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What's up, gigglers?

Gary, fix the WiFi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

What's up? My grappling with our existence, gigglers. That was one of my better ones. That's a good one. I thought of it this morning.

I am grappling with my existence.

Why? Well, I like some weeks or just some days, you're so in your head? You know what? This is probably wrong, but I feel like I just have low dopamine days. Okay, I've been on ADHD TikTok. But I used to... When you're feeling shit and then you're like, I'm depressed. I'm a depressed person. Now I'm just like, Oh, I'm having a low dopamine day, and I just lean in. And Des will be like, Are you okay? And I'm like, My dopamine is low. It's like my blood sugar is low.

Now that I have my period again, I've been tracking all my- Okay, admin queen.

Okay, woman in stem. No.

I literally have been tracking my mood. I'm normal one week of the month. It's actually not funny. Here's how it goes. I have my period. I'm done with it. Then I'm normal for that next week. Then the following weekend, all I want to do is have sex. Then the following week after that, my boobs get huge. I'm in that phase right now. Then I get my period the next week.

Isn't it funny? I feel like we either all we want to do is have sex or all we want to do is not be touched.

And there's no in between. There's no in between. I, actually, people are always like, Oh, well, this is really more because I'm so deep in Love Island. Like, Oh, do you like a cuddle? Do you want a cuddle? And it's like, as I get older, no, I don't. When they say cuddle, do they mean like, fingering? No, I think they mean like, snuggling in bed. No. And I don't. No. Then I'm like, Am I weird? But I'm like, No, we just had sex. Get the fuck away from me. I need a couple of minutes by myself.

Separate beds? I feel like we'll be normalized in marriages.

No, bring back the 1950s when we slept in separate beds and basically had our own rooms. Honestly, go out and cheat on me all the time. I don't give a fuck as long as you're leaving me the hell alone.

Because you ever ready to have a great sleep, which is all the time, and then you hear your man's snoring, and then you could just feel his body heat, and you're just like, this would be so much better if...

And some women actually complain like, Oh, men fall right to sleep when their head hits the pillow. Good. Shut your mouth. Give me the remote. Let me have 15 minutes after you fall asleep to decompress.

What's your opinion on TVs in the bedroom.

Love it. I think you're psychotic.

I think my parents at a young age were like, no TV in the bedroom. So I thought that was a rule forever. I'm 32 years old. I was like, we can't have TVs in the bedroom. That's illegal.

I think for someone who rots as much as you do in the bed, you have to switch up your little screen to the big screen to the medium screen. I can't just be little screen all day or I go insane.

My problem, actually, my morning routine is so bad and I need to talk about it because I will finally get up, which is a battle. Then I go to the couch where I can lay down. That's not really waking up. But in my head, I'm like, She's up. But you haven't started your day at all. Then you're like, next thing you know, it's 3:00 PM.

For the past six months, I haven't slept in.

What do you do?

I cry.

Well, I've been going to bed earlier. It turns out when you go to bed earlier, you do wake up earlier, which is a crazy thing.

That's a pyramid scheme. It's a literal Ponzi scheme.

Speaking of different screens, I actually wanted to ask you this. I know we're starting out dirty. Sorry, Kim. When you watch porn, big screen or little screen, and do you think it's generational? Because for some reason, when I watch porn, I have to go to my laptop.

I think that's okay. That's insane, but I feel like I can't even say that because what I'm about to say is even more insane. Oh, by myself on the little screen. I'm on my phone.

Okay. Oh, yeah. I thought, I forgot you have a whole team involved.

Not going to lie, this is a crazy story. I'm going to tell it because it's so good and it's never been told. And Craig literally wouldn't let me tell it on the pod when it first happened because he was so traumatized by it. And I was like, this is That's one of the best stories ever. So one time me and Craig were in his living room, okay? And we're on the couch. I don't know what was going on, but we're like, we're going to have sex. So from his front door, you can see... If you're standing at the front door and you know how there's little windows on the side of the door? If you peered in, you could see into the living room on the TV, but no one's coming up to your door, whatever. We had this really weird phase where every time we were having sex, someone would ring the doorbell at my apartment. We had ordered something, and I'm always like, Oh, my God, did they hear us outside? But whatever. So we're sitting on the couch, We're having sex. Craig's like, Oh, let's watch porn. But he puts it on the TV.

Because you're in the living room.

Because we're in the living room, and we just bought a frame TV. So why would we not use it? So, porn's happening on the TV. We're having sex. Doorbell rings his front door. We both look at each other, stop for a second, and I'm like, They'll go away. It doesn't matter. They'll go away. Craig's like, Oh, my God. No. It's definitely someone. We stop. He turns it off. The person had walked away, and Craig was too scared to go to the front door. So he brings up his ring camera. It's a little fucking kid selling candy. Craig, for three days, was scared that his parents were going to come to the house and be like, What the fuck? My kid saw this on the TV.

It was a Jehovah's Witness, and they were like, These people need to be saved immediately.

No, this is so dramatizing. I'm like, You probably got nervous and read why.

My favorite story that you... Now we're just exposing things, but we're just tired, so this is what happens. When they were filming a show and there was a dildo out, can you tell them that?

