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You guys ready to start tonight's episode or what, huh? You know, every single week I book this show, I pick who sits in these seats. And sometimes it's an up and coming headlining comedian who we like to introduce to you. And sometimes it's some of the biggest comedians on fucking planet Earth. Tonight, my friends, is both.

I am happy to present to you, ladies and gentlemen, for the entirety of its show tonight. Your two guests are James McCann and Shane Gillis.

Fucking damn right.

Ooh la la.

Wow.

You're goddamn motherfucking right. James McCann. Welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. What a joy to be here at that kill.

He sounds like that hot dog. He sounds like that. That's his real voice. He's from Australia. Shane found him in Australia and saved his life.

That's true. It's not a joke. That's true.

He is the host of the James McCann. James. It's the James Donald Forbes McCann catamaran plant. It is the worst name in podcast history. We're keeping it small.

We don't want too big an audience, you know? I love it. James, welcome. Shane Gillis is back, ladies and gentlemen.

Tires on Netflix, killing it. His specials on Netflix. Killing it. Killing it. We did the Staples Center a couple weeks ago in LA.

We had fucking fun. Things are going good. I'm still, you know, depressed. Yeah, but that's all right, you know, who cares, right? I don't know.

I love it. We're gonna months ago, right? Yeah, a little over six months ago.How long have you been in Austin? So about maybe three months. Okay. What made you stop off in Houston on your way to Austin? Well, long story.Basically, I'm coming by way of San Angelo. I lived out in Houston for a little bit, and now I'm just living in Austin by way of San Angelo. Yeah. I'm basically from the military. I was in the military as well.Wow. You're just a hero of many kinds. Is that why your brother has sent you on a reconnaissance submission? I'm still very confused by that. If I was, I didn't know it.But he wanted. He wanted to do stand up and said, you should go check it out. Yeah, he said I should check it out. Yeah, but he wanted to do it. He wanted to do it.Yeah. And then he was like, you go first. That's fucked up. Basically. He wasn't military or a firefighter, was he?No. Yeah. Coward. Yeah. You did this too.He's still sitting home going, ah, Mandy. Yeah. I can't even believe this is happening right now. What branch of the military were you in? The navy?And did you ever go on tour? I did. Where'd you go? I did. Went to China, Dubai, twice, India, Australia.You ever kill any bad guys or just a parrot? Nope. Doesn't know bad people. Never killed anyone. What'd you do in the navy exactly?I was something called an az. Mm hmm. So aviation maintenance admin. I'm colorblind. You're colorblind?I am. Wow. D madness is jealous right now. It's like colorblind. I don't even know what the fuck a color is.What the fuck d madness with his regular ass glasses.Oh, my God. Where'd you go in Australia? Perth. You went to Perth? I did.There's nothing funny about that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. There's nothing funny about being in Perth. I got nothing.Oh, yeah, we called it our Perth day. They say the women there are perfect, but they're not. They're real hideous trolls. So, uh. Oh.Raised in Perth. Raised in Perth. Perth.I love it. Thank you for keeping my country safe. We can't keep the Chinese out on our own. And I want to. I want to say thank you for keeping us secure, keeping us a democracy.I mean, it is true. Nothing but trouble. We're not going to repeat what that guy just said. Chill, brother. For real.The chinese government. I was talking about the chinese government, not the people.Perfect. That solves all of our problems. Incoming nuclear bomb. Here we go. I love it.So, Trey on stage. Your brother wanted to do stand up. He said, you should check out this show, kill Tony. And you're like, I'm going to go. I'm going to start stand up.I'm going to go to kill Tony. I'm going to try to get on. Has your brother even attempted an open mic or anything like that? Yes, he has. Ok.Yes, he's actually. He's pretty funny. He's usually pretty funnier than me. Really? So you guys go out, you guys ever.You guys or the women in the relationship, but I don't like. I don't do, like, bi or gay.I agree. That's gross. That's wrong.Yeah, go ahead, Shane. No, no, ask that question. I want to know. I always like your question. About to be supportive, dude.Yeah, fucking go do whatever. So when you say hetero, that means you're into women? I'm into women and I'm into guys, but if I'm into guys, I want to be the women in the