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It's all inside this happy meal. Until the seventh of May from 11:00 AM includes one preselected Booker toy, Uno range comprises toys only while stocks last. What's up, giggler? Harriet, fix your WiFi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.

What's up, get your bag, gigglers?

I like that you're going into phrases.

Get your bag. I love it. Get your bag. Paige showed up ready to record.

She said, I have stuff to say. I have a lot of things to say.

I just wanted to make a note that I was here first and I just got off of a flight and had time to go home and shower, but I'm doing no makeup. And I texted you to ask if you're ready- To make sure I was coming.

I love texting you, making like you're going to be late, and then me fully knowing I'm going to be late. But if you had canceled, I'd been like, we're okay.

Then I got here and I texted you and I said, Are you coming? Is the better question. Okay. I had a nap.

I don't even know where to start. Well, first of all, shout out you're on ridiculousness.

I was on ridiculousness.

When did it? That was honestly the least of what happened this weekend, which is so crazy. I have people message me being like, Paige's on Ridiculousness. I love that all my messages were gigglers, and they were like, Oh, my God, we didn't know the show was still on, but we will support you. Also, you definitely can't spell Ridiculousness. I'm about to tell a nice story.

Why do you have to always ruin it?

Wait. Please tell. Okay, so yes, I was on Ridiculousness.

But before that, on Friday, I get asked from I got an email from my PR being like, Hey, Victoria Beckham is hosting a very small, Intimate Gathering.

Do you want to go? I was like, I've never typed faster. But does intimate gathering immediately make you a little nervy? A hundred %, but I didn't even really know what that meant. What is an intimate gathering? It's like conscious uncoupling.

No one knows. Intimate gathering could literally be 400 people.

I feel like me and- You thought the White House was going to be an intimate gathering.

You thought it was going to be you and Joe Biden. Sometimes my mom will invite people to our holidays, and I'll be like, I thought it was an intimate gathering. Who are these fucking people that you're giving leftovers to?

That's what I equated it with. But anyway, so I'm like, Yeah, I absolutely want to go. In my head, I'm like, What do you wear to meet Victoria Beckham? She's also at your top right now. I base my whole life on her.

Yeah, she's like your manifestation board. She was probably the very first person that I realized was famous, that I liked because the Spice Girls movie was my whole first grade and second grade.

That was just on repeat. You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum that they raised me. I was like, That's not a Spice Girls song. I must have missed that one.

When they go to boot camp, that's why I don't like- We have to rewatch it.

That's why I don't like organized sports. Should we do a Giggly Squad rewatch? We should do some type of movie night. Yeah, where we watch something- Just an intimate gathering. Just us.

Maybe It's a gathering of Gigglers.

Intimate Gathering of Gigglers should have been the name of our tour. Okay, so I'm like, What the fuck do I wear to meet Victoria Beckham? So I was like, I'm just going to go full glam. I'm going to get my hair done. I'm going to get my makeup done. I'm going in a long dress. How long did you have to prepare? I prepared for three hours prior. Okay. I get there.

I'm the first one there.

This is so fucking embarrassing. I was like, I literally kept saying to everyone, I've never been first to a party. This is so embarrassing. That's intimate gathering pressure. Intimate gathering pressure. Obviously, the girl is on the marketing team and we're gigglers. I'm like, that's how I got the invite because it was Victoria Beckham Beauty. I'm not really a beauty influencer. I am stunning, but thank you. I'm natural. I didn't need to do anything to look this beautiful.

I'm a natural beauty influencer.

I think you are a beauty influencer.

Thank you. I sit down and talking to the only giggler that I know.

They were chatting the whole time.

Then everyone starts filling in.

I would say it's 15 girls in total. Some of them showed up in jeans, and I was like, Okay, so I missed the vibe. You were in a gala, Jess. No, I was in a floor-length dress. Part of it was sheer. I had an up to. I had a freaking I showed a picture of Shirley's there on in her up to. So I'm like, okay, great. So everyone's in jeans. I'm like, have a little fucking respect. It's Victoria Beckham. No, have some koof. Have some koof. Victoria Beckham walks in, floor-length gown. As I knew she was going to. Wait, so you were right. So I was right. I looked at everyone else. I was like, Don't you feel weird being in jeans?

She looks at you, you look at her and you go, I guess we're the only ones prepared.

I got it.

What was her initial energy? You want to know what? Now that I already felt like I was aligning myself with her in my manifestations as a child.

But after meeting her, she is a fashion girly, but she doesn't take it seriously. And she's funny. She said things that were just funny. She was funny. See, I'm sold. The second someone can make me laugh, I'm done. I'm like, Wait, you should run for mayor.

Were you ever influenced by her, Bob? Yes. See, I didn't put that together.

I thought you invented that.

I was literally going to be like, Oh, that's the Page Bob. No, Victoria Beckham is really who invented it. It's from 4:00 to five. It was like a quick, which I love.

It's so on brands. I was like, This is the best influencer I've ever been to. It was It was twelve minutes. It was twelve minutes. So she does...

It's her and this other woman who is talking about her beauty brand, and they're just talking about stories and whatever.

So then that portion's over. So they're like, Okay, amazing. Great. And so then I was like, Okay, well, I need to get a freaking picture with Victoria Beckham. And the marketing girl was like, Okay, we can all take pictures. You can all take pictures with her, but don't make it seem like you're waiting in line for a picture with her. And I was like, Okay, I don't know how to do that, so I'll go first. I was like, Mom, okay, well, I'll go take a picture. I walk up, I'm like, Hi. She's like, Oh, my God, I love your bracelet. I had this sick- I thought she was going to say podcast. I got excited.

I'm sorry. I had this sick silver bracelet up here on my arm.

Like a warrior princess. Like a warrior princess.

Then I had other silver bracelets down by my wrist.

She's like, I love that bracelet. I've been trying to find a bracelet like that. Immediately, I take it right I go, Oh, you should try it on. Because it was oval-shaped so that it could fit up on your... Is this your forearm? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, wait, no, this is your forearm. No, this is your forearm. What is this? Your bicep. Okay, so to fit on your bicep.

So I take it off.

I'm like, Try it on. She puts it on and she goes, Oh, my God, I love it. Where did you get it? Obviously, I had no fucking idea where I got it. And I was like, Oh, I don't know. My girlfriend gave it to me, but you can have it. And she was like, Oh, my God, no, I'm not. I go, Seriously, It's yours. We take the picture. She didn't lean in to hug for the picture.

