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Hey, this is Redmi coming to you live from the comedy mothership here in Austin, Texas, for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get up for Tony. It's good.

Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives, huh?

Yeah.

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Yeah. We made it. Make some noise for red band, everybody. You're here. The number one live podcast in the world, kill Tony.

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You guys ready to start tonight's episode?

We're gonna have a lot of fun tonight. I'd like to present three of our favorite guests ever in the history of the show. Make some noise from Mark Norman H. Foley and Kevin Ryan, everybody. Yeah, Mark Norman.

Squeeze on in here. Mark.

Mark Norman H. Foley, Kevin Ryan. Three of my favorite human beings. Welcome back to the show, guys. What's up, buddy?

Great to be here, gang. Great to be here. Hey, hey. We're gonna have fun here tonight. They are on tour.

The Ru garbage guys are on their route. Route 66 tour. Go to rugarbage.com for tickets, Mark. Numerous specials, numerous everything. He's on tour.

Marknorman.com. oh, yeah, check out my onlyfansheen. That's right. Yeah, I put on it. I love it.

You guys know how the show works. You've been on numerous times before. 229 comedians signed up for the chance to get pulled out of this bucket here tonight. Wow. If they get picked, they get 60 seconds on this stage, you know their time is up, and you're the sound of a kitten.

That means they have to wrap it up then. Or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear, which interrupts them. And then I interview them, and we all find out more about them. Maybe something they should talk about or something interesting about their lives. All of a sudden, they go from being a comedian for 60 seconds to a guest on a live podcast in a sold out show in the live comedy capital of the world.

Austin, Texas. You guys ready to start the show? Well, I pull a name out of the bucket. They go and grab this person from the bar across the street. And while they are wrangling that person, I would like to present one of our regulars.

Everybody. We have a rotating panel of regulars now. And this is the newest regular on the show, one of the two newest regulars on the show. He's an absolute freak of nature. He is the estonian assassin.

Ladies and gentlemen, here with a brand new minute, make some noise for one of your new favorite comedians in the world. Ari. Matty, everybody.It's amazing. Chris Rogers, what do you got over there? Oh, David Lucas. Look at that. Fuck, yeah.Life. Si. And that's an actual size photo. Make sure you check out the route. Route 66 tour@rugarbage.com.mark, what are you. What are you plugging? Hey. Hey. Road dates.Marknormancomedy.com. we might be drunk Tuesdays with stories. Praise Allah. Marknormancomedy.com Ari Shafir was here, everybody.I just came to announce my retirement from my dick on kill. Tony. It's all the clothes on from now on. I'm sorry. You guys are better.Only jokes from now on from, oh, no. Dick is done. Nudity's done. That's in the past. I'm an adult now.Deal. That is sad to hear that. We will not see Ari's dick and balls ever again. It's done. It's done forever.God damn it. That is a real shame. Damn. And here I was hoping and praying that it would go on forever. And, you know, we had a good run, Tony, but it was childish and it's time to grow up.You know, these guys deserve better. They deserve well written jokes from fucking open micrs. There's people booing well written jokes out there. It was a time and place, everybody. It's over.The dick is done from now on. I got. I honestly got a cease to desist from a child. They threatened to sue me. They said I exposed myself in front of a child.I had to plead to a father to never do it again. So it's done. Well, he's not allowed to do it anymore. I guess that is a chapter. One zipper closes, another one opens.How about a hand for Ari Shapir? Retiring, his junk riding out on top. We'll never see it again. There's not a chance. There's no venue in the world which would call for dick and balls coming out.How about another hand for the best damn band in the land, huh? This episode was brought to you by game time, liquid iv and Talk space Red Band. Check out the sunset Strip, sunsetstripatx.com. love you guys. That is indeed his comedy club right down the street.No doubt about it. Still a couple tickets available for the first night of Madison Square Garden. I don't see why you wouldn't go. We're going to be there. And that's that.We did it again. Thank you, everybody. H. Foley. Kevin Ryan, Mark Norman, Ari Shaffir.Thank you. Good night, everybody. We love you. Thank you. Good night.Turn.I will travel across searching for power that you fall.The Sunset Strip Comedy club in Austin, Texas is now open. Check out Red Band's secret show every Thursday. Go to sunsetstripatx.com for tickets.

It's amazing. Chris Rogers, what do you got over there? Oh, David Lucas. Look at that. Fuck, yeah.

Life. Si. And that's an actual size photo. Make sure you check out the route. Route 66 tour@rugarbage.com.

mark, what are you. What are you plugging? Hey. Hey. Road dates.

Marknormancomedy.com. we might be drunk Tuesdays with stories. Praise Allah. Marknormancomedy.com Ari Shafir was here, everybody.

I just came to announce my retirement from my dick on kill. Tony. It's all the clothes on from now on. I'm sorry. You guys are better.

Only jokes from now on from, oh, no. Dick is done. Nudity's done. That's in the past. I'm an adult now.

Deal. That is sad to hear that. We will not see Ari's dick and balls ever again. It's done. It's done forever.

God damn it. That is a real shame. Damn. And here I was hoping and praying that it would go on forever. And, you know, we had a good run, Tony, but it was childish and it's time to grow up.

You know, these guys deserve better. They deserve well written jokes from fucking open micrs. There's people booing well written jokes out there. It was a time and place, everybody. It's over.

The dick is done from now on. I got. I honestly got a cease to desist from a child. They threatened to sue me. They said I exposed myself in front of a child.

I had to plead to a father to never do it again. So it's done. Well, he's not allowed to do it anymore. I guess that is a chapter. One zipper closes, another one opens.

How about a hand for Ari Shapir? Retiring, his junk riding out on top. We'll never see it again. There's not a chance. There's no venue in the world which would call for dick and balls coming out.

How about another hand for the best damn band in the land, huh? This episode was brought to you by game time, liquid iv and Talk space Red Band. Check out the sunset Strip, sunsetstripatx.com. love you guys. That is indeed his comedy club right down the street.

No doubt about it. Still a couple tickets available for the first night of Madison Square Garden. I don't see why you wouldn't go. We're going to be there. And that's that.

We did it again. Thank you, everybody. H. Foley. Kevin Ryan, Mark Norman, Ari Shaffir.

Thank you. Good night, everybody. We love you. Thank you. Good night.

Turn.

I will travel across searching for power that you fall.

The Sunset Strip Comedy club in Austin, Texas is now open. Check out Red Band's secret show every Thursday. Go to sunsetstripatx.com for tickets.