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This is Tay, isn't it?

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Thank you very much.

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See what we're rocking with? Okay. That is still blazing hot.

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I think you're supposed to drink it hot, right?

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Hmm.

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Nothin'dude, put your pinky out and do it properly.

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Cheers.

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Pinky out.

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Hello, governor. Welcome to new heights. Good to see you guys again. Presented by Wavesports and entertainment and brought to you by our canadian friends, Crown Royal. When you live generously, life will treat you royally. We're your host. I'm Travis cousin, my big brother, Jason Kelsey. Coming out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio, new heights drops every Wednesday or whenever. We can get you guys a fucking episode. So subscribe on YouTube or wherever you get your podcast and follow the show on all social media at new Heights show with one s the official fan club@newheightshow.com. also with one s Jason, tell the people what we got coming up over here in UK.

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That's right. We got a great episode. We are officially out of the house. That's right. We are a show brought to you by Canada from the United States and now filming in London and a bar that resembles Philadelphia. Lot of plane travel and idea travels, but we're here right now in the country that blew a 13 colony lead. That's right. We're in London, folks.

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That end right.

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We're recording this bright and early on Saturday morning in the middle of the night for the new Heights team. Shout out to the production staff, who do anything possible to bring this show to you guys, much more than we're willing to go. And, yeah, we're gonna talk everything about tight end u. We're gonna get to some english food and beverages. I don't know if you just heard that. We were talking to our lovely friend Jesse, who is the manager of this beautiful establishment. And, yeah, we're gonna get into the reason why. I think everybody's actually gonna be watching this episode.

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Why is that? New news coming in?

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All right, we gotta shout out passion bar. This bar. I don't know if you guys can tell from Gritney, who I've just learned the name of.

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Yeah.

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This wonderful suit to my right. This is a Philadelphia bar, and I've learned that there are more than. This is the first bar, I believe, that was Philadelphia themed. Right. And you guys have now expanded to four different locations, or three, soon to be four. Okay, there we go. Jesse, this is actually great timing.

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Perfect timing.

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We're shouting out Pas young bar. This is Jesse, the manager of a pass young bar.

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Hello, everyone.

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So this is your passion ale.

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That is the passion paleo, made by Sandbrook's brewery for us specifically. Nobody else has it but USDA.

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Oh, wonderful. So this is.

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You can exclusively get this at Pasaya bar or the other two locations, I'm assuming. Yes, of course. Okay.

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Jesse, is that. Are you wearing 13 as your lucky number or.

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It is my lucky number.

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It is your lucky number.

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I know some.

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Really.

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Listen, I was a 13 guy.

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13 guy.

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That's my hockey number. It's my favorite number.

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Yeah, I know. I think. Great. So I'm just saying it works.

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Cheers.

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I mean. Yeah, that's damn good. That is damn good.

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It is really good.

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And that will be.

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I can drink about 40 of those.

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Yeah, probably gonna need a few more of those by the end of this. That was really delicious, actually, the more it just simmers.

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So where did Gritney come from?

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Something made her for us, and we've actually had people wear that costume in the past.

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That's a costume. That's a wearable item.

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Yeah.

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Oh, well, let's see how many pats you have. Patsy on pails. We get. Brittany might be going on somebody today.

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Yeah.

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Anyways, yeah. No better place to be filming our podcasts in London than Philadelphia specific bar. But we're excited to be here by the time this airs. Beer bowl is officially tomorrow.

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All right, now.

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And we have one last update for the submissions from our friends Bo Allen.

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Bo honey butter.

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Honey Bobo.

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Hey, what's up? It's the butter king, Bo Alan. Kelsey. I know you're gonna be drunk as hell, and I'm the only person capable of carrying you home. I'll drink you under the table and then carry you home from the bar like I did that night you first met Kylie, my beer bowl partner, Carl Nasib. Him and I really tore it up. Here's a video of Carl chugging a beer. Carl. Also, it's pride month, so if you don't let Carl in, it's a hate cry. That's so good. Team Carl. Or let's say team. Team Bo and Carl.

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Team Bo and Carl.

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I mean, you gotta. Yeah.

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So we've.

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It'd be a hate crime if you didn't.

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That's right. When we don't want to do hate crimes.

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No, not at all.

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Yeah. I think we've officially decided that celebs will be competing. They will be in a separate bracket.

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Oh, nice.

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So the. There will be the amateur and the professionals bracket. The amateurs will be competing for $50,000 at beer bowl. The professionals will be competing for bragging rights, and eventually there will be a head to head once the culmination of those two brackets are finished.

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Nice.

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So, yeah, we figured it out.

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The amateurs are the only ones that can win the money, correct?

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Yeah, I'm not giving $50,000 to Boyle stuck in that.

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All right. Nice. Well, great submission. Howdy, Bobo.

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All righty.

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God, I'm having fomo already.

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It's gonna be good, and hopefully the teams will know who else is in it by the time the sayers we have. Hopefully we're gonna start reaching out to you guys so that we know all 16 teams that have officially made it into beer bowl.

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No, actually, do you know what? I ran into the boys busting with the boys. Our guys, Taylor and will drop in beer Olympics.

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That will actually be happening the day before this.

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Yeah, I just wanted to make sure everybody knew that we were. We were on track to do it, and then I unfortunately, had to get tied up with some things and leave. But I didn't just leave your beer drinking olympics. I left Jason's beer bowl as well.

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No, he bailed on everybody.

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Yeah, this is just. Sorry again, boys, but shout out to busting with the boys. That is going to be amazing. And make sure you guys check out Buston to see who wins that thing. Cause it's not just amateurs over there. Yeah, it's professionals.

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When this airs, it will already be over, so I guess. Yeah, that will go on YouTube, too.

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Cool.

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Shout out to bus, and let's get to our first english food that we are gonna attempt to eat and try on the podcast.

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Oh, shit. We gotta eat food. I thought we were just drinking english beer.

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Well, they got a full english breakfast for us.

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All right, did you guys let them know I'm. No mayo and onions, and we told them nothing. Damn it.

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So you're getting the full english treatment.

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Yay.

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I don't think they do mayonnaise with breakfast, though.

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Nice sausage, Jesse.

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Thank you so much. What do we have here?

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Oh, my. Classic english breakfast, which is classic english breakfast.

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So we got. We got.

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We got beans, most importantly.

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Yeah.

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Why? What is it with the beans?

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Try it with the toast. You'll understand.

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Do I dip the toast in it?

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Yeah. My husband will actually eat just beans and toast for dinner quite often.

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Beans and toast is black pudding.

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Okay. What is black pudding?

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I kind of don't want to tell you that until after you eat it.

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It's a blood sausage. Yeah.

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It's traditional english breakfast.

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Okay.

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This is their version of bacon right here. Our bacon. Our bacon is called streaky bacon.

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Streaky bacon.

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Is that like a. Like a spam type of deal or.

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No, it's bacon. It's just not the strictest that we're used to.

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Nice.

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Okay. It looks like my least favorite kind of bacon, which is, like, not crispy bacon.

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And then nothing in England comes without chips.

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Perfect. Nice.

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And that's what these are. Yes.

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Yes. Best fries.

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French fries or chips.

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All right.

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I mean, not this far.

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They're french fries. Of course. Yes.

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Yeah. Lovely. Nice.

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All righty.

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All right, Jason, go ahead.

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Can you. Can you hand me one of those forks? I feel like I gotta go. Beans and toast. After Jesse's strong endorsement from her husband.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm not gonna lie, Jesse. I don't get the big deal about it.

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I've never understood it.

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Yeah, it's what you think it is. It's beans and toast. It's not bad. It's very bland.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. It's beans and toast. Now, in America, what I would do with beans and something resembling a hot dog is I would combine those two, because beans and weenies. Now, that's Ed Kelsey staple right there.

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Yeah, that's pretty good.

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We try that out now. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, there it is. There. See?

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I like the weenies with the beans, maybe. So I tried chip with the bean. Should I try this blood sausage?

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Should you?

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Are you not gonna eat any of this?

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No, I think you're doing great, Travis. You got it. Give it something. No, I try it. Don't do it, huh? No, I'm. I already had breakfast. I had a Philly cheesesteak for breakfast, and it was delicious. They have a great Philly cheesesteak here. Make sure you guys have you later. I'll do it again. Beans and weenies. Those got your name on it. I'll tell you, I'll try some of this. This bacon, I don't know what it.

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I've had blood sausage before. I've never really. It's not as good as regular sausage, so I don't know why people still make it.

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What's the difference?

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A tradition.

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Blood sausage.

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I think it has blood in it. I think that's the big difference. Right?

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Yeah.

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Perfect. Nailed that one.

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Bacon, bacon, egg. I'll try.

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I mean, those. What's this? Toast and eggs.

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Crispy's up at the bacon a little bit.

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You know what? I went into this bacon thinking it was gonna be bad because I really don't like flimsy, non crispy bacon. Still not as good as crispy bacon, but it's good.

