Jared. How was your first day? Jared, you never kept me in cajoots. You little freak. I knew we were recording the podcast today.

Wait, I'm so excited.

Okay, go. I texted you. I was like, I'm very nervous. Tara is the best hype man. She's just like, You're hot. There's no reason she wouldn't want you. Go in with that mindset.

It's the Tara Yemi mindset.

That really helped.

In the morning before he got ready for the day, I said, Thinking of you, tonight will be awesome. You're so cool and hot and sweet. It'll be sick. You got this.

Isn't that the did you guys kiss goodbye?

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm so excited.

Did you kiss her?

No. All right, thanks. Here's a side hug.