relationship. Like, I don't want to be, like, a guy guy relationship. Right, right.D madness is losing his mind right now. Famous resident homophobe d madness, he is not shy about. He is literally madness. By the way, she's hot, just. If that helps you.She's hot as fucked.Absolutely incredible. So your most recent hookup, can you just give us an example of, like, what that was like and who that was with? Do you do that? You do, like, one night stands? Okay, so I tried dating apps.It went really bad. That's why I downloaded Grindr. And then I. We don't need the Indiana Jones seat for this. Then I did a week of crazy sex.Okay, now let's just stop there for a sec. Yeah, let's focus on that. Yeah, we're gonna. We're gonna stick with the week of crazy sex. You found that person on Grindr?Yes. And what was that? That was a man. Yeah. That treated you like a woman?Yes. So you, like, make them sandwiches and stuff or what you like? Oh, I do more than sandwiches. Okay, tell us. Tell us everything that you do.Tell us what a week long sex escapade with Chen is like. I feed you very well, and we go to shows. Whoa. Sounds really nice. Yeah.What kind of shows? He's into wwe, so we've been to San Antonio and. Wait, is this me? Was I vibing? Did I.May you ever meet Lemaire? All right. Hell, yeah. Might be able to set you up with somebody. Yeah.Yeah. Lemaire would make your dick neck sweat.So you met a guy on Grindr. How does it start? Do you go to his place? He goes to yours? I do go to his place, but he lives with his mom and siblings.Oh, my God. So it's really secretive. So that makes it way more fun, dude. Oh, yeah. You two naughty fucks.That's way more important.Oh, he's actually a special ed's teacher. Oh, thank God. That teacher at the end was big.So he's a special ed teacher who did. What does he tell his parents when nest.Kidding. Oh, you're freaky. I don't think you are kidding. I am. You're being a nasty bitch tonight.Will you. Well, whatever. Sometimes I'm allowed to be that way. If I feel that way. Why do you feel that way tonight?Who hurt you? Huh? Are your parents divorced. What happened? Are they.What? Can you say that word again? Got me. Shit. Yes.If your parents are divorced. No, they're still together. My dad, actually. It's a. It's a.It's a bad thing going on at the Montgomery household right now. My father, Larry, has freaking five cats ever since we all moved out of the house. They're empty nesters. Larry has five cats, and I guess one of the cats had five more babies. So there are ten feral cats living in my parents house right now.And my brother and his wife refused to let their. Their daughter, my parents granddaddy granddaughter, come over to the house. It was this giant. I was playing mediator today. My.They said, get rid of all ten cats. And I said, well, they should be allowed to keep the two original cats. So I think we're there. I think they're going to be allowed to keep two original cats. So things are looking up.Yeah, I felt things are looking better. It's amazing to know that in the Montgomery family, you're the mediator. That's fucking incredible fun. It literally that happened today. I talked about.About parties. You think your dad's ever gonna stop collecting cats? Oh, no. I think he loves it too much. I think he's never gonna stop doing that.William, anything you wanna promote or anything like that, just pokemon smoke. Character level 50. But, yeah, when this goes out, Miami and Canada. British Columbia, Canada.Is there a city in Canada or just the entire huge mass on the left hand side? If you're looking at the Vancouver. Vancouver, yes, Vancouver. Yes. You go Vancouver.Left hand side. Yeah, Vancouver. And then check my. Check my website. It's Cam.So funny with two o's. I'm kidding. Make some goddamn noise for William Montgomery. The drawing from Ryan Je Belt is in it. That is absolutely incredible.Let's check out what did Chris Rogers draw tonight? Oh, drew Nickens.Oh, yeah. Make some noise for James McCann. His first time on the show. An unbelievable fucking debut. The James Donald Forbes McCann Catimer.Hitchenshe plan is out there now everywhere. How about one more time for the golden goat, Austin's own Shane Gillis. Everybody. This episode was brought to you by Shopify. Make some noise for the best damn man in the land, red man.If you ever watch tires on Netflix, please do. They're watching tires. It's huge. I love you. We love you.Go rewatch tires. Go rewatch tires. Let's get it back to number one. We love you guys. Thank you so much.Good night, everybody. Thank you.The Sunset Strip comedy club in Austin. Texas is now open. Check out Red Band's secret show everywhere Thursday. Go to sunsetstripatx.com for tickets.