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It's good. I'm outgoing for a second bite.

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All right.

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I'm a little hungry, not gonna lie.

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This is great.

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Oh, very good. Let's get back to shell. Very good. Breakfast was phenomenal. Thank you. And nothing goes down like a pale.

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Fireworks.

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Fireworks?

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Yeah.

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What about Bruce Springsteen?

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Him and Toby keith are a must.

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American girls, american guys. They'll always stand up and salute to the day that it died. I skipped some words.

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Yes, that's right. Crustles around crimp sandwiches made with soft, pillowy bread filled with peanut butter, grape, or strawberry jelly.

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All right, Trav, before we got over here to London, while you were still in America, you got out of the house.

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Of course I did.

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You went to Nashville for tight end.

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U. Las Vegas, baby.

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And before tight end U or during tight end u, you also got out of the house from there and went golfing with Dustin Johnson and Wayne Gretzky, I presume, based on this picture.

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Wayne. Fucking great ski.

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That's pretty damn cool, dude. The great one.

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The great one. Is he great one? I was like, starstruck. There's a handful that have just taken words and just had me flustered, and I couldn't even really ask him anything or say what's going on.

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I don't really know what to say.

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Yeah. I'm just kind of around, and I'm like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's Father's day. Happy Father's day, Wayne.

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You saw him on Father's day.

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It was, like day before.

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It's awesome.

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But, yeah.

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Father of hockey.

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Yeah. There you go. I believe he's in Nashville because Dustin Johnson was in the live tournament, the Liv golf league, and they were having a tournament in Nashville after the weekend. After. So actually, the weekend that we're recording this right now. So hopefully Dustin's out there winning that thing.

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There we go.

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Happy 40th. Dustin turns 40 Sunday, so. And hopefully he. He keeps taking over the live golf tournament. He was awesome. The entire Gretzky family was awesome. Got to swing it a little bit. Learned some things from DJ on my. On my swing and started just absolutely piercing fairways, so fucking watch out, boys.

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Did Wayne play barefoot?

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No, he. He was just kind of around. He was hanging. He was hanging.

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So you might play with him.

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I think he already played around before I got it. Yeah, I was fortunate. He just kind of came over. I was playing with his wife and then DJ and his wife. Wayne's daughter.

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Yeah.

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So golfing was great. That's all I got for you.

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Yeah. I mean, it's pretty cool. Wayne is one of those guys where he's like. It was like Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, probably eventually, Kate and Clark, where it's like individual people make an entire, like, country tune into their sport.

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1000%.

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Hockey was never bigger than when Wayne Gretzky was playing it. And it was ridiculous how much it grew. The sport.

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Tiger Woods.

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Tiger woods.

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It's another one.

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How did I fucking forget about Tiger woods?

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Yeah.

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What's another one?

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I met Paul Rabel, and Ky had met him before. Awesome lacrosse. For those of you that don't know, shout out.

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He wasn't quite on that close, guys.

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Yeah. It wasn't the same, but it was still, if you played lacrosse, you knew.

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Yeah, exactly. To me, he was.

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He was that force gump. You can't tell me that Forrest Gump wasn't the reason you started playing ping pong when you were a kid. I.

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We had a ping pong table in the. In the basement, and it did seem to line up with, when that movie came out. Bobby Boucher.

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Apollo. Oh, no.

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Apollo. Oh, no. I don't see skating. I don't think that ever really took off.

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You kind of tuned in in the Olympics.

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Nobody really watched it, and then all of a sudden, he was big, and people kind of watched it.

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Yeah.

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And they saw those, how they return. It's really impressive quads on those guys. If you think Saquon has big quads. So what? Look at some speed skaters.

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Yeah. Speed skates, though.

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Have you.

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That's dangerous.

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Have you ever laced some of those up?

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Yeah, no, I've never had them.

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I know that the blade, like, stays on the ice the entire time.

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Yeah. And it's. The hockey blade has two edges.

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Correct. That one thing's just like a razor.

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Yeah. Stagers.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Phelps for swimming.

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Nice job, interim.

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Brandon. Almost missed that one.

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Big, Phelpsy. Big Cupping guy. He has a sweet machine where you can. You can, like, use it yourself. It's like a one. Like. It's like a little machine of. Just, like, one. Cupping. Sweet. I forget the name of it, but.

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I got it, and it's making money on it.

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Yeah.

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Good for him.

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Sweet. Is cupping for real? Yeah, cupping is legit. It's essentially the same thing as massaging.

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It's completely different.

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No, it's not massaging. You're, like, going in cupping, you're pulling out. It's the same thing.

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Massaging is applying pressure to alleviate soft tissue. Cupping is, like relieving pressure to allow blood flow or something like that.

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Evan, it's the same thing.

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It's all soft tissue work, different modalities.

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Whatever floats your boat finds.

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Yeah, whatever works. I think cupping is completely pointless, personally, but.

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But it feels so good.

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I mean, it does feel good for a moment. It's like cracking your knuckle. Is it doing anything for my finger? No, but I do it anyways. Also has the benefit of making it look like you had sex with an octopus.

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Okay, tight end u.

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While we're in Nashville, you stop by tight end u with our friends George Kittle and Greg Olson.

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Yep. G. Kittle.

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How was tight end year comparative to the previous year?

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When I tell you, I am fucking blown away by where this thing is gone.

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So I know it's you. Greg and George are, like, the three main people.

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Greg and George are the main two, and I'm.

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And then Bruce really is, like, the guys.

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Really, the energy.

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Bruce is really the one doing a lot of the stuff behind the scenes.

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The whole kiddle family. Claire misses Kittle, Emma, George's Georgia sister. They all kind of run the behind the scenes, the show of, like, the family members and everybody making sure everybody comes in because they live in Nashville and they kind of have all the connections and everything. And I can't say enough about the kiddos. Can't say enough about Greg. The Rubicon family, everybody that's, like, really integrated in, like, making that thing go. It is unbelievable where it's come. I'm pretty sure we made somewhere close to a million dollars for charity.

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Holy cow.

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In terms of sponsorships. And that's just like. That's like a side deal. Like, everybody's going there to try and get better and make the tight end position better and just really, you know, bounce ideas. Listen to George talk about things, listen to Greg talk about things, and you talk about things. Listen to me. Just.

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I heard you went up there and gave a speech.

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Nothing.

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How long was your. Were you up there talking?

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They reduced mine to 30 minutes.

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They're like, okay, Trav.

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Yeah. I went up there and talked about painting a picture. Like, I always like to do analogies.

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Somebody said, you said that everybody needs to be a computer.

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Oh, computers were good too. You gotta reprogram the computer every year. You're gonna gotta upgrade your computer. That's why upgrades happen all the time on your phones and on your computers. Cause you need to find new ways to use the data that you're filing, people.

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I know you're being funny right now, and you are being funny, but I will say this because I talked to Dallas Goddard, who went to tighten you for the first time, what, two years ago, three years ago now, I believe.

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Yeah. I'm pretty sure he's been every year.

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Yeah. So either way. So Dallas, when he went there, he saw you talk at tighten you, and he. I'm not blowing smoke up your ass. He said that what you said was, like, the most different way anybody had ever really thought about the tight end position. I'm dead serious. He felt. I'm not making fun of this. He felt like he got the most out of listening to what you were saying.

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Really.

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And that's not blowing shade on anybody else or throwing shade on anybody else. He was just like.

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He might be.

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You can tell the way you think about the game and running routes and things that you were saying is, like, on a different level than what most one titans are allowed to do, which shout out to Andy Reid, letting that go. But also.

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Well, it is. It's a form of the way Andy Reid thinks.

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Yeah, for sure. That's why it works. That's why I let you do it.

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I'm not. I'm not playing the position, how I play it without Coach Reid and his guidance and his, you know, trust and how to. How to, you know, go out there on the field and perform his offense. Right. Like, that's. That's the biggest thing, is that I'm trying to do the best job that I can based off of what coach Reed has, like, given us. Right. And what he's taught us, what he's just the. The grand scheme of. Of what his style of football is.

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Right.

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And then on top of that, I'm just trying to make it easy on Pat and all my teammates.

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Yeah.

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I'm trying to make everybody's job easier and. Yeah. Go out there and just be, I don't know, a great football player.

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I guess that's what you're. You're saying. You want talking about, like, painting a picture, right?

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Yeah. I went up. I went up there this year, and I was like, all right. The first year I came in here talking about painting a picture, and it doesn't matter what that thing looks like if it's supposed to look like a person, but you're drawing that thing like a Picasso.

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Yeah.

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And the nose is on the ear, the ears on the chin. The mouth is on the eyes.

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Like good or bad.

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I mean, it's still a person.

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It's a different interpretation. I'm just saying, we've talked about this a lot. I thought when you said painting a picture, you were gonna say that, like, guys really need to know, not just their job, but the entire picture.

