I want to spray tan with you. How do we do it?

I'm going to be naked, so I'd rather you not be there. What if we turn around? I'm going to wear underwear.

Okay, then I'll wear underwear. What if we just assess that human bodies are beautiful and we don't have to make them smuck at them and sexualize them?

No, that's fine, but I'm going with my friend. Who's your friend?

Alyssa?

Not that Alyssa.

You don't like her? No. I'm joking. Dude, that's not true.