Deon Cole: A Joke about Stevie Wonder Stealing His Girl
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- 23 Oct 2020
Deon Cole jokes about Stevie Wonder stealing his girl in his special, "Workin' it Out" exclusively on Netflix is A Joke's YouTube page.
I would tell you a story about Stevie Wonder. He took my girl from me Shusett and they could take my girl, that nigga like on some real nigga shit like he like a real nigga.
Like I don't like knowing that all this bullshit and let all this bullshit fool you like that nigga on some stupid shit like I don't fuck with Stevie like that. I like his music. But that nigga personally like I am really fucking Stevie like that.
I posted this shit online one day telling niggas about him taking this girl I had and they said, I'm in a bar. One day this nigga boy come up to me like a Stevie in the corner. I'm like, OK, who's he want you to come over here. My for what? They want to talk to you about the post you did. I was like, you know, I posted.
He is because I told him, nigga, I was like, oh, you're going to die, so you want to talk to you about that shit.
I was like, I'm going over there because I just join me, tell him I'm like, I'm fucking going over there fucked fuck shit. Like, I need to be talking Stevie. Not the fucking dead nigga.
I'm about to leave my name sitting right by the door and lock him by his boy like this, Steve. They got to he like this, come in for a minute.
I'm like, what do I do? Why did you post that bullshit?
I was like, Wonderboy says, you did take Melissa and they you know, so you took a chance. And he was I only know the fuck you talking about. And I was like, Nagamine listening. He was like way it was said 2007.
He was I was in real estate.
I was like, you know, listen, he was sorry about that. I was doing a lot. And I had these fucking shows that I had to do. And as I said, I'm like, Steve, I don't give a fuck about your shows.
And they just hit and take it back when I hit you. And again, I said he was like, I hear you. He was I some bitch shit you did because you just reached out.
I'm like, I reached out to you. And again, you hit me back. So what the fuck was I supposed to do with the story out there? And he was just like, well, don't say shit about me. I was like, I know. Say this about you. He said, come on, take a picture, post a picture, tell everybody we call on the side. We posted a picture and I'll put it up. We.
We not we not cool down somehow, sir.
We went to go see this chick, took me pick me up, went on a date girl I was cool with my mother fucker. We both from Chicago. We live out here. Should we stand out and shit? Should I manage to go see Santana? We went to go see Santana and Stevie did a guest appearance. And so after the show, we backstage did not say, man, let me introduce you to Steve Shushan. And he was in this back room.
And so security guys like I take it back, the I'm going to get some drinks. I went got the drinks and I came back and I'm just standing there for like 20 minutes. I'll talk to a security guy. Yo, is my girl back that he. Yeah, she, she she said with Steve reinsured, I'm like, OK, forty minutes go by.
I'm like, do tell her to come on out here. Who was. I don't know. Fifteen minutes later this hour. Now she come out there. I'm so sorry. Steve is going through something right now and he really needs me. I whatever. Do you think you could take a cab home. And I was like, bitch, are you serious. You just going to fucking leave me like that over Steve? Yes. I mean, I know he can.
And that was Steve. Yes.
And this year's edition. I'm so sorry that I hear you gave me a hundred dollars in order to go home.
And I knew that Broadbridge didn't have the money.
I know who gave it to him. It was Stevie Nicks. You know, I knew it was him because it was all in one.
All that story was true, except for all in once she gave me a hundred dollar bill to go home, take a cab home, but I thought it'd be funny to and all one's on there, but, um, I had to do it in front of a crowd without Phelan's.
I guess not. Oh, you know, Stevie with. Three, four, are you fucking my concentration, I'll give it back one more.
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