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Oh, baby boy. We are doing live TV on primary night. Don't screw it up, Jimmy. Anyway, it was a big night in South Carolina tonight, but now that you're done voting for the Republican Party, it's time for the Keg Party, where everybody is welcome no matter which way you lean. In that spirit, tonight, we have a liberal comedian, which I only point out because if you follow her on Instagram, you'd think she was an OnlyFans model. Say hello to Corinne Fishers, you've never seen her before, with Closing on. Hey, girl.

I was wondering how you would creatively call me a slut tonight, and you nailed it.

And I got it. I got the job done. We also have a Fox business host who is back to work off his bar tab from all the whiskey I've bought him over the years. Brian Brenberg, the crowd goes wild.

We're good at it.

A former Michigan gubernatorial candidate who we brought back because last time, she promised to bring mud wrestling to politics, and our ratings went through the roof.

Tuner Dixon is here, so get those dollar bills ready.

All right, where's the mud?

Let's go, TD.

Here we go. It's coming.

It's slinging.

Now, as I tell the viewers every weekend, Fox News Saturday Night is a safe space for cool people who want to put their political differences aside for an hour, which means you could be a Republican, a Democrat, or even someone who doesn't know which party to belong at this point, like Nikki Haley. Dude, I personally like the South Carolina governor quite a bit, former South Carolina governor. She came on this show. She admitted to doing a keg stand in college, which we could never hold against her because half my staff is doing keg stands in the control room right now.

But if you missed Fox's outstanding democracy 2024 coverage of the South Carolina primary, I can sum it up for you rather quickly.

Nikki Haley is becoming the political equivalent of Milton from Office Space.

You know the guy who gets fired but keeps showing up in office space?

Do you know who I'm talking about? Where's the stapler? Where's the stapler?

Thank you.

That's what I was going to say. I said she should basically be bringing a red stapler to all of her events from here on in.

Hi, Milton. What's happening? I'm sorry. I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and move your desk again. If you could go ahead and get it as far back against that wall as possible, that would be great.

Poor Milton. Now, office space ends with Milton setting fire to the building. But we don't have to worry about Nikki because in the sequel, Joe Biden's already set fire to the country. Now, look, I'm not going to spend the night bashing Biden because I don't think anybody should judge the guy until they've tripped a mile in his shoes. But the point I'm trying to make is it would appear the Republican race belongs to Big Dawn. Not only is Trump's resounding victory given Nikki a reason to step aside, but he's even provided the footwear to do it in. Look at this.

Trump unveiled a sneaker line this week, and it's sold out in minutes.

I believe these are called hair Jordans.

Now, I should be up front with the viewers. If you buy a pair of these, it won't get you drafted by the NBA, but it will get you watched by the CIA. So you got that going for you.

The shoes were listed at 399 bucks, but LaTisha James says they've been overvalued and is vowing to prosecute anyone who buys them at that price.

Oh, no, you didn't. Corinne, yay or yay on the Trump kicks.

I like the idea the execution leaves a little to be desired.

I'm not a fan. Td, would you rock Trump kicks?

It's definitely my style. I'm usually in all gold, when I'm not on- That is true.

You are like an icecapade in another life.

Something scantily clad.

We know, Twitter, and that's why we love you. But with or without the Trump sneaks. If Nikki really wants to help the country, she should go to the White House right now and train their dog.

Did you see this? A report emerged this week that Commander, the German Shepherd who resides in the White House, has bitten secret service members 24 times during Biden's time in office.

Now, everybody's bashing Commander, but in his defense, dogs have a very strong sense of smell. As we learned over the summer, there is a lot of cocaine in this White House.

You'd be a little hopped up, too, if you were snorting leftover booger sugar in the Lincoln bedroom all day. Lay off the dog.

But for what it's worth, the White House is not commenting, and they're referring all questions to Commander's trainer, Michael Vick.

Oh, don't you dare judge me for that joke, America. He did it, not me. Stop it.

Regardless, it doesn't look like this will be the year that Nikki follows in the footsteps of George Washington, or as Google's new AI software calls Washington, our nation's first black president. Okay, so this is my favorite story of the week by far. Dig this. Google unveiled some new AI software, and they pumped it full of so many woke diversity requirements that it refuses to draw white people. Even if the images are historically inaccurate, for instance, if you asked for a picture of the founding fathers this week, you got back this Like, come on, Google. Everybody knows black men didn't dress like that back then.

Hello? They dressed like that today.

Google has valid to fix the software, but unfortunately, their CEO had to turn down an invitation to come on our show because he just put up a winning bid on O. J. Simpson's white bronco. By the way, got to love a bronco.

Got to love a bronco. Way to keep up with the group Dixon.

Karin, were you old enough for the bronco chase?

