Do you have a pickup line that might make me love you?

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

I see it as we're so primal. We're just putting our food holes together.

When you really think about it, it's a little strange.

But I wouldn't mind tongue wrestling later, if you don't mind. I used to watch Wwe as a kid. It takes me back. Not a big deal.

Great pickup line. How are we doing so far?

What the fuck? That was great.