What was the most embarrassing dating moment you've ever had, contestant number one?

I was out on a date with a lovely lady, and she said, Oh, we can go back to my house. She's like, I still live with my parents. She was 23. It wasn't weird. She's like, I still live with my parents. I was like, That's fine. I'm great with parents. I swear I walked in, and it was my doctor who gives me my physicals. What? He has seen and touched my genitalia. We are about to go to her bedroom, and I say, Hey, Doc, I think she's about to be part of the family's going to also touch... Needless to say, I did not go on another date with her, and I had to find a new doctor.

That is my.