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Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix your wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my global gigglers? I'm back, and Paige is about to leave. Cause everyone's in Europe this summer. And if you're not in Europe, like, what are you doing? Do you have a life? No. Look, it was stressful. Traveling is so stressful. Let's stop pretending that it's fun.

No, I wanna go on a social media blackout when I'm traveling because, honestly, I'm not impressed with any of the outfits that I picked out.

Wait, you're disappointed in myself?

I sabotage myself. There's nothing like being disappointed in myself in an outfit.

Wait, I felt that in my bones.

Because if you hire a stylist and you're like, oh, she's stupid.

She just lay me. Yeah.

I'm like, she doesn't get me. But then when it's something I picked out, I'm like, oh, I gaslit myself. I sabotage myself.

I love when I show up after packing and I go, who the fuck packed this?

Yeah.

And you realize it was you.

Yeah.

I'll do this crazy thing where I'll just pack one thing that I like.

Well, you. Let's just say in general, you pack very poorly. Like, a crazy person. Like, you don't pack complete outfits. You pack, like, oh, I like that shirt.

Oh, I like that shirt.

I'll wear it somehow.

Oral pack stuff that I've never worn in the last year. I think I'm gonna be a different person.

Me is different.

And then everyone jokes that you always pack, like, 40 pairs of underwear. Like, you're gonna shit yourself every day. Which I do.

Which, here's the thing. I do run out of underwear.

I don't do numbers. I do packs of underwear. Like, I just throw all of my.

Underwear because I'm a two. A two pair a day.

If you, like, live a day and then go to bed with that same underwear, I got the.

No, you can't go to bed in the same underwear that you did the.

Day in, in your walking underwear. Nobody talks about your mom. My underwear, after a day has been through a war zone.

It's not sanitary. It's not sanitary. It's not.

Okay. Yeah, and it is like a familiar smell. Like, I'm like, oh, that's me. But I'm not gonna bring it to bed. The bed is a safe haven. I'll bring it to the couch.

Of course.

I'll bring it to the dining table. Look at me pretending like Adi dining table. But I am not bringing that in the bedroom. Also, I shower, so I never.

You're a nighttime shower. Yeah. We know this about you.

We have to make a statement.

Yeah, and it's not funny.

It's not funny. It's just not funny.

So we're not laughing about it?

No, we're not laughing. But we need the gigglers to just put a prayer out there for Grace. Grace.

Grace is certainly not laughing.

Grace is not laughing. Actually, she was laughing. It was hurting Grace.

Larry can't laugh right now.

Grace had an accident, and it was no one's fault. No, but herself.

Right. We tend to do that to ourselves. She's one of us.

She sabotaged herself. She fainted and hit her jaw and broke it. Broke it. And now she's on a lot of drugs. And we were like, grace, we need to put the newsletter out tomorrow.

She's excellent.

That's fucked up.

In the group chat, she texted and was like, guys, I'm gonna be a little out of it this week. So, like, I don't know if I can, like, edit the pod or do anything. And, like, of course we're like, oh, my God, don't even worry about us. You're just standing on the side being like, wait, what's going on?

This is the problem about, like, finally getting, like, a CEO of our company, is that we didn't anticipate when freak accidents happen that she's literally gonna be high on something. Arguably, her high is still better than us. Sober. 100%.

100%.

You should just let her do the newsletter. High 100%. Grace is taking this week off, so if we're a little, like, slow on.

Social media, it's cause Grace is taking a nap. A well deserved nap.

Grace is.

I sent her. On behalf of the two of us, I sent her. Which should arrive tomorrow like an assortment. I was looking.

You're so good at this.

I'm so. I love this.

This is what you live for.

I live for that.

You got quit an accident.

What's the best gift I can send? I've been really topping all my baby gifts too. My baby gifts are so good. I sent her an assortment of ice cream. From us.

Oh, my God. That's cute.

Cause she's on a liquid diet? Basically, yes. So I figured she could. I was trying to find milkshakes, but you can't mail them. So I found myself in a pickle.

So for some reason, Grace told me first. Cause I think we were doing something with burnerphone. And then I was like, have you told Paige? And she's like, not yet. And we both were like, how do we break it to her? Yeah.

And then she said that she has to be on a liquid diet.

We could get her, like, a juice. Juices. But sometimes I feel like that's mean. Like, making her drink, like, fucking. Like, jalapeno pepper. Cayenne fucking.

No. I was thinking about her last night, and I was like, what is she legitimately eating? Like, is she just eating soup and mashed potatoes?

Isn't that basically what Craig does?

No.

Literally, all Craig does.

He had to go get his cholesterol checked because of it.

Did he really?

Well, because there's so much salt and soup.

Yeah.

I was like, you're gonna have a heart attack.

Wait, Craig should do an ad with his mom. Like those football players do with, like, the soup.

Yeah, I'll run that bio.

Sorry. Just creative directing. So, any grace? Not okay.

Not okay. And then, so we walk in and we're telling Chris the story. And then Chris was like, any man was like, I have a story that will relate.

I want to make this video well, because I was like, she didn't do anything stupid. She wasn't drunk. She literally. She fainted. And he goes, I did something stupid.

When I was drunk.

And we were like, do tell.

Like any typical guy. But he said that he had a. What's it called? A teacher. A teacher doctor.

I don't think it's called student doctor.

A student doctor. Yeah. My college got canceled. Okay, give me a second.

You did one charity event at your college. Next day they canceled it. They were like, this college is not good for anyone.

It's so funny because my social circle right now is very interesting. I went to a 95. A 95th birthday party last night. Absolutely lit. I had the best dress on, obviously. But I ran into the president of my college. I'm, like, in the social circle in Albany. You can't even touch me up there.

I like that you're just hanging out with the people that want to go to bed at 09:00 p.m. that's what I do.

The party started at six. I was in bed by 830. I was like, this is the best time ever.

It sounds like my marriage.

But I had a story of one time about a student doctor, if you don't know, I got my appendix out in the third grade. Did you know that? Yeah.

And you almost died.

I didn't, but okay.

You did add that to the story. The first.

They did burst, and I was in there for a week.

No, you could die.

But anyone could die when I. I think that was a very pivotal moment in my life because I was very bitchy when I was in the hospital, like, as a third grader. Like, I was very like, no. Yes. Get out of my room.

Someone brought you lunch, and you just flipped the tray. You're like, what the fuck is this?

