If people found out you're in jail, what would be the most reasonable reason for you to be there?

Evading taxes. Oh. Yeah, I don't believe in taxes. You don't believe in taxes? You don't believe they exist in general? I've seen them. I think taxes make sense sometimes. Okay, we might have to cut that part. And audit. If there's one thing I know about white people is we'll come for that money. Oh, I know. Trust me. I know.