I was like, Oh, okay.

We just stood there, took the picture. Which is page-coded, very page-coded. Page-coded. I was like, Okay, so I have a friendship bracelet with Victoria Beckham. What do you bitches and jeans have? Wait, wait. Paige, that is incredible.

We have a friendship bracelet. I don't know when she's going to wear it. Because you know when people compliment you, but they're not...

It's like me and you. You're like, I would never, but I like that.

She literally was like, I need that. I was like, Who Who cares where it's from.

Did your stylist give it to you?

You own it. Yeah. Your stylist is like, Oh, that's $80,000 from Tiffany's. I haven't told her yet.

I'm like, Oh, sorry. You are missing a silver bracelet.

What if you literally say, Victoria Beckham stole my bracelet and it goes on TMZ?

I like the spin of that we have friendship bracelets. I like that. You're waiting for yours, though. I'm waiting for mine. Wait, did you post the photo yet?

No, because I wanted to tell the gigglers the story first. I didn't want to give Instagram this Victoria Beckham and me photo. I wanted the gigglers in on the joke first.

You actually are a genius.

Thank you. I'm obsessed with you because I did that with JLo, too.

I didn't post it till I told the gigglers.

We're really obsessed with Easter eggs. We haven't really gotten it down.

No.

We don't know what it is. We don't know what it is, but it sounds fun. No, it sounds good. That's amazing. You know it's funny. I was speaking of intimate gatherings.

Back a couple of months ago, you went out to dinner with Shannon Ford and Taylor and a bunch of Sierra.

Now, that was an intimate gathering.

I was out of town, but I was obviously keeping an eye on what was going on because I was feeling like, okay.

You told me to go. I did tell you to go. I was texting everyone on the side. I was like, What's hot? What are we eating? What's the vibes? Shannon, I did her podcast this morning, and she was telling me about it, and she's like, Paige is just so cool. I'm like, No, I know. She's so cool. She just has a vibe around her. Wait, do I come off like that? She literally goes, No, she's so cool. I was like, I fully agree.

You're so cool. But then she was like, Then we were all...

I started saying how I don't like intimate gatherings, but we called it group dinners. I was like, You don't know when to speak. They let her finish before I What are we doing? What are the rules? Are we all getting another round of drinks? Am I only getting another round of drinks? Am I laughing too loud? I just don't know.

My talking too much. She goes, No, honestly, I feel like everyone's feeling like that except Paige.

That's when I was like, Oh, and that's where you get things wrong.

I go, I think Paige is actually She's internalizing it so well. But the fact that she thought you were just chilling on this group dinner, I'm like, She almost didn't...

I had to force her to go.

No, I texted Taylor Strecker prior to, and I go, If you don't sit next to me, you're dead to me. This is the moral of the story.

No one can tell that you're scared of intimate gatherings. Except myself. Except yourself.

No one around you can tell you're scared of intimate gatherings. Well, especially if you stay quiet. I feel like you never over speak. Which is my literal favorite thing to do. You never over speak. Wow. Oh, thank you. Because some of my anxiety is like, I just told that person everything there is to know about me. They know my blood type, and I don't even know it. And that's you literally saying the littlest thing. Yeah. Paige, could you live a day in my body?

Well, you actually, I feel like, don't talk as much as you think you do.

You talk in settings that talking needs to be happening.

But when you're chilling and we're just together. We're napping.

Sans is recording Giggly Squad, we're not speaking. Hannah, we filmed an entire season of a reality TV show during COVID, and we shared a room, and I think we spoke three words to each other in a week span.

That was a hard week.

That was one of our craziest weeks. We only spoke in Love Island episodes.

We were watching Love Island, and we didn't even ask to go to the next episode. We would just go.

We didn't even text anyone to see- You didn't even ask if I wanted food. The food would just appear. It's so funny because We had such different weeks, but I feel like you're not done.

I'm not done. Continue. I see that you have Jennifer Garner on the list.

I have Jennifer Garner on the list. Oh, because I saw that Jennifer Garner followed Giggly Squad. Okay. Was it a mistake? I go to the LA Fashion Awards, which are also a larger intimate gathering, but an intimate gathering. I didn't know what to expect.

Because you know there was an LA Fashion Awards?

I did because I'd seen it on Instagram.

It's Daily Front Rose. It's so girly.

It's like, Stylist of the Year, Makeup Artist of the Year. Oh, that's fun. It's like, fun. Chris Jenner got up and gave a speech. What? Doja Cat got up and presented an award. Doja, I can't pull it off, but I love her style. She brought a suitcase on the red carpet as an accessory, and I loved it. No, you can only respect the game.

It was so good.

I get there and my PR was there. As I'm walking in, I realized, Cool, I don't know I don't know a single person here.

Usually, my PR will help me do the red carpet, do interviews, and then she's out.

I was like, no, you have to stay with me the whole time because I'm freaking out. I don't know. Were you at to sit at a table? No, it was seats, but I still was like, I don't know anyone. My mom's Shannon Ford is like, pages, literally. The shit is. Inside, like, don't wait. Mom, don't wait. You're holding on to her ankle. You're like, meh. We go and sit down, and I'm in the I'm sitting and I'm talking to my girlfriend, and I just happened to turn, and Jennifer Garner is just literally smack dab in front of me, about to sit in her seat. I go, Hi. She goes, Hi. I go, Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I said hi to you like, I know you. I don't know you, but hi.

I know you, but you don't know me. You know that I know you.

You know that I know you. And she goes, Oh, I thought I knew you because you're so pretty. I just thought, Oh, there's no way I don't know this person. I was like, Oh my God. I'm not just being like, Sorry, I know the most beautiful people in the world, so I assume. Yeah, she's like, I just thought I knew you because you were so pretty. Anyone who's really beautiful, I know.

I was like, Oh, my God. Did you say no, that was probably how to burn her? Then I went to say, I think you follow Giggly Squad.

But then someone came up. This was after. This was after. But someone came up and started talking to her, and I I didn't want to just three seconds later be like, Maybe you follow Giggly Squad.

Maybe you recognize me on there. You poker. Hey, sorry.

About five minutes ago. About me being gorgeous. Let's just go back to that. What was her hair like? I want a vision. She just looked like her.

Then she got up and gave a speech because she was presenting her friend with hair stylist of the year. She's hilarious. Really?

Her speech was so funny. She's a giggler, obviously.

Wait, when she came back, were you like, Good speech?

