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Sup, gigglers?

Gary, fix your wifi.

Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up? My grilling, gigglers.

Anything you were gonna say, I was gonna laugh.

Why can't women grill?

Like, why is that? Like, oh, yeah.

Like, women don't grill. It makes no sense to me. Women have to, like, be cooking in the summer. Like, oh, we're making the food. I mean, not me. And then. But God forbid we grill.

Yeah.

And then God forbid we become the head chef.

And, like, a lot of father's day gifts are like, grill master.

That's the only gift you can give your dad?

Yeah. Have you ever grilled?

No, but I've also never cooked.

Maybe the stereotype is correct for us.

I saw a girl grilling on Instagram, and I was like, this is the most feminist shit I've ever seen. I was like, fuck the Olympics. This girl's grilling.

Should we just, like, buy George Foreman's and plug them in and you start somewhere? Yeah.

Also, why is it George Foreman? Why not Georgina Foreman?

Well, because the guy that invented it, its name was George Foreman. And you know. Do you know that he named all of his kids George?

That's a thing.

Google George Foreman's children. But I think it's true.

It's giving Leo season, and I'm here for it.

Well, I have always wondered, why don't women name their daughters after them the way men do?

People are trying to figure out what Justin and why was I about to say Hilaria? Justin and Haley are gonna name their kid, and people think they might name it Baldwin, but then you call it Baldy. No, they say you call it Winnie.

I actually kind of love that.

I know. Baldwin. Bieber.

Baldwin. And Neymar winner. Winnie.

Winnie. There's a lot of Georges. But there's also Natalie, Leola, Georgetta, Frida. But there's a George Junior. George III. George Foreman. The fourth of.

Yeah. He named all his sons George.

Yeah.

Is that crazy?

The things men do not go to therapy.

No. Like, that's an insane move because you know that the fight with his wife must have been. She's like, we can't name another one George.

Also, it's like the pain to get that baby out of your pussy to then have it named. Like, what do they say? George number one. George number two.

And, like, a lot of people say, like, the most narcissistic thing you can do is have a child.

That's what people be like. You're selfish for not having a child, but it is selfish to have a child. Cause it's for you. It's not for them.

They need something that looks like you, acts like you, and like, is you walking this earth. We have enough views.

I also realized that we are on the board of the childless cat ladies community.

We're there. We're the exact demographic. He's speaking four.

Pulling up the mark. Also, what are the. We didn't sign up for it, but here we are.

Chances. I got a cat, like, four days before.

I think you pissed them off. They're taking all our women.

Like, as the president of single cat women, I will speak for all of us. How dare you?

I thought we both act like we're single.

I know, but you're married, so it's like. It's like, you don't have to talk about it. But the truth.

I don't have a boyfriend.

No, you don't. You don't. You don't have a boyfriend. It's actually so funny because whenever Craig says stuff like, oh, you're like, going and doing this, or like, oh, you said this, like, blah, blah, blah. I always say Hannah has a husband and he's not mad. I'm like, hannah makes fun of her husband.

I'm trying to get one reaction out of my husband. We just poke the bear all day and we get nothing from him. It's a joke. Do you not understand jokes? Speaking of husbands, I just heard that this family or this bride and groom got an owl to bring them their rings as the ring bearer. And the owl flew away with their ring.

As he should. As he fucking should.

Gotcha, bitch.

Yeah, that's where I'm calling Peeta.

That's what you get for trusting a feral bird.

Pete actually commented on one of my posts of Daphne, and I immediately straightened up. I was like, oh, my God, PETA's in the room.

The judge?

No, PETA's, like, really, really scary.

He just reminded me of when Pete Davidson got in a fight.

Yes. That was a fight.

I'll never forget about how he got a puppy labradoodle. And he was like, I'm allergic. So we had to get a labradoodle. That was my favorite.

That was peak. Was that this year? Who even knows?

It feels like yesterday when I think about it. But this is what that couple gets for not eloping. Like, this is what you get for doing a showy.

How did they think, did they tell the owl, and now it's your cue walk down the aisle. How the fuck did they think the owl was gonna walk to them, give them their stuff and then what? Fly away?

It's also giving. What are we overcompensating for? Get fucking married. If you have to get an owl to come in and bring it, you're distracting people. Someone's cheating.

Also, like, what? I wonder what the significance of an owl was to their relationship.

Significance? Shmerschkiffians. It's all made up shit. And I feel like it is funny to start a company. Being like, an owl is gonna bring you the rings and, like, all owls just fly away and then you sell it on etsy the rings.

That owl, like, swam, like, swam. That owl, like, flew to his girlfriend and was like, look what I got us.

Look at these dumb humans. Let me do.

What are the owls talking about?

When you were a kid and they would do showing animals, would you raise your hand ever to be like, let me hold the crocodile?

Never.

See, that's another huge, massive difference between us. My hand was raised before they asked.

Yeah. A perfect example is living in New York City, there's so many people walking their dogs, and I can be with any friend walking down the street. My friend is stopping for whatever dog. Not once in my life have I ever stopped, not once in my life. Because I don't know you. I don't know your dog. I don't know your vibe. I'm not bringing it into my world.

See, I am like you with that where I don't know dogs, and I'm not gonna assume they wanna be touched. I have so much respect for animals, and as a cat, I would never.

I've seen my friends roll around on the ground. I go, you look ridiculous. Get up. We're going. And now we have to go.

But it's like touching a woman's pregnant belly. It's like, you have to.

Is that frowned upon?

Yeah, you don't just touch it. But I don't think a lot of people know that. Obviously, it depends on the relationship.

I was just gonna say I feel like if I know you, I'm touching it.

My thing is, like, me and you, we never touch. Cause we have our own experience.

If you don't touch my pregnancy.

But I would give you at least some, like, you know how a cat, you put your hand out, let that cat smell your. And then you slightly go, that's what I would do. I would.

I would reach me, put my bump into it.

I would do the hitch, the 90 ten for the kiss. You go little. Let the bump come to me.

Oh, God, this is so sick in my head. Talk about, like, us acting like we don't have significant others. When I think about being pregnant, I think about, like, what are we gonna be, like sitting on a couch together? That's why I really wanna do it together. Well, I would just private together. I can't believe no women in sinem have figured that out yet.

At this rate, I feel like we're gonna get pregnant at the same time.