months ago, right? Yeah, a little over six months ago.

How long have you been in Austin? So about maybe three months. Okay. What made you stop off in Houston on your way to Austin? Well, long story.

Basically, I'm coming by way of San Angelo. I lived out in Houston for a little bit, and now I'm just living in Austin by way of San Angelo. Yeah. I'm basically from the military. I was in the military as well.

Wow. You're just a hero of many kinds. Is that why your brother has sent you on a reconnaissance submission? I'm still very confused by that. If I was, I didn't know it.

But he wanted. He wanted to do stand up and said, you should go check it out. Yeah, he said I should check it out. Yeah, but he wanted to do it. He wanted to do it.

Yeah. And then he was like, you go first. That's fucked up. Basically. He wasn't military or a firefighter, was he?

No. Yeah. Coward. Yeah. You did this too.

He's still sitting home going, ah, Mandy. Yeah. I can't even believe this is happening right now. What branch of the military were you in? The navy?

And did you ever go on tour? I did. Where'd you go? I did. Went to China, Dubai, twice, India, Australia.

You ever kill any bad guys or just a parrot? Nope. Doesn't know bad people. Never killed anyone. What'd you do in the navy exactly?

I was something called an az. Mm hmm. So aviation maintenance admin. I'm colorblind. You're colorblind?

I am. Wow. D madness is jealous right now. It's like colorblind. I don't even know what the fuck a color is.

What the fuck d madness with his regular ass glasses.

Oh, my God. Where'd you go in Australia? Perth. You went to Perth? I did.

There's nothing funny about that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. There's nothing funny about being in Perth. I got nothing.

Oh, yeah, we called it our Perth day. They say the women there are perfect, but they're not. They're real hideous trolls. So, uh. Oh.

Raised in Perth. Raised in Perth. Perth.

I love it. Thank you for keeping my country safe. We can't keep the Chinese out on our own. And I want to. I want to say thank you for keeping us secure, keeping us a democracy.

I mean, it is true. Nothing but trouble. We're not going to repeat what that guy just said. Chill, brother. For real.

The chinese government. I was talking about the chinese government, not the people.

Perfect. That solves all of our problems. Incoming nuclear bomb. Here we go. I love it.

So, Trey on stage. Your brother wanted to do stand up. He said, you should check out this show, kill Tony. And you're like, I'm going to go. I'm going to start stand up.

I'm going to go to kill Tony. I'm going to try to get on. Has your brother even attempted an open mic or anything like that? Yes, he has. Ok.

Yes, he's actually. He's pretty funny. He's usually pretty funnier than me. Really? So you guys go out, you guys ever.