Oh, my God. Okay, so one time. No, this is so raunchy.

But it's so funny.

It's so mad. Mom, turn this off. It's not for moms.

Both. Nana, you can stay, but moms.

So when you film Southern Charm, they're in your house. They're all over. I almost feel like they I want to show people. Look how fucked up they are. Look how messy this is. This room is disgusting. So we're in the living room. We're filming Southern Charm. I'm looking at Craig. I glanced down at the ground. There's a literal dildo under the table. I'm freaking out inside. I can't call any attention because the camera people are going to go right to it. Then it's going to be on the show. Then we're going to look like I'm going to look like an absolute whore because obviously, It's all those moments where you're like, Am I going to save it? What are you doing? I was like, Should I kick it more under the table?

You should have chucked your body onto it.

I couldn't see it, but from the angle I'm sitting on the couch, it's staring directly at me.

Oh, so you don't know if they see it and they're just not acknowledging it. Oh, my God. That's tricky.

But they didn't see it, and we moved it. But I was so scared. I was like, If that makes it on national television, I'll kill myself.

Because remember the first episode ever of Summerhouse? Not the first episode, but the first season, they were like, Hannah, tell Paige, do you want to buy a vibrator? Yeah. And you were like, No.

I didn't even have a vibrator yet.

That's before I got you one. My favorite thing is not necessarily using vibrators, but giving it to people.

It's such an awkward thing that you love.

I think it's empowering. Also, I'm summer in the Hamptons. In the city, summer in the Hamptons, you have to just put a bunch of shit in your bag and be like, Let's bring this out to my new life in the Hamptons.

Keep it there, you're saying. Keep it there.

In the beginning of the summer, I was grabbing shit. I have so many vibrators, especially because people send it to me, and then they're never charged. I'm really bad with vibrator admin, but I have them lying around, and I'm like, Okay, I definitely should bring one to West Hampton.

I will say vibrator admin, you don't have to charge it as often.

It's funny though. It holds a charge. But mine are never charged. You're not going to wait six minutes. No. The moment's over. It's over. I need to work on that with myself.

Have you ever been somewhere and you have to go old school?

Like, just your finger? Yeah. I mean, most of the time.

Oh, see, now I can never go back. I'm like, Then I'm not doing it. I think I'll order room service instead.

Wait, that makes me so happy for you. But yeah, it's a lot of charging.

I'm like, What am I, Amish? This is ridiculous. Give me some fucking electricity here.

But there's something... You almost feel spoiled with the vibrator. You shouldn't feel that good.

I'm like, Oh, my God, I've over sexualized myself. I can't feel normal.

I don't want to lose that being able to get there with my hands.

Anyway. Just take a turn.

My backpack is It accumulates a lot of weird stuff. When you put something and you're like, I'm going to need this, and then you just have 20 things you've never used in your backpack. I've been traveling a lot more than I wanted to this summer, and I haven't been in the Hamptons as much. La, whatever. Recently, I look in my backpack. At the bottom of my backpack is a long vibrator that's just been sitting at the bottom.

You've just been going through TSA for months.

I've been going through TSA every TSA for months.

They definitely see- 100%. No, 100%.

I'm I'm annoyed because I'm like, I wasn't even using it. I didn't even know it was there. We're so funny because we were like, Let's do a fun episode where the gigglers ask us questions, but we've just been straight up talking for 25 minutes.

Something fishy is going on. Have you ever seen, Oh, you can buy tickets to the Olympics?

No.

Who's in the crowd? Who's there?

Maybe they just let Paris people or French people.

It's been in America, though. Have you ever heard of, Oh, tickets for the Olympics, gymnastics, finals are on sale? No.

The problem is I never have ever gotten tickets to anything.

No, but I've never even heard, oh, I got tickets to- Like not even a group on. No, not even a brand giveaway. So I'm something- Who is in the crowd besides Snoop? I'm on to them.

Okay, cool.

So I don't know what it is.

Well, I know Ralph Lauren sent some people.

Like influencers? Yeah.

And I feel like at least you should have been sent.

Yeah, but did they go to events? Yeah. Oh, they did.

And they like, Emma Chamberlain.

And it's always like, Oh, the Olympics. A bunch of Olympians' parents couldn't get tickets to see. I'm like, So then who's getting the tickets? There's only one Snoop dog. They're in massive arenas.

Yeah.

It doesn't make any sense to me.

I love your conspirial thinking right now.

Yeah, my investigative work.

Okay, so the gigglers ask us questions. What do we wear to the Giggly Squad show to impress you guys? Actually, I've been getting some like, what's the vibe for Club Giggly?

It's whatever you're going out vibe is. If you're a girl that wears jeans and a pair of heels and a tee, love it. If you're a girl that's like, Oh, but I love a knee high boot and a mini skirt, absolutely pop off.

It's whatever you feel confident in and also know that we all have the same personality, anyone who listens to Giggly Squad, us. If you wear a tie, people are going to love it. If you wear a slick back bun, People are going to love it. So lean in to- It's like what you would wear if you were going out to dinner with all of your girlfriends for one of your girlfriends' birthdays. Yes. I'm upset.