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100%.

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Right.

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You're always painting it. Yeah, you're always. But they.

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But in that, you're painting and drawing your own strokes.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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Showing strokes. Listen, different strokes for different folks. Preach. So be stroking.

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Take it to the left.

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Take it class. I haven't heard that one in a while.

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Yeah, so, like, JP used to blare that in the locker room.

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So I.

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Everybody in the locker room.

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I gave the painting the picture for the quarterback analogy.

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Yeah.

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Wasn't sure if that really stuck or anybody could use it. Then I gave the next one, which was, think of running routes like you're. Like you're playing the piano.

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Okay.

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Right. So when you're playing the piano, hitting the keys, you have one hand that's playing the rhythm. That's the quarterbacks drop his progression. Stay within the rhythm of the song.

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Yeah. Don't let that left hand vary. That's got to be. You got to keep every once in a while.

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So the melody is. Is your own creation and how you're running your routes. Everybody's melody can be different.

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Well, it can't be that different.

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I mean, it just has to be within the rhythm of. And you can't, like, fuck up the melody.

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Melody.

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You can't fuck up the song. You can't have a melody that doesn't mesh well with what else is going on in the route concept, for sure. Right. You can't fuck up somebody else's route because your melody, you're just trying to fuck.

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Sure, there supposed to be. It was a really important c on that beat. Yeah, you just fucked that up.

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Yeah. Wasn't sure if anybody caught that one either.

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I think it's a fantastic metaphor that I am fully grasping right now. I don't know if any of the.

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92% I just went in this year and was like, all right, I'm just gonna turn on some film and talk about my thought process.

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So this is an overall.

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Yeah.

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I decided to sit because I saw it was zone.

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Yeah. Which it got more detailed. Like, obviously, there's things that I do on the field based off of what coach Reed is telling me, what. What me and Pat talk about during, like, a route concept that we might have had during practice and stuff.

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Yeah.

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So it's like, I'll give those, like, give that understanding, knowing that everybody's not going to be able to take what I do and put it into their game. But what you can do is you can take the professionalism of being in it with everyone.

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Sure.

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Taking what the coaches are giving me in terms of, you know, down in distance. Why are we calling these the intentions of the play caller then? On top of that, talking with your quarterback in the. In the past game and understanding what he likes versus this coverage, what he likes versus certain looks. And it's like that professionalism, I think everybody can take. Yeah, everybody can run with a. So that was kind of like my, my point this year. So I didn't have any good analogies, but I did say I did throw the computer line out there one time.

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Yeah.

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I was about to do the whole seminar on like, dude, you gotta. When you have the data, you can't be, you know, new software. You got to get new apps and you got to keep upgrading it.

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Yeah. You keep updating it. You got to buy the new Apple product because they're going to make the old Apple product obsolete. And if you don't buy the new one, then you're not going to. It's not going to work anymore.

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You. Are you following this?

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You can't be running Linux when you're there on iOS.

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Yeah.

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Or Windows.

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We can do way more with Pro tools than we can with Sky's fucking.

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Still using. Flop.

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Garage hero. No. What is it? Garageband. You don't.

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I mean, watch band.

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Pro tools versus Garageband. You could just do so much and what's the difference? The details.

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Yeah, I was a pretty wise guy myself.

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This is why I didn't do the computer.

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There's a lot.

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Let's get this thing moving. Shout out to tighten you. Shout out to Greg Olson, George Kittle, the whole kiddle family, everybody involved. It's always unbelievable. Shout out to jelly roll, chase rice. Everybody that was involved to the actual concert. We had a concert.

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That's what I was about.

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That was so fucking cool. It was unbelievable. Every single year keeps going up and up and up. Bryson dechambeau. I'm pissed that I missed you at the pool party. There was a pool party that ended, but I had to shoot out here to go and do the stuff we did in France two days ago. Unfortunately, I missed the fun part with Bryson coming through after he won the US Open. Shout out to Bryce.

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What kind of music is jelly roll?

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Country. He's his own version of country.

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It's a different. It's like a. It's a twist on country. Yeah, it's like a. It's like a rap, hip hop version of country. Right?

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Yeah.

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All right, well, AJ Brown saw what you guys were doing down there in Nashville.

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Yeah. Come on down, AJ. Come on over to the team.

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He did say to tweet whiteouts, what's up? The tight ends get together for a weekend. The DB's link up, the pass rushers even get together. Come on, guys. We can't be too big time to think up, to link up and learn. I'm a fan of everyone and willing to work with whoever. Let's make it happen. Wideouts at NFL.

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Yeah.

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Are wide receivers too big time for a wide receiver universe?

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I don't see it working at all.

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Yeah, why not?

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Well, I just don't think any, like, they'll set a time and then nobody will be there on time. It'll just be people just strolling in.

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And I think, and I'm going to say this in a, like, a way that I think is respectful.

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I think AJ's intentions are great. I just don't think everybody's going to get on board with.

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Here's what it comes down to. Wide receivers are free spirits. To be a good wide receiver, you're, like, very artistically like minded, and you're an instinctual person. You're. You're a much more free person. Yeah, most. Mostly.

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Mostly.

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And those are usually people that don't show up on time during planned events.

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I will say this. Fuck, I would die to get in a room and hear tyree kill on the board, talking about what he's seeing.

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Are you kidding me?

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Dude, I would. I would. Tyree, I just want to.

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Justin jefferson.

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Dude, if you got those. Just those three cooper cup.

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So if you get somebody from each system.

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Been fun. Just in terms of, like, interviews, talking about football, like, understanding coverages and stuff.

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If you get somebody from each system, and that's what's cool about titan, you, is that all of you guys are kind of from different trees and different philosophies.

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Yeah.

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You need that if they're going to do a wide receiver, when they would have to be of all these different, like, kind of systems, and you kind of can draw different perspectives from each one. That'd be something I'd be interested to listen to, for sure. I also just want to learn more about wide receiver. I don't know anything about receiver other than I played in freshman football.

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Speed kills freshman football.

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So a lot of people get mad at, like, wide receivers for, like, being prima Donna's when the ball doesn't. And, like, they like, oh, I'm not getting my touchdowns. Let me tell you, as someone who played freshman football, wide receiver, there's nothing more frustrating than being wide fucking open and not keeping the ball thrown to you. It is beyond furious.

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Who's your quarterback?

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I think it was Ben Danzinger in freshman.

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Oh, nice.

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And I remember him not throwing the ball to me in practice one time. Practice. We talking about the game? We're talking about practice.

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Yeah. Philly special.

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And I fucking yelled at him. Was like, what the. Why aren't you throwing the ball? I'm the best player on the fucking field. And coach Hoon made me run for the rest of practice. Damn it.

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Coach Hoon.

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And I deserve learned. I deserve every bit of it.

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Lesson learned. Gotta get the ball out, Ben. All right, here we go.

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Food actually wasn't Ben. It was Anthony Moses. Oh.

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It was Anthony Moses back there in the seven.

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Started playing maybe the next year or maybe he was heard or something like that, but it was Anthony Moses. He might have been. He might have. Yeah.

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Time for our next bit of english food. Coming to the table now is a traditional english tea service. Tea from the Sanderson Hotel. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

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What are their names? From Alice in Wonderland? Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Thank you.

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That's where Tweedle d and Tweedle dumb comes from.

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I don't know if it comes from the book or not, but fancy. This is a very Alice in Wonderland tea set. What is happening here? Oh, this is the official mad hatter tea service. That makes. That makes the thousand Wonderland references make sense now.

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Yeah. I also found out over the summer that it's Alice in Wonderland, not Alice in Wonderland.

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You thought it was Alice in Wonderland?

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Yeah, I thought Alice in Wonderland was, like, the name.

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Did you ever. We've watched the movie, though. You know, her name wasn't Alison.

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I thought it was. Not one time. Did I catch that?

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Dude, what do we have here? Can somebody help me out? I don't even know where to start with this.

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Yeah, how do we even approach this?

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What is the way to attack this? We start with the sandwiches. Start with the sandwiches. Then you can go to the scones.

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Or the pastries, however.

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Okay.

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All right. Yep. You got the sandwich. I know exactly what's in that sandwich. Are these all just, like, baked like goods? Was that frosting cheese?

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It's good.

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Nice. Yeah. I'm not a big cheese guy.

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You don't like cheese?

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Not on that.

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Who doesn't like cheese?

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I don't like, like, mushy like cheese.

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You don't like soft cheeses?

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There it is. You like hard cheese, like goat cheese? Mm hmm. Kind of creeps me out.

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Well, it's definitely a soft cheese. It's almost like a cream cheese.

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Cream cheese is tough cheesecake. Same thing.

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This is a salt. Is this a cream cheese? Is. There we go. It is a cream cheese.

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I knew it when I saw it. Yeah, I'll try this guy right here.

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That looks good.

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Try the blue guy.

