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How would you kill both of us?

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Well, I can't tell you. Why not?

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Unless you plan to.

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That seems a little sus. That seems like she thought about it.

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I don't know. Probably at night. Maybe something with fire.

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What are you going to burn us out alive? What the fuck, Alyssa?

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Do you hate us that much? You just asked a question.

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Obviously, I'd make it out of the fire and seek vengeance, and Jared would die because he probably wouldn't know how to get out of bed. He could be so scared of the flames.

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Jared's a really heavy sleeper.

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Oh, yeah. He would just burn. I would be out. That would be such an easy goal.

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Wake up three shades darker be canceled. You know?