Wait, we definitely are. Wait, I completely forgot to tell you this and I was laughing so hard. So Friday night, I went to the Yankee game with my brother. And you know how, like, before they start the game, they do things like, on the field, like someone throws the first pitch. They had a high school from the Bronx, and it was all women in Stem. It was a group of high schoolers, like, and their women in Stem club was like, being honored. And I was like, okay, universe. Hello.

I didn't know the gigglers were showing up today. We were cute.

They were all like. And there was one girl, she was like, the president of the club. And they went through all their names and I don't think I've cheered louder. I cheered louder for the women in Stem than any part of the game.

Also, I love that when you go to a Yankee game, you never post the actual game. You just post the esthetics of the hot dog on your outfit and that's all we're gonna get. Not a field. Was it fun?

It was actually very fun. It was a rain delay. So I looked at my brother and I was like, I'll kill you.

So no ₩1 or lost? Everyone just had fun? No.

Then they played. And then I think the Yankees ended up losing. I left by the 7th inning. You know that traffic. You gotta beat it.

You gotta beat it.

Yeah. You can't do that.

I did see a TikTok about someone being like, there's always that one person that can't enjoy the event. Cause they're obsessed with how we're gonna get out of the event. Yeah, that's me, too.

I've turned to that, too.

But I think that's a New Yorker thing. My parents were always like, we gotta. I don't care if it's tied up before the fourth quarter. You have to leave or you never getting home.

No. People are gonna get so mad at me. But the best decision I ever made at the Taylor Swift concert was leaving before it ended. Say goodbye to Google squad podcast, because that fucking traffic.

No, it's insane.

I got back to the city in 20 minutes. It was beautiful.

Can I say something so fucked up?

Yeah.

Des and I got invited to the VMA's, and it was amazing. Like, the most insane red carpet ever. It was so fun. We finally get. I got some hot dogs. We get down to our seats, and we looked at each other, and we're like, we're not doing this.

No.

And he was like, we're not doing this. We finished the hot dog, got up and left. Was back in the city in 16 minutes.

No.

It took us 2 hours to drive into the city. It was in New Jersey.

Yeah.

So did I go to the VMA's? Yes. Did I watch them all? Yes. From my couch. I literally was home in time to watch it from my couch, saying that.

You don't need to stay.

Another argument. Super Bowl. I want to be at home. I want to watch the commercials.

Unless a brand invites us this year.

Unless a brand invites us this year. Would you go?

Yes, I would go to the Super bowl if I was going, well, this is a loaded question. I'd have to go the way I wanna go. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. Which you can't really do always with the brand. Cause they'll be like, you gotta do this and that and this and that and this with these people and that.

Yeah. Like, so I don't. I feel bad, actually. Same thing about Taylor Swift. I felt bad taking a Taylor Swift ticket because I was like, are you sure you don't wanna invite someone that's a bigger fan than I am? And then Craig was like, I wanna go. So, like, that's. I was like, okay, well, we found our fans, and so that's really the only reason I went. But I felt bad. I was like, there's another girl that would, like, cry for this. Like, you should give it to her. And then Craig was like, also, can.

We normalize Taylor Swift fans, as in me, who. I love Taylor Swift. I love her music. I love so many of her songs. But I haven't been, like, a full swiftie, but there's no room for us. It's like, you either have to be a swiftie or you hate her. And I'm like, I enjoy Taylor Swift. Swift. I didn't know I had to, like, know every word of all her extended albums.

I think for our age, specifically, it's because we're the same age.

Yeah. So we were her music. We were a little late to maybe.

I feel like in high school, like it very much.

It was more like the younger girls.

Yeah. Like, I feel like it did relate to, like, some things in high school, but then, like, as you get older, you get out of, like, oh, I'm so obsessed with this one celebrity. You kind of, like, grow out of it. And then once we were in our twenties, and she really got big, and it was like, no, yeah, I love taylor swift, but I'm not obsessed with her the way 15 year old girls are now.

I think also me and you are weird where we are so fucked up in our own heads that we don't have the capacity to idolize anything.

No. I wish I loved ending. I wish the way people love taylor swift. They've never met her. They'll never meet her. They've never spoken to her. They love her. I wish I cared for anything like that.

People will say it's like mental illness to be obsessed with a celebrity, but I would argue the opposite. You found happiness if playing one song could make your day or her.

I wish anything, anything brought me joy.

That's how I feel about foot fetishes. If I wish. All I had to do was look at a foot and I was having crazy orgasms. Instead, I have to fucking. Like, I have to watch, like, 2 hours of porn in on it.

Yeah. Yeah.

You have to be like. So you have to be ovulating. The room has to be perfect.

One wrong thought comes in, you're like, I lost.

He can't say one thing to annoy me.

Yeah. So anyway, speaking of dicks, I love.

How we really try to have good transitions, but there's no logic behind it. Continue.

Yes. As you were.

As you were.

Did you see that guy who lost pole vaulting because his dick hit the thing?

Yeah.

And I feel like he can't be.

That mad about it, I think. I mean, the pole vaulters. I have a lot of thoughts. The fact that any of them have long hair or some of them are wearing long earrings. I'm like, that could be the difference between a silver and a gold medal.

I think it's an absurd sport.

Yeah.

Like, I don't. Here's the thing. I think it's an absurd sport. I also think it could be my hidden talent.

I do the pole vault.

Yes.

Grace, can you figure out how we can pole vault? Cause that sounds like a vlog I'd wanna watch.

My whole life, I've gone through my life in any sport I've tried, I've thought, this is gonna be my hidden talent, and I'm gonna blow you guys all away. And I have yet to find it.

Beer pong.

Yeah.

But that's, like, not respected in the community.

Yeah. It's like a phase.

How is there not an olympic beer pong?

Right? There's break dancing.

Pole dancing.

I think my extreme sport is literally, what can I reach from my bed without getting out of it? That truly is the.

I'm actually really not good at that because I have a long torso, short arms.

Right.

So the weight doesn't work. You're like the Simone biles physically, for getting things from your bed with your fingers. Can, like, hook something.

You should see things that I've, like, inched over. I'm, like, just a little bit. Got it. I think there should be, you know, who you want at a dinner party. You want me, and you want me in the middle, because I can reach literally everything. Thanksgiving. My family stresses me the fuck out. Cause I can, like, reach everyone.

Wait, that's a really good question that no one talks about. When you walk into a group dinner, which, you know, is my nightmare.

Yeah.

And you have a choice of where to sit first. What's the. Where should someone sit?

