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When they spray their cologne on your pillow so you can smell them later.

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I do that if a girl leaves and they want to use a hoodie, I'll spray it on there.

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So fuck boy behavior.

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Wait, why?

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It just is. You offered me a sweatshirt.

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Okay, Jacob. Um, no, but I'm thinking that one took a second to me, too.

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My sweatshirt.

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But if. Hey, take a breath. You're gonna bust your teeth on the mic. All right, let's take a second. The worst joke I've ever said on this podcast.

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It gives me pulled up and registered by a lordy, and it was like Jacob from twilight. I don't get it. Jacob Sartorius has a song called Sweatshirt.