I'm not eating that. And I had, like, a tube, like, in my nose, down my throat, into my stomach. So, like, I couldn't eat for a couple days because it was, like, sucking out, whatever. So no one could. My mom couldn't eat in front of me. My dad couldn't eat in front of me because if I smelt it, I would, like, freak out, and I couldn't have it.

So she's a pleasant to be around.

A literal pleasure. Everyone on the floor loved me. But I will say my surgeon. I loved her because she was gorgeous.

Okay?

She came in one time in the middle of the night in a literal leopard hat, and I was like, you're stunning. I love you. You can operate on me. I will.

That's what I'm gonna say. If my surgeon's gorgeous, absolutely fucking not. If you took more effort into your face than what you're about to do into my fucking inside of my body. No, thank you.

Why can't women do both? Why can't we be stunning, gorgeous and perform surgery at the same time?

This is, like, what I think about stylists. Not to bring up stylists again.

It makes us sound very traumatic.

But, like, just like doctors stylists. Very similar.

Yep.

I don't want my stylist to be too put together. I want her to be working on other people's projects. I want her to look like she just, like, came out of a sewer and is in all black and she's so tired from putting together outfits last night for other people.

I hired my manager. Based on her sweater, we are. She walked into lunch, I said, you look amazing. You're hired. Run my whole career. Please.

And you know what?

What?

I'm learning about this life mental health moment. There's no right or wrongs.

No.

You just have to keep making decisions. It's when you stop and you pause that life becomes difficult. I don't know what I'm talking about.

So anyway, royal rise. Like, okay, so the doctor comes in to everyone. Yeah, I'm being mean to everyone. The doctor comes in, and she goes, I have a student. This is after she performs the surgery. She does it perfectly. Amazing. She comes into my room. Now I'm literally six, like, seven years old, maybe eight. So, like, her evening, it could have been less. Even asking me questions, like, if she's allowed to do things on me is funny because I'm like a little kid, but, like, hIPaa violation, you know, like, it's always following me.

Yes.

So I can distinctly remember her saying, I have a student doctor here.

I think legally she has to tell you.

Yes. Would you allow him to take the tube or no? They had taken the tube out of me. They had to put it back in me. Cause I got, like, sick. She said, would you allow him to put this tube back in, like, in you? And I looked at her, and I said, absolutely not. I was eight years old. I go, get away from me.

Hold boundaries.

I'll never forget it. She had to have been in her forties, now that I think of it. And he was definitely in his thirties, but I literally felt a man. And I go, no, I was just.

So proud of you as the doctor and been like, never let a man put anything down your throat.

I was like, a man in a tube in my body. I don't think so. I know what's going on here.

Keep your tube out of my mouth.

And she goes, okay, then I'm gonna get another doctor to do it. I go, I can do it. And she looks at my mom, and my mom is just. I don't know. I take the tube, I put it inside my nose, down my throat, into my stomach. I go, anything else that we need to get done here today? So I'm a doctor.

That's the most upsetting story.

Insane. I wonder where that student doctor is now.

That was his one opportunity to help someone, and he never got it. So he failed his test, and now he's on the streets.

I was like, sorry, try someone else, bozo.

Not to make this about me, but my appendix got. What's it called? I got appendicitis.

Yeah. Wait, you don't have an appendix?

No.

Oh, right. It happened a couple years ago.

It happened while I was filming chat room throwback. I'm filming a tv show in my mom's kitchen.

And you must've been sweating and I'm.

Sweating, and we're like, you know, I'm chatting with Portia Giselle. My stomach's hurting. But, like, nine out of ten times, my stomach's hurting. So I'm just like, yeah, my stomach hurts.

No, that's what it is. You're, like, just being a girl.

My stomach's fucking hurting. I'm being a girl. I'm whatever. I have to shit. But I, like, couldn't poop.

Yep.

I think I, like, unbuttoned my pants. Cause something was just, like, a pressure. There was pressure happening. There was burning. There was something. I go, mom, my stomach's killing me. And she immediately looks at me, and she goes, we have to go to the hospital. Your appendix is gonna burst. And I go, what are you talking about? She goes, I've been waiting for this moment. I've been researching. It was the most mom math shit ever. My stomach. I'm always like, oh, my stomach hurts. And she's never acted like that.

But your appendix is a different pain.

We had to go to a hospital, and we ended up going to the wrong hospital first. And I remember thinking like, oh, my God, we're almost there. And then they're like, oh, no, this is the wrong one. I remember being like, I'm not gonna make it. I was like, get my affairs in order.

Well, it's so poisonous, which is so crazy. And I can remember being little. And when mine burst, I was in the hospital room, and I said, oh, I feel better now. Like something just happened. I feel fine. And the next thing I know, they're putting oxygen on me because they're like, we immediately have to take her to the. Or you could die if it leaks into wherever.

They also do think that it's poop. Like, I remember she was like, you. I think my stuff was wrapped around my stuff.

Yeah. And that can happen.

And that can happen. And they got confused. I didn't know what was going on. I'm just like, look, I can't tell if I'm literally just a little bit bloated or I'm gonna die. And that is so embarrassing, because also.

It'S always branded that girls are, like, dramatic, but women have the highest pain rate. We do.

That's the thing. I remember them being, like, not giving me any pain pills. And finally I had to be like, hey, could I get something? And they gave me something little. And I was like, no, no, no. They had to give me, like, crazy amount of morphine. And I still felt it through the morphine.

Yeah, I had to, like, when I got my wisdom teeth out, I had to like, get like four rounds of hydros. And I remember my mom being like, so nervous. You're kind of getting addicted.

Oh, you know, when I got my wisdom teeth out, I wasn't even under.

Really?

Yeah. I just.

Really bad reaction. I might put the picture in the newsletter one day because it's terrifying.

Also, can you put in the newsletter all your, like, get well gifts? Because I was laughing, cuz.

Yeah.

On the way here, I was googling what to get someone after an accident.

Yeah. So there's this company that I use a lot. It's called I'll put all of this in the newsletter. I'll put my baby, though we don't have one. We don't know what's going on. Like, do we have health insurance for Grant? Like, what's going on?

She's under 26, so she's okay.

Thank God she's still on her mom's. But there's this company called Gold Belly and I found it, I think, during COVID my friends were using it. And you can ship any food, like famous food from different parts of the country to anywhere.

It's so italian coded of you.

So italian. So, like, one of my girlfriends, she made her like, mikva. Like, she became jewish and she had to do this ritual and it was a mikvah. So I sent her a spread from Kat's deli because I was like, what do you send someone who's just became jewish? I'm like, obviously a sandwich.

