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This podcast is brought to you by eHarmony, the dating app to find someone you can be yourself with. Have you ever been on a date where it feels like the other person is speaking an entirely different language? Not actually a different language, but it's like you're both just completely not getting each other. I've been on a first date before with a woman that didn't like golf. She was a workaholic. She didn't like vacations. It was clear she didn't get my personality and it showed. Finding someone who his money. Right?Yeah.Cause, like, this. Like, you can't be like, oh, I'm gonna. I'm gonna do you a solid, James.I just think he did it because he might be afraid of getting hurt next year.Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it's. It's an all time team guy move, and there is obviously, people like, well, you could have enough money. There's definitely that limit. But still, you're an NBA basketball player in the prime of your career, and you don't know if you'll ever make that type of money ever again. You. No one passes that up.It's also new.No one does.It's also New York. You're gonna need that extra, like $30 million.Yeah. Tom Brady did because he had Giselle.Who's Jalen Brunson dating?That's what I'm trying to think.It's like a high school sweetheart.She's must be rich.Oh, he's former high school. So. God.Got. Got it.Okay. For a second, when you let off.With, yeah, high school, you made it sound like. Yeah.Made it sound weird.I also don't know if that's 100% sure.Okay, well, we'll go with it. We're not a fact show. So. Yeah, that was. That was the biggest story to me this weekend. I know that. We also had some euro finals. Yeah.It's not coming home.Not coming home.Never going to come home. It left. It walked out the door. Empty nest syndrome. It's not coming back.England soccer is just. It's got to be brutal to root for.Yeah, I would think so. Gareth Sauk can't win the big one.It just. It felt like they were the team of destiny this year. Well, the way they were winning.Yeah.And just like, they weren't the best team, but they were just finding ways to win games. And then Spain just late. That was like the 86 minutes. Finishes it off. Some great soccer today.They kind of. They ran out of luck where it was like their. Their game plan. This whole tournament was just kind of sleepwalk after the opening whistle. Get scored on and then play really hard.Yeah.And equalize the game, then hope that you can win an extra time or at the end or maybe in pks.Yeah.And then Spain was the best team. And Yamal is now 17 years old.Oh, he turned 17.He turned 17, like, two days ago.Oh, shit.Which sounds a lot less impressive that a 17 year old won the. Won the euros.Yeah, they should have hurried that up.Yeah, they should have.A 16 year old got to the final.16 year old got to the final. And then the 17 year old took over, said, I'll take it from your little boy.Yeah, he's got it. And then the. The Copa, which is going on right now, another sign of will never win a soccer tournament because the fans climbing through, like, the air ducts, basically trampling and ruining the escalator in Miami. Those fans that. Those are real soccer fans.We don't know what's going to happen after the game's over because there are thousands more fans in the stands than there are actual seats. So who knows? Apparently what was happening is people were just going to the seats and then the tickets were like 1000, $502,000 to get in. So people that had tickets were going to their seats. The seats are occupied, and then security can't do shit about it to kick the people out. So people are just losing seats, losing money. Real. You know what? This is a real black guy on the Miami Dolphins.Yeah.The fact that this has never happened at a Dolphins game before. They're not. They're not used to having such passionate fans show up early.That's true. Start. They need to start charging the gates. Yeah, it was. The game was delayed like an hour and a half. That's real. That's real soccer fan. I mean, now we have, we have an opening in coaching and no one wants the job.I want that now. I want the german butt fingers guy.Okay?That low guy. The guy that would stick his hands in his arms and smell them. That red freak.I'm in.Why not? Because it seems like everybody else they're talking to is just the same iteration of Greg.Yeah.Is Greg under a different name where it's a guy that just kisses us soccer federation's ass.Jesse Marsh doesn't want the job.No, because he's smart. This is why we need to kidnap somebody and force them to be their head coach.We're hiring Burr halter back.No draw at this point. I'm in. Like, fuck it. Bring it back. Third time's a charm. Yeah, he's learned his lesson. Add another G. Hank.Oh, you. You look like you want to say something about soccer.Well, no. Yeah. Not really at all. This is extremely regional complaint or concern because this is only happening to people in Chicago. But they've had this weather. Tornado.Oh, yeah.Full screen for the entire game.Yeah, we got a ton.Soccer isn't like a lower box. Means it's got to be bad.You got to worry about the tornado. Tornadoes don't hit cities, though.That's good.Like, big cities. I think it's something about, like, the wind or something in the big.And the buildings stopping it.I don't know.Yeah.All right, let's. Yeah.Cause you would think that a tornado would hit, like, Dallas, Oklahoma City at some point, hit big cities.Okay. Tornadoes do not hit big cities. False tornadoes can hit anywhere at any time. Okay. Yeah, I just made that up.I guess we just haven't had a massive one.Yeah. I completely made it up. Okay.Yeah, I made a list.Yeah. F three. Tornado hit the bank. One tower in Fort Worth in 20, 80% of the 35 stories windows were destroyed. Okay. So I did