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there's a bunch of them, I think I would just charge them and start swinging. I think they're just dogs. I'd start swinging away at them.

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Do you think you can fight a pack of coyotes?

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I think I could, actually.

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Amanda just saved a dog's life from two coyotes. Is that true? Three days ago. No. A little dog was running down the street.

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I thought they were blackmailing the dog. She intervened and called the authorities. She called elder abuse. The coyotes were engaged in an online scam. They were calling a little dog and saying, You need to help your cousin. In Argentina. Roof, roof, roof. Yes. Just send a check.

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The coyotes talk, but the dog doesn't talk.

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The little dog doesn't talk in this reality, and the coyotes can talk. The coyotes can talk. The thing's like, Just send a check to... I love the idea of the coyotes. They're just calling. It's this shitty scam they're working. It's good. It's a good bit.

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Is it a good bit?

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I think it's a pretty good bit.

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You're so pleased with you. I want to actually hear how she saved it.

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She just chased them down and got them away from the dog.

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Oh, they were starting to circle.

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Yeah, but she went into like... Talk about Amazon warrior woman. She just went ballistic and screamed and ran down the street flailing her arms. My daughter started freaking out. It was crazy.

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Whose dog was it?

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We don't know. It's just some neighborhood,.

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Now, so they were full on attacking the dog. You know what they do, coyotes? They have one coyote that lures a dog.

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Yeah, I don't think they did. They hadn't hadn't attacked it physically yet. They were circling it.

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Yeah. I've always heard that there's a coyote that comes out and maybe puts on a wig and some lipstick. It's just like, Hey, big boy. Those are some pretty broad shoulders and a fluffy tail. The dog is like, Come with me. Then they lead you into the woods and the dog is like, Are you sure there's a bar here? I don't know. Sure. Just keep heading this way, big boy. Then suddenly Only you realize there's 30 coyotes surrounding you. Well, maybe not.

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Is it a honey trap or music by Jimmy Vivino. Take it away, Jimmy. Our supervising producer is Erin Blair, and our associate talent producer is Jennifer Samples. Engineering by Eduardo Perez. Additional production support by Mars Melnik. Talent Booking by Paula Davis, Gina Batista, and Brit Kohn. You can rate and review this show on Apple Podcasts, and you might find your review read on a future episode. Got a question for Konan? Call the Team Coco Hotline at 669-587-2847 and leave a message. It, too, could be featured on a future episode. And if you haven't already, please subscribe to Konan O'Brien Friend wherever fine podcasts are downloaded. This has been a Team Coco production in Association with EarWolf.

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music by Jimmy Vivino. Take it away, Jimmy. Our supervising producer is Erin Blair, and our associate talent producer is Jennifer Samples. Engineering by Eduardo Perez. Additional production support by Mars Melnik. Talent Booking by Paula Davis, Gina Batista, and Brit Kohn. You can rate and review this show on Apple Podcasts, and you might find your review read on a future episode. Got a question for Konan? Call the Team Coco Hotline at 669-587-2847 and leave a message. It, too, could be featured on a future episode. And if you haven't already, please subscribe to Konan O'Brien Friend wherever fine podcasts are downloaded. This has been a Team Coco production in Association with EarWolf.