best friend, right? So, like, you guys come to me and you, like, we just heard some shit about, oh, I have no friends, Oscar, like Moses or something. And I'm like, oh, I better make this video before.

You're right.

And she said her excuse was like, I was trying to. To protect James. So I made the video and I was like, what the hell? It was.

So you were just mad that he ate that little blue bear in the desert bitch.

Like, that's under backpack on.

It was.

It was actually wild. Like, no, watching those videos are. We watched all of them in their entirety. It was actually crazy. I was so not.

I feel like it's, like, gonna be like a relic in. In ten years that. Oh, sure. Like, you're gonna be able to show Malibu.

Yeah, there's a. Each Hollywood story on it.

No way. That's funny.

I was on it. They interviewed me. I had nothing to do with it.

Oh, fuck. Bridgerton. I'm going on a deep dive of that time of, like, YouTube.

Yeah, this is so.

That's so funny, Trisha. What? Because I know you just got the E. True Hollywood story call and it was like, e. And you were like, I'm down.

Oh, yeah. And I was, like, not a part of the beat. And the questions they would ask me were so random, and I knew nothing about this at all.

I love it, though, but I don't know why this made me think of it. But have you seen the turpentine house of horrors?

You love the Turpin house.

I can't stop showing it, but it's like, it's a 2020 special. But it was about this family where.

You do really not like, I'm laughing at how much you love.

So fascinating. So basically, it was like, this family, they had 15 kids, and at the time, like, basically they were locked in the house.

Yeah.

I never came out of the house.

Yeah.

One day, like, one of the girls, she was, like, an 18 at the time, or 19, got out. She didn't know what a sidewalk is. And she was like, my I siblings are tied up or whatever.

Her body cam footage, like, I have full goosebumps. It will never. Yeah.

And all her siblings had been locked in that house for all those years, and they were in a trek home. So they had, like, houses on each side, like, in a neighborhood, a nice neighborhood in, like, Tustin, California.

Oh, like Orange county. Yeah.

And the neighbors just didn't know what was going on. They were, like, a wealthy family, and they were just. The kids were not allowed to stand up during the day, so they couldn't be seen in the windows. It was, like, so crazy and horrible. But.

And she was a little belieber. She saw, and that made her want to break out and like.

Yeah, that's iconic. Yeah.

But what I'm saying is, because she is, like, a TikToker now. And like, oh, she just. She's obsessed with TikTok. She's like. She's, like a pop culture girly. Like, she just, like, loves to do, like, dances and stuff. And I'm like, you should have her on just Trish because she would come on and she is so you guys.

Should have her on here. That's very. Because that's what I'm saying.

She has followed me. Jordan Turpin.

I was doing stuff like that, like, interviewing, like, just interesting people with interesting.

Stories, especially, like, you're interested in it, right? Like, you want to know?

I made so many people watch it because it was. It was horrible, but it was like, I just couldn't believe, you know what.

Made me think of that family channel that was just.

Yeah.

Did you see which one? There's a couple. There's a Stauffer within you.

You tarizon.

And they, they would, they would family vlog and then the kids were locked in the room and they just broke out and it was same thing. Nice track homes, nice houses.

No, it was. It was a $5 million beautiful house in the middle of the button.

They made like a dungeon room to.

Lock them in and they wouldn't be that. Who was that?

And the kids had like duct tape like they're to their own.

Yeah, they would like starve them if they got in trouble and stuff.

No, that when they would do like.

It, if they got a cut or something, they put like Cayenne and like lemon on it.

Oh my God.

What was it? That's right.

Yeah.

And you know what was really fucking crazy? First of all, fuck them. It's so wild too because if you go back and watch the vlogs now, there's so many signs of abuse. Like the kid being like, she took away my room, like type shit, you know? Yeah, um, but she was journaling the entire time and she incriminated herself. Yeah, but it, it seemed like almost like a schizophrenic like or some type of. Because she's like he has the devil in him, I have to punish him. Like it was wild.

Yeah, she definitely thought he was like this evil being in her house and she had to like beat it out of him or something which is like so scary and it's like psychosis or something. Like that's like really wild.

That's so wild.

