Fox News alert. President Biden is set to speak at any moment from Woodside, California, where he's just wrapped up a meeting with President Qi of China. He's expected to take questions, so we'll cut to the President as soon as he takes the stage. But today was supposed to be Gavin Newsom's Day. After a romantic first date in Beijing, where Gie showed Gavin his exquisite birds, intertwined trees and custom tobagans, Gavin thought he was a shoo in for a second date. She was flying into Gavin's hometown, San Francisco. So when Gavin found out, he grabbed the broom and cleaned up. Sorry, vagrants, I have a date. He waited for Che at the airport, marveled at him as he descended onto the tarmac. The way Gavin looked at Che was like how Taylor Swift looks at Travis Kelsey. Now in Beijing, images of Che and Gavin were plastered all over the billboards. Then, Gavin turned San Francisco into Chinatown. Killing millions of Americans with COVID and fentanyl was water under the bridge. Gavin was ready to take the relationship to the next level until he found out there was someone else, Joe Biden. The President flew in on Air Force One.

Now, Newsom had competition. When Che saw Joe, they couldn't keep their hands off each other. As Joe likes to brag, he spent more time with Chee than anyone else. Not to mention the fact that Che's guys bribed the Biden family. The chemistry was unmistakable. I've never doubted what you've told me in terms of your candidates and the nature in which you speak. I still remember our interactions very vividly, and it always gives me a lot of thoughts. Well, we just got the readout from the Biden team about the President's meeting with Che. The meeting lasted four hours, and she did almost all the talking, as she usually does. At one point, Biden wished Che's wife a happy birthday, and she was embarrassed because he forgot his wife's birthday was coming up. Then Che complained about how China was getting bad press in the US media. China gets great press. She must be watching Fox. Then they talked about the weather. No, that's not a joke. Biden, after hours of listening, begged China to help us out with global warming. Then Biden asked, Are you going to invade Taiwan? China said, No. Biden then asked, Why are you guys so secretive about your nuclear weapons program?

And Che didn't answer. It was very secretive. Biden never mentioned COVID. Biden asked Che, Can you guys stop buzzing our aircraft and our ships? And she said, We'll have our militaries talk about it. From the readout of this meeting, it sounds like President Biden listened for three hours, talked for one, and nothing much came out of it. But the lunch was spectacular. Biden ordered for Che, herb, bricota, ravioli, artichoke crisps, tarragon, roasted heritage, chicken, California Gold Rice, pilaff, charred broccalini, and Brussels sprouts. And for dessert, of course, almon moraine cake, praline butter cream, and Concord grape sauce. Delish. As cheese taste buds were exploding, Gavin's heart was sinking. Let's be honest, though. Gavin didn't stand a chance. Biden's the one that's been bribed. Biden's the one who didn't pop the spy balloon. Biden's the one who covered up the lab leak. Biden's the one who stored his classified documents in Chinatown. Gavin's going to have to work a lot harder, especially after Biden announced he's dropping sanctions on the Chinese if they promise to crack down on fentanyl. That's right. That's the one deal the Biden team claims they cut today. The Chinese police state can keep operating so their slaves can build cheap iPhones for Apple, and she, Pinky promises he won't sell fentanyl to the cartels.

That's not what you'd call the art of the deal. That's the Biden doctrine. Accused Trump of cozying up to dictators while you bend over and pay them. Biden just paid the Iranians another $10 billion, and that's on top of the six billion he just paid them. After Biden's tough talk on Russia, he's been caught buying sanctioned Russian oil from middlemen, fueling the Russian war machine while selling weapons to Ukraine. Why is Biden always on both sides of the action? He's paying the Palestinians and the Israelis. The Russians and the Ukrainians. The Chinese bribe his family and he drops sanctions. Chinese spies steal our trade secrets and the Biden family defends the spies in court. The United States has so much economic and military leverage over China, but we can't use it because China has leverage over our president. China is in a demographic death spiral. Their real estate market's blowing up. Their GDP is dragging. Investors are souring. Now is the perfect time to squeeze the Chinese. But since the President's compromised, Chinese behavior isn't changing, and Chinese profits are still flowing to corporate America. It's a win-win for everyone except the American people. Hey, Sean Hannity here.

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