You don't have to go full club mini dress. You can wear jeans, but you want to be looking like you're going out for the night.

I agree. French fries or mozzarella sticks?

For the rest of my life.

Just in general.

French I think.

I have to go with French fries, too. We're not trying to turn on our Italian heritage. Just mozzarella sticks?

The Irish went through a famine. Have some fucking respect. The potato famine of 1847.

I can't feel good about myself eating a mozzarella stick. French fries, I'm like, It's potato.

Okay, here's one thing that I have that I don't think I've ever said. I have an irrational fear of Choking. On a mozzarella steak? On anything, but living by myself. I think, honestly, that Sex in the City episode where Miranda almost choked and died and got eaten by her cat, really scarred me. I get really nervous when I'm home by myself eating because there are multiple times where I've been like- Over three times a day, you're like, This is where we go. No, when it's something chewy or something gets stuck in my throat and I'm like, Oh, my God. I got to grab my phone, literally, and I don't even think I'm like, I got to call my mom. She'll know what to do.

That's so funny because I eat like I'm trying to kill myself. I eat like I want it.

So mozzarella sticks, if I'm by myself in my apartment, I'm a tad weary.

I don't chew enough. Do you ever swal something and you're like, That should have been chewed?

Honestly, not since I was seven.

I guzzle my food. Then I'm like, Why do I have a stomach ache all the time? People are like, You eat too fast. I'm like, Well, I've been eating like this forever. My stomach should figure it out by now.

You do eat quickly. There have been multiple times where we've put a plate down on the table. I've turned for five seconds.

She's gone.

I'm like, You ate all of that?

No, it's not healthy. But then I don't have the...

Because I think you legitimately... I feel like someone that legit does only eat when you're hungry, but you wait. You're like, And now I'm starving.

And then I'm like, I need that in my fucking body as soon as possible.

You don't mindless eat. You don't snack. I don't feel like.

I literally never snack. I only snack if I can't get a full meal and I need something.

Or if you're somewhere and you're bored, you're like, Okay, fine.

Honestly, I have a bored snack. Yeah, you don't. But I fucking eat my meals. I look forward to a meal.

You're a breakfast, lunch, dinner girly.

I just don't have the patience to chew. I think life is too short to chew. But okay, the Speaking of choking, Andrew Colin, shout out Andrew Colin, has the funniest choking story because he has anxiety, as we all do. And he once told me a story where he thought he was choking in death. So he drove himself to the hospital thinking he was choking in death.

He was breathing. Clearly, he was breathing.

And he's like, he got there and was like, I think I'm choking in death. And they're like, You would have been dead.

You're talking to us, sorry.

And the way he tells the story is so much What is he eating? I think he was choking- A matérialistic. No, I think it was his own saliva. I think he was like, I think I'm choking to death in this slow choking to death thing. And they were like, You would have been choked.

I actually multiple times have wanted to order the thing for babies when you're choking, the little air thing you stick in their throat and it sucks it up. I think I might.

You never know. I should have more of a fear of choking. Maybe that will make me chew more. But you can deep throat a lot.

Yeah. Yeah. No, that's true. You know what's funny is like, and when I brush my teeth, gag. Brush my teeth, gag. Giving head. What's realistic, right? I'm in the Olympics.

Wait, why do I feel like I've been gagging more with my toothbrush? It's anxiety.

Wait, how do you know that? Because I know when my anxiety started, how old I was, and that was my first thing that started.

Do you remember once I puked and you were like... I was driving- You had anxiety. And it was anxiety? Yeah. You were like, Welcome to my life.

Because my anxiety is- Welcome to New York. Physical. My body will literally shut down. I know the anxious stuff or the physical stuff where I don't have as... I don't ever really suffer from... Even though panic attacks are physical, I don't suffer from- Me neither. Stuff like that.

Okay, let's play a fun game. Who do you think is more anxious and who do you think is more depressed?

I feel like I'm definitely more anxious and you're more depressed.

Period.

But we could switch off. Mercury is in retrograde sometimes, and we switch off. Here's the thing. I don't know when I'm depressed, genuinely, until I'm out of it. And I'm like, That was a weird week. I'm like, I didn't pee for four days. Something was going on there. I feel like my body is like, We're not... Don't deal with it. You can't deal with it right now. We'll let you know later.

It's definitely a mix, but sometimes I'm like, Whoa, you're so sad for no reason. No, this is so sad, but this last week, I was fine. But then at night, the second my head would hit the pillow, I would think about how everyone in my life is going to die. Why would I have to? It wasn't even 3:00 AM. It's like, the second my head hit the pillow, I was like, who's going to die?

See, I feel like, and mine is like, how are they going to die? How can I I can't prevent that.

No, my thing is just, yeah, I'll get really... One day I'm taking over the world. I feel like I have a purpose. I love living. Then the next day I'll be like, None of us have a reason to be here. Why are we even here?