make that up. 100%. That was something I just told myself to make myself feel better.Okay.NATO's don't hit big cities.I did. I did put together a list of my top five feel like that was, you know, I wasn't. I wasn't doing any learning in my freshman year college. I just was playing FIFA all day.Yeah. Okay, I'll go with Madden. I'll take the specific one, though. Was the Mike Vic cover one. That one was probably the best. They had that string. It was. Was Eddie. Eddie George, maybe on one was like 2000.Eddie George and Ray Lewis might have been on.There was like, that string, like the early two thousands just.Was the Madden minigames.Yeah. Ray Lou in the game, I was hit stick on. It changed the game.Yeah, that was. That was the best. But, yeah, Madden, I mean, it's timeless. I remember playing that when he first came out, when you could change all the. When the ambulance used to go on the field.That was so good.Madden. Actual Madden was on the COVID but, yeah. Timeless game. Okay.Okay, next up, you have two. I'm gonnaNo. Like, wound up signing right before free agency started. But, like, you, like, all the rumors that go around, like, agents talk. Everybody talks. Like, you see some things. Like, I thought Atlanta funny and endearing, as he always had an eccentric style of humor, but now it's starting to annoy me. He does this almost every night, and it's disrupting our sleep. I've tried talking to him about it, but he just tells me that he takes his watchman duties very seriously and that it's important for our safety.The issue is, I genuinely cannot tell if he's joking. Has anyone else experienced something like this? How do I get him to tone it down without hurting his feelings or making him feel like can't enjoy his quirky interests?That's a great question to ask. Have any of you guys experienced this with a boyfriend before?Guys can't have hobbies.Sounds like he's gaslighting her. Yeah, that's all I got.That's. I love this guy, though.Yeah, he's a cool guy. Listen, if you find something cool at a flea market or you're out maybe on a Saturday afternoon, you ask him to stop into some little quaint antique shop that he doesn't really want to go into, and then he finds something awesome that consumes his life from there. You should encourage those types, baby.Yes. Hobbies.He's using his imagination also, like, playing.In the dark is, like, his old school as it gets.Yeah, probably get some excellent shadows with the lantern.The dark. What does he say? The darkest night and full of terrors.Mm hmm. All is well.Yeah, all is well. The night is dark and full of terrors.Yeah.Sounds like he's doing a good job.Sounds like he's. He's keeping ghosts away from you, which you should be happy about.I saw. I was just like, dudes rock. This is just. We've gotten to a point where it's like, listen, what would you rather him do? Like, cheat on you or, like, you know, go, like, have a hobby that, like, completely destroys your relationship with him? Or he could just do his duty as the watchman and check out what's going on at night.At least you know where he is all night long, right? He's walking around with lanterns, and if there's.Hey, I bet you if you heard a clank in the middle of the night, you're like, you go check it. You're not the one who's gonna go check it. He's gonna go check it.Yeah, he's the guy that's got the lantern now.He's fully equipped.Yeah, I don't mind this at all.Yeah. So I thought it was a fun little story. Okay. Anything. Hank, are we worried about the tornado kind of.Or, Tony, I'm trying to remember your, like, flow chart that you had as to what weather is real.Oh, yeah.You said. Do you say tornadoes is real?It was race football. Anything that's gonna, you know, a tornado could affect. An overdose.Yeah, it could. Yeah.Rain and snow.Never.Not so much never.Weather's not real.No.Okay, let's do numbers.This would. Tornadoes like a natural disaster, though.Yeah. No. Tons really. Weather. Tornadoes. You don't fuck with tornado.You don't think tornadoes.Weather like.Yeah.Like an earthquake isn't weather.Yeah. Correct.Correct.Or NATO's not weather.Volcanoes.Tsunami.Tornado. I think would be a tornado. Seven. Hurricane would be weather. Tornado would be weather.You're not getting it. Because it's a natural disaster. It's not weather.It's not weather, but it's definitely weather.Is volcanoes weather?No.Tsunami?No.Okay. Really cold front.Yes.Okay.Okay. Thunderstorm.Yes.What about. What was the thing last summer? Heat. The heat dome.Polar vortex.Yes.Seish wave.Don't know what that is.It's like a tsunami in a lake.Whoa.Yeah.Yeah.No.Aurora borealis.Awesome.The northern lights.Nope.Not whether. Solar flare.Nope.Okay.Whirlpool.Oh, good one. Bermuda Triangle.No, that's bigger than us.Micro burst.I don't know what that is.That's like. Is that like a mini tornado?I think a micro burst is, like, just a big thunderstorm that pops up.What's a mini tornado? What's that called?Dirt devil.Dirt devil? Tasmanian devil?Yes.Taz is real.Tas is. Taz's weathered with that.All right, let's do numbers. Oh, by the way, Shane went on a date with his charger shirt.That's pretty cool. Is that was his first date he's ever been on.Yeah.That's awesome.Congrats. And it went well. So is there gonna be a second date? What? Is there gonna be a second date?We'll see.Okay, nice. That's better than a no. We got to get you your chargers gear.Let's do it.Yeah. Numbers 2073.No, you're not.Max. Number 20.Ah.Already said it.56.21. That's brutal. Because that means that you really wanted 20.I gave Shay my headphones. I can't hear.31. 31.Love you guys.Anyway. Days are not days. Fine. Shine.I'm coming to the level.I'm all set in a way better than life is.Okay.Say after me.It's a better to be safe and sorry. It's better to be safe and sorry. It's the better to be safe and.Sorry take on me.