I mean, I think it's all about, like, the person that's, like, right next to you. So, like, I don't care where at the table, but this is an interesting question. At your parents house, do you have assigned seating? Like, silent assigned seating?

A hundred percent.

Yeah. Where are you?

The awkward thing is when you bring your new boyfriend and he sits in, like, your mom's seat, I'm like, oh, that's, like, not.

You can't sit there.

Excuse me. Can I talk to you for a second?

You just ruined. What's your position in the silent, assigned seating.

So it's so funny. Cause it's all. No matter what house we move to, it's always the same one.

Yeah.

I'm sitting at the one, like, facing the wall. My dad's on the right my mom's on the left. My brother's across.

You're facing the wall. Your dad's on your right. Your mom. Is your mom the head of the table?

My dad and my are your circle table. Square table.

Okay.

And my dad and my. Oh, but then actually, in Shelter island, my brother's on the left, and my mom's across. And my dad's on the right. It's always my dad on the right.

Yeah, I'm always to my dad's right.

Interesting. I'm always to my dad's left, but sometimes I'm not allowed. When we're at restaurants, I'm not allowed to sit next to my dad.

Why?

Because he thinks it's funny to grab, like, by my knee and, like, squeeze it where it tickles. And then we get into, like, kind of a physical altercation. And then my mom's like, you guys can't sit next to each other. And then I'm like, he fucking. I was.

It's funny walking into a restaurant with my family, because this has to be some type of childhood trauma. When I'm walking into a restaurant with my family, in my head, I think, where would my dad wanna sit so that I don't sit there? Because I know, like, the seat that he wants. He doesn't.

That's patriarchy.

Yeah. He doesn't want. He wants to be able to see, and he wants, like, a wall behind him.

Dude, it's funny the little ways your dads fuck you up. My dad, once when I was little, he ordered a lobster.

Yep.

And I didn't really know what a lobster was, and I ordered flounder.

Did you know what a flounder?

Honestly? No. So the food comes, and I'm like, fuck this bitch ass flounder. That shit looks crazy. And I guess I looked at him, and I was like, I want your lobster.

Yeah.

And as an adult, he should have been like, too bad, bitch. Next time you get the lobster, we've learned. Enjoy your flounder. And he goes, you know what? Let's trade. I'll give you my lobster. So you think, what a great dad. To this day, he holds it over my head. It'll be like, remember when I gave you my lobster?

Oh, my God.

Like, he'll bring it up all day.

The memory of a camel.

And then he did this thing when we were in the cardinal where whenever we'd be fighting in the back or annoying, he'd be like, don't make me click the eject button.

No. Why do dads love that?

And I guess he thought it was funny, but for me, it's like, no, I've never seen someone ejected by a car, but I'm not about to fuck around and find out.

No, I actually can't go through a drive through like a normal person. I remember the first time I went through a drive through, not with my dad. And everyone in the car told me to calm down. They were like, your energy's, like, really intense. I'm like, well, you don't know what you're getting when you pull up to the window. Like, you have to know before they start talking, you have to know. Like, my dad would stress me out so much, and if you didn't know and give him your order right when they started talking, he would cut you.

He would say.

He'd be like, next. Too slow, Gary, you're up. And, like, you'd have to say it. And then if you ever wanted to add, oh, and also, no, time was over. You can't add that.

Oh, my God.

It was literally, like, in the military. So, like, the first time I went to a drive through, I'll never forget it. With my favorite ex boyfriend, we went through a drive thru, and he told the drive through person, I need a minute. And I looked at him and I was like, we can't take a minute. They're doing their job. Like, there's people behind. He was like, you can take a minute. Look at the menu. And he did it in such a calm fashion. And I was like, I think you just healed my inner child.

But also, how fun is panic ordering?

Yeah. Cause you're just like, I'll take it all.

I never readdeze the menu before I go somewhere. Like, I like being surprised. I could be surprised and be like, wow, this menu shit, that's just how the day is. Or be like, between two things. Then you always ask the waiter, he always says the one thing you don't like. Then you have to awkwardly be like, thank you, but I actually, no, thank you. And then you panic and order the wrong thing. And then the thing the person's eating next to you always taste better.

Craig kept doing that in Italy, and I kept getting so fucking annoyed. He kept asking the waiter, like, oh, well, like, whatever your favorite is. And, like, they don't really speak English. And so, like, the way he was saying it was like, I'm deciding, but I'm like, you don't need to give them all those words. Like, they don't give a shit what you're ordering. They're not eating it.

Manja, wait. Can we talk about the controversial thing he asked for in Italy?

What did he ask for?

Hot sauce.

No, no, my dad's not over it. Like, he actually brought it up not too long ago on the phone with me.

We were laughing about Italy, and your dad was like, you'll never guess what Craig ordered.

No. He kept asking, oh, any chance you have hot sauce? And they, like, kept looking at him like, sriracha.

Yeah.

They were like, we don't know what you want. And so, like, one place brought over, like, chili oil, and he put it on his pasta. And my whole family, just, like, I could see them in their seats just being like, oh, my God. Like, he's a liability in Italy. Literally a liability.

He could just put chili flakes on it.

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Welcome to the Simpler Life with me, James Kavanagh, and me, William Murray. We're a couple who've had a runaway to the country, grow our own veg, and raise chicken's dream for years. And we've just done it. Listen along as we document our lives from city living to country living. We'll be discussing all of the ups and downs, trials and tribulations, and, of course, all the gorgeous bits and bobs that go with it. Tune in weekly for our half hour episodes.

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Wait, you're gonna die. Des calls me this morning. He goes, can you not send me food memes? I go, what? He goes, I'm not watching your food memes. I go, it was a sourdough chocolate brownie. And we love sourdough. And, like, people. It was like, inside thing. And he goes, oh, okay. Just stop sending me the food stuff.

I'm literally destin. You haven't watched any of my reels. The sentence answered that. Yeah, yeah, I'm not watching any of your freaking reels.

No. Like, my messages to Des is just me sending. And I literally said, okay, I'm sorry for sending you. I literally apologize. I was like, that is an oversight on my end. I thought you were gonna be more interested in this.

Wait, no, that's so.

And I send you so many. Like, this is literally me to death.

No, that's me and Craig's conversation. And then I'll say one, like, haha. Or I'll be like, that's a cute one.

I did send him a smashed sweet potato pizza again. Like, yeah.

Cause you just see something, you're like, quirky fun. Ooh, that'll go to Des. That'll go to Paige.

