Were you puking in the Uber everywhere?

No, it got nowhere. Basically, there's three of us in the Uber. Someone leaves, and me and my best friend, Chloe, are sitting there. As this person leaves, I was emptying out my purse because I knew it was coming, and I just start putting my stuff in her bag, and I go, Hi.

I open my bag and just go, blah.

I puked all over it. The Uber driver didn't seem to care at all because I wasn't making a mess.

It was all water. It was all alcohol anyways. Sorry.

Then when I got home, I just threw the purse away.

I thought you were going to say you drink it back. You spend a lot of money on the liquor.

No, I actually just got shooters for the.