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It's like a powdered. It's like a dusted macaron. What's this thing, if you don't mind me asking? That is egg. That's egg. Egg in a pastry. What's the technical name? A von Neville. Sounds French. Yes. You guys are just stealing stuff from the French. That's all right. We steal stuff in the US all.

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The time from everyone.

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Tell you what, a von Ivan is pretty good. I like that.

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All right. I can fuck with that.

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Like a little egg salad and a pastry. Sign me up.

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Honestly, this was all done up and everything, and it's just like sugar in a croissant.

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Oh, my gosh. What's the name for those? Help me out here. What's, what's the name for this again? Shoe. Thank you. I should have known that from great British Bake off die hard watcher. That great show. One of those shows that Kylie and I just can't wait for a new season to drop.

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Might we take off that thing on the bottom? There it is.

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I'm assuming you bit into that.

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Nope, nope, nope. I'm a pro. I'm a pastry pro.

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Oh, yeah, it's good.

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That's banging, right? I see these buttery biscuits over here. Oh, and they're warm.

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The butter is for the biscuits, the cream, and the jam.

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Yes, that's cream jam. You thought that was mayonnaise?

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I thought it was butter. That was just, like, whipped butter.

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What's the difference? This is, uh, this is tea in it.

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Thank you very much.

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See? See what we're rocking with? See what all the hypes about? Okay, that is still blazing hot.

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I think you're supposed to drink it. All right, dude, put your pinky out and do it properly.

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Cheers.

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Pinky out. Oh, that's lovely.

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Yeah.

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That's very good tea. And we've got the Alice tea over here, and you've got little cards there. Oh, nice little cards. Green tea infused with passion fruit, guava and mango. Like a lie. This is the best tea I've ever had in my fucking life.

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I'm not gonna lie. Tea does not taste like this in America.

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Yeah, it might, but I've never had it if it does.

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Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. I haven't really had too much tea.

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What's that? What's the Ted lasso? Yeah. You know, I always thought the tea was gonna taste like dirty, dirty brown water. And you know what? I was right. No, this does not taste, like dirty.

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No, it does not. It's actually very nice.

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Green tea is, like, healthy for you, right? That's what they say.

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I don't think this is green.

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Mine is yours, not yours. You have another card over there that I think will tell you what you have. Do you not see a card over there?

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I can't read.

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He doesn't have one. Okay, I got you.

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They know I can't read. Oh, nice. It is very fruity. It's very nice. We're gonna tell Travis what is tea is.

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I'm not gonna lie. When we said that we were gonna have tea, I thought we were just gonna have tea. This is a much bigger.

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No, this is how. This is what.

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This is why.

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This is why they're doing this is because this is.

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This is what a tea party is. Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna have a whole bunch of new tricks and trade. I come back with.

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Why, Austin, they didn't.

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Why. Can you pass me the. The shoe?

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His das boot? That was lovely.

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Well, thank you very much, Jason.

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You had your own golf tournament out of getting out of the house.

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This is true.

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Back in America, that is. You had the first annual underdog at manufacturers golf tournament benefiting B. Philly foundation. How was it?

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Fantastic. Fuck, yes. Three words for you. Just comment.

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Fantastic.

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Fantastic. The wonderful people at manufacturers made it very fun and easy. The greens keepers, of course, is in great shape. Greens are fast, which usually. I'm a fan of slow greens.

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Fast greens.

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No, I was racing past the hole in these butts.

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Yeah, we got to hit it slower.

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That was fantastic. It was a wonderful event. The energy was exactly what it should be. To get a mulligan, you had to chug a beer. That's it. Yeah.

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I would have fucking shot 20 under.

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That's what I wanted to do. Like, there's good golfers and there's good drinkers. Usually these golf outings. And most of the time, those don't coalesce.

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Yes, they do.

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Gotta level the playing field some way. A lot of people do it with handicaps. I'm like, not just got some garage beers. Won't make this happen.

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Get everybody shit faced.

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The highlight of the day was the heckle hole.

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Yeah.

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Outside of the celebrities, I guess we celebrities first that showed up. You'll see this picture right here, dude. You'll know that guy, dude, he was.

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On my fucking bedroom door.

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Yeah.

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Like, the whole door. I had, like, a life size, like, poster of that. Took up the entire door frame of Eric Lindros. That's right. Broad street bully. Well, not one of the original Broad street bullies, but did play for Philly. Was the captain 88 super jealous of this? I know you were super jealous. John Leclaire did too. You fucking.

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I was. I was telling both of them was like, you guys, though, I brother would be fangirling so hard right now. As if I wasn't enough.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I was over there in. In Nashville meeting Wayne Grazki. The irony of it all happening. While the NHL on my wall was.

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A New York Rangers poster of Gretzky. And on your wall was a flyers jersey of Eric Lynn dross.

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Yeah.

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And you really like John Leclair?

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Yeah. Leclaire was a dog. Yeah, he was fun to watch. Those two. And Brenda Moore. I mean, it was. Yeah, those are. Those flyers were probably one of my favorite teams growing up.

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That's my team I played with. And when Gretzky 3D hockey 98.

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All you needed was three guys.

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But let me tell you. Have you ever met Lynn Joss in person?

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No, I haven't. This is my first time seeing.

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He's fucking massive.

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Yeah, I know. I knew that.

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I did not know. Like, I knew he was big for a hockey player. Look at his hand.

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Yeah, he looks like he would fucking.

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He's not just tall. He is a fucking monster of a human being.

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Yeah.

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Like, imagining that on skates is fucking terrifying.

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Yeah. And playing offense, typically, the big dudes are playing and concussed defense. Yeah.

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Just a runaway train. Just fearless.

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I love it.

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Oh, man. He has no regard for his own safety. What is it?

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That's why I love hockey, man. You guys had the heckle hole, though, right?

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Heckle hole was a highlight. It was on hole one. It was a long drive hole.

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Nice.

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First of all, manufacturers, it's really beautiful. The clubhouse overlooks like a steep drop off. So you're overlooking the whole golf course. And t one is up on that hill, and you're teeing off to a fairway that's way beneath you. Perfect, right?

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Get a great shot, great view of it.

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The first time I played there, almost drove the greenhouse. Fueling. So badass.

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Yeah.

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Heckles, they got him. They're like, you quitter, dude. They were. They did not hold back.

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Nice.

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They're exactly what we needed. Quit all of them. All the guys who showed up, the Eagles, just best fans in the world, made it something to remember, and they did not hold back. They were throwing out all sorts of things.

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There's really good ones.

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Well, I mean, I was only there for hole one. Yeah, I've seen some other clips, but. Whole one, we were the first team to get heckled, and they heckled me like a quitter. Like, oh, well, you. You can't come back for another year. You're quitting on us. Like, stuff like that. Which hurt my feelings, if I'm being honest. That was, I think, like, okay, this. It's working, right? They're doing a good job. Next I comes up and he says, oh, what's it? Look what this guy's wearing. Looks like his wife dressed up.

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Did your wife pick that out for you today?

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Looks back, he says, my wife's dead, asshole. And I'm like, oh, fuck. This is going terribly. And without missing a beat, he says, so is my dog. Tell me a sad story next time.

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Jesus.

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It was ruthless. Everybody was laughing their ass off. Luckily, that guy's wife didn't die. It was just a good couple. Yeah, they brought it, and it was a lot of fun during the event. After the event, I was up there hanging out with them. They made the event something special, for sure. So that's a great. I think we're inviting some of those guys. If not, I mean, all of them are invited to the. The shore event. So if you want, come on down.

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All right. See if I can make it. Kylie also stepped up to the tee box. I really want to see Kylie swing. Let's see what Kylie swing looks like here on your front foot.

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She swings like she's a field hockey player.

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She's getting lessons. She fucking played field hockey. She doesn't need lessons.

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Well, she. It's not the same.

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This is just. Do you, Kai? Do you.

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Happy Gilmore style.

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Who's videotaping this? Trying to give her lessons she doesn't need. Fuck. At least he's an athlete.

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That's my. That's my guy. Maniac Malloy, I think.

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Yeah, Kai. So I'm fucking talking about. It's a great. It's a great swing. I don't know if you could do that every shot. You can't step into every shot. Like that.

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But that's the way, dude, we played the tee.

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Fuck, yeah.

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We played top golf. That's how she hit every ball. And she beat almost everybody at top golf. Should be me.

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But, yeah, well, I. It's hard to beat.

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She's got some potential. Kid's got some spunk in her.

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She's got some talent.

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Yeah.

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She's got a chance. That's all you need in this world is a chance guy. All right, well, shout out to be Philly. Philly. Yeah. And shout to manufacturers and underdog foundation. That looked fun. And just let me know, like, a couple months ahead so I can put it on the calendar, because I really want to go to that one.

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Yeah.

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Would love to get heckled by Philly fans. You know, it's my favorite thing they're gonna bring. And now that I can't come to Philly games and support you and get heckled at those games, that'll be, like, my time. That I can get heckled.

