Contestant number three, if you were to slide into my DM's, what would you say?

So I would probably open by asking you if you've been on Yelp lately. Because, fun fact, they actually recently rated me the best place in LA to eat out. You should really try it sometime.

I'm not normally a cat person, but I'll make an exception. Thank you so much for describing your vagina in such a way that would make me want to taste it.