No, I didn't because she was like another ahead of me. But in my head, I was like, Good job, Jen. Good job, Jen. Celeste Barber hosted it. She was- Wait, people don't talk about Celeste Barber enough. No. I watched her Netflix show, Well, Mania, that did not get picked up, which is a travesty. If you haven't watched it, watch it. It's so good. Was she just going off? She was so funny. Then I felt sometimes when I'm in rooms where it's fashion and it's glam and it's just all of these things, I'm like, Okay, I'm a podcaster. This is I can't wait to talk to my friend about all of this because sometimes I feel very in the middle of I don't take it as seriously. I felt like Celeste was making hilarious jokes and they were going right over everyone's head. But I was like, That's hilarious. I was fully laughing like it was a comedy show. Then Chris Jenner was there, and it was so cold in the room, and she was like, Chris Jenner's cold. Are you kidding? How are we not fixing this? She just had such good quippy- Where was Chris sitting?

She was in the front row.

What was her vibe? What was the vibe? Just like a mom. Like normal? Yeah, just like they're about to present her award.

I think she was presenting makeup artist innovator, something, something. But it was just so normal. It was everyone's friends were winning the award. Yeah, so it was cute. Yeah, it was cute. Jennifer Garner, her hair style, she'd been working with for 20 years, and she was like, I'm so excited to present this to him.

Also, it's cool because I feel like the makeup artist and the hair artist. Stylist? Stylist. They don't get a recognition. They don't get a recognition. I think they most recently started tagging stylist on red carpet. But before, it was just the person. Yeah, and hair stylists were getting up and they were like, I've...

I forget who. It was Sarah Michelle Geller got up to present an award, and it was for Makeup Artist of the Year.

She was like, I've been to more countries with my makeup artist than my husband. We have been on more We've experienced more things together. Also, it means you have to be a pretty good person to be picked to be a hair person or makeup person because it's such an intimate thing.

No, it's so intimate. They're touching your head. If you get picked to be someone's full-time. No, I think Mitchell and Taylor know every single person I loathe. If they don't love the same people, you're like, Actually, I'm not free tomorrow. Right. Also, can we discuss the tour for one second? Okay. We announced our tour. It's so exciting. There's mania.

I have this feeling. For a second, I swear to God, I go, Did I forget to get Giggly Squad tickets? No.

For a full second, I was like, Did I forget to get in line at Ticketmaster to get my tickets for Giggly Squad? No, I had a moment where I was like, What is the Giggly Squad code?

What is the pre-sale code? Is that an amusement? No. Anyway, we love you guys so much. We're adding additional dates. We're pushing to add more cities. It's all an availability thing with these theaters. Yes. Any city we're not going to, it's not because we loathe you or your city. I refuse. Talking to you, Seattle.

No, it just doesn't work out with the venue. It's not like we want to go everywhere, but certain venues are booked. December, there's a lot of Christmas stuff happening. We couldn't get certain venues, whatever. Okay, it's called Club Giggly, which we're so excited about. I had a thing in the back of my head where I'm like, if this is on billboards, are people going to think it's a strip club? Then someone tagged us in the Parks Casino one, I think in Pennsylvania. Parks Casino, it's a huge X.

That's their logo. It says Club Giggly with us. Then it just says, Get tickets.

I'm like, This is backfiring. It fully looks like we're like-We're Ladies of the Night.

We're Ladies of the Night, which we support.

Wait, I love it. I love it as long as the right people are coming.

No, I hope people think it's a live OnlyFans. Burlesque show? Yeah. Do we make a burlesque?

Wait, if there is a man- You come out with just a chair and slivers. If there is a man just in the front row being like, I thought this was a burlesque show. Take your clothes off.

Like Farris Gump when she's playing with the...

Who? It was a Farris Gump reference. Who the fuck is Farris... Forrest Gump? Forrest Gump. Sorry. Who's Farris? Farris Buhler's Day Off.

You know what, guys? I just woke up from a nap. No, it's too much. I can't. Anyway, our next The show will have Labia out. Speaking of LA, I feel like I'm always ever there for 48 hours. No, it's crazy.

It's just an insane. That flight is basically time travel.

I don't get how this happens. But somehow you lose time in the end. Somehow you're just like, I'm tired. How did this happen that I needed that? I realized something on my flight this morning. One, if you're a straight man and you're anywhere in the vicinity of me and I'm putting my luggage into the overhead bin and you're not helping me, you're dead to me. I don't respect you as a human. And I hope your house burns down. That's actually, that's really intense. I don't hope your house burns down, but I hope you stubborn your toe leaving the airplane.

So that's the first thing. Or your leg goes numb, and then you have to walk awkwardly for three minutes.

Yeah. And so there was three men right around, and they were putting their stuff up, too. And they see me like, I actually physically make noise because I'm like, this is... I can barely reach it. See, I'll be like, I got this. Let alone pull it.

I'm like, okay, cool.

I'll do it. Got it. You probably broke eight nails. I was like, this is why there's a wage gap. Then they come around and they're like, okay, do you want to do the meal service? I was like, okay, well, it is 5:45. I don't know. Then I realized if you can eat really early in the I don't trust you. If you can sit on a plane and you have just gotten there and it's 5:30 and you're like, I'll take the eggs, Benedict, no.

But part of me also is like, sometimes if you fall asleep, they'll be like, You missed it. That's true.

That happened to me on the way there.

I go, What did we do here?

I go, I know you have a braised short rib in the fucking back. Heat it up in the microwave. And if Delta tries to push the shrimp appetizer on me one more time. I'm actually calling management because it's offensive. It's rude. They've had shrimp for a year. I don't know who they're in bed with, what shrimp company that's supplying Delta with all their with all their appetizers, but they need to be stopped. And I think it's a job for the Senate. Because they run out of the popular good ones.

And then there's always the weird one that if you're sitting in the back, you end up with. I literally look around to see who's eating the Then you report them.

Because it's... That's not okay.

It's not okay.

My problem is I will not order it that early.

It would make me nauseous. But if somehow the food ends up in front of me, I can't not eat it. Same. I feel like you've given me your weird what if I'm hungry thing?

My biggest fear in life. No, specifically in airports, I think about you and only you.

I think about you and only you and what you would do in situations.

So I had 15 minutes before I had to board, and I was like, Well, I need to go to Hudson News and get all the snacks because I'm on here for 6 hours, and what if I'm hungry? No, no. It's so scary. It's only knowing I sleep the whole time. So then I get to my hotel room and I'm like, Why do I have all these charcuterie boards?

