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If you just murdered someone, who would be the first person you would call? Who would be the least likely person you would call?

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I would probably call you first.

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I was already there.

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He's dead.

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Yeah, he's the one you murdered. Honestly, maybe.

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You would call me. Is that because you know I wouldn't turn you in? I would help you hide the body. What's going on?

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You're the most methodical and most level-headed on a borderline psychopathic level. I love murderer vibes, though. Exactly. I feel like if anyone were to help me get out of it, it would be you.

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It is a situation where if you get caught, you're going to go to jail or death row type of thing. Who would you, the least...

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Who would? Really? Me? Just going off of this room, maybe Alyssa. Hold on. Alyssa, that's you. That's just because...

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It's just the last of the favorites.

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That's something that's okay when a woman beat the fuck out of him right now, I would just start looking at that. No offense. Not that I think you deserve it. No, I get it. Just anatomically.

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You're an Amber Herd girly. I get it. Okay.