All we need from you is a fun fact, and then take a little pause and give us your pickup line, okay? Contestant number one.

A little fun fact about me is not only did I find out my girlfriend cheated on me in college, but she had three abortions with different guys. Actually, I think the real reason they overturned Roe versus Wade is because she was overpopulating heaven. But who knows?

Who really knows? Is that your pickup line?

Oh, no, sorry. My pickup line is, you can call me Pistachio because you got to work for this nut.'s.

What you pulled from this?

That's a good thing because I don't pull out.

That fact was not fun.

Prrama is fun. It builds personality, okay?