Did you buy headphones?

Not this time. I remembered my headphones this time. Okay, good.

I actually have a crazy story. It was 6:30 AM. My thing is, if you talk before 7:00 AM, it's a problem. Someone Someone was meditating next to me.

Oh, I love that. Yeah. I said, put a sock in it. Out loud?

No, just like...

They had the Crom app? No, he was sitting Chris Cross and apples sauce.

He thought it was better than you.

His hands were up. I said, I... That's performative. I wanted to be like, We're on our way back to New York.Wrap it up.Wrap it up. This is some LA bullshit. Get out of here. No.

I don't like that at all.

No, I didn't like it at all. That's very unnerving. It was uncomfortable. Because then I was like, Should I be meditating? Are we going to... What do you know that we I don't know that you're meditating right now on this cross country flight.

What are you preparing for? I get on the flight really early and I put my own bag up. Classic. There's a guy behind me, a 60-year-old man, and he takes his paper ticket, which is the first red flag, and he goes, What seat am I to me? To you. At first, I'm like, This is insane, but whatever. I go, Oh, you're 5B. Then I Oh, you're next to me. And he goes, Great. My name is... And he introduces. No. I'm going to be honest, he had a good energy, but I have to explain.

Immediately, no.

I'm flying to Jacksonville, and immediately he's like, What are you doing? Going to Jacksonville? And I can't lie. I couldn't think of a lie of why I'd be going to Jacksonville. So I was just like, I entered, whatever. I love those views. We start talking.

And then when you're with anyone over 50 on an airplane and they talk They will inevitably bring out their phone and start showing photos of their family.

I get very nervous when they start willy-nilly scrolling the phone. I'm like, What is going to pop up? I'm like, Have you never taken a nude?

I get very nervous.

They're just going all… They're like, Oh, this. Oh, that. We're doing that thing, and I'm like, It's okay.

Sometimes I feel bad because their text font is so big, and I'm like, I'm not even trying to read your text to Maryanne. But yeah, stop and get butter on the way home. He ended up being funny, so we're laughing together.

But again, we're past the point where I can just put my headphones in. Then something happens, and he starts talking about one of his daughters, and he starts crying. What? No. I can't get out of the conversation at that point. So you start crying. But it was too early for me to tap him.

I felt that weird.

I just sat there. He's crying. And then I said something like, Good, men should cry more? This is 7 AM. But he's crying because he... I think I said, Men should cry more. So he's this tough Italian guy, and he's like, I just love my daughter. She's been through a lot. I'm sitting there thinking, I can't wait to tell us I gave you squad. But I'm texting Stuart, who was with me. Stuart, I'm like, I'm with a talker, and she goes, Just put on the headphones. I go, not going to work right now. He's crying because I would be leaving him to die. He probably got to touch a shrimp.

He probably thought about the shrimp.

That was just the beginning. Then he talks to me about all his different wives that he's had.

What happened to his daughter, specifically? She was- Just went through a hard time.

She went through a hard time. Just in case anyone knows the family, I don't want to get into it, but I know all of it.

Did he live in Florida?

No, I think he was just doing some work Then I was like... I haven't told him anything about me, by the way. I'm at zero.

I mean, how could you even get a word?

Then he's inviting me to visit the family. Then I basically was like, I got to take a nap because it's 7:05.

I'm like, How does this keep- Was he drinking?

I think he was... I think he'm now looking back because I'm like, I can never tell.

You're so naive sometimes.

I'm so naive. I think he was hammered. Yeah, I would say- Because he was asking me. He said he couldn't get alcohol. They weren't letting him get it at first.

Well, because he was drunk. It's a liability for the airline. Now everything's making sense.

But also you're like, I just want to go to sleep. I don't know how this even happens.

He's pulling nips out of his pocket. He's like, Don't worry about this. This is fine. Can you order me an orange juice? They won't give me one. I know what I'm doing. No, how you get yourself in these situations, you always end up with a talker.

I think because I have a friendly resting face.

Yeah, see, I don't because I never talk to anyone on a plane.

Everyone talks to me. Then I was flying back from Little Rock, and I sit down and the guy's in my seat, this man's in my seat. When I'm traumatized from the last flight, I said, I'm not even bringing it up. I'm sitting in this seat. I'm sitting there 10 minutes in, he goes, Oh, my God. Am I in your seat? He has a beer set up. This guy's- Yeah, he's got his whole- I was like, Oh, it's totally fine. He goes, Oh, my God, I feel horrible.

He's your Victoria Beckham. You were like, That's your seat.

This is our friendship seat. He goes, I'm so sorry, ma'am. I was like, No, don't call me that. He was like, I'll switch with you. I go, Sir, if I really wanted to switch with you, I would have thrown your beer off and we would have had a moment, but I'm totally fine. We can stop it right here. I I pass out, wake up. The woman behind me, when you're all standing, the woman behind me goes, I hear something like, I don't know. I'm like, I'll turn. She goes, You really slept the whole time, didn't you? I'm like, Oh, my God. I need to go back to New York. No.

Because in front of everyone- I need to go back to New York where no one gives a fuck about me. In front of everyone, she's pointed.

I'm like, First of all, you're behind me. How did you know I was sleeping? Did you watch me sleep the whole time? And then she's like, You really were passed out there.

What airline were you flying? Delta. Something's going on with Delta.

And then she goes, Did you wake up for the 3:00 AM? I was like, What? She's like, For the 3:00 AM? I don't know what she said. I go, Yes, I did. And she goes, I'll do it. And then I looked at her and I was like, I want to go home.

I want to go home. Hannah, this is how I feel. Every fucking time. You got Charleston. Yes.

Because these people are so nice, but it's so not appropriate. It's so inappropriate. Imagine calling someone out for sleeping privately on their plane.

Charleston to New York. No, it's New York to Charleston.

Everyone's best friends by the end of it. They're holding hands. They know everyone's family. They're all inviting each other to dinner.

They're chatting. They're chatting. They're all in white jeans They all have a cardigan over their shoulder, and they're just all talking about their tennis schedule.

They're holding something that is... What's it called with the initials? They put their initial.

A monogram? A monogram.

Something's monogram.

Something's monogrammed.

Their own babies monogrammed on their forehead.

