Who you've been kissing? Oh my gosh. What? What's her name? Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.

You've been sucking on her toes. What are you talking about? You have red glitter on your lips.

Do I? Yes. Oh, you do. I don't know why.

Oh my God, you totally do.

There's no place like home, Jared. Get it off. Don't smack them together too fast. You'll go somewhere.

Jared, wipe it. Okay, God.

Who have you been kissing? No one. Who's red glitter?

Skyler comes downstairs, and he just got a mouth of red glitter. We're just like, What's up? He's like, Nothing, dude.