Tell them what you did last night.I didn't do anything.Exactly. Every time we go to the bar, we tell you-Oh, wait.

Can I say what happened?Oh.

My gosh.

Something happened?Me and Alyssa are walking around this bar, and this guy, he was cute, in my opinion. He had really cool style. He comes up from behind Alyssa, sneaks up on her and goes, Girl, I love your silhouette.

That's hot. That's a unique compliment. I've never heard that before.

He was like, Are you with anyone? Alyssa didn't want to deal with it. She's like, Yeah. He's like, I respect that, and walked away. I said, That's a really nice way of saying he likes your ass. In more blunt words, yes. He was cool. I liked his style. You were not feeling it. He went straight up in my ear. He did.

It's a wild bar. You experienced a poem in real life. He came from the back.

Yeah, he took her by surprise. Good.

I was like, Hello? I've watched a lot of videos where it starts like that, and they always end up both pretty happy. Okay?