Sometimes I've even texted Craig and been like, This is exactly why I can't move down here because it's the people on my flight. Now, Charleston to New York, we're getting shit done. We're going back home. It's businessmen. They have things to take care of. I'm like, Yeah, let's come on. Let's get this going.

Also, I got mad at a man because I went on one of those crazy air trains, which are wild, wild experience. You know the air trains to get from terminal to terminal? I get there, and I'm a New Yorker. I know a good train. And one thing I know about a train is I'm going to hold on to the railing. I don't care how tough you think you are. And this man stands in the middle and tries to surf it like no hands on anything. And guess who's right behind him? Me. I'm looking at this fucking dumb ass, and I'm looking at him and I go, This man's going to trip. If you fall on me. And he's going to fall on me. And he's going to be all sorry, but we could have prevented this if you weren't such a dickwad.

Yeah, and you just held on. What is it? Is it too feminine to Hold on.

You're going to turn into a girl.

Yeah, like, brace yourself. Brace yourself.

So he fucking stumbles onto me.

Yeah, of course he did.

So it was not a good day. It was not a good day for travel for me.

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Bring it on.

Yes, yes. Who? No. A wild card. Right. Yes, back in the game. Oh, no. I'd draw one card.

Uno. Better luck next time.

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I moved into my new apartment.

You did Easter egg a little. I don't know if it's Easter egg, but you posted a video with a chandelier just out of nowhere, no explanation. Just a massive chandelier. I just said, Hey.

Good morning. Good morning. I will die in this apartment. It's the greatest thing I've ever owned. It's my favorite thing I've ever It's just...

Tell me everything. I love it. What do you love about it?

Everything. I love everything about it.

Does it smell good?

It's so funny you brought that up because I forgot who it was. I think maybe it was Taylor. She said to me, and I've never connected to her more on a level. She goes, Have you decided the smell of this place? I looked at her and I go, I literally haven't. What's its signature smell? What is its signature smell? I haven't picked out my candles or my diffusers yet. I don't know what it smells like.

That is the bougiest shit I've ever heard because mine smells like my fart. That's what my apartment smells like.

My old apartment had a very signature smell. You knew.

You had that huge candle that was always lit, but also worrisome. Definitely a fire hazard.

No, maybe.

Well, I guess if someone trips- Yeah, things could have gone up in flames for sure.

Things could have went awry. Yeah, it could. But they didn't. But they didn't. I haven't figured out a signature smell. But the day I actually moved, I wasn't around, which was amazing. I had to work all day. So my mom came down, did my whole move with my assistant. I get home, which is just the bougeiest. Guys, why are you laughing at me? That's a dream come true.

No, I know.

I literally left from one apartment in the morning at 7:00 AM and then went home to a new one. I was like, You guys haven't figured this all out yet? You haven't unboxed everything? So working the whole day, I get home, I walk in the front door, and my mom is just so cute. She goes, We had a small problem. I was like, What? She was like, Someone made Josephine cry, which is my assistant. I go, What? Who made her cry? My mom is trying to be quiet because she didn't want Josephine to hear her telling me the story. Essentially, what happened is- Look, Josephine is family.

You don't fuck with my family.

I had a bunch of packages that had gotten delivered that the doorman was bringing up and was unloading them. And another doorman yelled at my assistant saying, he's not doing that. It's the movers job or something. She was like, oh, I didn't ask him to do it. I would have done it myself. It was a whole miscommunication. But the cuteest freaking thing was my mom was like, and she's like, I don't know if she's like, okay. This was hours after it happened. I got home five hours after. It was like when you see your mom after you fall on the playground and you can't find her, she was in a different room when I got home. And so then I walked in the room that she was in and I looked at her and she looked at me and I said, What happened? Are you okay? And she just started to hysterically cry. She was like, I know that I should be tougher, but I am really in my field. And I go, I'll burn the whole fucking building down. I go, I don't care if I just moved in. I'll burn it down. And then I had a thought that I will be arrested at one of my children's schools.

There is just no way my kids are going to be born, go all the way through high school, and I'm not going to be like, Mr. Sorbo, you can't come to the field today. You're a problem.

There's a restraining order.

I'll fight a kid. I would have no problem kicking a six-year-old if they were mean to my daughter. I also grew up with, Well, my mom will just call. When my mom calls, then you're really in for it. All through school, I would be like, Okay, well, my mom will be calling.

Thanks. I remember in first, second grade, I started to be naughty, and then I'd get in trouble, and it was all about getting to my mom before the teacher could get to my mom. Do you remember that? No, that's an extreme sport. I just started walking and I'm like, Let's go, mom. We got to go. We got to go home. We got to go now. I got a lot of homework. And they'll be like, Ms. Berner? Ms. Berner, can I speak? Fuck. Mother, don't believe me. I think that bitch says, She's crazy. Don't believe it. And my mom's a teacher, so she always took the teacher aside.

Okay, I had a Kim who was not a teacher. Can I just tell you this one story, and I'll never forget it? I cheated so bad. I cheated so fucking bad on a project. How old were you? High school. It was Spanish class. I'll never forget it. That teacher was such a fucking bitch to me. We had to make a brochure in Spanish. So you know what I did? I went on a hotel website in Spain, and I printed out their brochure, and I handed it to her, and I said, Here you go. Here's It's a Spanish brochure. She calls my mom. She was like, Paige obviously cheated. She couldn't have written this. My mom goes, How do you know? Prove it. How do you know? She didn't write it. Prove it. Then later, I said to my mom, I was like, I did cheat. She goes, I don't care. She's not going to call me. Here's the only reason my mom did that, and she would have never done that if it was a different subject. She didn't like that teacher. She didn't like that teacher. That teacher was talking shit about me at a dinner, randomly.

My high school boyfriend's mom was at that dinner and said, Are you talking about Phaja Soarba? We love her. I found this. I was like, A teacher is talking shit about me in high school.

I can't do the small town shit. I was like, wait. Get me out of the small town.

Sorry I cheated in your ninth grade Spanish class. You were literally so mean to me.

Also, I do have to say, the fact that we've all taken Spanish and none of us can speak it, maybe we need a methodology. Maybe we all should just go to Spain and actually learn it because...

Or maybe they could hire someone that works at Rosetta Stone to come into the schools. I mean...

Or someone who can actually speak Spanish. Because I think I've had some teachers, they can't speak Spanish. No. I'm like, Her name is Stephanie?

No. My teacher is not a lick of Spanish blood in her.

