Sometimes I say I'm going to talk about something exciting, and it's just not. I've pretty much lied to our listeners, but I think this is exciting. Recently, we celebrated our five-year anniversary of doing the podcast by releasing a vinyl album. It's so cool. It has really cool artwork, and it was fun to make. It's called Conor O'Brien Needs A Friend, Quinqueniel Celebration Vinyl. The reason I'm bringing this up is we released it not that long ago, and it immediately sold out. We've decided to make a second pressing. It's a limited edition vinyl album, and it's, of course, presented, curated by myself, Sona and Matt, in celebration of our podcast's fifth anniversary.We curated it. Yeah. This one, the vinyl, is orange. This is a limited edition orange. Let's just say you… I'm going to flash forward like 15, 20 years, maybe 50 years. The listener right now has one of these and goes in and says, Hey, I've got this. Conor Bryant needs a friend. Fifth Celebration vinyl, and the old guy, maybe it's one of those shows like Antique Roadshow or whatever, Pawn Stars. They say, Oh, yeah, that album, yeah, that was quite a podcast back in the day.

One of the big ones. I was like, Yeah, so Anyway, I got that. I am guessing you just got the old regular vinyl, black vinyl. Well, actually, no, sir. My grandfather bought this because he was a Conan fan. I've since listened. I don't get it. But anyway, it's this, and he pulls out, and the guy's going to go, It's orange.

You got an orange one? You got an orange quinquennial? Then going to start shouting, alarms will go off. We got an orange quinquennial, a Konin orange quinquennial.

He's going to say, Do you have any idea what this is worth? Well, actually, I really don't. It's not important to me. I don't value material things.

$500 million.

No way. Yes. In this scenario, in my mind, it's $500 million. But of course, this is about 80 years in the future, where that's a month's rent.

I see. Also, this is the largest printing we've done, and it's the second. So the first printing was less.

Yeah, you were sitting on the black one, but the black one is more valuable because there was only a limited quantity. This one's a special color.

Let me try it again.

You probably got that crappy orange one.

No, no, no. No? That's too far?

Don't shoot on the orange because that's the one we're trying it.

Okay, how about this? How about this? Well, if you got the orange one, that's going to be worth a lot. Yeah. Okay, good.

But if you got the initial back pressing, well, that'd be worth even more. Is that right?

Yeah. But also in this scenario, originally, you said, Oh, 15 years in the future. I'm adding more time.

Then you changed it to 80. No, I want it to be 80. I want it to be more like 100. Is it like post-apocalyptic? Yeah.

He's going to go, Oh, here come the Robotrons. Let's get out of here. Let's put on your Exo suit and go. Humans detected, humans detected.

Is that an orange? Conan O'Brien vinyl?

Or the slightly more precious black. I will return this to the head of the Robotrons. A long time collector of vinyl.

So, yeah, it's the future.

Well, we have a little treat here today, though, just a taste.

This is a taste because, boy, you must be thirst for some cone and stupidity right now. This is a taste of Because we don't play the vinyl because then you could record it yourself and you wouldn't need us and we couldn't exploit you. Here's a taste of an old-timey ad we recorded exclusively for the vinyl, never heard before by non vinyl owners.

You can get your vinyl at podswag. Com/conan.

Yeah, podswag. Com/conin.

Give a listen. Hey.

All righty.

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