Contestant number one, what's the worst date.

You've been on? The night ended in a threesome. I'm just going to say that. What? So I go on a date with this girl. We have drinks, we have fun. I consider it a date. I go home because I was a little tired. I want to take a nap on the couch. I put a bunch of blankets over me so there's no sunlight would get in. I wake up to just like this heaviness on my chest. I'm like, What is going on? Am I having a heart attack right now? I don't know. And then I hear a moan. And it turns out that my roommate was having sex with the same girl I had drinks with earlier that day on top of me. Wait, your.

Roommate was having sex?

They're having sex on top of me while I was under sheets on the couch in our.

Front room.

What? Swearsies. I roll them off, butt-naked, people go flying. And my roommate has audacity to say, Dude, why are you cock-blocking me?

Oh, my God. Okay.