New Jersey is like the morning makeup of the United States. It's like you didn't take it off the night before. It looks a little put together, but it's a little run down.

I didn't realize that. I thought I was going into Jersey Shore. I thought I was coming into the situation. I thought that's what we're going into. And I was not that. And I was like, oh, I've been lied to this whole time by MTV.