You guys or the women in the relationship, but I don't like. I don't do, like, bi or gay.I agree. That's gross. That's wrong.Yeah, go ahead, Shane. No, no, ask that question. I want to know. I always like your question. About to be supportive, dude.Yeah, fucking go do whatever. So when you say hetero, that means you're into women? I'm into women and I'm into guys, but if I'm into guys, I want to be the women in the relationship. Like, I don't want to be, like, a guy guy relationship. Right, right.D madness is losing his mind right now. Famous resident homophobe d madness, he is not shy about. He is literally madness. By the way, she's hot, just. If that helps you.She's hot as fucked.Absolutely incredible. So your most recent hookup, can you just give us an example of, like, what that was like and who that was with? Do you do that? You do, like, one night stands? Okay, so I tried dating apps.It went really bad. That's why I downloaded Grindr. And then I. We don't need the Indiana Jones seat for this. Then I did a week of crazy sex.Okay, now let's just stop there for a sec. Yeah, let's focus on that. Yeah, we're gonna. We're gonna stick with the week of crazy sex. You found that person on Grindr?Yes. And what was that? That was a man. Yeah. That treated you like a woman?Yes. So you, like, make them sandwiches and stuff or what you like? Oh, I do more than sandwiches. Okay, tell us. Tell us everything that you do.Tell us what a week long sex escapade with Chen is like. I feed you very well, and we go to shows. Whoa. Sounds really nice. Yeah.What kind of shows? He's into wwe, so we've been to San Antonio and. Wait, is this me? Was I vibing? Did I.May you ever meet Lemaire? All right. Hell, yeah. Might be able to set you up with somebody. Yeah.Yeah. Lemaire would make your dick neck sweat.So you met a guy on Grindr. How does it start? Do you go to his place? He goes to yours? I do go to his place, but he lives with his mom and siblings.Oh, my God. So it's really secretive. So that makes it way more fun, dude. Oh, yeah. You two naughty fucks.That's way more important.Oh, he's actually a special ed's teacher. Oh, thank God. That teacher at the end was big.So he's a special ed teacher who did. What does he tell his parents when nest.Kidding. Oh, you're freaky. I don't think you are kidding. I am. You're being a nasty bitch tonight.Will you. Well, whatever. Sometimes I'm allowed to be that way. If I feel that way. Why do you feel that way tonight?Who hurt you? Huh? Are your parents divorced. What happened? Are they.What? Can you say that word again? Got me. Shit. Yes.If your parents are divorced. No, they're still together. My dad, actually. It's a. It's a.It's a bad thing going on at the Montgomery household right now. My father, Larry, has freaking five cats ever since we all moved out of the house. They're empty nesters. Larry has five cats, and I guess one of the cats had five more babies. So there are ten feral cats living in my parents house right now.And my brother and his wife refused to let their. Their daughter, my parents granddaddy granddaughter, come over to the house. It was this giant. I was playing mediator today. My.They said, get rid of all ten cats. And I said, well, they should be allowed to keep the two original cats. So I think we're there. I think they're going to be allowed to keep two original cats. So things are looking up.Yeah, I felt things are looking better. It's amazing to know that in the Montgomery family, you're the mediator. That's fucking incredible fun. It literally that happened today. I talked about.About parties. You think your dad's ever gonna stop collecting cats? Oh, no. I think he loves it too much. I think he's never gonna stop doing that.William, anything you wanna promote or anything like that, just pokemon smoke. Character level 50. But, yeah, when this goes out, Miami and Canada. British Columbia, Canada.Is there a city in Canada or just the entire huge mass on the left hand side? If you're looking at the Vancouver. Vancouver, yes, Vancouver. Yes. You go Vancouver.Left hand side. Yeah, Vancouver. And then check my. Check my website. It's Cam.So funny with two o's. I'm kidding. Make some goddamn noise for William Montgomery. The drawing from Ryan Je Belt is in it. That is absolutely incredible.Let's check out what did Chris Rogers draw tonight? Oh, drew Nickens.Oh, yeah. Make some noise for James McCann. His first time on the show. An unbelievable fucking debut. The James Donald Forbes McCann Catimer.Hitchenshe plan is out there now everywhere. How about one more time for the golden goat, Austin's own Shane Gillis. Everybody. This episode was brought to you by Shopify. Make some noise for the best damn man in the land, red man.If you ever watch tires on Netflix, please do. They're watching tires. It's huge. I love you. We love you.Go rewatch tires. Go rewatch tires. Let's get it back to number one. We love you guys. Thank you so much.Good night, everybody. Thank you.The Sunset Strip comedy club in Austin. Texas is now open. Check out Red Band's secret show everywhere Thursday. Go to sunsetstripatx.com for tickets.

or the women in the relationship, but I don't like. I don't do, like, bi or gay.