You could just tell me to read the Spanish textbook. That is so funny. My mom, as a teacher, would be like, I'd have an essay doing. She'd be like, Can I take a look at it? I'd be like, Are you sure you want to look at it? She'd be like, I just want to take a look at it. She'd give it back to me. It just read lines everywhere. She'd be like, Just do it again. I think you could do better. So they couldn't go to sleep until I got it right.

Were you really smart?

Yeah. Well, I don't think I Were you smart?

I was really- Were you naturally smart? I was naturally smart, but I wasn't good at memorizing things.

I didn't care. I just wanted to get A's. I was obsessed with getting A's. Wait.

This is why we're best friend because I'm the complete opposite, but we had the same end goal. We just wanted to be better than everyone else.

I was just competitive. I just show up and I said, I don't give a fuck about World War IV. No. I don't know what this is, but I will do it to the best of my ability, and I will forget it when I leave the test, but I will be at the top. I'm like, Where's the list of the suma cum laudit?

That's where I want to be. One time, I cheated on a test so badly. Cheated off another girl that they made me retake the test with one of my other friends because they thought we cheated together. Well, we both failed. They called my mom. And my mom goes, Oh, that's so funny. She has a learning disability. And they go, We don't think she does. She goes, Yeah, she does. And she forgot everything after she originally took the test, and that's why she failed the second one. And I was like, Mom, I cheated. And she goes, Please, you have a learning disability. Wait, I'm crying.

There was always that one kid that definitely didn't have a learning disability that was getting two I was longer for test.

That was me. I was like, I need extra time. I can't read good. No, I didn't care either, but I wanted to be- People would cheat off of me.

I would have. But I was like, I liked it.

We would have been such a good duo because I could memorize.

See, I can't memorize shit. But I knew how to write.

Because I couldn't read. So I literally... My only defense was memorizing.

I never cheated till college because college, I actually didn't have time to study for the first time because of tennis. So I was showing up to things after missing tons of classes because I had to.

I was 15 years in. I was a pro.

You were a professional.

In college, I hired people to take classes. Why? My college is done. They're done. Wait, your college actually got canceled. They got canceled. They were like, Sorry, we're not at college anymore. I was like, Great. Let me tell you all the ways I cheated. I would take online classes, and then I would hire my cousin, who was very smart, to take my classes online, and I would pay him.

Well, online classes, they did that to themselves.

They did that to themselves.

That was just badly planned.

I one time took an online class, paid my cousin to take it.

Are you using your modeling money to pay them? Yeah. I was just saying.

You're like, Daddy, can I have $100? I was like, I don't need to buy the book. I bought a person to take the class. So he takes the whole class from me and he goes, Okay, the only thing is at the end of the year, you have to actually go in person to take the final. And then I go, Okay, what do I have to get on the final to pass the class? And he was like, Well, you only have to get a 50 because I pretty good in the class. I walked in Hannah, got exactly a 50. He goes, I don't even know how you did that. I go, Well, I don't know anything. So I think I got 20 points for just writing my fucking name. And I graduated college. And It's all about delegating. Okay? Life is about delegating.

It's so funny because I'm bad at delegating, and you're better than me at delegating. Because I was a self starter. We can't do it all. No. And you have to know what your weaknesses are.

And you expect me to look good every day? I can't do it all. I can't do taxes, look good.

See, my thing is my dad cared so much about tennis, so he was tough with me with tennis, but could not give a shit about school. Because he'd be like, Yeah, I don't do it, whatever. But I'd be like, Oh, cool. He's being chill about this. But then my mom would show up, and my mom, anything I did with tennis, she's like, I'm proud of you. I love you. School, she'd be like, What the fuck is this?

I think my parents knew deep down I was stupid that to not push me because I genuinely couldn't do it.

But this is the thing. I don't think you're stupid. I think you like to play stupid.

Hannah. I don't need to call you out. No, if there's one thing I love second to revenge.

It's being underestimated. No, the more you will lean into it, you're like, yes, this is so hard. And by the time they fully feel like you don't know what's going on, you've already stolen their money, gotten them arrested.

I feel like my whole persona on national television is like, she's stupid It's good and lazy, and I love it so much.

Well, it's also when people don't understand your sense of humor, it's like, oh, because they think I'm dumb, which means they're dumb.

My queen, Victoria Beckham, my new best friend who I have a friendship bracelet with, said in crazy line. I literally just forgot it.

Is he playing dumb again? She's like, I can't remember a thought.

No, I literally can't remember. What were we just saying?

About playing dumb, about getting revenge, about I literally lost it.

No, that was actually real. I really do have a bad memory. Wait, I literally lost it. What the fuck did she say that it was so good?

Like, people underestimating.

I'll come back. We'll come back to it. I get I'm excited.

Then I just forgot it. Also, Paige is wearing a baggy, ghani T-shirt right now.

And baggy jeans. And baggy jeans. Wait, look at these flats. I know Hannah hates them, but I just got them from Mango.

Mesh ballet flat. They look really good for you.

Thank you.

My big toe would be sticking out of it.

Uno is now available in McDonald's Happy Meal, so let's see who can shout Uno first.

Bring it on.

Yes, yes. Who? No. A wild card. Right. Yes, back in the game. No. I'd draw one card. Uno.

Better luck next time.

Have fun with your Uno cards. Does that one count? No. Oh, some fun, some food. It's all inside this happy meal. Until the seventh of May from 11:00 AM includes one preselected Booker toy, Uno range comprises toys only while stocks last.

I heard something on TikTok about good-looking parents and if they always have good-looking children, and I clicked on it for you. I was like, Oh, my God, I need to know this for page. No, so this is the thing, and it actually makes sense. If both parents are really good-looking, but the man has not super manly features, the daughter is beautiful, but it doesn't mean the son is going to necessarily be handsome. Interesting. Where if the guy you're with has big jaw, big nose, strong features, which I think Craig has, then the son will be good-looking and the daughter will be, too.

I'm not going to. Interesting. I learned a thing. This was years ago, and I never forgot it, and it still freaks me out. The moment if you were conceived at even one minute earlier, one minute later, you would look different. Grace gasped from the corner of the room. What? Just different sperm.

Oh.

Is that creepy and weird? You would have the same DNA, but your features could look different. Isn't that crazy?

I know. It is crazy.

The other day, my mom actually mentioned out of nowhere, she was like, Well, you're a Valentine's Day baby. I just quickly looked at her and I said, That's disgusting. Why would you say that to me? I said, I already know that. I'm born in November. But it was so random out of nowhere. I was like, How dare you say that to me?

