While Joe Biden was in California getting rolled by the Chinese, the rock was in Washington. First, he rallied the troops over at the Pentagon, and then he went to Congress, where he shook hands with Chuck Schumer and ignored a very interesting question. Listen.

Who do you think is bigger and tougher? Mr. Johnson, are you running for president? Mr. Johnson, are you running for president? Mr. Johnson, what brings you to the Hill? All right, thanks, everybody. Thank you.