No, for the past couple of months, I've been really obsessed with telling my mom not to die to the point where she was like, I think you need to talk about it with someone because you're obsessed with death. I'm like, I'm not obsessed with death. I just have to make sure you're not ever going anywhere. All these other people, get them out. I go, But I'm not letting you go. No. And she was like, You're going to be fine without me. You're already better than I was at your age. You know everything that I wanted to teach you. You're fine. I was like, Don't say that. Yeah, I'll cry right now.

No. Then I kept having dreams about my grandpa, which is like, I didn't even ask for that. He's in all my dreams.

But that's him coming to you. That should be comforting for you.

But he doesn't say anything.

Oh, well. You probably say enough for the both of you. He's probably like, I can't get a fucking word in, Hannah. I'm trying to come to you and comfort you.

You know what's so funny? The gigglers send us so many light, fun questions, and we're like, Let's talk about who She's going to die.

Death, anxiety, and depression, and dildos. Depression and dildos.

That's the name of this. We got the name of the... Okay.

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How do I tell my boyfriend that it's okay that he can't grow a mustache and to stop trying? That's when... Look, life is a comedy. He needs to stop taking himself so seriously. Be like, Look, the peach fuzz look. It's not it.

Honestly, sometimes when it comes to men's appearance, I think because they think we don't know or we're trying to change whatever. I think you might have to get one of his guy friends to be like, Bro, come on.

You look ridiculous. Oh, yeah, because they'll be like, You don't get it. It's like a playoff beard.

You don't get it. Yeah. Yeah. I think you have to call in reinforcements and trick him.

This is my thing about mustaches. No guy ever looks better with a mustache. It's more of them trying to be interesting or overcompensating for something. He's going through something. It's like a girl's bang is guy's mustaches.

Or just take the approach I do and tell them that you look stupid. If I don't tell you, who's going to tell you? I'm your number one partner. I'm your number one fan. I'm looking out for the good of the both of us. If I was trying to grow a mustache, it would be easy.

Or maybe from a timeline, be like, Okay, let's play a game. If you can get a mustache by the end of the month, great. If you can't, you lose. Shake on it. Goodbye. That's hard, though. I just break up with them. I just break up with them.

It was the mustache. I got to go.

Oh, my God. This is a good question, Paige. If you could style any celebrity, who would it be?

Taylor Swift.

Okay, so- That was so quick. Because she has so much potential.

She has so much potential. She's so tall, and she's just... She literally gives models. She would look good in anything. I want to see her in more like street style Zendaya looks. She would absolutely fucking crush in Zendaya's red carpet style.

But honestly...

No, I think Taylor Swift dresses a little bit cookey because she wants to remain relatable. Because what other billionaire do you know that's relatable?

Okay.

Sorry. It's 9:30 in the morning.

This is how I wake up. I also love the idea of she's working so hard. But it's like, as a billionaire, you She still has a stylist. The stylist is picking- She still has a stylist.

She's not picking out her stuff to go to dinner with Blake Lively where there's paparazzi. That was styled.

Also, there's rumors going around because Because Ryan Reynolds said no notes on a pod, and then he said, We ride at Dawn in another interview. Then someone slid into my DM saying that they can't tell me how they know, but they know that he listens to Giggly Squad.

Ryan Reynolds?

Well, they said that he just loves comedy.

Wait, that's so funny because I was just invited to Blake Lively's red carpet for her movie, but I was like, Sorry, I just got a cat.

I have to stay home. Can I... I also want Blake Lively to go more...

Street style.

I want her to dress like Jennifer Lawrence, The Row. Yes. Because this is the thing about Blake. She loves a She loves the pattern. She loves the color.

She loves a fringe. She loves pencil.

I feel like it's giving California... I feel like it's giving California. Yeah, she loves... Her and Taylor, they love that stuff. Me and her want... Me and you want them to be more depressed New York. Yeah.

I think I think that's what it is. I think when we see- Her style is very happy. Very happy. I'm like, But what if you wore all black? Yeah. And you did a slickback bun? Yeah.

Can I just say one thing? I tried slickback bun for a second. Does it not give everyone a headache. Also, don't you feel very exposed? I wear my hair down because I feel like I could hide myself.

That is such a niche girl thing that we don't talk about enough. When I go to an airport, I never do a slickback bun because I'm like, I'm too exposed.

No, I'm like, you could see every fucking angle of my face when you do a slick back bun.

I'm like, I have to put my hair down and put a hat on. I need alone time. I saw a thing recently because Craig's always like, New York City is inhabitable. He hates it. And so I saw a thing that it was like, New Yorkers are the politest, rudest people. People don't look at each other on the subway because they're so close to to each other in such close quarters. And they're being polite. There's so many people. So they're literally giving you your own space by not making eye contact with you. Because it's like we're sardines in a can everywhere. Wait, that is so...

Because, yeah, per capita, the population is insane. So if everyone was looking over and breaking people's privacy- And saying hi.

Imagine getting on the subway and everyone's saying hi. It's like, No, it's too much. So New Yorkers are actually giving you your space and being respectful, but it gets the wrap of like, they're so rude. They never say hi. It's like, no, because we're so close to each other all the time. But that's why in New York, when something happens in the street, people rush to help because it is a very community-type place.