Do you know all of Dez's family are Scorpios? His mom, his dad, and his two brothers and him. It's all Scorpios. Oh, my God. I love it. They only had sex once.

Once a year.

No, but what a household.

Well, that's my family. Then we just have my brother who's a cancer. He just cries all the time. No, I know. But it's really, thank God he's a cancer because that's really the only other sign we truly, truly get along with. And thank God because he lives in our house.

I'm Scorpio Rising. Yes. So that's why I got along. Also, there was a tornado in Little Rock.

Oh, my God. While you were there?

While we were performing, and I was sitting with Stuart, and I basically was like, think about tornadoes. They're pretty crazy. I was like, The things Wind will do to not go to therapy. No, it's insane. Tasha there is becoming a fucking tornado.

You're just going to spit around to get your point across? You just sit down and talk But I had so much fun.

They have queso dip in Arkansas. They don't bring you chips and salsa, so they bring you chips and queso dip.

That is some middle America shit, and I fucking love it.

It's heavy. Then they have the sweet tea. My stomach was not okay.

I ate Erwan for the first time.

What did you get?

Okay, I didn't go there. I was sitting in my bed in my hotel room and I was like, I'm over room service. I'm just going to Uber Eats something. You can Uber Eats Erwan? Well, then it came up. I think I was right around the corner corner from it. I fully could have walked there, but I was like, This is crazy.

Well, people don't walk in LA.

Yeah.

And I was like- You literally get honkt at.

Yeah, I don't want to get honkt at.

You walk outside and you don't get honkt at and you're like, Okay. Okay.

To no one's on me. No one's on you.

Don't take a gummy before your flight.

I thought it was healthy.

Is it? It's supposed to be healthy, but I feel like you could get naughty at any place.

I mean, I got chicken Takedos, and they were amazing.

It was $400.

Kind of. But I loved it. I didn't get the smoothie because I was worried it wasn't going to travel well.

The Hilly Bieber smoothie?

Yeah, but I got that. Then I got hard boiled eggs because I'm just on a real hard boiled egg kick. Not to eat together.

I support that.

I'm obsessed with hard boiled eggs.

They're really good for you. Did someone tell you to do it? Or are you just like...

No, I've just like, recent- You put salt on it? I usually chop them. This is gross, but I usually chop them up and put hot sauce on it and just eat them with a fork.

That's not gross at all.

Okay, good.

I do not judge any food. I eat tuna fish from a deli. So I go to Delta Sky Lounge, and I'm very into my order right now. And by order, I mean the buffet. I get to school.

I put a ton of scrambled eggs, too much.

When you're like, if someone's on me, put more, that'd be crazy. And then I get cottage cheese next to it, ketchup and a cantaloupe. And that is so...

Don't even- I'm not even. No one questioned my shit. No, I'm not even.

Chris I'm just considering. It's so good.

I'm just small, un pequeño question. Are you mixing anything together or are you eating each of those things individually?

I mix it, but not hapazardly. There's a strategy to it. I take the cottage cheese, I dip it in ketchup, and then I put a little bit of cheese.

I love when we use words that just so...

I've never been used in this context and should never.

I'm not going to mix my cottage cheese hapazardly.

I'm not putting the cantaloupe Nope, in the ketchup.

Right. You're not being insane. But I was really thinking, are you mixing the scrambled eggs, the cottage cheese, and the ketchup?

You can, but I don't. Did I ever tell you that I wanted to start-A band? I wanted to start I was very entrepreneurial before comedy. When I was in sales, I hated my job and I wanted to start a fruit-vegetable leather business.

Pardon? Your most sincere pardon.

Talk about a horrible roommate. I was having sex with one of them.

Wait, sorry. I'm having you in trouble because you have one black stripe just down. Oh, no.

Just down. Please look into the camera.

Just one black stripe down the lid of- Can you fix it?

It's on top. Oh, you mean my cat eye?

Can I wipe away my- No, look in the camera. Close your eyes. Close your eyes so we can all see.

It's just black- It's because it's sweaty.

I've been staring at it the whole time, and now I... Okay.

Should we start over? The whole bottom. Okay. I thought, wouldn't it be so cool? You know fruit rollups?

Yeah.

I'm like, what if I can make a fruit rollup, but with real fruit and vegetables in it? This was 10 years ago. I think people do it now, but obviously, I thought of it first. I started googling, and I tried to make an Instagram about healthy foods.

Oh, you're saying this is 10 years ago. You made a legit Instagram account?

10 years ago, I was Instagram where I was trying to post smooth recipes. I wasn't making it. I was literally reposting other people. I was like, Look at this. It was like a Pinterest for like, I'm not making it. Then I realized I- Can we get our hands on that Instagram page?

I think I can find it.

It was called What was it called? Something in smoothies or something. I'll find it. It's still out there. I also had a tie-dye business called Still Supply, but that was before tie-dye was cool. I was ahead of my time. I was ahead of my time. I buy I buy a dehydrator.

Okay.

It's like $300. Yeah, I was going to say, how much did that run you? Two or $300. I buy a dehydrator because I'm going to practice making- Fruit rollups. Fruit vegetable rollups. I told everyone, I said, You're in on the ground floor if you want to buy in. I'm basically making smoothies. I'm taking banana and then like, carrots and then like, some strawberry and I'm putting it in. I turned the dehydrator on. It's the loudest thing you ever heard. It's like, This is a small apartment in Manhattan.

Are you currently living with date?

I'm living with Becca and the guy I was hooking up with. He was like, We're going to do what she wants. Becca was like, No.

Please stop dehydrating things in our shared living space. I mean, just a mental picture, coming home from a long day of work, and you just see Hannah Berner in the middle of the living room being like, Do you need anything I'm dehyd.

It was not working. I can't cook. There was no... I just wanted to let people know that she's a dream. It was one of those ADHD For seven days, I had a...

You were like, This is my calling. This is my shit. How did I not know?

Then we were moving out. My mom's like, What do we do with this huge dehydrator that you bought? I was like, We need it. She was like, For what? I was like, You never know when inspiration is going to strike. Do you still have it? I don't think it's gone, but it was one of those things... Look, I say if you're going to fail, fail fast, and I'm very good at that. I immediately I'm like, This is not working. But my roommates hated me for four days, and I was like, This is the next apple. I was like, This is how all this documentary starts. Who by the foot? Who?