his money. Right?

Yeah.

Cause, like, this. Like, you can't be like, oh, I'm gonna. I'm gonna do you a solid, James.

I just think he did it because he might be afraid of getting hurt next year.

Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it's. It's an all time team guy move, and there is obviously, people like, well, you could have enough money. There's definitely that limit. But still, you're an NBA basketball player in the prime of your career, and you don't know if you'll ever make that type of money ever again. You. No one passes that up.

It's also new.

No one does.

It's also New York. You're gonna need that extra, like $30 million.

Yeah. Tom Brady did because he had Giselle.

Who's Jalen Brunson dating?

That's what I'm trying to think.

It's like a high school sweetheart.

She's must be rich.

Oh, he's former high school. So. God.

Got. Got it.

Okay. For a second, when you let off.

With, yeah, high school, you made it sound like. Yeah.

Made it sound weird.

I also don't know if that's 100% sure.

Okay, well, we'll go with it. We're not a fact show. So. Yeah, that was. That was the biggest story to me this weekend. I know that. We also had some euro finals. Yeah.

It's not coming home.

Not coming home.

Never going to come home. It left. It walked out the door. Empty nest syndrome. It's not coming back.

England soccer is just. It's got to be brutal to root for.

Yeah, I would think so. Gareth Sauk can't win the big one.

It just. It felt like they were the team of destiny this year. Well, the way they were winning.

Yeah.

And just like, they weren't the best team, but they were just finding ways to win games. And then Spain just late. That was like the 86 minutes. Finishes it off. Some great soccer today.