Is that your love language?

Sending gifts?

Sending gifts and not having to see the actual person one.

I love it. Speaking of you. But don't text me. No. Since I've moved into my new apartment, I haven't gotten any furniture because it's not like, hasn't been shipped yet. And I'm waiting for this specific couch from cb two.

Okay.

And I'm really thinking about never getting furniture because I have my bed, which is all I really need, and I'm the one that lives there. And everyone that's texted me like, oh, my God, you moved. Like, I gotta come over and see it. And I'm like, yes, as soon as I get furniture, you're coming over. So I haven't had to have anyone over in like a month and I love it.

Hotaik furniture is overrated. I think it's actually a multi level marketing scheme. Why do you need so many chairs?

I don't like, I literally random tables.

Why? Like why? Cause I like when things are like, clean. And nothing's ever been clean in my apartment. The more shit you have, the more stuff you put on it. I won't put a bunch of clothes on a chair if I don't have a chair.

My apartment's never been cleaner.

All you really need is a bed. One couch.

Minimalist.

And you don't even need the couch.

No.

And then you have a toilet, and that's really it.

I have my squatty potty, and I'm fine.

MTV cribs. Here's my squatty potty.

Honestly, when I was moving, my mom was, like, so embarrassed to move it. She was like, so gross. Can you just, like, throw that out? I can't believe you even have that with, like, Craig. You have a boyfriend. I'm like, he knows that I shit sometimes.

Yeah, and I have a steady flow and a wide set butthole.

Want to know something else? I haven't gotten my period. We all know that. But I genuinely think I'm going through, like, the p. Like, I getting it without getting it.

The ghost PM's.

Yeah, it's really fucking annoying. And now and I know that I'm synced up to Taylor Fitzgerald. So I texted her. I texted her the other day, and I go, hey, wait, why did I get jealous?

I just got weird. I was like, oh, shit.

It's because I was with her for a whole week. And then I was like, I feel like I'm getting my period. And she goes, I just got it today.

Yeah.

So I was like, maybe we synced up. So I texted her and I said, any chance you're feeling a little pmsy? Because I just ordered Ihop and she me back, wait, I have to see what she texted me back. Cause she texted me back, so it looks so fucking insane. She was like, so, yeah, I think I am pmsing also.

What's your IHOP order?

Oh, I don't. I never have ever been to Ihop. And all of a sudden, I was just like, wait, I need pancakes.

Yeah, they also have really good hash browns.

She said, well, I just saw a cute old lady in a restaurant, and so I'm crying. So maybe we are. Do.

Do you ever, like. You ever in a situation with someone you love and then you randomly will go and think about a movie montage of their whole life with them, and then when they're gone, and then think about.

Are you talking about your grandpa again?

No, but people who are alive and you're like, this one of those moments I'll think about when they're dead. Anyway, life is. My week has been going really well. I dyed my hair red.

It's so good.

This is kind of what I always thought it looked like, but I didn't. Like, I finally bleached it.

Oh, you did?

I didn't ask her, okay? I basically was like, this is what I want. And I was like, but you don't have to bleach it, right? And she was like, no, we fully have to bleach it. And I was like, okay, just don't tell me that you're bleaching it.

So how long? How long from start to finish? How long were you there?

Probably 3 hours.

And that was today?

Yeah.

I love it.

I just showed up, and my girl Stephanie shout to Stephanie at IGK Salon. She doesn't tell me anything.

Okay.

She just. We make eyes.

Yeah.

Show her photo. She disappears, starts mixing some stuff. And people ask me all these questions. They're like, did she do this? I'm like, I don't ask.

I don't know.

Who am I to ask her?

Yeah, who am I to disrespect her art?

Who are you? A surgeon.

I'm gonna question Stephanie.

I'm gonna say, oh, did you cb two in it? No. Did you use a 473? No. I'm gonna let her do her thing. If she did say, hey, can I use a student hair colorist on it?

Then you'd be like, that's how I.

Bleached my hair in college at a student place for $35. And the girl literally was like, I'm not gonna bleach your hair. And I was like, do it. I have things going on in my life that I need to do it right now.

As a former student.

No, no. Chris said a former student doctor stapled your head. Yeah, 13 staples. I don't remember them asking me. They probably did, but honestly, I think I would have been like, yeah, sure. Everybody's gotta learn. Well, most of the gigglers are doctors, so they'll probably dm us and tell us if that's, like, a legal thing that has to, like, they have to.

Tell you it's a student doctor.

I'm looking for a lawsuit, so if they can tell me that I have a case, I'm down. When did that happen, Chris? Like, 2021.

So not long ago.

I thought it was pretty long ago. Oh, the statue of limitation for stapling.

Oh, my God. I feel like you. Have you watched the TikTok dance documentary?

I love that I can call it work when I have to be like, I have. Everyone stop calling me, I have to watch the TikTok dance cult documentary for research, for giggles.

Where do we begin, first of all? So can we just talk about, like, the cinematography in terms of, like, the story and, like, the way they put together such a well put together documentary for three episodes? Like, the Ashley Madison documentary should have, like, taken notes. Like, this was done so well. I think the craziest part about it is, I don't think I've ever watched a documentary in, like, real time. It's happening. Like, she's still in it on tv.

Did you know about it?

No.

So I had heard murmurs, I think, because I'm, like, kind of adjacent to the cult community, so it comes up on my algae. Ew. I just got the ick on myself.

That was so, like, Gen Z or just, like.

I don't know what that was. I'm sorry. I apologize for the academy. So it was on my algorithm, and basically I looked at the girl, seven m. I started following some stuff, so I knew about it. It is so heartbreaking. Long story short, these girls are dancing. Dancing's a cult. First of all, dancing's a cult.

Dancing's a cult.

Dancing's a cult. Dancing is what you do. I don't know, but it's not what you do. Organized. Okay. Once you start dancing, you know all those videos where everyone's in a circle and someone's dancing? That's a cult.

Yep.

So you should know that.

Also, does it get. So if you just take a second to stop and think, there are multiple people in that moment that looked at each other and were like, are we in a cult? And they were married to each other that got out. So I just think that's a funny moment to have that you could look back on in 20 years and be like, remember that time we were like, hey, I think we're in a cult.

Well, the crazy thing is, some people get out after three years, which seems like a crazy long time. Then some people are like, it took them 23 years. But cults are real for people in cults, because I want to belong to something. I want to put all my faith in something else and just, like, have hope and listen to someone.

