They tie their shoes for you.

That's cute.

Yeah. Do you know how to tie shoes?

Actually, yes.

Why was that so surprising?

Because he's an idiot. Of course, I know how to tie my shoes.

No, that's why I asked you. I'm here to help you, okay?

I think it's nice when someone bends on their knees and ties my shoes for me.

It's essentially the same as kissing your feet, kissing the ground.

You walk on. Yeah, I like it. I like a guy on his knees.

That's princess. Then you guys are the same height, so you can kiss easier?

No, because it feels like they worship me.