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Yeah.

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By Philly sports.

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Dude, they. They also. They continued to heckle me outside of that hole. Like, they were just on the hilltop. I was on holes underneath, like quitter. I'm like, God damn it, guys. I'm trying to putt right here.

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Yeah, yeah.

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They didn't. They didn't hold back.

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I love it. I just want to let you know, it definitely changed. There was, like, a point in time where it was like, I was one of the Eagles fan base.

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Well, yeah, it changed when you beat us in the Super bowl games. Nobody cared that I could. It's the same way nobody cared that I went to your games or were Chiefs things for fucking ten seasons. The moment we lost to the Chiefs in the Super bowl, and they're like, this fucking asshole's a Chiefs fan. All of a sudden I'm like, what the. Have you guys not been paying attention to doing this my entire career?

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I've ever gone back the next year and it was a completely different, like, embracing me in the stadium, and I was just like, all right, well, the.

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Big difference is there's never, like, any bad blood at all between Chiefs and Eagles.

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I hear you. I hear you. I'm with you. All right, let's keep this.

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Fans don't love me, but that's because.

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You guys won either way, though. The Chiefs are just gonna. Chiefs fans are just pleasant. They're pleasant fans.

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What are you trying to say?

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You know, exactly.

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All right, let's.

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We don't get booed after we go three and out on the first drive.

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Are you sure.

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All right. I know for a fact we don't. We gotta talk about it.

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Oh, we got another one.

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Ooh, nice.

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Here we go. There's another London brewery.

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London Brewery called Mondo. And the beer is called Dennis Hopper.

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Dennis Hopper. Another beer from London. From Mondo Brewery. Dennis Hopper. And yeah, we're having a bunch of London beers because we're in London. Can't keep these back in the states. But you know what you can get in the states is a nice garage beer.

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We got to talk about it, Jason. Why don't we tell everybody what we just got done doing? If you can't tell by the bracelets right here or if you went zero dark 30 and weren't on social media all weekend. Yeah, we went to my first concert. Yeah.

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Not only you, me, and Princess Kiana.

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Yes. Princess Kaiyan made it to the heiress tour and watched Tay absolutely shred it.

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Dude, it was amazing.

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It was so cool. Playing in front of 90,000 at Wembley Stadium. I remember 2015 playing in front of 80,000 in Wembley Stadium and then seeing Tay up there going crazy. They get a lot louder. For Taylor, it's much different american football.

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And they're also cheering on all the players on the field. It's not just one person up there on the stage. It was insanely impressive. There's something like, obviously, Taylor's an amazing singer songwriter, but then to be able to go out there and be a performer at that level. For how long? She was up there for, like, three and a half hours. 4 hours.

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Yeah. 45 songs.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Yeah.

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Dude, if I did what you did for one song, insane. I would have to change my clothes.

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Yeah, just one. Just one. I'm in the tent, like, gosh, I need a break.

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Yeah, man, I'm tired of drinking these beers. And Taylor's still singing. This is amazing. Can't feel my hand anymore. Cause all these friendship bracelets are cutting off my circulation.

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I mean, you were stacked. We actually got a video, if you haven't seen it. You just being so pumped and showing Kai how many bracelets you got, it.

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Was an awesome experience. Obviously, the switch make it very memorable.

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Oh, yeah, it was awesome.

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Everyone's so into it. They're singing all the songs. It was. There's two concerts that have been like that, that one. And the first time I saw Bruce Springsteen live, but it was equal kind of level of, like, just these insane fandoms that love these artists so much that they know all of the songs, all of, like, the run a show, even, like, the. What is the 22 hat?

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Yeah.

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Dude, I've never cried at a fucking.

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It's so cool, isn't it?

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Concert.

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Yeah.

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And I was literally tearing up watching this little girl's entire I'm up to tear up right now. It was fucking so special.

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She got into it.

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It was great.

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It was awesome. Every single show, she does it, and she makes every show unique. With the acoustic set, that's my favorite part.

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So I know everybody. Like, right from the go, it's banger after banger the man. Kyle Wyatt's favorite song was the second song recorded that sent it over to Wyatt. But the acoustic set, first of all, I just love acoustic.

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Yeah.

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When it's just a musician, dude, it's just her, a guitar, and 90,000 people. And obviously every 90,000 people all singing the song. So she does have some support going on, and she's blending from one song to another and, like, going through it in the piano at time. Like, to be good in front of 90,000 people with just that, I think you have to be amazing.

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Yeah.

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And you have to one, have great songs and great lyrics, which she obviously has written and made. And then to be able to perform those seamlessly on the spot, nothing else to hide it just. That was the highlight of the evening for me.

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That's awesome. It's cool to see her get excited for that moment. And everybody in the show is obviously waiting for that part of the tour, that part of the show to come.

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They are.

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Yeah.

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I'm not the only one that likes the acoustics.

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No, everyone's. It's like, kind of gets everybody on their seat, and then on top of that, it, like, puts everybody in a room with Taylor.

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Yeah.

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Like, it's the most.

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Dude, you're in 90,000 people, but for some reason, it feels like you're in a bar. Just listen to somebody play on a piano.

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She gets it.

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Yeah. It's fun. It was amazing.

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It was cool. I'm glad you guys enjoyed it. We had a whole bunch of the friends and fam in town, some familiar faces in the suite, and it's just cool to come over to London, support her and. And, yeah. Have a few beers while she absolutely killed it on stage. Couple things. 92 percenters noticed. Jason brought jeans for Jason. That's right. Well, don't know if you packed them. You grabbed the. You grabbed the luggage and put it on the plane, and that's good enough. Nice, man.

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Yeah.

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Jason, I'm not gonna lie, dude. You looking smooth up there.

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Mandy.

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Everyone loves Jason carrying the beer with his teeth. That is a Kelsey move for sure. And I only do it in a plastic cup. But you're saying that you could do it in a glass cup as well, we can.

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It's definitely easier in a plastic cup.

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Yeah.

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Or a beer can. You can definitely. I mean, you can do anything with your teeth.

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Yeah.

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People don't know this. That's how most animals actually utilize things. They carry them in their mouths. So I'm just reverting back to my pre opposable thumbs evolution characteristic.

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Okay. Carry that beer right now. Do it. I mean, that's good. Yeah. Can you walk around? She's gonna do other things. Gosh, I want that to fucking.

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Just don't forget, people. God gave you many things to carry stuff with.

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Don't forget. Fucking ridiculous. And then something that we don't even know if we're allowed to tell you guys, but we're gonna say it here.

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We got mixed messages on whether we're allowed to share this story or not.

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Yeah. And I might hold the trump card, but we're gonna find out. We met royalty, guys.

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That's right.

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That's right. There was royalty at the show. I was fortunate enough that I didn't get caught up in traffic long enough to where.

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That's right.

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I got there early and got to meet Prince William, dude, how about that last episode?

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I think I was quoted as saying, fuck royalty, dude.

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He was the coolest motherfucker.

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He was awesome.

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He was so cool.

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He's a good dude.

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I didn't realize this because, obviously we're backstage meeting him because he was there with little George in Charlotte and they were an absolute delight to me. Wasn't sure if I was supposed to, like, bow to them, curtsy, just be an american idiot and shake their head.

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They specified. They said, dude, we did get warning because honestly, we don't know the actual.

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Yeah, we wanted to be polite, especially on this side of the.

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But they said that because we weren't at, like, an official royal event. We didn't need to bow or curtsy. Yeah, if it would have been, like, an official meeting of royalty event, then it would have been that. But I did still address him as your royal Highness.

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Yeah. No, 100%.

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And I've never. I've never felt emasculated, dude.

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Honestly, I've never seen you give.

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Closest I've ever been.

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I've never seen you give that someone that much respect. You put your beer, like, 10ft away from you.

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I didn't have it in my teeth when I met him.

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Your Royal Highness, thank you. They were just to enjoy your kingdom.

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They were wonderful people. And that's what it's about, you know, obviously, the early part of a monarchy, royalty hard to be a down to earth human being, I would assume.

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I can't imagine.

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But came off that way completely.

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Very genuine, very cool. Taylor.

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We're honored to be there to meet Taylor. Like, see Taylor. I think they had already met before.

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Yeah.

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But.

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Well, they. They actually performed karaoke with Bon Jovi.

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Are we allowed to share that?

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Yeah, well, I mean, it's. That's. That's real. That's our. Everybody knows that. They were. Yeah. Living on a prayer was a song that. That, I guess Prince William.

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I mean, who doesn't?

