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Let me make sure I read this right. Cause he wrote it himself. My next guest is a multimedia megastar who appears daily on the most respected Fox News shows as well as Gutfeld. The host of the Guy Benson show on Fox News Radio is in the house. And the crowd goes wild. Guy Benson, good to see you.

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Good to see you. I have no idea how this is going to go, but I promise I will not call for the reinstitution of the monarchy from this.

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Yeah, you can definitely follow Piers Morgan because he crushed it till the end. There's a lot of patriots watching the show right now.

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I booed. I was in the audience, and it wasn't even about guns.

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I love this. Well, Guy Benson, you are officially off the meter. I'm gonna ask you some questions that are gonna stay between you and I. Okay. And I love this personally, because I always considered our friendship. We're like a buddy cop movie in that we're unlikely to part.

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You say friendship.

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That's what I was gonna say, but that's the why. That's why it works, because it's so unlikely. I'm an uncultured mook from Long island. You know, you're an elitist, pretentious.

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From New Jersey.

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From New Jersey. And away we go. But no, the truth is, one of the things we've bonded over is our shared love of the Yankees. What I wanted to know is, was there a Yankee growing up? Was there a Yankee for guy Benson poster on the wall?

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Was that your guy, Don Mattingly? Because I was actually growing up overseas, came back in fourth grade, and I was, like, totally out of my comfort zone, and I just decided, I'm gonna become a Yankees fan. It walks in the door gets a free bat in the Bronx. Not the best idea.But you mentioned anyone who can hit right now. Yeah.Thank you. We'll take that. Were you born. Did I read correctly? Were you born in Saudi Arabia?You did read that correctly. Yes.Is that. I think there might be better places for a gay man to grow up. I'm not entirely sure.I didn't grow up there. Okay. But, yeah, it was. But you can't be president. I can be president, actually.Yeah.So it's people. It's a common misconception. There are two types of citizens, and you have to be a natural born citizen to be president.Okay.That's in the constitution fully. There are only two types of citizens, natural born ones and naturalized ones. People who go through the naturalization process to become one. I was never naturalized because I was a citizen from birth. They sent someone from the embassy, like, it's one of ours. So born, but natural born.They check the tag. It's like when you get a cabbage patch kid. It comes with a little note. This is why you're on special report and I'm on special ed. But let's move on. Growing up in Jersey, did you have any non media jobs, like, jobs outside of this, like, paper route? Cause I had a buddy who had a paper route in Jersey, and it was good. Cause Bob Menendez paid in gold bars. No. Did you have any of those types of jobs? Yeah.I mean, it's gonna seem so cliche, but I worked at an italian restaurant.Yeah, you did?I was a host. I was a host at this little italian restaurant, which no longer exists in my hometown. It's called pasta y polo. It's, like, 14 tables total, which seems like a pretty easy gig if you're the host. But it's actually harder because when it's packed, there's fewer options.Yeah, yeah.People get mad at you. So I was just, like, 16 or whatever, and trying to keep people. Like, I made a reservation, and it's 06:03 and where's my table? And the chef, whose name was Al, he said, here's the secret. Whenever someone's really mad, you have full authority to give them free bruschetta. He's like, it's bread and tomatoes. It costs us two cent, and it will make them happy for, like, half an hour. He was absolutely right. Pass out the bruschetta. And you would, like, prevent so many riots.I love that. It's a very New Jersey story. That was the most New Jersey story.603. Ooh, free bread.Feed me. What was Guy Benson's first car?Ford Taurus wagon green.Ford Taurus wagon green.Yeah.So you might have actually become gay. Cause you had no female options.I had female options.There's another clap in the audience. So can I tell you this? And this is for you and me. Cause my wife is watching at home. Okay. We were doing a show in Boise, Idaho. The egyptian theater. Sold out shows. Great show. Okay. At the end of the show, the first thing that happens to us at the meet and greet are these two women going, we love guy Benson and you.So they did make it. I sent them. That was money well spent. It's been sitting in your head this whole time.Final question.I love this so much.If you were buying a used car off one Fox News personality, who would you trust to give you the best working condition car and not bamboozle you?Perino.You think so?She's so honest.Yeah, but the seat's going to be moved up so far. Could you.Not be you?Good for you. And give him that. The best guy Benson. Don't go anywhere.Hey, Sean Hannity here. Hey, click here to subscribe to Fox News YouTube page and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis. You will not get it anywhere else.

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walks in the door gets a free bat in the Bronx. Not the best idea.

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But you mentioned anyone who can hit right now. Yeah.

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Thank you. We'll take that. Were you born. Did I read correctly? Were you born in Saudi Arabia?

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You did read that correctly. Yes.

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Is that. I think there might be better places for a gay man to grow up. I'm not entirely sure.

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I didn't grow up there. Okay. But, yeah, it was. But you can't be president. I can be president, actually.

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Yeah.

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So it's people. It's a common misconception. There are two types of citizens, and you have to be a natural born citizen to be president.

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Okay.

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That's in the constitution fully. There are only two types of citizens, natural born ones and naturalized ones. People who go through the naturalization process to become one. I was never naturalized because I was a citizen from birth. They sent someone from the embassy, like, it's one of ours. So born, but natural born.

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They check the tag. It's like when you get a cabbage patch kid. It comes with a little note. This is why you're on special report and I'm on special ed. But let's move on. Growing up in Jersey, did you have any non media jobs, like, jobs outside of this, like, paper route? Cause I had a buddy who had a paper route in Jersey, and it was good. Cause Bob Menendez paid in gold bars. No. Did you have any of those types of jobs? Yeah.

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I mean, it's gonna seem so cliche, but I worked at an italian restaurant.

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Yeah, you did?

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I was a host. I was a host at this little italian restaurant, which no longer exists in my hometown. It's called pasta y polo. It's, like, 14 tables total, which seems like a pretty easy gig if you're the host. But it's actually harder because when it's packed, there's fewer options.

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Yeah, yeah.

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People get mad at you. So I was just, like, 16 or whatever, and trying to keep people. Like, I made a reservation, and it's 06:03 and where's my table? And the chef, whose name was Al, he said, here's the secret. Whenever someone's really mad, you have full authority to give them free bruschetta. He's like, it's bread and tomatoes. It costs us two cent, and it will make them happy for, like, half an hour. He was absolutely right. Pass out the bruschetta. And you would, like, prevent so many riots.

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I love that. It's a very New Jersey story. That was the most New Jersey story.

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603. Ooh, free bread.

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Feed me. What was Guy Benson's first car?

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Ford Taurus wagon green.

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Ford Taurus wagon green.

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Yeah.

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So you might have actually become gay. Cause you had no female options.

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I had female options.

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There's another clap in the audience. So can I tell you this? And this is for you and me. Cause my wife is watching at home. Okay. We were doing a show in Boise, Idaho. The egyptian theater. Sold out shows. Great show. Okay. At the end of the show, the first thing that happens to us at the meet and greet are these two women going, we love guy Benson and you.

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So they did make it. I sent them. That was money well spent. It's been sitting in your head this whole time.

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Final question.

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I love this so much.

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If you were buying a used car off one Fox News personality, who would you trust to give you the best working condition car and not bamboozle you?

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Perino.

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You think so?

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She's so honest.

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Yeah, but the seat's going to be moved up so far. Could you.

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Not be you?

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Good for you. And give him that. The best guy Benson. Don't go anywhere.

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Hey, Sean Hannity here. Hey, click here to subscribe to Fox News YouTube page and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis. You will not get it anywhere else.