Pretend Fahim over here is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.

Hi. I heard you were bullied. No.

I was definitely the bully-er. Oh. Yeah.

That's hot. That's stupid. What would you do to him?

I'd beat the hell out of him.

Freaking nerd. What part of his body?

His lower back.

Oh, does he have back problems now?

Totally. He gets to see a chiropractor every month.

That's so hot.

Every month. I'll bully you. Yeah? Yeah, I'll break your back.

Wow.

How?

Listen, the smile, you got to tone down the smile.

I can't, dude. Yeah, you smiling. Do you like me? I don't like that. No. It seems like you're into me. You're freaking ugly, dude. Oh, my God. Tell me how ugly I am.

He's got a resting smile. If you're near another primate, they think he's being aggressive.

I can't go to the LA Zoo because I just get the gorillas riled up. Really? Yeah, yeah.