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Yes. Loves. Loves to sing karaoke, too. And so Bon Jovi called him up and was like, yo, why don't you come on up and sing this one with me? And I guess he was like, I don't know. And Taylor. Taylor was just like, let's do this. I will roll up there with. You won't be the only one. So take out him out of his shell. And sure enough, he went up there and they ripped it. And he's. They said he had a blast. And I'm just like, I don't know if any other prince is doing that. You know what I mean? Like, in terms of royalty, like, you like to kind of. I don't know, it seems like they like to sit back and the show is the show, but he. He was cool enough to be a part of it, but that just shows you how, you know, personable he is.

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Well, I think he's probably always questioning whenever something like that happens, because anything he does is going to be all over, everywhere, so. But, yeah, he did it. So shout out to him.

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Shout out to Bon Jovi. Shout out to Bon Jovi for calling the prince.

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I gotta say, Prince William was a fantastic. But the highlight was Princess Charlotte. Prince George was great, too. She was so fucking adorable. Like, I cannot.

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She was a superstar.

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Express how. I don't know. Maybe because I have three girls now. It was probably. She was. She was. She had fire to her. She was asking questions. It was. That was the most electric part of the.

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Yeah, I love it. I love it when parents ask their kids to be present, be vocal, be.

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Encouraged them to take a parent move. Absolutely.

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You know what I mean?

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No doubt.

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Just a good meet in the picture and to keep it moving. Now, listen, let them have a moment. Let them feel comfortable and talking to people. Yes. There's nothing worse than a kid just walking in and just being, let's not shit on kids. No, I'm shitting on parents not encouraging their kids to do that.

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I agree. It was that was, if anybody's doing a right.

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Prince Williams doing it right. So thank you, your Royal Highness. It was awesome meeting you very much. And Charlotte and George.

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That's right.

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Yeah. So we're not sure if we're even allowed to tell you that.

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Yeah.

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So we'll find out later, team. We'll let you know. All right, well, let's get into some. Some more London stuff.

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That's right. Yeah. We're in London, so why not talk about some things London related? We've been to London before, obviously, to play football.

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Yeah.

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I came to London when you played the Lions.

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The Lions? Yeah. 2015, I believe, when it was awesome. Awesome. We won the game, scored a touchdown in London. Same play that we actually used in to score touchdown against Buffalo this year in the playoffs.

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Oh, nice.

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Little tight end screen on the goal line.

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You guys ran a tight end screen against buff? Yes. Forgot about that.

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Yep.

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All right. One of the really cool things about that trip was that I just got to experience the city.

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Yeah.

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It was very fortunate that it was during my bye week that year. So I got to go out, go to random bars. I don't even know where I was at. I was taking the tube to different areas. Have you ever been to London outside of playing in London?

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No, I haven't.

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So what do you. Have you experienced any of it yet? I guess we're going to have another couple days here, dude.

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I. Yeah, I'll say.

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Do you plan on checking anything out? Buckingham palace, big Ben?

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I need some plant based neuros.

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Okay.

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I've enjoyed London since I've been here.

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Okay.

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The people are awesome. The biggest thing that I've noticed is one, I get completely fucked up every time we take a left turn into the left lane. I think it's fucking crazy. I think we're committing suicide. And I immediately like, watch out. What's that? What's up?

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Take some getting used to.

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Yeah. So getting used to that. Um, every single room I go into, uh, feels like it's not made for people my size.

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They're older buildings.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Then on top of that, the beers. I'm not gonna lie. A little bit tastier over here.

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Yeah.

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I mean, they've been. They've been doing it for a little bit longer, I would assume.

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They have been. They have.

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And, um. But it does. It does taste really nice over here.

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Beers are great. They're flowing lovely.

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And I love the scenery, man. The scenery is awesome. Um, it kind of switches depending on what part of London you're in.

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Yeah.

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And um, and I. I like that. I think it's cool. I think it's very unique.

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I love checking out different architecture, and.

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I'm all in on it.

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It's really cool to see buildings and places that have been around for so long.

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Exactly. I like it when it feels like.

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It'S more part of the landscape.

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Yeah.

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Like, it was, like, it's embedded there, as opposed to, like, a lot of places in the US that have been built even within the last 20 years.

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They're bulldozing stuff to. Yeah.

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They have to change the landscape up to build it.

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Yeah.

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So after that, it's like, there's, like, a 200 year old tree next to something that was built in the 16 hundreds. It's gonna feel like it's got a home.

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It's cool.

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Even the way it, like, rests in the ground, I feel like the buildings are kind of, like, crooked.

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It is. Yeah. It is what it is.

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But it's cool.

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It's cool. Yeah. It's unique.

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You don't have anything you're gonna say that you're looking forward to checking out.

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Probably a few more shows.

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Of course. No.

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No.

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All right, fair enough. Abbey Road.

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What about Abby?

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You check it out.

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What's that?

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So we're gonna get to some british slang quiz. We're gonna say some british words and phrases and see if we can guess what they mean there. The new Heights team has put these words here. We have not been privy to them prior to this show.

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I'm way better with slang than I am with proper.

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I'm not gonna lie. I think you're gonna do much better at this than I am. So the first phrase we have is see a man about a dog. Am I saying that right? How would you guess it? That's right. All right. See a man about a dog. I'm gonna assume that that means someone needs to buy a dog, and they're gonna go see a breeder. No way to purchase.

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It's too easy. Jason has, to me, has underlining meaning. I'm gonna say it means, see a man about a dog means I have a girl for you.

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There's no chance you're right. Can we reveal what the actual phrase means? New heights team, when you jokingly don't want to reveal where you are going. So you're being secretive.

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Yeah.

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Commonly used if you're going to the toilet. I should have used that last night.

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I should have used that when you just asked me, what else am I going to be doing in London?

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Gonna see a man about a dog.

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See a man about a dog.

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That's good. I like this. I think we're getting the hang of this. All right, next one. Full of beans. Full of beans. I think that's probably full of shit, right?

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Gotta be right?

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I don't think. I think we got this one. New heights. Full of beans talking out your ass full of shit. Someone who is very energetic and vivacious. Oh, we were wrong.

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Full of beans.

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So full of beans is like life of the party. Oh, I would say you're a full. You always are full of beans.

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You're fucking electric.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. All right, all right. Full of beans is fun. I like that one.

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It's brass monkeys outside. Is that a real fucking saying?

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It's cold as balls.

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It's brass monkeys. Would you guys ever say that? I'm getting a nod here.

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I like this. I like the sound of this. It's brass.

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It's brass monkeys outside.

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Monkeys outside.

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It's. I think that's like electric, right?

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Huh?

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It's electric.

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Ooh, it's loud as fuck. What?

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What? I don't even know what's happening now, Brandon.

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It can't be that hard. I'm fucking up in the dock. Jesus Christ. 04:00.

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We see that you're fucking up in the dock, Brandon. You're a goddamn professionally cold.

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Knew it. All right.

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When it's barely cold.

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I said that. I said it's cold as fuck.

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Did you?

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Yeah. That was my first initial like reaction to it was this cold as fuck.

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How the fuck did you get cold from brass monkeys? Because the brass is cold.

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No man. Sometimes you just. It's in you to just know it.

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I just don't know what monkeys or brass has to do with being cold.

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Hear someone british say, cuz someone. Can you say dude saying he's freezing?

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That's a brass monkey. Ah, see we're not getting the full.

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Brandon.

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I would have got there with that full definition. So we just informed the actual full length. Now the british people just say brass monkeys.

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Google to figure out what the slang is.

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But brass monkeys is said because you don't want to. It's. You're being coy about the full phrase which is freeze the nuts off a brass monkey. Which that's definitely cold.

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All right. A Kent face.

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Kent face. We're from Ohio so. Kent.

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Clark Kent.

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Oh Clark. I thought I was gonna say Kent University.

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Clark Kent.

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Yeah. Clark Kent. Where are we going with this superman?

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Superman's from Cleveland.

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That's what I say. Very handsome person.

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That's what I'm saying, yeah, I'm with you on that.

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I'll double down on that.

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A debonair.

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And the. The answer is commonly used in Scotland when a person has seen a person they know can't face. So it's just another Kent face or. No, that's a Ken face. I know that. Ken face. All right, cool.

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Yeah, nice. I want to look up. Sir, what's your name? I don't even want to look up at you anymore because I know that these are not commonly used slang anymore, now that I know.

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How common are these? Somewhat.

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They're still around all across.

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Okay. I would too. That. I like it now. I might use it now. All right, pied off. All right, we're getting a look over here.

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I'm telling you.

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I mean, Pete doesn't even know.

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We got to stop going for fucking Google. We got to go to bing.

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Yeah. Gotta ask actual London people. Okay. Pied off. What does this mean, pied off? Pissed off.

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Pied off means you're fucking shit faced.

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That's good. I think you nailed it. And the answer is, if you've been pied off, you've been rejected or shot down.

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Yeah. You got pied in the face.

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You got fucking.

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You got cream pied. Bozo the clown.

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Cream pied. All right, tosser.

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Can I get your number? Get the fuck out of here. A tosser. A tosser.

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So this is a wanker. It's a no no.