He likes potatoes. He's irish. He was like, stop sending me food. And then I'll send him cat stuff. Yeah. He just doesn't even respond. But I don't even know he doesn't respond. Cause I know he sees it. Yeah, that's all that matters. Do you look at mine?

I look at all of the arts.

I know you.

No, I look at all.

I don't need your double tap affirmation.

Right?

It's actually, if you double tap, then I'm like, oh, do I have to respond to that?

Yeah. No, no, no, no. Low maintenance. Low maintenance.

I am in a good mood, though, because there's some trends that are favoring me for once. For once.

Oh, wait, I was. Before you say this. Yeah, I have to do. I'm doing a fall fashion segment for the Today show in two weeks. So I'm like, you know, just on my computer looking up all the fall fashion. The number one trend, shorts, ties. Like, the number one trend is elevated work wear, but outside of work, it's like siren eighties work office. And it's all ties.

You know when you watch one thing on TikTok and then it shows you 100 things like that? So I click on the trend things. I like to know the trends. Cause I wanna be able to talk to you and have something to talk about and the girl.

I was just gonna say, how did we even get here? Because I think I started this with that one olympics dick. And it's like, where did we get. Did we even talk about it?

No, we're decentering men. So this girl was like, ties are really in. Like, Etabiri is wearing who? IO. I think I mispronounced her last name. IO from the bear was wearing it. Zendaya was wearing it. And then she goes, Hannah Berner, if you know, you know. And I was like, oh. She's like, this is kind of niche, but it had a burner. Do you wanna hear something funny or too? The gigglers, literally, they keep me humble. I love them so much. So I'm sitting outside a coffee shop, as one does. Cause I sent Des inside to get it, and I'm sitting there, and a car stops, and I'm like, I'm gonna get kidnapped. And a girl jumps out, and she runs up to me, and she's like, hey, like, I'm a giggler. And I was like, what's up, bitch? And she was like, I know it's weird that I, like, jumped out of my car and, like, ran up to.

You, but, like, it's crazy that I ran over that kid and then punched that dog in the face. I just wanted to really say hey.

But she looks at me and she goes, I'm sorry I ran up to you, but, like, you just look so normal.

I honestly, in the world we live in, what a compliment. Like, what a. Just, let's normalize just being like, hey, you look average. You look normal and average.

I know. She meant it just like, you just seemed like a normal person. And I was like, no, that's me. Normal for sure. And she was so sweet. We took a photo, and I walked off, and Des came in. He's like, what's up? And I was like, I think someone just called me ugly.

No, not too long ago, I was with, like, two guys. Two guy friends that don't really give a shit about me in terms of they don't care about anything. Older woman came up with her daughter, and the daughter was so sweet. And the older woman said, oh, my God, you're so much tinier in person. And I just said, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. And then we walked away, and my two guy friends were like, wait, that's so fucking rude. And I was like, no, she meant it in a nice way. But, like, I get it.

When you see someone that you've been listening to or watching on tv, you're gonna panic and say something insane. But her saying, you're so normal, I really did take it as a compliment. But also, it's not her fault. I literally woke up, and it was like, 11:30 a.m. and Des was like, can you come outside and get coffee with me? And I was like, no, it's the morning. And he's like, it's 1130. So I, in my pajamas and, like, hair a mess, was just sitting outside this closet.

No, I thought you blew dry your hair, put makeup on, and didn't wear your pajamas.

Imagine I just have a full glam at 11:00 a.m. in West Hampton. No, she was like, you just look normal. And I'm like, bitch. One thing I can do is I will bring that normal. I will serve normal.

I have a good Daphne story.

I'm all ears.

First of all, she's. I don't want to say.

Are you crying? Did you just start crying?

She is the most perfect cat. I haven't met many, but I know that she's so much better than them.

No, she is.

And so I realized I'm really not a cat person because I've been having so many people show me pictures of their cat, and I'm like, that's crazy. Doesn't hold a candle to adopt me, but anywho, here for it. And it's like, children. I feel like I'm not a kid person, but I'll like mine. I. She's very similar to me because she's so smart. She's just so cunning. She knows exactly what's going on, but at the same time, she's very dumb. And she'll do things that I'm like.

Just when you think she really knows what's going on, you're like, do you even know who you are?

She's never met a mirror she doesn't love. She'll literally watch herself walk by. And I'm like, that's my daughter. That is my full daughter. But sometimes she'll also look behind the mirror to make sure a cat's not there. And I'm like, you're stupid. You're really stupid. So the other night, my brother spent the weekend, and he was in the living room. And I have, like, two doors to my living room, and I always keep, like, one of them shut, but, like, the other one's open so that she can go in, go out, whatever. In the middle of the night, he must have gotten up and, like, shut the door and didn't realize that, like, she was in there. So he said it, like, around 07:00 a.m. she starts poking him, waking him up, and he's just like, okay, stop. Get away from me. And she's crying, and he's just ignoring it. He then smells something, and he's like, oh, my God. Daphne is farting because she does fart all the time. And she literally reeks. He moves his head over. She had literally shit right on his head. Right on his head. And he runs in my bedroom, wakes me up.

He's like, your cat shit all fucking over the place. And my first thing was, like, on my couch. Like, on my white couch. And I had put a sheet down for him to sleep on the couch. And he was like, no. She actually did it in a very neat and tidy way. But he was like, I didn't know I locked her in there. And so Daphne loves revenge for that. I'm like, you're my full daughter.

Cats are so funny. Butter got into this. Like, she loved going into this particular closet. Like, she just likes sometimes hanging in this closet on her own. Like, I'll go in. And she's like, I'm in the closet and get out. So at 1.1 morning, she was, like, waking me up, and she never wakes me up. She knows that mom is not moving till, like, 11:00 a.m. and I'm like, what do you want? So I get up and I'm following her. I'm like, do you want food? And she just leads me to the closet, and the door was closed, so I open it up, and she's like, thank you. And she goes in.

No. They're so smart. I, like, don't get it.

But then sometimes they do shit where a treat and it hits them on the forehead, and then they, like, can't find it.

No. And I got a litter robot that she's, like, fully using now, and it changed my life.

It's great.

No, it's great.

I should get a litter robot.

No, Hannah, it's fucking great.

Can you put the link in the newsletter this week? Because I want to buy it.

I don't know if you were gonna bring up to me that, like, cat shit is way more vile than any dog could ever even imagine.

Okay, this is the thing. I feel like dog pee and poop is, like, literally human, which kind of grosses me out. Like, it's like a human shit.