And also, like, you can see how they joined it, because, like, they were making money. This was their job. They're all dancers. Like, and also with, like, TikTok, with all the dancing TikTokers becoming, like, really big during COVID and stuff. Yeah, of course, they don't know how to do, like, contracts or, like, brand deals. And if some person's being like, hey, we're gonna do for all of you. And, like, this is how you respect.

A couple people in it.

You're like, amazing. This is great.

And I like talking about this because at any time, anyone could fall into a cult. This guy in particular created shekinah, which for some reason, sounds like vagina to me. And I kept saying shekinah. I'm like, is it shekinah? I feel like it's not shekinah.

Okay. Through that, the entire documentary, I still don't know what they meant when they were referring to that.

That's the name of his church. So people can just make a church and call it something, and they went with shekinah.

I don't know. I want to know the background.

There could have been a whole episode on how they came up with shekinah. Chris is googling it. Watch out for what comes up. So he basically, he takes advantage of, like, I think it was, like, immigrants who were especially going through a hard time. They're feeling confused. They're having trouble with their parents, and he gets them into this church, and he gets them all to work for him, and you're just giving it to the church, and everyone's happy, but then you realize he's sexually assaulting them. Da da da da. You know where it goes. So then I guess he always wanted to be famous or, like, be powerful. So he heard about these dancers and was like, hey, I'll do contracts for you. And someone who he's with did video. It just, like, worked organically. Next thing you know, these dancers are giving 20% to him, 10% to the church, another 10% to something else. No, 10%? But it's all going to him.

Yeah, they should spend one week with you, and they'd be like, no, one week with you. And you'd be like, you're not paying for that. You're not getting an Uber XL for him. No. Absolutely not. Put your coins back in your pocket. You are very good at finances and knowing when. No, I mean, I'm not.

Look, not that I'm cheap, but I don't like being ripped off.

No, you hate it.

And, you know, the second I got into that cult, I'd be like, where's this 10% going?

I would never be in a cult because you would never allow me to pay any money. You'd be like, where's that going?

No, but you would fully be that person where I'm like, Paige, where is all your money? You've made so much money, and you'd be like, I have no idea where it is. I don't know.

I don't know.

But these dancers, they're working really hard and they have each other. But long story short, he did this thing where he said, you have to die for your family, die on your family or die for your family.

He was comparing it to how Jesus died for our sins or something. And he was saying, like, if you want your family to go to heaven, you have to also die for them. So, like, you have to not ever speak to them again. And, like, so if you're not sure.

If you're in a cult, if they're telling you you can't call your mom every single.

You're in a cult?

Yeah. If your mom can't send you a meme, I know you're in a cult.

If your mom can't dm you a meme, you're in a cult.

And it's like, it's one thing if you're having a hard relationship with, like, one of your parents, but if they tell you that every single person in your life is fucked up, like, let's be honest, sometimes it problems you.

I'm gonna say something, and it might be, like, a little controversial. I just don't feel like anyone who is italian has ever been in a.

Cult because of our moms.

Because there's no way I'm calling my mom and being like, sorry, I can't come home. She'd be like, oh, really? Okay, I'll be there in 15 minutes. I'll pull you out by your fucking hair. I don't care how old you are, you're coming home with me.

If I don't call my mom in 3 hours, she's like, what's going on?

My mom would have been at that man. She would have, like, that man. I'd be afraid for him. I called the cops for him.

No, no, no.

I mean, you have no idea what's coming your way, buddy.

Do you know when something happens and you're like, you do not want my mom to get involved? Like, hey, mister cult leader. Like, I know you're.

I know what we're trying to do, and I'm, like, so supportive.

I'm telling you, if Lenore is to get involved, like, it's not gonna be good.

Like, she'll burn it all down. Like, I mean, I don't. Yeah. So I just feel like, no in Italian's ever, like, succumbed to a cult or like, a multilevel marketing, because.

But the parents, it is like, so fucks up cause the parents, some of them, like, retired early so they could, like, fight to get their children back. But this is where it got fucked up. Finally, the parents are speaking out. It gets attention. So he changes his strategy and says, actually, don't die on your family. Because if you do that, they're gonna, like, speak up and bring bad attention to us. You have to stay in contact with them to make them think that you haven't died on them.

And that's why she keeps, like, posting instagrams. But they're, like, acting.

It's literally like when your friend is in a toxic relationship, and you know they're in toxic relationship. They do, but they don't.

Yeah.

And then you hang out with them, and the whole time you're like, yes. And he's there, and you're like, oh, my God.

No. That just made me so uncomfortable.

That's literally how they hung out.

I think the dads was probably the saddest part of the whole thing. The way the dad cried, because seeing a dad have two daughters. Yeah, he's a girl dad, so he's emotional. And I felt bad for him the most.

It's also hard. Cause you see the sister, she's finally getting married, the one who isn't in the cult. And she's now dealing with different levels of losing someone, whatever it's called, the stages of grief.

Like mourning.

Yeah. So now she's in an angry place where she's like, I actually don't want to invite her to my wedding.

And it's not like they want.

They were best friends, but it's also.

Not like they weren't something on TikTok. Like, they already had a lot of followers. They were doing brand deals. Like, they had become big on their own just being good dancers and being sisters. So they didn't even need this weird cult to help them. And so I think that's the weirdest part. It's like, okay, you literally just, like, dropped your sister. How do you get so brainwashed so quickly? Is what scary to me.

I think also because she's in a relationship. Look, men are involved. Yeah, men.

That's it. Camp, like campaign slogan or just like. Like, men are involved.

So let's side note, I do have to say New York City is out of control right now. It's 85 fucking degrees. And I have to say the men are out of control right now. Have you walked outside recently? No, no.

I'm really.

So when is first of all the crazies come out and men are just walking around like, no shirt. Just, like, spitting everywhere. Like, spitting. Why is every man spitting?

I'm so glad Chris is laughing.

Cause he's one of them. And then they're, like, sweaty, and then everywhere you go, you smell a smelly man. And it's like, this is why people go to the Hamptons.

Now, I don't know who told the men that. All of the sudden, it's 85 degrees and the New York City streets are their personal gem. If I see one more man.

A fucking jogger.

Yeah. In your little short shorts, your no shirt. Who told you you could wear no shirt running down 27.

Stop stretching on the corner. No one wants to see that.