Have you seen the TikTok trend where people are saying, girls, notes apps are the craziest place. I live for it because, first of all, I would never show anyone my Notes app because it's just too wild and insane. And then I was scrolling and I found one of my Notes apps that I haven't written in in a while. And I literally pinned it to the top because I was like, This is a great notes app. I have a thing where it says things I want to teach my daughter. Certain life lessons that I'm just like, I need to remember that I need to teach her this, specifically. I think everyone should have a notes app like that.

I love that you refuse to get married, but you will have a notes app list of things you're going to teach your unborn baby. No, 100%.

I miss them already.

You need to be studied.

I love him so much. Actually, me and Craig got into a fight about this recently because he kept saying things like certain things the way I treat him that he was complaining about. I said, Well, first of all, how dare you? And write a formal complaint. If you want anyone to take this seriously. Write an email.

You know what I'm going to do? Denied, denied, denied. There's no one else here. It's my word versus yours. I was bitchy to you.

Suck a dick. Watch out. Hannah will dehydrate you in three seconds. One of his complaints was that when we get on a plane, I put my noise canceling headphones on and I watch my stuff and I don't talk to him.

See, that's immediate divorce.

Really?

No. If he tried to talk to me. Yeah.

I'm like, We know each other. What are we catching up on?

I tell Des, sometimes he'll be cute and be trying to figure out that we sit next to each other. Why are we sitting next to each other? We're not talking on the plane. I want a window seat.

He was really upset about it. He goes, Well, I hope... And then he hits me with this, I hope you don't put your noise canceling headphones on when you get on a plane with your children. I go, first of all. I literally took a beat. I go, I'm going to prepare myself for this because you don't even know what's about to come to you. I said, I don't know how many times I have to remind you. I did not give birth to you specifically. The way I treat you is going to be very different than the people that I've created in my womb for nine months. I go, When I get on the plane with them, I plan on having snacks, coloring books, we're doing puzzles. We're practicing words. I go, You're going to lose your mind how much I talk to them on a plane. It's so factual.

What does he want to talk about?

Exactly. I don't even care to ask because I'm three episodes deep in a show. I'm like, What? I'll talk to you when we get there.

Also, because I'm trying to think of jokes, my Notes app is... I literally just pulled up the first one and says, The Bible, talk about a New York Times bestseller.

That is the start of a really great pet, I fear.

Then under it, I wrote Roman Empire, Men Having Sex. Then I wrote, Then I'll take notes about things that go well, and I'll be like, Lesbian jokes with crowd. I have a problem with lobotomies. Why can't we get them anymore? Okay, good. But some of them make no sense. It'll be like, angry squirrel. I'm like, What did I mean?

Yeah, what did I mean?

Oh, God. Anyway. Anywho, I'm watching Breaking Bad for the first time. Oh, really? Do you ever watch it?

I did.

It's hard to I went through the first three episodes.

Because so much is going on?

It's like they're creating tension of what- They're building up what? Yeah. And Des is like, You have to appreciate when they're building tension for a storyline. I was like, Mmm-mm.

Is Des watching it with you? Yeah. Had he seen it before? Yeah. That's really nice of him. Oh, no.

He loves finding things that he loved that I've never seen and seeing it through my lens.

Wait, I love that.

I have shows I just want to watch with him.

That's so nice.

We don't have It's the same taste, but once we find a show, we'll go forever with it. Okay.

Craig won't watch anything that the ending isn't happy. No, I'm not kidding. He won't watch something unless it's war, he'll watch anything that has to do with war. He loves war. That's his lot. That's more complicated. That's the male species.

Wait, so does he Google what the ending is?

We'll watch the trailer and he'll say, That's too intense for me. No, I can't watch it. It's too intense.

He's such a sensitive soul.

I'm like, Okay, we'll put on Teletobbies again for the 6 times this week.

I'm Bluey. I'm Mrs. Rachel. He comes home and watching Mrs. Rachel. You give him an iPad?

No. So we can't watch anything because I like things that are dark and I'm like, Oh, my God.

Can I tell a story I told before? Just to wrap it up. This is my favorite thing to do. I went on a date with one of my exes and he took me to a Broadway play. Do you remember this story? Basically, it was the first half finishes and there's the intermission, and I'm enjoying it. And he looks at me and he goes, It's so obvious what's going to happen. I was like, Really? Because he's smart. I was like, I'm like, Really? I didn't see. What's going to happen? He goes, Obviously, the main character is going to kill himself. I was like, What? I didn't see that. He's like, It's so fucking obvious. I was like, Oh, my God. The character was going through something, but I was like, I don't think he's going to off himself. He's like, This is clearly going towards a suicide. That's not what happened. No one died. The whole time, I'm like, When is this ever going to come?

I did this not too long ago. No, me and Greg were watching a very nice show, and I go, Oh, she's coming back because she's going to kill herself. And Greg looked at me and he was like, I don't think so. And then she didn't because that would have been insane. And I looked at him and I said, Sorry, I think I'm going through something. He goes, Yeah, very obviously. Okay, I'm going to take a minute. That was two weeks ago, and I was going through something.

He does watch his horror films, though. He He likes horror films. He likes roller coasters and he likes skiing. He has a side to him.

Yeah, it's like adrenaline.

He loves it. Whatever he wants to do without not going to therapy, let him do. Okay, well.

I feel like sometimes after Giggly, I feel like we work out.

Oh, yeah. This was like a full exorcism. It's like an exorcism.

No, I have so much pent up over the week that I'm like, I can't wait to tell someone who fucking gets it.

Our list was I get notifications. No, our list was getting out. When you write on the list, I'll be just like, my phone will be like, Pata's Robo added a giggly squad. And I'm like, it's like a co-cam. Yeah, can't wait for that one. She's got something to tell me.

That's how I feel when you write it? I'm like, Oh, shit. She's got so much to talk about. I need to talk about more things.

And it's always, we never remember what it was. No.

I can't believe I can't remember what that Victoria Beckham quote was. I'll think of it. I'll put it in the newsletter.

I really got through everything. I'll think of that. Well, guys, thank you for giddling with us. Thank you for buying tickets to the tour. No, we're so excited for it. If you haven't yet, there's a link in our bio for shows. If you want to go somewhere, leave it in the reviews because we'll see those or leave it anywhere. And we love you so much.

See you.

Oh, I'm going to Philly. I'm going to Philly. I added a fourth show to Philly. Thank you.