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Tossers. A bar is a bartender.

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I don't think so. I think this is a, like, an asshole, fucking douchebag, stupid or unpleasant person. Nailed it. Butters. Butters. Okay, we're on to Butters now.

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Butters is silky. You just did something sweet.

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Well, it's Boh Allen is what it is.

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Butters. Like, that was nice. That was dope.

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I kind of. I'm kind of with you.

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I don't know. Some tell me it's not either one of those. Some negative. Go ahead.

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In America, butters refers to a certain color of timberland boot. Can we see what butters means? New heights team. Unappealing. Disgusting.

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Horrible.

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So we were you complete opposite.

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Yeah. I knew it, though. I felt it, though. I was like butterfly. I'm like.

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I'm like, this is nice.

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This is nice. And right before, it was like, a.

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Lot of times if something's an antonym, they're actually closer than you think.

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Yeah, an antonym. Sorry to all the british.

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I'm sorry for anybody we offended with our terrible.

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And on top of that, that we. Pronunciation usage don't even use any of the slang anymore.

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So I think I might start using tosser brass monkeys. I like when things actually have, like, a really dirty meaning, but you find a way to say it in, like, a respectful way. But everybody who really hears it, they think of that like, I would have never thought of a brass monkey's nuts until I found out. Now, now when somebody says brass monkeys, I'm gonna get a picture of a brass monkey's nuts, and it's gonna be fucking hilarious in my own head.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, I like phrases like that.

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You watched Benjamin Franklin?

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Benjamin Franklin?

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It's a show.

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I didn't know there was a show. Franklin sounds like a dope show.

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Nice. You should watch it.

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Does it just talk about Benjamin Franklin? Is it like a reenactment?

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Honestly, just was curious if you've seen it.

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I mean, he kind of looks like Benjamin Franklin. I could see that going pretty well.

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He killed it. I didn't know Franklin was such a smooth operator too.

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Are you kidding me? One of the founding fathers? All these fucking guys are smooth operators?

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Oh, no, there's a few that didn't get quite the reputation. Oh, look, it's George.

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All right, we're going to start off with old horse mouth George Washington, father of the country, commander in chief of the Continental army, and the first president of the United States. Wooden teeth. We've actually found out they're not wooden. Yeah, that's why they've gone to wooden teeth, to hide the fact that this guy was a fucking neanderthal. He was a ginger, six foot, 2175, 74 pound man who back in the day, that would be a monstrous human being, opposing figure, and first president of our nation.

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Who are we thinking George Washington is in the NFL?

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Who is an imposing figure? I feel like Kaleus Campbell.

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Like an old, no, it's got to be a founding father. You got to go back.

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It's got to be old.

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It has to be. It has to be like one of the initial guys.

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Oh, so we're going old school NFL now I see what you're going with.

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Who's AFL versus NFL?

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But who was like an imposing. Are we going. But it's a player.

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Huh?

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It's a player. It wasn't a coach like he was.

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Yeah, you gotta. Yeah, it's a player.

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So he. So he was kind of. He was a general. Not only was he playing in Johnny Unitas. Yeah. He's got to be a quarterback because he's playing, but he's also commanding.

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Yeah.

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Johnny United is a good one. That's an old school bart star.

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He's a little too athletic.

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See, it's just weird because, like, I feel like the quarterbacks back then, they're not like, as heralded as quarterbacks now.

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Len Dawson.

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Len Dawson smoking a cig in the locker room. I'm not giving. Linda, what? Is he really that? Is he really like that? Yes, I feel he's like that because you play for the Chiefs.

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What do you mean? He won the. He won the Super bowl and he won a bunch of AFL championships before that. And he played for the AFL. The American Football League.

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Yeah. Well, that's also known as the not so good Football League.

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Yeah. Well, ask a british guy about America. Right. That's a good one. Right. Thanks, guys.

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Some suggestions here from the team. Joe Namath, Eli Manning. No, no. Andy Reid. He can't be a coach. He's got to be a player. Quarterback. I feel pretty strongly about that. John Elway, another notable thing, George Washington pulled off maybe the biggest upset of all time in the Revolutionary War. Who's this George Washington?

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Which battle was that? Oh, my gosh.

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What's the one on the. It's the battle of the Delaware. Is that the one where he's coming across the Delaware? Delaware?

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Yeah. They got a.

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Tank. I don't know. All right. Dick Buck. Dick Buck is played and coached, dude.

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Who do you think it is? You don't get a. I'm kind of.

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With you on Johnny United. I don't know why it's got to be a, like a founding quarterback and unitus is more in my head than somebody like Glenn Dawson for some reason. Who was the, who was the Browns quarterback back when they were winning titles?

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It was Jim Brown.

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No, before that, though, the whole team, it was. Paul Brown was a coach. They're more of a running smash mouth team, huh?

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Yeah.

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Otto Graham. That's who I'm thinking of. No, I just don't know. There's an NFL figure as iconic as George Washington to really, if we're going upsets, we could go Nick Foles.

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He is a tall.

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He's a tall man. It's kind of goofy. He ain't got like, I could see. I could see Nick having some horse teeth.

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He got horse teeth.

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Yeah. You know, I mean, if in another, in another era, I don't think Nick would be ashamed of having some horse. Got a big mouth.

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He's got a horse.

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Yeah. Well, he's already got horse appendages.

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Oh, this is George Washington.

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Let's get to our next founding father here, Benjamin Franklin. Old Benny.

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Benny. All right, so Benny and the jets.

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Electric genius, inventor, limited mobility. Also he was five, 9220 pounds. Probably a lineman. Right. Where's your coach? He's either not playing. He's just, like, commanding.

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I feel like he's a coach. I think he's a coach.

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I'm with him.

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He's. He's a writer, he was a publisher.

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Yeah. This is a guy that's really. He's doing the x's and o's.

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Yeah. He's a schemer. Oh, nice word. Nice word. We're on it. Who's a schemer? I mean, it's got to be Kyle Shanahan. We got two. We got two guys. It could be. As much as I love the Shanahan family, I feel like it's got to be one of the greatest, like, all time winning.

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Okay, so Andy Reid or Lombardi? Who?

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Belichick?

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I'm not getting a Belichick vibe from Benny.

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Belichick's a smooth apparatus.

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His girlfriend's. Let's not go there, please. Jesus Christ.

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He's killing it.

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Yeah. I feel like all these guys have to be from the old era of the NFL. They can't be modern.

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Honestly, the more I look at it, Kyle Shanahan and Benjamin Franklin, they mesh actually pretty, pretty good.

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They do. I think Andy Reid, Sean McVeigh, maybe also in the same Shanahan tree electric. They both really invented that whole style for some reason. I was thinking Lombardi, Hank Strahm, matriculating.

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The ball down the field.

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Matriculate the ball. I just feel like it's an older gentleman who really laid the foundation for things and was inventive of the time. Oh, that's exactly who it is.

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Who the fuck is that guy?

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Joe Walsh, the inventor of the west coast offense, Andy Reed. Disciple. Well, Andy Reid is a disciple of, ultimately, that system.

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That was Holgram.

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So Holmgren got it from Walsh.

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Who was Walsh?

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The head coach for 49. Er. Bill Walsh. Thank you. Why did I say Joe Walsh? I knew that was wrong when you fucking typed it.

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Brandon, he's the guitarist for the Eagles. I fucked that one.

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I was like, dude, why does that name sound weird that I'm saying it that way?

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It is a Walsh, man. I was close.

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I'm like, it's 04:00 in the morning. It is 04:00 for you guys. Bill Walsh, 49 ers, right? That's where West coast offense was, right?

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Is this the offense where the wide receivers had, like, a sprinter stance?

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I don't know. I don't know that much about it. I just know that that whole system was started by him. And, like, the amount of NFL offenses that have since come out of the Bill Walsh system is pretty and are based on it or.

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Well, it sounds like Kyle Shanahan.

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I'm going Bill Walsh. You go, Cal Shanahan. I'll go Bill Walsh.

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All right.

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King George, longest serving king in british history, blew the biggest lead in modern warfare against the underdog, the Americans. Big into taxes and procedures. Who would be King George of the NFL?

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I mean, there's only one.

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I think it's a unanimous decision here.

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Yeah.

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Three, two, one. Roger.

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Bill, in King George's defense, Roger's a fucking great dude. I fucking.

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I'm sure King George is a great dude.

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That's what I'm saying.

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The only difference is Roger hasn't blown any lead. He's still on the come. He's on the up and up. He's waiting for that to happen. You know? The XFL is coming.

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King Roger, Paul Revere.

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Paul Revere, american military officer who engaged in a midnight ride in 1775 to alert nearby minutemen of the approaching british troops. Legendary figure in. Oh, my gosh. Boston. He was the king of the original trash talking, if you think about it. Would be the snitch. Who is the one kidding?

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Wasn't it the battle of Lexington when he did it? Wasn't that the Paul Revere?