No. And like, okay, we got it. You went to Harvard 30 years ago. Drop it. You don't need to wear the t shirt running.

Like, go to the YMCA. Like a normal fucking.

Go to Equinox or go to the west side highway. Stop, like, running. Stopping at, like, the crosswalk and, like.

Like, cutting people off, doing a pick. Making me fucking, like, play this game. Like, I'm playing deep basketball defense on you.

I didn't trip his ass. Yeah. So we're against exercise women.

We're against dancing. It's so hard to make a living dancing.

It's really hard.

Even if you become, like, Beyonce's backup dancer. Yeah. You're still not making good money or nothing. She's like, 400 backup dancers. But it's a tough life because you only do it for the tour when.

You'Re on tour, and then you have.

To wait for, like, lady Gaga to pick you up. And who knows?

Rihanna's not making a lot of politics and drama of, like, oh, she. He danced for her. Like, I'm not picking him. Like, I don't. Like. You know, so there's probably so much drama's crazy.

Also, one injury, you're out, and you're done. One sprain of ankle.

And they never, like, say who the dancers are. It's not like they get any, like, notoriety or, like, their names are never anywhere. So I think I feel like they do have a thing and, like.

Yeah, so you think you could dance was fun. Anyway, the cult thing is crazy because.

It looks like we are against people in the arts.

Yeah, she's in the cult still. So all we can do is help people who are thinking of joining dance right now. Say, maybe. Maybe just stick to getting a little drunk on Saturday and shaking your ass and then call it a day. Let's dance a couple times somewhere else. Also, people who were like, I love dancing.

Okay.

You know those friends are like, I just want to dance tonight. I'm like, go to therapy.

I've never had one of those friends. I don't think I've never had, like, a friend who's, like, really good at dancing.

Hailey's really good at dancing, but she's not annoying about it. You know, some of those friends who at any point want to show off, Hailey would accidentally. You'll be like, oh, wait, I forgot. She's. She's a dancer.

But Hailey will break out into song at any moment.

Hailey will not just any song, whitney fucking Houston.

Hailey won't throw dancing in our face, but she will throw her voice in our face.

If you say, I want to dance tonight, it means you want to do drugs.

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Let's be honest, I actually took a lot of notes for this episode. Let's begin. Let's begin the episode.

Let's begin.

Someone asked me, speaking of outfits, are you wearing polka dots? For continuity.

For continuity.

Like, as if I'm shooting something and it has to, like, make sense. No, I wore one dress for all my shows in Europe.

I was like, wait, what are they even talking about? They brought other dresses, but, like, for videos they got.

Yeah. I don't know. It just. Look, the other dresses didn't hit the same. You know when you, like, find an outfit that works?

Yeah.

So once I get it, I go, we're wearing this until I can't wear it anymore.

I also am very into polka dots for the summer.

It's so cute.

It's so cute.

It's like vintage vibe feeling.

And I like that style dress on you.

Do you remember I finally bought real sunglasses? They were like, $180.

Okay, where'd you get vintage?

From reformation on Melrose. All I have is Amazon, but I was like, I deserve one. Nice pair. Lost them first day in Europe.

Stop.

No idea where they are. Didn't lose anything else. I have my toothbrush. I have all my headphones, every delta headphones, just the way I literally look. I'm like, mom, I lost my headphones. She's like, no.

So that was your enemies?

My enemies. Then I wrote, I dress like, I'm pregnant. I actually do. Like, you know, when people are like, oh, I have to change my style because I'm pregnant. I will not have to change my style at all. Everything I wear is stretchy.

Me and my mom go back and forth on this all the time. My mom does not like the trend where, like, it's. It's cool to have your stomach out when you're pregnant. She's like, I just. I'm not used to it. No one ever did that when we were younger. Where I think it's, like, now having a baby bump is, like, a literal accessory.

A thousand percent.

It's like, oh, I'll wear this top, and then my baby.

Bedazzle it. Well, yeah. Like, I could see you, like, a white button down that just opens up, and then you have a little skirt in a bag. Yeah.

And it's just like, I'll wear flats in my baby bump.

Like, so I like, which baby bump should I wear with this shirt? No, but I plan my outfits based on, like, bloat.

Yeah.

I don't want to be uncomfortable ever. Yeah. Like, if I put it on and it's tight.

Yeah.

We're not lasting the day in that. We're not lasting the day. So I'm excited for dressed like a pregnant. Also heels. Have you seen these videos of the WNBA girls? They're putting on these, like, fun, sick outfits, and I'm loving it. I follow WNBA right now. I'm like, very.

No, it's having a real mo. The controversy, all the ones I'm.

There's so many.

How come no one's talking about that? They're paying these girls pennies.

Yeah.

Why?

People are talking about? Because no one in the past was, like, paying for advertising because they weren't getting enough views in their games for tv, but now the views are up, and now people are like, okay, so let's.

Okay, so are they allowed to do brand deals on their own, or just.

Yes.

Okay.

But it's evolving. It's changing. It's just taking some time.

I need someone to step in and give the women the paycheck they deserve.

Now you sound like you want to start a basketball cult and take 20% of all brands.

Is there a union? Cause I'll start one for organized sports.

My favorite thing is these girls are wearing these cool outfits, and they're videoing them walking to the locker room, and it makes me feel so seen because none of them can't walk in heels. Have you seen it? And they walk exactly how I walk.

In heels.

When you live in sneakers like you, you're made to be, like, a fast athlete. Like, you walk. You don't change how you walk. You're like, I'm an athlete.

I'm here, and this is how I walk.

So then you put heels on, and they're, like, literally a deer on ice. And it made me feel so seen, so happy, because Caitlyn Clark. Oh, my God. She's wearing, like, fancy YsL ones, and it looked like she was no angel.

Reese was, like, tip top.

What if someone, like, sprains an ankle before the game? Could you, because of their Yves Saint Laurent, imagine high heels on my pities.

Oh, my God. If one of the girls that would. That would be all the NBA would need.

Like, oh, they can't even walk into the locker room. I dare the men to walk in heels.

No.

Someone probably good at it. Speaking of men, one more time, someone put a stat out there. I don't know where stat came from with the legitimacy of it all, but the stats.

For someone who doesn't love math, I love a stat. I love a good stat. I love a good Venn diagram. I don't want to count anything, but I want the numbers, you know?

Tell me if you're above or below.

Okay.

This woman said that women are only physically attracted to 4% of men.

Spot on. Spot on.