A thousand %. Also, you never leave an experience in New York wondering what just happened, how that person felt. You know, sometimes not in New York, you'll have a weird exchange, and then you'll be like, Were they being a dick? Where New York, you know if they were being a dick. Oh, my God, we had the funniest on 34th Street. Do you remember we were leaving? I never put up the middle finger. I literally never do it. I really stay above the drama most of the time. But Basically, you know when there's a car by the crosswalk and he was trying to- He didn't make it through. He didn't make it through. Then he was trying to go and we were trying to walk and he was trying to move in front of us, even though there's cars in front of him.

He would have been in the middle of the crosswalk.

It was nowhere for him to go. But he also was just trying to get in front of us. So I gave him a look. I'll give looks.

Yeah, you'll throw a look.

I'll throw a look, and the look was like, Bro, where are you going to go? For two feet? And he was getting all worked up, and I Did he give you the finger? So I look over and he's giving me the finger.

Oh, he was?

Yeah, he was giving me the finger. Oh, I didn't notice that. He was giving us the finger.

Because we- Because I trailed behind you and Grace. I was like, I don't love it.

So I look at him and he's looking at me and he's giving me the finger. Then I, and I think you could that I was like- Kitting?

Like laughing?

Like laughing. I also like, you can tell when someone's used to giving the finger verse, I was a finger.

I literally think you were a finger virgin.

Yeah. I could tell that he was like, This is amateur hour finger. I threw up my little nub and he looked at me and I looked at him. We're both holding the finger to each other, and he starts laughing. He was like this six-year-old Albanian man, and I'm giggling, and we're both giving each other the finger.

It was the most- That's New York City.

We literally left that bonded. No. I said, I have a bestie.

New York is the best for that type of stuff.

Because I was like, Bro, if you're going to give me the finger... I also think I gave the finger because I was with you guys. If I was alone, I would have been like, I'm not getting involved, but I felt like I had to protect you guys in that moment. So I said, I'm not letting you bully us right now.

And then he laughed. These are my friends, and we're trying to walk across the street.

We literally have important things to do. Okay, next question. What makeup are you obsessed with right now?

Wait, this is a great... We're all about segues. This is a great segue to talk about what actually happened at Ulta the other day. Yes. Because it is crazy.

Well, influencers and lip readers, by the way, in my next life, I want to be a lip reader influencer. Me too. Saw us in the background of the Lipstick Lesbians video. Yes. And they were like, There's drama.

What are they talking about? There's heat.

There's passion. That is how we speak.

When we're happy.

About literally anything. Specifically, we were talking about the new Lancôme Hypnose Drama Mascara.

And their Lip IDle.

The Butter Glow. We literally were just complimenting each other. I think it's very New York Italian to compliment each other, but seem like I'm yelling at you.

And we talk with our hands. We're passionate about each other's faces. So when your face looks good with a certain lip balm, I'm obviously going to call some drama.

No, you literally treat me differently when I put some effort into my looks. You're like, Wait, do you want to hang out? Let's hang out.

Should we get coffee after this? You're gorgeous.

So, yeah, there was no drama. I mean, the drama was that we were enjoying putting makeup on our faces. Have you ever been to an Ulta?

Yeah, when you're at those counters and it's just right there, it's so easy to try stuff. So I was like, trying this mascara.

I love being a hype girl. That's my first purpose in life. So I give credit where credit is due. If the lip IDle butter glow is glowing on your lips, I'm going to tell you. If you're going to spend your money on something, I want it to be something that's worth it.

That's so true. There really was not any drama happening. We were just being obsessed with each other, trying out lip gloss and mascaras. We're just girls.

I feel like when guys talk, well, guys never talk about anything important.

No. I feel like they never look at each other.

Guys, I feel like we'll never complement each other's facial features, where I feel like girls were like, your eyebrows are perfect.

Yes.

No, imagine a guy going up to another guy and be like, Well, what chopstick do you use?

Hey, is that Lip IDol by Lancôme?

Bro, can I borrow some of your Hypnose drama mascara?

Oh, yeah. I just got a new tube.

Meta, I had a guy online recently. He referred to women as breeders. What's your take?

Is he like- Being funny?

Yeah, but that's even worse. I'd rather him be serious than be trying to be funny and say breeder.

Yeah, like, Oh, what are you? Just a bunch of breeders. Also, I think talking about having children on a dating app is like, We haven't even met yet, sir.

I want to reverse the roles. You know the joke NBA players, how girls are trying to get pregnant with their babies? I want a story of a famous woman that men keep trying to impregnate her.

That's terrifying. That's one of the scariest things I've ever heard in my life.

Because I was talking about how I've never been single on the road and how male comics, if they're really famous- I wish I could go back in my dating apps and read what I would say to people, just so that we had it for context for Giggly. I really took pride in my- Dating app. Flirting game. I was the friend who was like, I'm good at pretending I'm someone I'm not. Or just like, I'm good at the lack of intimacy, funny, fuck around type shit. The second feelings got I was like, I'm confused. I don't know what's going on here.

Like, I flirted too much. Yes. Like, I owe you a relationship, but I can't. Yeah.

But it's also a lot of advice I'd give with flirting is just keep it short.