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No, fucking.

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I think it is.

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I mean, he did it in Boston.

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No, no, he didn't.

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I've literally been to the fucking, like, where he rode. It's in Boston.

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No way.

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Why are you not believing me on this? I've been to the actual spot.

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I thought it was Lexington, Kentucky.

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It's not. It's Boston. There's like a whole trail that they, like, have in Boston.

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So it was battle of Lexington in Boston.

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I don't know. I don't know if that's real or nothing. All right. NFL figures who have been. It's gotta be somebody that is very vocal, someone that is brave, brave, vocal, someone that's aware while everybody else is sleeping. This motherfucker's.

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He's riding. Somebody's very sneaky.

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I feel like this is like a member of the media. Like, this is someone who's shouting it, dude. This isn't a player. We got, like, Philip Rivers. Yeah. He's vocal, but this is like an announcer. He's announcing that the British are coming. Who's the most iconic announcer of all time?

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Scott Van Pelt, SVP.

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I was thinking more like game day announcer.

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Upper East Coast.

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I mean, he is an East coast guy. I was thinking more game day announcer. Who's the most, like. He's John Madden.

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John Madden. I was about to say John Madden, man. Paul Revere.

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Yeah. I like that.

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The British are coming. I gotta hear his voice now.

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This is what you're having. It's not even how he talks.

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I don't know, but, yeah, you're close, though.

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You got the mommy cooler, you got the daddy cooler, and then you got the baby cream up in a bit.

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Nice, man.

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Yeah. John Madden.

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Rip. John Madden, baby.

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Most iconic announcer of the NFL is the most iconic announcer of the Revolutionary War.

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There you go.

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Alrighty. Food section part three on our final bit of british cuisine. Which shocker. This or I guess, surprise. It's not british cuisine. It's Philadelphia cuisine. Trav.

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I've already had one.

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You already have one of these?

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I had this. Had this for breakfast.

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We're in a Philadelphia bar in London, so we thought we would judge something they were trying to replicate in my hometown of Philadelphia. Now we're going to try their Philly cheesesteak at the Pas Young bar. You ready for it, Jess?

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Ready if you are.

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Awesome.

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That's with any.

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Perfect. And this is cheese whiz. So this is very true to tradition.

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But homemade cheese whiz.

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Homemade cheese whiz in this country.

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So we make it ourselves.

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So you don't have commercial cheese was available?

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We do not.

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Eu food regulation.

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I'm not gonna lie. I think that's a point to Britain. I think that's a. That's a pro UK. I don't know. The cheese whiz should be.

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What, do they microwave their cheese or they have. They microwave their cheese.

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Prove that they don't allow the sale of actual cheese whiz. So this is really a cheese sauce. Alrighty. Let's give it a go. Is this a amarosa roll? It does feel like it. It's got a similar texture.

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Fresh out there.

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Jesse. I feel like I'm in Philadelphia.

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That's the point.

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This is so good.

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Mm hmm. I gotta say, not as good as Penn station, but it is delicious.

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I did not think. It's really hard to replicate.

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No, it's not. No, it's not. We're not doing this.

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I feel like the bread is the hardest thing to get right.

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100%. Listen, this is a good cheese.

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And the bread has. This is. This feels like I'm eating an amarosa roll, but it's like, this is a piece of bread I would get in Philadelphia 100% the cheese. I mean, this is better than cheese was, if I'm being honest. I don't really like cheese was. I usually get american.

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Nacho cheese is not.

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You guys have american cheese. I get it. No, I'm just asking. I didn't know if that was also illegal in the UK. There's one thing that I feel like London has not been able to replicate. I don't think they're trying to replicate it. I think the red meat over here.

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We'Re trying to replicate everything.

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Beef over here is not good. I'll go on record saying that. Beef in America, it's fucking fantastic. You guys lack the amount of corn necessary in these cows diets.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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That's funny as hell.

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But it's really good beef as well.

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It's like my third one of the day is awesome.

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This is a fucking great cheesesteak, Jesse. Well done.

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Well done. Shout out to nazi cheese on steak. We can eat while we do no dumb questions here. Next segment is no dumb questions. All right, now let's get into the episode everybody knows about no dumb questions because no such thing as dumb questions. There's a bunch of dumb people, man. No dumb questions is brought to you by. Uncorruptible is the best part of the sandwich. Everyone knows that from Joe Dom 143. Would you ever consider becoming a ref? Hell, yes. You would put the league in my hands. I got us, boys. Roger would either fire me right away, or I would boost ratings.

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Why would he fire you?

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Because I'm not throwing a fucking flag. Old school football, baby. Helmet to helmet, contact. Flags in the pocket, launching the quarterback. Flags in the pocket. No.

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What about kickers?

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They get special treatment, too?

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Well, based on the current rules, yes.

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No. Not a chance.

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Not with Travis, Kelsey.

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Oh, no, no. You're out there on the field. You go, everyone gets the same rules. I mean, listen, it's up to your teammates to fucking.

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I would love these rules, and I would love an official like that. But this is. Yeah, you would get fired immediately. Yeah, you could get fired after one game.

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Bring back football.

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The New Orleans saves have lost their starting quarterback, punter, and kicker all in week one. Travis Kelsey didn't slow a flag, and it's been fired.

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Well, we got King Roger.

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Yeah, I would not want to be a referee?

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No. You don't have to answer to anyone.

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I think I would have.

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There's no. There's no, like, media. You don't have to, like, justify anything. You just fucking. Just be blatantly wrong and be okay with it.

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I think you are not paying attention of officiating. I think those guys are under more scrutiny than ever before. Back in the day, maybe being official, but under the current things was with the way people gamble and the expectation of referees to get everything right. I think it's. I would not want to be a referee at all anyways. No, dumb question. Number two. Would you play for a team in London? Fuck, yes.

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Yes. 100%.

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Unquestionably.

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I'm actually. I'm waiting for that team to play for another team other than Chiefs. Like, that's the only situation is if I get to play abroad, like, your.

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Home team be abroad?

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Yeah.

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How long do you think it'll be before there's an NFL team in London?

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Less than ten years.

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You think within the decade?

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I don't know for a fact it's going to be London, but I think the teams.

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I think if there's an NFL team, the first city it's coming to is London. I'll go on record for that.

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I mean, it's where we've been playing for the most. Overseas. Yeah.

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There's the most amount of fans here. There's biggest appetite in London. It's a major market. The only other cities that it would also be in would be like, I know Germany has a lot of NFL fans, so there'd probably be a german team, I'd assume in Munich or Berlin, but I think London's getting the first one, if it ever happens. It's also the closest, for the most part, to the United States. Right. London's not the closest of Europe. What's the closest? I'm getting a lot of head nods of Spain, maybe. It might be closer. That might be true. I don't. I'm trying to, like, look at a map now.

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Yeah.

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In my head.

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Germany's up there. I think it. I think London's more inland than Germany, though, so I. But I don't know where it is.

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Compared to, like, well, here's France. It's definitely closer than Germany because France is here. London and the UK are, like, right above France. Is that Spain? Spain's to the left and Portugal to the left of France. So I guess technically Portugal is probably closer.

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Yeah. The answer is Iceland.

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We're not counting Iceland. Okay. We're not going into viking territory. We're talking about fucking like normal UK.

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Where's your head at?

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You're over here. Fucking. Yeah. Well, technically, Greenland. Like, how far away from the fucking continent are we getting here?

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It's on Google. I googled it. I'm sorry.

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I'll play in Iceland. Yeah, Iceland's beautiful, but Iceland's not getting an NFL team. They're still trying to lure tourists with cheap fucking flights and cruises.

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They got mom, they're going to get me.

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Show them. Those springs are pretty glorious. Playing for a team internationally would be really, really cool.

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And I'm not going to lie, when I played in London, I thought it was fucking awesome. It was fun. I really want to go to the football game out here. A soccer game? Catch a Premier League game out here?

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Or Wrexham game.

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God damn it.

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Yeah, playing in London would be awesome. It's a city that I've enjoyed coming to watch games in. Play games in. Just coming to. In general. It's a lot of fun. I can still eat great cheesesteaks now that I know this exists too, so why not?

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There you go. Well, that does it for no dumb questions. Brought to you by uncrustable is the best part of the sandwich.

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Go see a man about a dog.

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All right, that wraps up this episode. That's it for another episode of New Heights. Thank you to passionate bar for hosting us in London abroad. Thank you to everyone who provided the meals and different food items. It was an honor to try these british staples. Make sure subscribe to the new heights channel on YouTube so you know when all the new episodes are coming out. We'll be back with a new episode next week. And listen, subscribe wherever. Get your podcast.

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Peace. My brain is still not really working. I think I've slept 7 hours in the last three days. Days? Let me tell you, I disagree with Taylor. Jet lag is not a choice.

[01:22:23]

It is when you have accelerator, dude.

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Fair enough.