Yeah.

Where, like, cat pee and poop is so smelly.

It's on a dip. I'm like, are you sick? I literally was googling. I was like, there's no way my five pound cat just dropped this.

But that's why the litter is so important. Cause it could be so potent where? Potent? Potent where it literally will mask it. So it smells, like, chemical?

No, this. It's.

Yeah.

The best thing I've ever invested in.

It's important. I'm really happy.

And she's so smart. She, like, goes right in, and she's.

Like, no, she's a genius. This is the thing. Not all cats are good with, like, many peop. Like, too many people. Some are more social, some other ones. But everyone will love their own cat. And I stick by that. And it's funny. Cause I was thinking about how me and Sierra met and how people didn't understand our connection. Now that you have a cat, you see how I was sitting in the house, scared, fighting for my life. Sierra walks in, new girl, and I look at her finger, and she has a cat ring. And I said, I love you. I said, I don't know you.

I get it now.

And everyone wants me to hate you. I love you.

Yeah.

I don't care what they say about you. Okay, who's in my ear?

She said to stop talking about Jasper on this podcast.

But, oh, yeah, we got a text. She was like, hey, are you talking shit about Jasper? And we gaslit her. We go, we never spoke about it. We never spoke about Jasper.

We would never talk about how he so misbehaved.

No, but Jasper, she likes when he's naughty.

Yeah, she does.

So, speaking of the trends that I affect me, that I think are really good for me.

Yes.

Hair. So, you know how, like, the blowout was really in, which I still love, but, like, it's so hard for it to stay. Like it's. For me. It just gets straight in, like, 1 hour. And it's a whole rigmarole with the hair rolls. Literally. Sorry. I just, like, hiccuped. Now the trend is gonna be undone.

Waves and, like, really long, long.

Looks like you didn't brush your hair.

Very daisy Edgar Jones.

Yes. So I'm thinking that I'm about to.

Be a hair influencer.

Influencer. And be like, hey, guys, this is how I do it.

You roll out of Jesse is somewhere right now. Just since I'm getting Hannah burned, I.

Have to learn I do have a hair type. Cause my hair, when I wake up in the morning, I don't have to do much to it. It looks not great where, like, if I think if I had curly hair.

Or, like, I'm Brenda gaslit and everyone thinking that I secretly have curly hair, but I just haven't been taking care of my curls, I'm still not fully over that, like, I do think I was on to.

People's hair can get curly, but, like, when you have to do your hair in the morning, obviously it looks great. Okay.

This is a weird thing that I was, like, looking up on TikTok. I think it's because I like watching girls do their curly hair and, like, all the steps they have to do. Cause I'm like, this is insane that they have to do all of this. And so, like, I always get hair.

No, like, justice for them.

No justice. Cause I'm like, they're like, you can't. Don't use this gel and this mousse. And I'm like, oh, my God, this company. And I always think about, like, wow, their hair must smell so good right now.

But, yeah, but they have to wake.

Up at, like, 04:00 a.m. yeah, it's insane.

You tricked yourself to thinking that you had curly hair.

Oh. So then I get this TikTok saying that if you are irish and have, like, irish ancestors blood, there is a trait with irish girls that the top layer of your hair is completely straight and the underneath is, like, completely wavy.

But you're not irish.

I am.

Wait, what percentage irish are you?

My dad is half irish Italian. Irish and, like, british. And my mom's 100% italian, so I am, like, a little bit irish. I'm more british than I am irish. Well, I'm not 100% italian, but I just say, like, am I majority italian? So I just go with, like, I'm italian, but no.

When are you gonna tell me this?

It hasn't come up in the 800 episodes of Giggly Squad. It just. My heritage. Just.

You are. So your dad's, like, a third Italian?

Yeah, his dad was 100% italian.

Oh, so your dad's half italian, but.

His mom was, like, a bunch of things.

Yeah. Okay, we're gonna have to do the math on that.

Let's do a little. I think we should do, like, a 23 andme for a vlog. We have so many vlog ideas.

We have so many vlog ideas. We're gonna do it. Cause we're going on the road.

No, we're gonna do a ton of vlogs.

We're gonna be stuck with each other. Also, do you remember when I facetimed you and I had egg all over my face?

No, we were so sorry. And you wiped it on one side, and I was like, you have it on the other side, you absolute neanderthal. You also were calling me for a business thing. You were like, hey, this is serious. I was like, okay, well, you have egg on your face, so get a grip. Gonna call me in the morning and tell me it's serious.

For some reason. I don't care when I have food in my face. And I almost think it's rude when people. People get upset. Like, okay, crazy. You have food in your face. I'm like, I was eating. Duh.

Do you ever feel like it's rude when a close, close friend calls you instead of FaceTimes you? Sometimes I'm like, okay, is this no calling text? You couldn't even get that out. You were so offended. So offended.

If you had to tell me something. Text or facetime?

Yeah.

Des and I are. We only call each other, though.

See, Craig and I are only Facetime each other.

I think that's cause you're long distance. Yeah, it makes you feel.

But he never facetimed before me. Like, he never even. He was like, who facetimed?

My last trend, bikini bottoms are apparently getting bigger again.

Bikini bottoms?

Cause, you know, it's gotten to a point where you're literally just wearing floss.

Yeah. And you're paying, like, $200 for it. And I'm like, I could have literally made this.

What? Pyramid scheme was like, that's a pyramid scheme. Let's just separate them and charge $200 for each one. I'm buying Amazon bathing suits.

Right. Like, it's very rare that it always comes as a set.

Yeah, it's insane.

Yeah.

And as the. I'm on the board of childless cat ladies and big booty bitches.

Wait, I thought you were literally about to save some charity. I was like, what the fuck?

As the head of the big booty bitches society, I can't just wear these bikini bottoms to a family barbecue. No, it's not safe for anyone. My labia doesn't even stay in it. So I have to get these granny panty ones, kind of, to keep it all in. But now it's becoming.

It's funny you bring this up, because since it is Olympics time, I was watching all the gymnasts.

Oh, yeah?

Where are their vaginas? No, truly, because I'm like, one slip, you're out of there. Like, are they wearing underwear?

Well, I like to play the game. Do they need to be wearing something that small? Did you hear the track athletes got mad? Cause they gave them ridiculously tiny outfits, and they were like, yeah, I think they changed them.

I mean, yeah, it's unnecessary.