Yeah. I say short and uninteresting interested. Yes. And they're all fucking over it.

That's all you have to do. Say short and uninterested because if you're actually having deep conversations with people over text, then you're sitting with them and you have nothing to fucking talk about.

Because men inherently, I mean, women do, too. I also like the thrill of a chase in the very beginning. But I think men like it a little bit more. I think that truly is the key. I'm good. This was just going to be something fun. I don't really care that much.

Yeah, I think you'll see a lot of relationships with girls who look a little exasperated with their dude. I don't think it's a coincidence. It's because you want to be so comfortable and not need him. That's where the healthiest relationships happen. Yeah. You don't need anyone. Yeah.

I just genuinely want you around. Exactly.

What was the hardest part about writing the book?

Writing the book? Writing it.

I do think it was us. It was actually easy to come up with ideas and come up with funny concepts, but the actual putting sentences together was the hard part.

I think also certain stories we told, how did we feel about it when it happened versus now writing about it when you're like, I don't feel that same way, but trying to convey what you felt at the time when you don't feel like that anymore.

The one cool thing is while we were writing it, I was having my panic attack about my special. I was able to go in and add to the anxiety chapter and be like, Hey, guys, we're right in the moment. We're live.

No, literally, we're on the ground floor right I don't know.

So, yeah, it was hard to go back to how we felt about certain situations. Do you brush your teeth with cold or hot water? Cold. Cold?

I'm not absolute psychos. No, cold. There was a girl in my high school that brushed her teeth with hot water, and she said it was because she was Jewish. But I think she was lying to me, but I didn't know. So I was like, Oh, okay. That must be a thing that they do. And I never forgot about it.

How often do we text Honestly, daily.

Yeah. Well, we have our group chat, me, you, and Grace, which is pretty much every day. And then we do sidebar for some things, and I would say every other day we're sidebarring about something. Yeah.

The thing is We also consciously don't tell each other everything because Giggly Squad is important to us. I'll have stuff happen, and I'll be like, and then we write it in the... Let's say we're writing the Giggly Squad notes every day. We also go in waves- Unless it's something huge.

It's huge. True. Then it's like a voice note.

We do get it.

We can't leave a paper trail.

This is the thing. When we do get into it, we'll voice note for like 6 hours. Then we're in it. I think sometimes out of respect for each other, we're like, Let's give her a break today. I know I feel like I'll be like, she doesn't need- No, we couldn't be more low maintenance?

If you said, I'm not going to talk to you for two months because I feel like you just need some time, I'd be like, okay.

But it's also like, you know the senses. I can tell when you're overwhelmed and I'll send a text like, You good? And you'll be like, no. And then I go, she knows I'm here. She knows I'm here.

When you send that, that's when I know I haven't been living my truth. You know what I mean? When you're like, Are you okay? Because I know in your head, you're like, You have a list of 10 things that would fix whatever my problem is, but I'm not in in that mindset to hear it. So you're like, It's okay.

Just go it your own time. And I don't want you to feel alone, but I also don't want to overstep and try to solve anything. Yeah.

Oh, gosh. No. When I get a text message from you, and then I have another one from my mom, and it's basically the same thing, I'm like, I'm really fucking my life up because you both will be like, Are you okay? Is everything good?

Oh, God.

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Who would play you both in a giggly cult biopic?

Oh, my God. That's such a good question. Daisy Edgar Jones, I think, would play you.

Oh, my God. I love that. I feel like Mila Kunis should play you.

I know, but I feel like she I was older now. No, I mean... I mean, to go next to Daisy Edgar Jones? Yeah, I guess.

You know who could play you if you want to be young? Sorry. What's her name? The girl who was Wednesday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought he meant the day of the week.

I was like, that's so fucking rude. I give the middle of the week, pump day energy trying to get through it.

That's the meanest thing I've ever heard in my life.

I think he did mean that? And then he said, No, I meant Wednesday Adams, but I'm not completely sure. And then I had a thought. Put that in the back. Is that a weird baby name?

Wednesday? Yeah. Yeah, it's two on the nose of the character.

Because I was just like, Oh, could that be a cool baby name? But I don't like the nickname Wendy.

No. Are you going to name your kid a weird celebrity name? I feel like you are.

Half and half.

One will be weird, one won't be? No.

My celebrity weird name is really a play off my grandma's name. But people will think it's weird, but it's not. I've had it planned since I was in high school.

It's not Apple. No. People are very strict about not telling people what your baby name is because everyone's going to judge it.

Okay. Now, to bring up the pregnant community because I support them. It's so crazy now that I feel like asking people like, Oh, do you know what you're having? Is a rude question now. Because Because the amount of times that the answer is, I know, but we're not telling people. And I'm like, Okay, sorry. I'm like, Okay. Sometimes I want to turn and be like, I don't actually give a flying fuck what you're having.

How many pregnant women are you running into?

Honestly, a lot lately. Because I'm like, I wasn't trying to offend you.

I was literally just being nice, and then you gave me the weirdest answer back.

And I'm like, Okay, Okay. And then you're like, Can I guess?

Can I guess?