I agree. That's gross. That's wrong.

Yeah, go ahead, Shane. No, no, ask that question. I want to know. I always like your question. About to be supportive, dude.

Yeah, fucking go do whatever. So when you say hetero, that means you're into women? I'm into women and I'm into guys, but if I'm into guys, I want to be the women in the relationship. Like, I don't want to be, like, a guy guy relationship. Right, right.

D madness is losing his mind right now. Famous resident homophobe d madness, he is not shy about. He is literally madness. By the way, she's hot, just. If that helps you.

She's hot as fucked.

Absolutely incredible. So your most recent hookup, can you just give us an example of, like, what that was like and who that was with? Do you do that? You do, like, one night stands? Okay, so I tried dating apps.

It went really bad. That's why I downloaded Grindr. And then I. We don't need the Indiana Jones seat for this. Then I did a week of crazy sex.

Okay, now let's just stop there for a sec. Yeah, let's focus on that. Yeah, we're gonna. We're gonna stick with the week of crazy sex. You found that person on Grindr?

Yes. And what was that? That was a man. Yeah. That treated you like a woman?

Yes. So you, like, make them sandwiches and stuff or what you like? Oh, I do more than sandwiches. Okay, tell us. Tell us everything that you do.

Tell us what a week long sex escapade with Chen is like. I feed you very well, and we go to shows. Whoa. Sounds really nice. Yeah.

What kind of shows? He's into wwe, so we've been to San Antonio and. Wait, is this me? Was I vibing? Did I.

May you ever meet Lemaire? All right. Hell, yeah. Might be able to set you up with somebody. Yeah.

Yeah. Lemaire would make your dick neck sweat.

So you met a guy on Grindr. How does it start? Do you go to his place? He goes to yours? I do go to his place, but he lives with his mom and siblings.

Oh, my God. So it's really secretive. So that makes it way more fun, dude. Oh, yeah. You two naughty fucks.

That's way more important.

Oh, he's actually a special ed's teacher. Oh, thank God. That teacher at the end was big.

So he's a special ed teacher who did. What does he tell his parents when nest.Kidding. Oh, you're freaky. I don't think you are kidding. I am. You're being a nasty bitch tonight.Will you. Well, whatever. Sometimes I'm allowed to be that way. If I feel that way. Why do you feel that way tonight?Who hurt you? Huh? Are your parents divorced. What happened? Are they.What? Can you say that word again? Got me. Shit. Yes.If your parents are divorced. No, they're still together. My dad, actually. It's a. It's a.It's a bad thing going on at the Montgomery household right now. My father, Larry, has freaking five cats ever since we all moved out of the house. They're empty nesters. Larry has five cats, and I guess one of the cats had five more babies. So there are ten feral cats living in my parents house right now.And my brother and his wife refused to let their. Their daughter, my parents granddaddy granddaughter, come over to the house. It was this giant. I was playing mediator today. My.They said, get rid of all ten cats. And I said, well, they should be allowed to keep the two original cats. So I think we're there. I think they're going to be allowed to keep two original cats. So things are looking up.Yeah, I felt things are looking better. It's amazing to know that in the Montgomery family, you're the mediator. That's fucking incredible fun. It literally that happened today. I talked about.About parties. You think your dad's ever gonna stop collecting cats? Oh, no. I think he loves it too much. I think he's never gonna stop doing that.William, anything you wanna promote or anything like that, just pokemon smoke. Character level 50. But, yeah, when this goes out, Miami and Canada. British Columbia, Canada.Is there a city in Canada or just the entire huge mass on the left hand side? If you're looking at the Vancouver. Vancouver, yes, Vancouver. Yes. You go Vancouver.Left hand side. Yeah, Vancouver. And then check my. Check my website. It's Cam.So funny with two o's. I'm kidding. Make some goddamn noise for William Montgomery. The drawing from Ryan Je Belt is in it. That is absolutely incredible.Let's check out what did Chris Rogers draw tonight? Oh, drew Nickens.Oh, yeah. Make some noise for James McCann. His first time on the show. An unbelievable fucking debut. The James Donald Forbes McCann Catimer.Hitchenshe plan is out there now everywhere. How about one more time for the golden goat, Austin's own Shane Gillis. Everybody. This episode was brought to you by Shopify. Make some noise for the best damn man in the land, red man.If you ever watch tires on Netflix, please do. They're watching tires. It's huge. I love you. We love you.Go rewatch tires. Go rewatch tires. Let's get it back to number one. We love you guys. Thank you so much.Good night, everybody. Thank you.The Sunset Strip comedy club in Austin. Texas is now open. Check out Red Band's secret show everywhere Thursday. Go to sunsetstripatx.com for tickets.