You ever have those moments where you're, like, trying to figure out if you're gay or straight? Cause I'm like, I'm not attracted to girls, but I'm also not attracted to most men.

Right.

So it becomes very cloudy at some point.

I feel like every girl does have that moment. I mean, I feel like I did have that moment in college when I was, like, started watching girl on girl porn, and I got really scared.

I was like, wait, no.

I'm going to have to tell my mom that I was straight.

Girls like girl on girl porn. I don't know if lesbians like girl on girl porn.

I would assume they do. They're doing it in real life, so I would assume that they're down with it. But, like, I get that we, as straight girls, we watch it because we're like, they're safe. Everything's off. They can't get pregnant if they don't want to be, like, everything.

They're braiding each other's hair.

They're gonna, like, take a nice nap after, like, asking her, like, are you hungry?

Are you hungry? Do you want to snack?

So, like, I get that, but in terms of.

I think it's because I'm not attracted to any man who would do porn. So once the man gets in, I'm like, I don't want to fuck him.

No.

I almost would rather watch two guys who are gay.

It's so funny that you bring this up. I had a friend. I love when this happens. I was just talking about this the other day. I had a friend tell me a story where she said that her, her friend and her friend's husband, they were what? They watch porn together and like, they have sex and whatever, and they always are, like, switching up their porn. And the husband said, let's watch guy on guy. And so in my head, I'm like, well, she's married to a gay man because, like. But then I'm like, oh, wait, but if I watch girl on girl, then. But I'm not gay.

Yeah, but what is.

Is that the equivalent? I just don't know if that is the equivalent. And she said, as the woman, she was like, no, I'm into watching guy on guy. And so I'm like, maybe you're gay, too. Oh, my God, no.

Porn is very confusing because porn is so confusing. One of my good friends, Emma Wilman, is a lesbian and she likes watching two gay guys.

Interesting. Very interesting. And I always feel like you don't pick your porn. Like you're attracted to what?

Porn picks you.

No, literally it does. I feel like porn picks you. Like, you don't pick what gets you off. You just see it and you're like, oh, and now I like that. I didn't know I liked that, but I guess I did.

That's how fetishes happen. Like, one day something weird happens and a breeze hits your clit the wrong way and you're like, oh, no, now I am.

No. It's the same thing with things you don't like. Something will happen. You're like, oh, yeah, don't ever do that to me again. I didn't like that. Look, we're just gay, straight, and everyone's.

On the spectrum and happy pride and happy fucking.

And you don't pick your porn. Your porn picks you.

Your porn.

That's like, I think that's nice.

The porn algae finds you, doesn't I still can't. We still can't do.

You two are too funny together.

You're too comedian. We just. It takes a lot to. Yeah. For us to get into, like, a serious enough place. Like, we can't even. We can't. And I want to be.

That couple can't even look at each other during sex, because you're like, it's just funny that we do this.

Look, every now and then we're like, we have to stop talking. Shut the activists.

We just, like, we went through a whole.

We went through a whole thing. I'm sweating.

I don't know how we even got there, but we went through a journey.

Do you want another stat?

Yeah, I do.

She's like, I'm so excited. So the founder of Spanx, Sarah Blakely, came up on my algae today, and she said that women were not able to get a business loan until, like, a surprising time. Like, you either had to have a man co sign it or, like, be part of the loan. What year do you think women legally were allowed to get a business loan on their own?

1970.

519 80.

819 88.

Like, our own moms couldn't get a.

Business loan, so you couldn't start a business and go to the bank and be like, I needed a man.

Little bird brain woman. No, go make someone a sandwich.

Bird brain woman.

Go watch some girl and girl porn business. But isn't that funny?

Oh, my God.

And that. And that's why there's a wage gap.

Also, imagine, like, one woman that went into the bank and was like, okay, I need a business loan. And some guy being like, no.

And then the Spanx girly literally has, like, a billionaire business right now.

Yeah.

But also, this is. Look, we've been a little negative on men this episode. Chris, we love you. I think there's really two types of men. There's men who, like, actually don't like women.

Yeah.

Then there's the men who, like, actually fucking love women. That's why I think fuck boys is interesting, because there's the fuck boy that's like, he's in his own shit, whatever. But then there's the fuckboy who, like, actually hates. Hates women. I want to be with the boys and talk bad about women.

I've dated a few men that they hated women because they had such mommy issues. For whatever reason, they hated them. But then I've also dated fuck boys that, like their mom. They love their fucking mom. Like, they put their mom puts them on a pedestal. That's why they're a fuck boy. Because they're like, yeah, are they gonna get in trouble? This isn't bad. Like, my mom thinks I'm perfect.

Yeah.

So it's like, that, I think, is.

The majority, or they love their mom too much where it's like, yeah, they're not treating women as, like, normal people. It's just like my mom, then everyone else is less than her kind of thing. Yeah, you just need men who, like, look you in the eye and fucking listen to you. How did we get the bar solo? I'm just trying to help the girlies. Cause I feel like in my twenties, I really did not understand red flags you couldn't decipher. I was like, okay, so we need them to be hot and successful and funny, but we also need to somehow figure out that they're not a serial killer, that they also will be trustworthy, that they also will be kind. This is too much stuff that I'm navigating. And I also have to be, like, have chemistry with them. It's a lot.

And also they have to be, like, nice to you, and they also have to make you laugh, and they also have to plan stuff and then want to see you. It's a lot. You have to check off a lot.

Of things, and then you don't know.

Who you are, right?

Cause then you're alone and you're like, what the fuck's going on here? And then you're with him and you're like, mold me, baby.

Yeah. No, the men are always bad. I've been over them for a minute. I stay over them.

Oh, God, I love the summer. Cause I love a fun drink. You will never see me go to the store and be like, let's get a drink. And I get a water. Those people are so boring, you know?

It's so funny. I'm always thirsty. Like, if someone has a drink, if someone has a drink, I have to have a sip of it. Like, even if I wasn't thirsty before, but I see you drinking something, I'm like, I need a sip. Like, I'm so thirsty.

Like a jewel.

Yeah, let me hit that. When you go into, like, a gas station or like, a bodega, what's your, like, go to drink? Because I go through phases the same way where, like, you go through food phases. Like, right now I'm in a real diet doctor pepper phase. Can't get enough of them.

People don't talk about enough diet Doctor pepper is so fucking good.

Arguably better than regular doctor pepper.

Arguably better. But also doctor pepper in general. My favorite soda. How have we not brought up the doctor before?

