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I would suck my own dick if I could.

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I don't think it would.

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We've all tried it. We've all tried it. If I could say, Yeah, I could suck my own dick, I'd feel cooler.

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Than you guys. Do you swallow or spit your own? I don't know. Do you.

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Think you'd be able to get yourself off? I wouldn't do that. Because I wouldn't do that. Trust me. It's like if I could get myself a great hands, I'd probably get myself a great job.

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I couldn't be in a healthy relationship because I'd be the best head giver.

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I'd ever had. Who do you think would suck the best from here?

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Really? Is that? Yeah. Because I put in effort. No fucking way, dude.

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-i'm intentional. -you fucking liar. I'm intentional. You fuckingI'm lying. It's you for sure. All right, let's do this, boy. I'm not mad at you, so I... I don't know. I'm just lying. I'm just lying. I'm lying. It's you, for sure. All right, let's do this, boy. I'm not mad at you, so I don't know. I'm just lying.