And some people, I've just never been in the camp of I want to be surprised because I feel like popping a baby out of your pussy is the fucking surprise. I've never done that before, and that's going to be frightening. So the gender, I might need to know a few things. Also, how are you shopping, bitch? How the fuck you're putting all yellow and green. I need pink toes. I need blue raffles. I'm done with it. I'm so done with it. Sorry. Okay.

Wait. I love when you get passionate about things that are- It's just like, I'm like,. Watch you be like... We're not telling. We're actually not telling. Are you going to do a gender reveal?

Probably, but probably just for my family and you and Grace.

Why do I really want to do a golf gender reveal where you hit a bunch of golf balls and it goes into powder. Hits a golf ball, it goes into powder. Yeah.

It's so waspy of you. Oh my God, no, it is so waspy. Are we going to do it in Connecticut? I think we should all be on a golf course. When's the two-time? I was going to cut a freaking cake.

Or I serve a tennis ball. That'll be two on the nose.

That would be cute.

That would be cute. Oh, gosh. This is actually the best question I've ever gotten. Some of these questions are gold. Okay, if we were both kidnapped together, who would they kill first? For sure me.

100% Hannah because she's vocal. She's pointing out where they messed up, who's coming to get them. I've been paralyzed with fear. You're going to fall asleep because you're so stressed out. Yeah, I would have my non-golapsy. I have my non-golapsy.

Paige, I think, is actually less impulsive than me when the stakes get high. Yeah.

I'm also more of a doer. Yeah, I'm a freezer. You're a freezer. I'm like, I need to assess this situation. Sometimes I do think I could...

I also feel like I'd try to be a hero. I'd be like, I got this. I know what to do.

Yeah, you wouldn't. It would be like, Please don't. I would be like, Please don't see that to me.

I'd be like, Look, I've been thinking about this.

I would be plotting in my head. I think more of like, How could we get out of this window? How could we... Here's the thing. If I was being kidnapped, I feel like I'd be like, Look, I'm not going with you to the second place. So just shoot me here. Just kill me right here because I can't do the second part.

I will say that if they were going to keep one of us alive, it would be you because they'd be like, That one's sweating. This one's not sweating at all, and it's like 110 degrees.

This one we could fold up.

In this locker room. This one's not flexible. Her hair is very greasy. She's giving a stench. No. You would pretty much your way where they'd be like, We need that one.

I'd trick them into like... Yeah. You'd be like... I'd be in love with them. Yeah. They'd be like, What if we just dated?

You'd flirt your way.

I'd flirt my way out.

He'd be looking at me and I'd be like, I'm going to kill you. And then you look and he'd be like his page, eye-fucking me.

I feel like she's being so weird, isn't she?

You would eye fuck him.

Yeah. I would try and pull out whatever I could. What a crazy thought. That's so terrifying. Sorry.

That one was the bad thought? No, that one got- After all the things we talked about?

You know what I will say, though, about kidnapping, which I feel like we should say for the girlies, because we don't drive, we don't go to parking lots ever. That there's this whole epidemic of people putting air tags on your car and then putting stuff on your handle so that when you grab your handle, it's some type of chloroform, basically, and you literally just pass out, and then that's how they take you.

Where did you hear that?

I read it on TikTok.

So we know.

We know what's happening. Because something happened to this girl in Walmart, and these guys pretended to work at Walmart. They were like, You have to go out to your car. And she was just like, No. And then one of the Walmart associates was like, They've been handing girls' notes in grocery stores and department stores, and they're opening the notes, and whatever fumes are making them loopy. So then when they walk out to their cars, they're like, don't know what's going on. And then they take that.

Never take anything from a man. And if you don't have your driver's license, it's okay.

Honestly, what a time to not have your driver's license. What a time to be alive.

What a time to be alive. What's Daphne's middle name?

She doesn't have one. She's Cher. She's just Daphne.

She's Daphne.

I keep saying Daphne Reynolds, but I don't know who that is. I don't think it's- Debbie Reynolds. Is that where I'm getting it? She's like an old star, Hollywood star. I don't know why I keep just being like Daphne Reynolds.

Do you ever call her DD?

I don't. I do yell because there's a line from Bridgerton. The opening line of Bridgerton is Daphne, you must make hast. I yell it all the time in my apartment when I can't find her.

Wait, how is she doing?

She's perfect. She's amazing.

She's gorgeous. Well, you posted a photo of her. She loves looking herself in the mirror. Can you take a photo every time she does it? Because it really makes my day. I try.

The other day, she just sat in front of the one in my bedroom and just stared at herself.

I've never seen beauty like this before.

I'm like, your eyes are gorgeous.

Freaky Friday edition. If you were in my body for the day, what would you do?

Shave my legs. I would shave I would take an all-girl shower. That's the first thing I would do.

That's the day, though. It takes 24 hours to get all the hair out.

I would take an all-girl shower. I would get a blowout and have sex with Des.

Oh, my God. Okay, if I was you, I would yell at Craig on FaceTime.

Yeah, that's a fun one.

I would confuse Craig on FaceTime. I'd make him think I'm mad at him. He'd be like, This is a different personality.

I've never met this one yet.

