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Which drunk person can't smile first? This week we have Tara yummy and Jared Bayly.

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Look into each other's eyes.

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See if you can't smile. Wait, he might fall in love with me.

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Okay. Can we leave the conceited at the door?Thank you.You're a bridge troll at best. A bridge troll? At best.

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You guys ready to look each other? But you can't... I know. No, not you. Jared can't smile now.

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She's talking to the person that has a smiling problem.

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Yeah. Fetish. Yeah, it's your best picture. It's your million dollar smile, remember? Oh, thank you. See, I told you I might fall in love with this. That was so sweet.

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You can't make them. You're leading them on right now.

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She's like a siren at sea right now. She's singing me a song. You fit the bill of a siren.

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Oh my God, thank you. Not a compliment.

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If you had a tail, I could see you luring me into the sea to kill me. Oh my God, thank you.

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Are you talking about Wakanda?

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Nobody say a word. Nobody say a word. Yes.

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Keep going.