nest.

Kidding. Oh, you're freaky. I don't think you are kidding. I am. You're being a nasty bitch tonight.

Will you. Well, whatever. Sometimes I'm allowed to be that way. If I feel that way. Why do you feel that way tonight?

Who hurt you? Huh? Are your parents divorced. What happened? Are they.

What? Can you say that word again? Got me. Shit. Yes.

If your parents are divorced. No, they're still together. My dad, actually. It's a. It's a.

It's a bad thing going on at the Montgomery household right now. My father, Larry, has freaking five cats ever since we all moved out of the house. They're empty nesters. Larry has five cats, and I guess one of the cats had five more babies. So there are ten feral cats living in my parents house right now.

And my brother and his wife refused to let their. Their daughter, my parents granddaddy granddaughter, come over to the house. It was this giant. I was playing mediator today. My.

They said, get rid of all ten cats. And I said, well, they should be allowed to keep the two original cats. So I think we're there. I think they're going to be allowed to keep two original cats. So things are looking up.

Yeah, I felt things are looking better. It's amazing to know that in the Montgomery family, you're the mediator. That's fucking incredible fun. It literally that happened today. I talked about.

About parties. You think your dad's ever gonna stop collecting cats? Oh, no. I think he loves it too much. I think he's never gonna stop doing that.

William, anything you wanna promote or anything like that, just pokemon smoke. Character level 50. But, yeah, when this goes out, Miami and Canada. British Columbia, Canada.

Is there a city in Canada or just the entire huge mass on the left hand side? If you're looking at the Vancouver. Vancouver, yes, Vancouver. Yes. You go Vancouver.

Left hand side. Yeah, Vancouver. And then check my. Check my website. It's Cam.

So funny with two o's. I'm kidding. Make some goddamn noise for William Montgomery. The drawing from Ryan Je Belt is in it. That is absolutely incredible.

Let's check out what did Chris Rogers draw tonight? Oh, drew Nickens.

Oh, yeah. Make some noise for James McCann. His first time on the show. An unbelievable fucking debut. The James Donald Forbes McCann Catimer.

Hitchenshe plan is out there now everywhere. How about one more time for the golden goat, Austin's own Shane Gillis. Everybody. This episode was brought to you by Shopify. Make some noise for the best damn man in the land, red man.

If you ever watch tires on Netflix, please do. They're watching tires. It's huge. I love you. We love you.

Go rewatch tires. Go rewatch tires. Let's get it back to number one. We love you guys. Thank you so much.

Good night, everybody. Thank you.

The Sunset Strip comedy club in Austin. Texas is now open. Check out Red Band's secret show everywhere Thursday. Go to sunsetstripatx.com for tickets.