Also, even the volleyball players. I get it. But, like, do you have to wear bikinis and, like, if they want to, sure. But I just want to make sure they're not being forced against their will. Like, blink twice if you're being forced against your will to wear.

You know, it's crazy, too. Like, I love watching the Olympics, and I'm, like, all about it for the two weeks that it's on.

Yeah.

But then it's like, where are you guys the rest of the years? Like, you never hear of, like, where the fuck is the gymnastics world?

They're. They're playing it, but it's never shown. And that's why, like, it's so hard to make money doing it, and they feel so much pressure because if they don't get the gold now, they don't get sponsorships, and they don't make any money. Yeah. Side note, why are the men not wearing speedos when they're playing volleyball?

I would hate that, but it's a great question to bring up. No, because it is kind of crazy. Their outfit, like, the volleyball girls outfits are, like, cute.

And, like, little does made me laugh so hard. He made a funny video about it where he was talking about when you first watched the Olympics, and you're like, these people are fucking incredible.

Yeah.

Like, everything they do, they've put their whole life into this. Like, they. I don't care what the judges say. Like, these people are insane. Yeah. And then, like, three days watching it, you're, like, sloppy.

Yeah. Okay, if you. If you have.

If you are not together, you even practice.

If you had to pick a sport that you think that you actually. Someone just said this question. I think it was tinks maybe where it was like, okay, if for the next four years, you can quit your job, you don't have to worry about anything. You can train.

And which one you actually think you could do? Well, it would be more. The more, like, skill oriented ones. Like the. This one. What is that? The shooting one?

Like Bonero.

Yeah, like, that one's.

Is that an olympic sport?

Yes. Like those skill things where, like, if you just do it all the time.

Yeah, I think I'm going equestrian, dancing, horse, whatever the fuck that is.

And when Snoop Dogg was like, they're doing the crip walk.

Yeah, like, I don't understand how they train for that.

It was going wrong.

Are they telling the horse, like, okay, chasse, kickball change. Like, how does the horse know to go on the fricking beat? Like, I'm not. I need a documentary on those people because it's. I feel like it's closer to the mer people than we would think there's.

A rumor that Martha Stewart showed up. Cause Snoop is afraid of horses. So he stood fine. This is a rumor. And held his hand during the equestrian.

Wait, also, did you hear that flavor flav, like, basically sponsored the water bologna?

No. That's amazing. Is he the only feminist icon in this planet?

He was like, wait a minute. These poor girls aren't being. Now. None of them will have to work good. He pays for them to like that. This is their only job.

Yeah, I do think there's, like, a hyper fixation and, like, addiction that happens, which, like, if you're gonna be addicted to something, it's better you're addicted to, like, rowing than heroin. But, like, I guess some of the sports I was watching, like, the javelin, and it's, like, all you do every day.

Yeah.

Is throw this javelin.

Yeah.

Think that the Catholics do it. But, like. Or, like, throwing the, like, heavy ball. Like, your whole day is just about throwing a ball, and it's like, is that what God intended?

And, like, maybe for miss trunch ball.

Maybe we all should just, like, hyper fixate on one skill, right?

And, like, that's it.

That's what we do. And then if you lose by 0.2 meters, you just are depressed for the rest of your life.

Like, when you're born, you're assigned, like, a thing, and, like, that.

That's back in the day. It's like you're a woodworker.

I think that's like communism, actually. I think we probably shouldn't promote that. I feel like that's jail, actually.

When I was sitting outside the breakfast.

Cafe before, when you were just being normal.

When I was being normal, these kids, you know when you hear something, like, someone spilled something, and everyone goes, ooh, yeah. So, like, one of the kids spilled, like, an entire thing of coffee in the table next to us, and we weren't really watching, and the family eventually got up and was walking out, and the two kids were at the end. And I love hearing kids talk to each other. Like, kid conversations is so good. They need a podcast.

They literally need to.

This kid was probably, like, seven, and the other kid was, like, six, and he goes, yo, that was type shit. And high five. That was type shit.

What the fuck does that mean?

I wrote, yo, that was type shit. That's what the kids are saying. So he thought it was hilarious that the kidde spilled his.

They didn't say tight.

They might have said tight. They might have said tight shit. I thought he said type shit.

But it's probably urban dictionary type shit.

Is type shit a thing? It's definitely a thing. Usually meaning psych or just playing sarcastic. A joke.

A joke that makes sense.

Funny type. Des and I looked at each other, I was like, first of all, I want that kid to be my child. Second of all, when you start saying that type shit, type, yo, that was type shit.

It explains a lot, you know?

Oh, one more Olympics thing. Are you familiar with the czech doubles players lore?

That was so many words. Czechs, doubles. What? No.

So this mixed doubles team. Mixed doubles means it's the guy and a girl.

Yeah.

Cyniakova and I think it's Maciek. They win gold, and it shows them, and it says they were dating for a long time and they broke up, but they said, let's do. We can do. We've been training. We're gonna do the Olympics together. And they win gold, and they're, like.

Holding each other back together, kissing on the mouth.

It was like holding. I don't know why. With a hand or with the mouth?

Did they do mouth stuff?

Did they go to second base or third base? And the reporters were like, are you guys back together? And they're like, we wanna keep it private. And people were commenting like, this is a Hallmark movie.

Like, oh, my God.

Gets a day of her challengers, too. But what I know about it is, yeah, mixed doubles. You have to have chemistry with the person. Cause you have to. If I move one way, they have to know to move the other way. You have to be able to keep each other positive. It's a very.

Okay, so if you had a boyfriend in college, just hypothetical, and he was on a mixed doubles team, would you inherently feel a type of way if.

They had, like, a flirty chemistry?

Yeah.

I dated my high school mixed doubles.

Oh, well, there we go.

Wait, I'm trying to think if this was an interesting story. Oh, my God. It kind of was. I was new to the school as I show up to schools halfway junior year, and I got put on the doubles team with him. And he initially didn't like me. Cause I came from, like, a Florida tennis academy. Thought I might be, like, stuck up and didn't realize, like, he's from.

You're so normal.

I'm normal. I was like, guys, I'm normal. Ask the gigglers. But I was like, I'm from Brooklyn. He's from Queens. I started to kind of get him to open up, and we'd laugh, and he'd hit a big serve, and I'd be like, that was huge. I would be fucking with him, joking with him. And then he would ask me to go to practice with him, and then we'd hang out after practice, and next thing you know, we kissed. We were, like, kissing after practice, and then we were not telling people that we were dating on the.

You were keeping it private?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

So it was like, see, I feel.