They kind of. They ran out of luck where it was like their. Their game plan. This whole tournament was just kind of sleepwalk after the opening whistle. Get scored on and then play really hard.

Yeah.

And equalize the game, then hope that you can win an extra time or at the end or maybe in pks.

Yeah.

And then Spain was the best team. And Yamal is now 17 years old.

Oh, he turned 17.

He turned 17, like, two days ago.

Oh, shit.

Which sounds a lot less impressive that a 17 year old won the. Won the euros.

Yeah, they should have hurried that up.

Yeah, they should have.

A 16 year old got to the final.

16 year old got to the final. And then the 17 year old took over, said, I'll take it from your little boy.

Yeah, he's got it. And then the. The Copa, which is going on right now, another sign of will never win a soccer tournament because the fans climbing through, like, the air ducts, basically trampling and ruining the escalator in Miami. Those fans that. Those are real soccer fans.

We don't know what's going to happen after the game's over because there are thousands more fans in the stands than there are actual seats. So who knows? Apparently what was happening is people were just going to the seats and then the tickets were like 1000, $502,000 to get in. So people that had tickets were going to their seats. The seats are occupied, and then security can't do shit about it to kick the people out. So people are just losing seats, losing money. Real. You know what? This is a real black guy on the Miami Dolphins.

Yeah.

The fact that this has never happened at a Dolphins game before. They're not. They're not used to having such passionate fans show up early.

That's true. Start. They need to start charging the gates. Yeah, it was. The game was delayed like an hour and a half. That's real. That's real soccer fan. I mean, now we have, we have an opening in coaching and no one wants the job.

I want that now. I want the german butt fingers guy.

Okay?

That low guy. The guy that would stick his hands in his arms and smell them. That red freak.

I'm in.

Why not? Because it seems like everybody else they're talking to is just the same iteration of Greg.

Yeah.

Is Greg under a different name where it's a guy that just kisses us soccer federation's ass.

Jesse Marsh doesn't want the job.

No, because he's smart. This is why we need to kidnap somebody and force them to be their head coach.

We're hiring Burr halter back.

No draw at this point. I'm in. Like, fuck it. Bring it back. Third time's a charm. Yeah, he's learned his lesson. Add another G. Hank.

Oh, you. You look like you want to say something about soccer.

Well, no. Yeah. Not really at all. This is extremely regional complaint or concern because this is only happening to people in Chicago. But they've had this weather. Tornado.

Oh, yeah.

Full screen for the entire game.

Yeah, we got a ton.

Soccer isn't like a lower box. Means it's got to be bad.

You got to worry about the tornado. Tornadoes don't hit cities, though.

That's good.

Like, big cities. I think it's something about, like, the wind or something in the big.

And the buildings stopping it.

I don't know.

Yeah.

All right, let's. Yeah.

Cause you would think that a tornado would hit, like, Dallas, Oklahoma City at some point, hit big cities.

Okay. Tornadoes do not hit big cities. False tornadoes can hit anywhere at any time. Okay. Yeah, I just made that up.

I guess we just haven't had a massive one.

Yeah. I completely made it up. Okay.

Yeah, I made a list.

Yeah. F three. Tornado hit the bank. One tower in Fort Worth in 20, 80% of the 35 stories windows were destroyed. Okay. So I did make that up. 100%. That was something I just told myself to make myself feel better.

Okay.

NATO's don't hit big cities.