I was old enough. I was nine when that was happening. I remember in Vivly, I was on my grandma's floor.

Is that actually the relationship that formed your outlook on love?

You always have a curious take. Is that one make sense because you were nine?

I don't know.

I might have driven by the house.

Once or twice. You know what? I'll never forget about it, Brembberg. That was during the Knicks being in the NBA Finals. Oh, yeah. That was actually when you think back of it now, that's the most shocking detail of the OJ chase is the Knicks want a play-off game.

Forget about a No more chase. The Knicks are in the play-off. Exactly.

It's a playoff game. Great point. Tuta, what do you think about guys who drive Broncos asking for a friend?

Well, I think they're very sexy, dangerous, right?

Whoa, and she said that without knowing.

By the way, I drive a white Bronco. It was so funny when I went to the Ford dealer and I got the white one for real, the guy was like, Seriously? But I will say this, my wife has never behaved better. No back talk since that white Bronco hit the driveway. Zip it, Jenny.

Of course, nobody had a crazier Bronco chase this week than authorities in Philadelphia.

Look at this one. This is why you never buy a horse of Fitbit.

Dude just wants to get his steps in. Now, the locals were shocked because normally the Every time you see a horse running like this in Philly, it's when an Eagles fan wants to punch it after a playoff loss.

But in this instance, the horse escaped from a local farm and hit the highway. The good news is the horse wasn't injured. The bad news is the cops wrote him a ticket for using the HOV lane without a passenger, and rightfully so. Okay, I couldn't watch the video without telling you the talking horse joke, so you have to humor me on this. My grandma Fela told street jokes. She was Sicilian, and she liked to end every conversation with a joke, and then she'd say to me, I love you, honey. Don't ever put anything in writing.

That's great advice. I know, but it's like a three-year-old kid. I couldn't even write, let alone know what it meant. Looking back now, she was obviously a racketeer, but I didn't know it at the time.

Anyway, here it is. A horse walks into a bar, he flags down the bartender, and he goes, Give me a great Goose Martini, extra dry. He puts a $20 bill on the bar. The bartender makes the drink, brings it back, hands the horse $3 and change. He leans in close and he goes, I got to tell you, we don't get a lot of talking horses in this bar. The horse goes, It's 17 bucks a drink.

I'm not surprised. There it is, everybody. Grandma Phil is making a cameo on the show.

I love that you knew what Gray Goose Vodka was at three. That's the lead here, and that sums up a lot of the fashion choices.

All right, pal, let's talk about it with the yellow jacket on the line, which is, of course, given to my favorite panelist every Saturday night.

Corinne and Tudor both trying to become the first two-time recipient of the Jack.

Oh, gosh. Thanks a lot. Corinne one last time because she was hilarious. Take a bow. Tudor just needed to be covered up after talking about her boobs for an hour.

So could Would it be Brenberg's night?

There's no way I'm going to win this.

Here we go. You just don't know. There's no way.

Tudor, let me ask, what would you rather be in charge of right now? Nikki Haley's campaign or Commander the Dog?

Commander the Dog because What? Because I would love to be in that White House and see what's actually happening. If I have to be in charge of him, then I get to see who has the cocaine. It's obvious, though. I mean, maybe it's the Secret Service, maybe it's what they use to get Joe out there. I don't know, but I'd get to know.

You think you're hopping him up. Corinne, you're obviously a liberal, and we love that about you.

I just shot it once on the air, and now everyone can't stop bringing it up.

Because I want store credit that we want liberals on the show. That's not who we are. I know. We're We have one.

Yeah, we're thrilled. This is a big deal. I'm here.

That's all we had. No question. Brenda, I'm kidding.

You got off easy. I'll just reveal the chains around my ankles. I can't believe. I love it.

We have it here for every show.

Should Mickey Will you put on a pair of Trump sneaks and quit the race, or do you want her to keep going? Oh, no, that was Corinne.

You pick six to her question. I picked six to her question.

I'm not going to get the yellow jacket that way, baby. She's not going to win, but I like that she just keeps going because I think that's how Trump won the presidency. You just keep going. You just keep going.

Don't listen to what anyone's saying. Thank you for not saying he wanted because of Russia. No. You took the high rate. We appreciate. We respect that. No, he just kept going. Remember, last thing, Lincoln and I- You're sure this one's for me? Lincoln and I. Okay. Lincoln and I like to refer to Trump as Big Dawn because we think it refreshes the brand because everybody has an emotional reaction to Trump. Plus, Big Dawn carries '80s wrestler' connotation. Do you like the idea of him referring to himself as Big Dawn?

I love '80s wrestler' connotation. I think he would love that. He goes from the top rope, whatever he does.Thank you.That's '80s wrestling, by the way.

Plus, Biden's been introducing him to self to people as Ricky the Dragon's Steampod, so it works out in the end.

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