Something you can say at a pet store, but not in a nursing home.

Oh, I want to pet the black one.

You can't say that in a nursing home. I think we're going to have to put this one down.

No, sometimes you got to say that in the nursing home. I want to throw that one in a cage and watch it or whatever.

Something you can say to your cat, but not in the woman's locker room.

That's a hairy puppy.

No, I'm going to skip this one. I'm going to skip this one out.

Something but not in bed.

I guess the grass wasn't cut this week.

That's essentially the same joke as the other one that I made.

Something you can say during your driver's test and while losing your virginity.

Am I moving the stick the right way? Oh.