Like God.

Yeah, cuz she seemed so normal on lot like relatively and people followed it.

Like it was just, I don't know, just strange. I'm happy they're removed from the situation.

Yeah, it's good the kids are getting out. Like it's kind of wild.

Like the turpins that we were talking about though, they all went to different foster homes and then some of them still abused in the new foster homes.

Like oh my God, how awful that makes Adam. It's like disgusting.

I'm such a religious person in certain but then you hear things like that and it's so sad and hard to.

Like wine all the God people are.

Gonna come for me now.

I'm like, but what is the answer to that? Cuz I'm the same, I'm in the same boat as you was like why would he allow that? Like, yeah, yeah, I don't know. I feel the same way.

It's hard cuz like religion truly is just like blind faith because the second you start trying to reason with logic.

Yeah, you know, but then you have little things of miracles happen, right? You know, you see it, and you're like, oh, okay, God. Like, is real. Like, you know, when my daughter fell, she, like, had this, like, bloody nose early on. Like, and I was like, oh, my God, it's gonna, like, ruin her face. And, like, literally, I, like, prayed, like, the next morning, she's totally fine. Like, had her passy. The nose was like. It was, like, her lip was really swollen, and then it was, like, totally fine and totally, like, whatever. So I feel like sometimes there's, like, miracles that happen, and you're just like, oh, my God. Like. Like, I don't know.

Yeah.

Or divine intervention said, or fate. Or, like, then you're like. But, yeah, I get. I don't know.

I'm starting to, like, believe in more, like, universal stuff and, like, the stars and, like, the universe and stuff like that. Like, more than I ever have in my life. And my pets are like, what if you. What would you do if you came over one day and I had, like, a reiki garden and, like, crystals?

Like, you better admit me, it's another phase. Probably much more healthy than some of the phases I've seen you.

That's true. Like, the emo boots were, like, my Reiki garden at the time.

Whatever those at a co boots are that you still wear to this day are the problem.

My attica boots are fashion. What are they?

I don't even know.

That is, I wear these boots a lot, and Brooke is really, really cruel off camera about them. She's literally telling me, don't say that.

They try to cancel brick.

Don't say that.

First, the Jordan rule.

Just about my boots, I don't take.

I just think you're better than the boots.

That's nice. It's coming from a place of.

I think you're above those boots.

I love the fucking boots. I can't find a photo of the boots. They are.

It's like, it's.

You're the.

About the boot that, like, they're. They're just.

They're an acquired take down. That doesn't. Wait, wait.

Don't you have them? Aren't these not the same boots you have?

They, like, have a skirt on them.

Oh, they're kind of like you. Bouncy, a little bit warmer. Yeah. Okay. They're not bad, but I have also really bad fashion taste, so I don't know.

Well, I don't. I'm not, like, a fashion girly at all. You are like, but, well, I have, like, very base model like, I only have, like, I only wear the same outfit in different colors because that's the difference.

Like, I love weird silhouettes and, like, things that are necessarily, like, flattering and what. That's where we won't see eye to eye. Because I love, like, a weird. Like, a weird ass boot.

Like, I'm very young.

Like, I'm like a cartoon dresser. Because I just, like, I only. I will only buy, like, something if I know that it has a drawer with, like, twelve other things alike, but.

That it's good because then you will always be able to look back on your life and you've had a more universal style. Like, I definitely will always have things I look back on. I'm like, what the fuck? But at the time, I thought they were cool.

You know?

What I struggled with and I still kind of do is, like, not knowing, like, what looks good on my particular body. Like, the amount of years I spent in high waisted jeans. I have a torso this long.

I'm bad about that.

Yeah, I'm saying, like, do you know.

What'S been pissing me the fuck off lately?

What?

So you remember obviously, that I dressed as a dollar bill.

Of course I.

Right, I walked. Can you be amazed? Tana mongeau dollar bill.

Well, it's gonna come up with you. When you bet a dollar bill and you went to.

That's true. But I dressed as a dollar bill, right. With this money clip at the MTV movie awards. And it was in my, like, dressing for crazy attention. Worst dressed era.

Love that.