Like in high school when I got a boyfriend, I was like, guys, check your fucking texts. I just went official on Facebook, bitch.

And then another guy on the team invited me to prom. Cause he didn't know that I was.

Dating the other guy. So what happened? Who'd you go to prom with?

I think I ended up. Oh, my God. I, like, don't remember, but I think I ended up going with the guy who asked me. Cause the other guy wasn't going to prom. Like, he was, like, thought he was trying to promote. Yeah, something happened, but maybe we weren't official yet.

No, that's when you. I have started to. I also have, like, a horrible memory in general, but that's what makes me feel the most old. Like, someone will say something, and I'll be like, I have no fucking idea. Like, that was in high school.

I believe hypnosis works because we all are all living based on made up memories of ourselves. Like, if you told me, like, that's literally not what happened, I'd believe you. So, like, if you've been telling yourself a story about your past life. Mental health moment coming.

Yeah.

Tell yourself a different fucking story, because you probably aren't even remembering it right anyway.

No, my friends will say things from high school, and I'll be like, I don't know. I wasn't there. It was you. You made us do it. And I'm like, I don't think so.

Well, it's almost like when you're like, was that a dream or was that real, or did I. Did someone tell me that story about someone else?

Yeah.

No, everything's made up. We're starting fresh every day.

It's just, like, all made up. You can literally do whatever you want.

Something you guys have to watch. I have something to tell me.

Presumed innocent on Apple TV. Jake Gyllenhaal.

Is it good?

Okay, I'm really offending the swifties this episode, but I fucking love Jake Gyllenhaal. I also immediately turn into, like, a movie critic. The acting in this show is so fucking good, and I don't. I feel like I don't ever really pick up on that unless it's, like, really bad or really, really believable. He is so good in it. The whole show is so good. I pride myself on being able to, like, predict things. I'm like, this is gonna happen. This is gonna happen. I really thought I had it. I fucking could not have been more off. It's just I binged it in a full day. Like, I watched it all, like, Friday night and Saturday.

Apple tv, like, puts out a lot fewer things.

No, they put out one thing a.

Fucking year, but it's fucking good. Whatever they put out.

Like, I'm sick. Like, Ted lasso is still in the top ten. I'm like, the show's over. Give us more content. Like, apple is really lagging on the content.

Yes. Severance is really good. Slow.

But again, that was two years ago.

You're right.

Where's the next season? Like, I'm. Here's the thing. It's 2024. You're giving me the whole series. Know that. That's done that weekend. So I need you cranking content. I need Hollywood now. I need Hollywood to get it together. I need more shows. I need more episodes. I need it faster. I'm over here binging, you know? And, like, I don't know where you.

Find the time either. Cause you're gonna find it.

I fucking find it. I finished two Love islands.

If she wanted to. She what?

It's funny. Now that I've gotten to the point in my life where my friends are like, no, Paige isn't going. Like, Paige is home.

So nice.

Yeah. Like, it's so great.

I actually came to the realization. We've been, like, joking about it, but I always was really ashamed that I wasn't excited to go to parties or social gatherings. And I've, like, finally fully accepted that maybe I'm just weird and normal.

Yeah. No, sometimes I get really nervous, which this is also, like, not completely wrong where I'm like, do I just, like, not get excited for things that other people get excited for? Like, is that something in myself that I'm like, oh, my God. Can't wait to, like, go to this club? I'm like, no, I don't want to do that. But I do think it is. We are just getting. Everything gets repetitive.

Yeah. I also think just me saying I don't like going out doesn't mean you don't like doing anything. It means you like being in the, like, your own home, your own space.

Like, I'll hang out with you if you come to my house and we order my favorite chinese food, and we sit and watch my shows.

Honestly, amazing.

No.

Where the fuck do I sign something you have to watch that you'll love? It's about Rock Hudson. Okay, have you heard Rock Hudson?

Yeah. Who is that?

He's like the most gorgeous Hollywood actor. I mean, his name was Rock Hudson.

In like, the fifties. Yeah, yeah.

And is it on? I think it's on Max.

Okay.

And it's about how his whole life, he was gay. Hollywood's, like, number one guy. Like, every romance, I mean, if you look at this guy, like, I watched the whole thing, and I'm like, I wanna fuck that man. And how basically in Hollywood, everyone knew he was gay, but it was so, like, they protected him because if it ever came out, he'd lose everything. So, like, the makeup artists and the people on set, everyone knew, and he fucked thousands of men. Like, he had a guy, a guy that you call, and the guy would just send over the hottest guy to hang out with him. So he lived this.

Is he still alive?

No, he died of AIDS.

Did he ever come out?

He had to come out when he got Aids.

Oh, my God, how traumatized.

And he's like, it was like 60, I think around 65.

And he was like, it's on Netflix.

It's on Max, I think.

Okay.

But it was just crazy to see back then this, like, double life that he lived. But it's also like, you think about so much of Hollywood was gay, and they couldn't come out. Like, the directors, the agents, they just loved Hollywood.

That makes me so sad for people.

It was sad. But he also lived an amazing life where he'd be like, okay, orgy and Santa Monica.

And they were just. Yeah.

And he just had this, like, close group around him.

Orgy and Santa Monica sounds like a nightmare. Oh, my God. Sounds like you need a couple doctors and a few lawyers.

I think I overbooked. But he was able to live his life to the fullest. Cause he wanted that dream of being the leading man.

Yeah.

And it was very interesting. But he did. Yeah. He had a really good circle of people he trusted, who he kept around him. And I really do believe that the five people that you surround yourself with makes you who you are. No, but do you remember when you would leave a friend group or graduate somewhere and suddenly feel like a whole different person and be like, oh, my God. When I would share my ideas and my personality with them, they were mirroring the wrong shit to me.

I had a psychic say something to me. This is years ago when I first started going to a psychic. And for whatever reason, this really stuck with me. And he said it was actually kind of sad. He didn't say. He was like, I don't want to tell you that you're not going to have a lot of friends, but I want you to know that not all the people you know right now, or even friends that you're going to make can come with you. And I at the time, didn't get it. He was like, just know that when you lose a friend, it's fine, let them go. They can't go with you on your journey.

I have chills and I might have sent you this in a meme you didn't read yet or watch Alastas. You guys have just put you on one thread. Snoop Dogg talked about how as you grow, you have to lose friends. Cause that's assuming that they all are growing with you and that's just not how life works. As you grow, you have to keep people who are with you mentally because if not, they will try to bring you down or they'll be jealousy. And whatever you're chasing or growing, your friends have to be with you or.