Then, honestly, I would do a photoshoot. I'd want to feel the energy of what it's like to be you on set, where it's just every angle is hitting and everyone's like, Oh, my God.

I'm really not. Every angle isn't always hitting.

What angle doesn't hit for you?

That was such a good question. Honestly, my left side, sometimes my smile is fucked. My teeth look fucked up. If I'm on my left side, I'm not showing teeth.

I love that for you.

Thank you. But on my right side, I'll give it smile of teeth. Not on my left. That's so interesting. I always feel like who is that one person? Not Demi Moore. Demi Lovato, when they said she had an evil twin was her in pictures.

There was one photo that was not okay. Sometimes there is a monster side. For me, I've realized if I put my head too low, if I put my chin down, my forehead gets huge. Then if I put my face too up, then it gives too much neck. Then the problem is when you're getting photos taken, you don't always know where they're going to be.

They're your angle. Yeah.

It's really a fucking crapshoot in these streets. It's fucking hard. Okay, we have time for one more. How do you fall asleep at night? What's your go-to when you're having trouble?

Okay, you know what I've been doing recently that I never used to do. I used to just put my phone down, turn on the TV, and watch it until I fell asleep. Now I've been turning my TV off, obviously turning all my lights off.

Raw dogging.

And just closing my eyes. And when I feel...

She goes, This is crazy. Close your eyes. That one will help.

No, but when I close my eyes, I only think about my breathing. I think about- Okay, military. No, I think about like, Okay, I'm breathing. I'm breathing in. It's going to sell in my body. This is your 30s. It also, I think, is a little bit meditative. Yeah.

One thing I realized I'm I'm really good at napping, and I'm not that good at falling asleep at night. But I realized when I'm napping, I get really excited about the idea of letting my body go limp and just being exhausted, where sometimes at night, you just keep trying to find a comfortable position. I try to just go limp and lie to myself that I'm enjoying the... Pretend I'm about to go for a nap in the middle of the day when I'm supposed to be doing meetings. You have to trick yourself. You trick yourself.

I've realized on nights that I can't fall asleep, it's genuinely because I haven't had enough alone time with myself. I've never suffered from, Oh, I have to wake up early, and I got to go to sleep. When I turn the lights off and I'm like, I got to go to sleep, I can do it. But on the nights that I'm keeping my light on or I'm staying on TikTok, I've realized it's because I haven't spent enough alone time with myself during the day.

You're making up for a long time.

Yeah. I feel like I'm not... I don't want the night to be over yet.

I do I also think if you can go on a hot girl walk or some exercise, it does help because I'll get fucking...

It's not- Well, you take a shower a lot, and I feel like that relaxes your body. Yeah.

Taking a hot shower at night put me right to sleep.

I do have this one thing that I used to do all the fucking time in college. I don't know why. Probably because I like, drank so much. But I would take these detox baths. Like at nighttime, they'll put you right the fuck to sleep.

What do you put in the bath?

Do the bath as hot as you can stand it. So guys can't do it. No, they literally can't. They would burn. Do it as hot as you can stand it. Equal parts Epson salt, equal parts baking soda. Sitting there for 10, 15 minutes. Let the bread rise. Don't pass out, you fucking idiot. Drink enough water so you don't pass out. But right when you get out of the tub, you can't do anything. So don't think you're going to get out of the tub and do a task. You literally will lay down. I've laid down in my towel, fallen asleep for the whole night.

What does it do you, the baking soda?

It's supposed to detox your pores, draw toxins out, which I don't know. I'm not the actual doctor.

Someone also said If you're having trouble going to sleep, to imagine your house that you grew up in and do a full tour in your head, walking in and going into every room, and by the end, you'll fall asleep. But I tried it. It didn't work.

That's traumatizing, I think.

And sad.

So sad. I mourned my childhood all the time. I would have no the fuck I would not do that to fall asleep. I just want to go back. It was so much easier.

I want my limited two campaign back. Put me on the face of the magazine. Well, you guys, we love you so much. Thank you for giggling. Also, we sold out of the merch. Oh my God. Voice REST merch. Fuck, yeah. I think we're going to start doing a monthly limited drop.

Of just funny sayings.

That we're saying during the time because you guys will be like, make this, and we'll do it. I'm really excited about that. We have some tickets left. I actually want to say the cities that there's still tickets available because I've been just being very general. These are where the most tickets are available. Atlantic City. Let's go. Hard Rock Live. That's going to be a party. Newark. We added another show in Newark. We added another show in Madison. Bajers. Let's go. Chicago, Illinois.

Wait, this is going to be my first time in...

Madison. Wisconsin.

Honestly, the Midwest, I feel like. Other than, I've really only ever been to Chicago.

It's going to be fun. You're going to love the Midwest. But Chicago, we added another show at the Chicago Theater. Chicago, San Antonio, Texas. We have a couple of tickets left. Austin, we added another show. Orlando, we added another show. This is impossible to say. Mash & Tucket, Foxwoods Resort. That's going to be lit. Mash & Tucket, let's go. Cleveland, Ohio, we added another show. We added Winsor, and we will be dropping another show for the New York City girlies to keep an eye out. Love you guys.

Bye. Bye.