Like, whatever. And it was crazy. But I got bullied so hard to the point that I almost, like, was like, okay, I'll give up. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that was one of my last ones.

What did they say? What was the bully?

Well, you need a seat and then you'll be like, okay, you looked amazing.

But it was like you had to stand with your legs far apart. Right.

You know, it was. It was a bit. It was a bit aggressive. Okay. But the other day, Kim Petras, they only make this one dress. What? Kim Petras wore the same dress for this, like, Mac campaign. Like, the same exact one I wore. She definitely had to, like, get it from the same designer. And everyone was like, slay dollar girl. And, like, nobody gave me that. And now I keep getting tagged in it and they're like, look, tana, like, you did eat. And I'm like, where was this when I needed it?

I thought you ate at the time. I remember seeing it and being like, oh, my God, I probably saw it.

Yeah.

There's no way that that's what you thought I did.

I like, really?

You hate the hat? A couple boots.

I hate them now because I feel like they don't sue you.

This was me. And.

Yeah, the legs are kind of everything. That's so funny.

And now look at this though.

I don't remember that. I remember so much, but dollar, that's kind of everything. What was your inspo. Why did you were you like? I love it.

I know, literally, it was just the most asinine, like that's probably worn, I.

Don'T know, the week.

Same thing I could wear. But now I'm trying to find Kim Petras to show you, like, she just did.

It's in the group chat.

Oh, yeah, she definitely slayed it. But you did too.

Legs were also far apart.

Yeah, maybe, but it's kind of wild, huh? Yeah, I don't know. Whatever. Trisha, I just really do want to tell you this was like the best day ever and I just like appreciate you for always writing for us and coming on the cancel.

I literally wait for you to say like, I want a podcast, but I would literally do it every week with both of you.

Oh my God.

That's why I dm'd you. I was like, cuz I never want to just be like only dming you when you like, when I come on the podcast. But I was genuinely excited about your boobs.

I was like, okay, I would love to.

You're my favorite person on planet Earth. And today was just so special. She got me the cutest birthday gift I saw.

It is so, so cute.

And like, it was so weird. Yesterday I was talking to about wanting one of those bags. So it's just like, you know me so well. You're just like the sweetest. I'm so happy. Everything is, baby. Elvis family is great.

Like, yeah. You have to meet. I know you're a rush day. I was like, oh, I really wanted you to meet.

Oh, I would have.

I just know I haven't met Malibu re.

Really? Oh, yeah. She'll come back. She does. She only does one nap now, so she'll come down next time.

Why I never want to ask because I know you don't say no to people or like you don't like to say no.

I said no. Right, right.

Like I didn't want to. You want to say no and then say yes anyway. No.

You're so different. You're so different.

I mean, it's so funny. I felt that today though, like at the end, I was like, so. But I didn't want to be.

I just felt like you had to go, baby.

Ellis was in you like a week ago.

You know what I mean?

Like, I'm not gonna.

No, but she was.

Yeah, I'm like, vaping. It's like. No, like, let's.

Wait, wait, how big was she?

She was ten pounds. Well, she was nine pounds. Eight, seven. Oh, my God. She's a big baby. So when she came out, I. Woo. You know, it felt relief. It was so great.

So I'm just so, so, so, so happy for you. And I love you more than anyone in the world.

I'm happy for you girls. Congrats on the finish of your tour. I can't wait to be. We talked about that. I'm gonna come to one. I want to come to like, all.

Of them, you know, the October.

Whoever gets Trisha at their show, it's.

Gonna be the best.

I'm gonna go to the Albuquerque or something, some random one.

We should just surprise, fuck out of a crowd and it's gonna be so fun. And yeah, I love that we're both in guest droughts right now because that it's. It's us, it's Paige, it's Trish. Or like, the hair. Our hair girl. Or like, someone random, like, I done, we're done.

I will get back on it. I think. I think there is a drought right now for sure.

I think it'll come back to us.

Yeah, maybe you'll get Glenn Powell soon.

Yeah, I'll be working on that. Especially after all we've been talking about him.

He's making the rounds.

We love you, Trisha Paytas. Everyone go listen to just Trish, even though you already do. And we love you.

Thank you very much.