Like on the same brain wave.

Yeah. And I think also when you have secret haters around you, that energy seeps into your blood.

It's scary. Secret haters is a very scary thing. And here's the other thing. You can tell when your friend makes that switch because they could be like the most supportive. Like they want you to do good, but they don't want you to do better than them. And that goes for boyfriends too, you know, deep down.

Like, if you were to leave a friend, how they would speak about you.

Here's the thing, here's how you can tell if you have a good friend or not. If something good happens to you, it's who you can tell good news to.

Yes. Who you're not afraid.

And in your head you automatically know, like, oh, I'm not telling that person. Yeah, and like, it's like I've been.

Guilty before, being like, oh, I'm afraid to maybe tell this person because of my past and being like, worried. And then you tell them and they're like, you can tell they're authentically happy for you. And you're like, oh my God, I was projected.

But there's also a difference of, like, you, I think, suffer from. You don't want to put anything in the atmosphere and have the atmosphere fuck it up. Do you know what I mean? Like in the universe. So you keep things like a little closer. Cuz you're like, I don't even want to say it, cuz what if I jinx it?

True. But that's not like unless you sign a fucking contract. Like, I won't. I won't tell my mom things until like, a contract design.

That's insane.

Well, I don't ever get all excited. Things don't happen. Yeah, it's like, mom, I'm gonna, you know. Yeah.

Like, I'm gonna be the president.

Yeah.

I feel like at this point we could freaking do it. We could freaking do it. Did you see that guy in turkey shooting team that just came in jeans and a t shirt and had his.

Hand in his pocket and everyone's like.

Got the craziest gear on. He's like, can I turn this to the side?

I was actually thinking about chapsticks recently. Have you ever finished a chapstick?

Never.

Cause you lose it, right?

Yeah.

Whoever actually finishes their chapstick without losing it should be the next president.

Well, actually, one time in 8th grade, I finished a bliss stack and I'll never forget it because it was the only time that's ever happened to me because I kept it at my desk.

Oh, my God. Wait. I miss. I miss my desk. My desk. It was probably disgusting.

No, I literally know that's crazy when.

You had to clean out your desk.

I loved that day. My desk was always clean, though. So, like, I never like those kids that would, like, dump it and they'd have, like, the craziest shit coming out. I'm like, how do you. It's literally 2ft. How are you even getting it in there? I'm a kid that never has a pencil.

I'm like, where the f. What's in your desk?

You know what's funny is because I went to a private school, on the weekends, the public school kids would come into our school and take religious classes.

Oh, yeah.

And they'd freaking steal our stuff. So I could never keep my cool pens in, like, the front of my desk because they'd always get stolen.

That's crazy. Cause as a public school kid, my parents did drop me off at Sunday school because my parents want to get drunk at brunch. And I was like, mom, what is this religion you're throwing me to?

How long was Sunday school? Like an hour.

Like, enough for them to get drunk at brunch. So probably like two, maybe three.

Oh, that's crazy.

Anyway, anywho, also, yeah, watch Rock Hudson. Watch sprint if you haven't. It's good.

Oh, I haven't.

It's really good.

Okay.

Cause they have Shakari Richardson, who's like that girl.

Wait, can we just talk about her for a quick second?

Yeah. She's my everything.

Her knowing that she's so much faster than everyone, first of all, gives me life. But second of all, her knowing that as she's running a race and then poses like for the camera because she knows she's so far ahead of everyone.

Tried to do a study. Cause apparently her knees stay high longer than other people. And they were like, they think that through physics she actually could run on water. Cause she keeps her leg, she's so light on her toes when she runs something crazy. But also part of me is like, so she's Jesus? Yeah, she's Jesus. So back to Sunday school? No, but if you're like gonna win or lose a race by 0.2 seconds, my question is, are you afraid that your nails might slow you down in.

The air or their hair?

Or the hair sometimes so long. Yeah, that makes me like, I would shave my head. I shave my pussy, shave my head.

Same for swimming.

Swimming.

I saw the girls in the swimming, had a lot of nails too. And I'm like, is that a.

Maybe that's helpful.

Yeah. Is that illegal though? You're just like fins on your, like, I've seen a nail x extension in my day.

Yeah, very interesting. And then there's no alls who he just want.

You're saying it's no allyles? I was like, what the fuck is Lyle?

No, no Lyles here. No Lyles. He just won the men's 100. So he's like an incredible character because he's actually like the sweetest, nerdy cutest guy who's battled depression and asthma. He's just amazing. He basically wants track to be popular. So he talks shit and tries so hard to be the drama, but everyone's just like, you're a sweetheart. And he'll be like, yeah, I'm a beat these guys. And everyone's like, okay, did you see.

The swimmer that loves the chocolate muffins from the Olympic village?

Oh, I saw that.

All his tiktoks are about the muffins. And it's just like kind of hilarious.

Anyway, I appreciate the Olympics. I do find it as like a little anxiety to my day just seeing people like have their dreams accomplished or completely ruined. Yeah, it doesn't do well for my mental health, I realized. So I have to turn it off after 4 hours.

I also think it's so crazy because obviously the Olympics are run by men and it's like a bunch of sports. You know, and it's like, our world couldn't be more fucked up. And they're like, but, guys, we're gonna play basketball. It's such a dude mentality. It's like, okay, but we are gonna see who the fastest summer is.

No, it is guys. Like, a guy could cheat on his best friend's sister and they'll be like, but we have to ball tonight. It would be cool.

Okay, but we're in a league. Does that mean nothing to you? It's like, okay, we signed up, though.

I love ending the podcast in such a dark place.

It actually feels.

It feels right. Yeah, we've been on a journey. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We announced our voice rest collection last week. It sold out. I do kind of like having these limited edition like, phrases that we love.

Some. I saw one girl texted her friend and said that her vagina was on voice rest and that couldn't be more giggly coded.

That's coming out.

They go on voice rest as well.

That's amazing. So, yeah, anything can be on voice rest if you really say it is. Yeah, we have a couple tickets left on our tour. A couple shows.

Yeah. She's, like, gearing up. My mom's, like, really nervous about our health. She's like, everyone's like, I need you to take your vitamins on tour. Like, I need you to get your rest. I'm like, oh, my God, we will.

We'll make sure we drink water.

Yeah.

Biggest lie I ever told. Thanks, guys.

See ya. Bye.