Wait.

He thinks the only person I want to deal with my appendix is doctor fucking pepper.

Doctor Pepper.

Who is he?

If he was a gynecologist, I'd actually allow it. Doctor Pepper.

Wait, we've never talked about this.

It also could be a woman.

And I will talk. It could be a, wow. Wow.

That was bad of us.

And that was on us. And that's on us. And that was us. We did apologize, and that was on us.

We assumed it was a man, but.

It was men's fault that we thought that.

Yes, they brainwashed us.

Would you ever have a male guy know.

You know, um. He's kind.

So lonely. I am.

Here's the thing for my everyday, like, my. My annual checkup.

I thought you're gonna say anal.

Like, I'm just. I'm more comfortable with a woman. If I had something really wrong with me and I needed, like, a team of doctors, yes. I would allow a man to, like, take a look. I do have to say, I certainly don't want a man being like, okay, you're gonna feel a little pressure. Like, nah.

Male gynecologist, I think, should be illegal.

Yeah. I think it's, like, a weird, because.

I don't know a lot about doctors. I don't know anything about doctor pepper, but I know that there's a point where as a doctor, you can decide where you want to go.

Yeah.

So that means they look someone the eye and was like, I want. I want to study pussy. Yeah. And it's like, why do you want to do that?

Well, you can be. Wait, can you be an ob. Wait, can you be a doctor that delivers babies and not be a gynecologist?

Great question. It's like a rectangle and a square.

Like. Cause I think you can be just like, a regular gynecologist and not deliver babies. And then I think you can deliver babies in a hospital and not be, like, the routine pap smear.

Good question.

Kind of doctor.

That is a really fucking cause.

Isn't that when you go and it's like, gynecology? Ob gyn.

Yes. Yes. I don't know.

I don't either. And you want to know what? We don't. We're not in a position to know because we're not ready for children. I'm trying so hard, guys.

Think about it from my perspective. Like, if I chose, of all the things to help, I'm like, I want to deal with Dick. That's fucking weird.

You know what's even crazier? They don't even have a doctor for that. Like, they're not going. They're not going.

Wait, did they just make up a pussy doctor so doctors can just, like, be creepy?

I think it's so crazy. Cause I'm like, you don't go and get him checked to make sure he's, like, doing what he's supposed to be doing.

I know that nurses will put their hand on their balls and ask them to cough. Has that happened to you, Chris? That's happened to me.

Yeah. And I know that one.

Did you ask why they did that? No. I mean, they put staples in my head. I didn't ask questions about that either. This is my thing.

Yeah.

I only want a woman. A woman?

Yeah.

I think it's. Fuck. I think it's weird. It's like priests. Like, how did you get there, then? I'm not even gonna get into that right now.

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Now, my question for you, masseuse. Do you pick male or female?

Female. Oh, that's so vulnerable. No, just because. Literally, only because I don't trust anyone, and I'm certainly not gonna put myself face down.

I think because I was an athlete. Not that athletes have not been in horrible situations, but, like, I've had a lot of male, like, doctors doctor physical stuff, and sometimes they're really fucking good at massage. And, like, I don't mind ugly old dude. Once I had a hot guy massage me.

I couldn't do it.

It was a full date. The whole thing in my head was a date. He's like, this is boring.

Because after, I'd be like, are we okay? So are you gonna ask for my number? Because I just let you touch.

The whole thing was. And not in a fun way. Like, I wasn't relaxed. I was like, yeah, we're fully on a first date, actually.

It's funny because me and Craig got massages the other day in my apartment. You can do it on an app and have someone come over. And he was like, okay, do you want a girl or a guy? And I was like, what? Obviously a girl. And he was like, okay. I don't know if you wanted.

Does he care about girl or guy?

He gets a girl. Because I think guys feel like, okay, you're not gonna, like, touch me. But that's how I feel, too. I'm like, okay, you're not gonna touch me.

I wanna see the guy first. And honestly, the uglier the better. If he's hot. We're not fucking doing this. I literally he was massaging my something and I was like, sucking in.

I was like, no, I need to fully like, suss the situation out.

Yeah.

You know where I do sometimes enjoy a man?

Where?

At the nail salon. I'm not afraid to have a man do my nails. Sometimes I feel like they're very good.

I like when they do my feet because it makes me feel powerful.

That's actually a great.

I'm like, yeah, rub my feet. Yeah, I like when they rub my.

Feet, but I'm not, I'm not so.

Looking down onto them.

Yeah, we're not afraid of some men in the workplace, are we, dominatrix?

And we just don't know it.

No, because I think that would also give us a.

Why do you have a ball in your mouth? Like, what are we doing here anyway? When I go to bodega?

Yeah. Oh, we're back to the drink.

I don't like sparkling stuff. Just putting that out there. I think it's aggressive. I think it's like tv static in your mouth. You don't. I don't want bubbles.

But you like carbonate. You're drinking a carbonated drink?

Yeah. Cause there's nothing else in the fridge right now and I'm not happy about it. I'm doing it against my will.

Never really notice like that. You never go for like a lacrosse.

Whoa, you just had a stroke.

I just had a stroke. A lacroix. Like you never go for like a sparkling water ever. Interesting.

No, I don't want sparkling water. I think it's so aggressive. It's in your face, it's like, just relax. So I love a juice, but you can't do full juice cuz that's like.

You love a water.

Insane. So I need a watered down juice. So then we have to get creative.

And you like watered down juice because when you were younger, your mommy some water down your juice. And that's the way you like it.

If you gave me full apple juice.

Yeah, bitch was wildin'I. Was like, definitely wasn't wearing her matching hat, throwing it in the fucking dirt. She's like, that's it, no more juice for Hannah.

She's on the juice again.

Like your first grade teacher being like, Hannah's on the juice again.

No, my mom would get mad. Anyway, so this is gonna be a little crazy. I fuck with an aloe vera drink.

Interesting.

Now this is the thing about aloe vera drinks. Don't get the pineapple. It's way too sweet.

Okay.

Get the plain. Sometimes the mango, it will be a little sweet. Get some water on the side just in case you need water down.

I don't think I've ever had an aloe vera drink.

This is the craziest thing about aloe vera drinks. There's chunks of aloe in it.

Like a bubble tea?

No, like chunks of something. No.

Do you bite it or they just swap?

You could swallow, you could chew it.

Is it good for you? Like, what is. What are the.

This thing. In theory, aloe vera sounds good for you.

