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If you were to slide into my DM's, what would you say? Sweet. Number six, I know you're brought out of the crowd. I know you're up here, and people are. It's intimidating. Listen, you be you, and we'll be here for you. Let's hear it, number six.

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Okay. Um, she's just.

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Like, big old sloppy blow. Probably.

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Just start out with, hey, how are you doing?

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Not good.

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That's what I usually do on dating apps. I just do a, hey, smiley face.

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That works. It usually works. If I see that smiley face, I'm like, I'd love to talk to a woman who's happy. So you nailed it? Kinda. Besides that, it was drier than any woman Jared's been with. Jared.