Yeah.

For somehow I think by the time it gets into the form that it is in the bodega, I can't say that it's good for you.

Okay.

But it's not.

Thank you for being so honest.

It's not bad for you.

Okay. It's better than drinking, like, a soda.

Yeah.

It's better than getting your diet doctor pepper.

Yeah. Now, this never happens, but I, on my rider, when I'm performing, performing, I get white Gatorade zero.

You come up with the most random things.

It's actually not random. There's a method to my madness. I want Gatorade, but I can't be drinking, like, full Gatorades all the time. Cause that's, like, liquid cocaine.

Yeah.

So get Gatorade zero. Cause I wanna drink a lot of them.

Okay.

Like, I'm putting them down.

Yeah.

Then you can't get colored one because then your lips and your tongue will be colored. So I get the white one and I will go through, like, four.

And you don't water that down. You drink those straight. Straight, straight up.

Crispy, cold. Fuck my shit up. We kept getting a fight because then I also. I love an iced tea. I like a diet snapple.

I feel like you love, like, an all.

We love St. James.

Yes, we love a St. James.

St. James. We love liquid death has an iced tea, too. That's good. So I like that vibe when I was in Europe.

Yeah.

I was like, can I have an iced tea in Ireland, actually? And they were like, no. So then I had to order apple juice like a little kid.

I love in Europe when they will straight up say no to you. Like, in, like, restaurants in New York. Like, I've been in restaurants in New York where you ask for something and they're like, oh, let me check if we have that. And then they'll send someone to the store and, like, get it.

What restaurants are you going to?

I don't know. I think that's happened once a place, but, like, there's something about in Europe, literally at my mom's house, my dad was like, I'll go get it.

No, in Europe, they'll just be like, no, bitch. And Des kept laughing because every restaurant, I'd be like, can I have ice t? And he's like, how many times are you going to ask? And I'm like, well, I'm going to try. Like, maybe the one place ran out.

Yeah, they don't, like, know what it is, or they just don't.

Like, they don't do it. And then, like, we could kind of make it. And once they get confused, I'm like, no, because then I don't try to do it. They're not that into ice, and they're.

Not that into air conditioning. I know, and I don't. I don't know what it is, and I don't know if it's because, like, we're spoiled. We know what it feels like, and they don't know what it feels like. Or if they're just actively like, we don't want it.

This is the thing. They've had infrastructure for hundreds more years. Where did they miss that part of it? My friend Giamarco sorese, he's a comedian, had a funny tweet where he was like, do I want to go to Europe and experience all these cultures and all these things, or do I want.

Air conditioning and a Diet Coke and a fucking glass of ice?

Also, I do have to say apple is out to get everyone because the second you land in Europe, there's no way to charge anything. You're scared.

I don't know why. Collectively, we couldn't have just had all the same plugs. What are you guys talking at un meetings? Because if this is not top of the docket, I don't know. Get someone else in here because this is a real problem.

I want good vibes, and I want everyone to have the same charger.

Yeah. And it's like, how many? I don't get the voltage. Like, oh, can't go above this voltage. Need an adapter? Nope. Need it.

You also can't blow dry your hair in the bathroom, in your.

Anywhere. You can't do it anywhere.

Well, then they started putting these USB ports, but then apple decides, let's stop using USB.

Yeah. They're like, actually, we're gonna change it.

To USB C. Like, I've never had more cords that don't work just sitting there and it's. And then when you're trying to order it, like, I don't understand what a ubct fuck you is. Like, I don't know what that is.

I'll strangle myself with cords. Like, I'll freaking lose that.

So anyway, but I had a lot of fun.

And I'll go back next year.

Other drinks, I like to get a hint water if I'm feeling really healthy.

So, like, you don't gravitate towards a soda. You gravitate more towards.

I do not want carbon energy touching my fucking.

Like, I love a poppy.

I love.

Like, I love a soda.

But, like, when you're thirsty.

Yeah, like, I'll chug a sparkling water. I don't give a fuck. Because you want to know what? Maybe I am into bdsm. Because I love that fucking burn. Like, if I'm really thirsty and I chug, like, a pellegrino water, I love that.

Wait, that is so funny. That's two types of girls. If you like to chug sparkling water, you like to get choked.

And that's a stat.

See, literally, me, I will take a sip and I go, ow, ow, ow, ow.

And that's gotta be a stat where I'll chug it, let it burn, and then I'll be like, craig, choke me.

See, this is the thing. I am, like, dealing with enough demons in my head. I don't wanna also fight my drink, like, for my life, you know?

See, I don't know what it is. I, like, always really thirsty. Like, I need a water at all times.

Yeah.

Like, I'm always dehydrated. Always need to chug something.

Well, I'm trying to drink more water. Not really. Not really at all. Anyway. Anyhow, I do have to say I was editing.

Yes. And how was it going?

It's going well. It's due Wednesday. Oh, my God. So we're doing it.

No. That's so exciting.

It's exciting. It's craziness. It's happening.

We have to throw a party, so. Party is, like, so many things to do. What do you think about J. Lo canceling her tour?

Well, apparently. Apparently there were low. Like, how we're whispering. Yeah, I. She's my friend, so I feel like.

I was wondering, like, she heard us say all that nice stuff about Jennifer Garner, which I obviously don't take back.

I think she's fine with Jennifer. I just. Hi, Jennifer. We know you love you. We're obsessed with you. Hi, Jenny Jlo. I think she had low ticket sales or something. And you know what, the thing with low ticket sales, it's. If she had picked smaller venues, sometimes you just, like, pick two big venues.

I think maybe she could take, like, a sabbatical maybe like, go to Europe and do, like, a full retreat for a couple months and just want to silent chill out and then come back in a couple years and do a massive tour.

Love. It was interesting because it said she canceled the tour to spend more time with her family and she's heartbroken. That was exactly what it said. Are you heartbroken that you spend time with your family? Like, it really read very weird like that. Because, like, you should be like, yeah, I'm upset. I can't do the tour, but I'm so happy to be spending.

Look, speaking of tours, we have hours coming up, so haven't gotten tickets.

Oh, yeah, get tickets. We added a bunch of shows.

Added a bunch of second shows.

We added one today.

We're just gonna Easter egg our way through.

Easter egg your way through, everyone. Keep Grace in your prayers.

Yes, is.

We love you, Grace. We miss you.

We can't do it without you.

We can't do it. And we'll giggle with you guys later. Thanks for giggling. Bye.