I did. I did put together a list of my top five feel like that was, you know, I wasn't. I wasn't doing any learning in my freshman year college. I just was playing FIFA all day.Yeah. Okay, I'll go with Madden. I'll take the specific one, though. Was the Mike Vic cover one. That one was probably the best. They had that string. It was. Was Eddie. Eddie George, maybe on one was like 2000.Eddie George and Ray Lewis might have been on.There was like, that string, like the early two thousands just.Was the Madden minigames.Yeah. Ray Lou in the game, I was hit stick on. It changed the game.Yeah, that was. That was the best. But, yeah, Madden, I mean, it's timeless. I remember playing that when he first came out, when you could change all the. When the ambulance used to go on the field.That was so good.Madden. Actual Madden was on the COVID but, yeah. Timeless game. Okay.Okay, next up, you have two. I'm gonnaNo. Like, wound up signing right before free agency started. But, like, you, like, all the rumors that go around, like, agents talk. Everybody talks. Like, you see some things. Like, I thought Atlanta funny and endearing, as he always had an eccentric style of humor, but now it's starting to annoy me. He does this almost every night, and it's disrupting our sleep. I've tried talking to him about it, but he just tells me that he takes his watchman duties very seriously and that it's important for our safety.The issue is, I genuinely cannot tell if he's joking. Has anyone else experienced something like this? How do I get him to tone it down without hurting his feelings or making him feel like can't enjoy his quirky interests?That's a great question to ask. Have any of you guys experienced this with a boyfriend before?Guys can't have hobbies.Sounds like he's gaslighting her. Yeah, that's all I got.That's. I love this guy, though.Yeah, he's a cool guy. Listen, if you find something cool at a flea market or you're out maybe on a Saturday afternoon, you ask him to stop into some little quaint antique shop that he doesn't really want to go into, and then he finds something awesome that consumes his life from there. You should encourage those types, baby.Yes. Hobbies.He's using his imagination also, like, playing.In the dark is, like, his old school as it gets.Yeah, probably get some excellent shadows with the lantern.The dark. What does he say? The darkest night and full of terrors.Mm hmm. All is well.Yeah, all is well. The night is dark and full of terrors.Yeah.Sounds like he's doing a good job.Sounds like he's. He's keeping ghosts away from you, which you should be happy about.I saw. I was just like, dudes rock. This is just. We've gotten to a point where it's like, listen, what would you rather him do? Like, cheat on you or, like, you know, go, like, have a hobby that, like, completely destroys your relationship with him? Or he could just do his duty as the watchman and check out what's going on at night.At least you know where he is all night long, right? He's walking around with lanterns, and if there's.Hey, I bet you if you heard a clank in the middle of the night, you're like, you go check it. You're not the one who's gonna go check it. He's gonna go check it.Yeah, he's the guy that's got the lantern now.He's fully equipped.Yeah, I don't mind this at all.Yeah. So I thought it was a fun little story. Okay. Anything. Hank, are we worried about the tornado kind of.Or, Tony, I'm trying to remember your, like, flow chart that you had as to what weather is real.Oh, yeah.You said. Do you say tornadoes is real?It was race football. Anything that's gonna, you know, a tornado could affect. An overdose.Yeah, it could. Yeah.Rain and snow.Never.Not so much never.Weather's not real.No.Okay, let's do numbers.This would. Tornadoes like a natural disaster, though.Yeah. No. Tons really. Weather. Tornadoes. You don't fuck with tornado.You don't think tornadoes.Weather like.Yeah.Like an earthquake isn't weather.Yeah. Correct.Correct.Or NATO's not weather.Volcanoes.Tsunami.Tornado. I think would be a tornado. Seven. Hurricane would be weather. Tornado would be weather.You're not getting it. Because it's a natural disaster. It's not weather.It's not weather, but it's definitely weather.Is volcanoes weather?No.Tsunami?No.Okay. Really cold front.Yes.Okay.Okay. Thunderstorm.Yes.What about. What was the thing last summer? Heat. The heat dome.Polar vortex.Yes.Seish wave.Don't know what that is.It's like a tsunami in a lake.Whoa.Yeah.Yeah.No.Aurora borealis.Awesome.The northern lights.Nope.Not whether. Solar flare.Nope.Okay.Whirlpool.Oh, good one. Bermuda Triangle.No, that's bigger than us.Micro burst.I don't know what that is.That's like. Is that like a mini tornado?I think a micro burst is, like, just a big thunderstorm that pops up.What's a mini tornado? What's that called?Dirt devil.Dirt devil? Tasmanian devil?Yes.Taz is real.Tas is. Taz's weathered with that.All right, let's do numbers. Oh, by the way, Shane went on a date with his charger shirt.That's pretty cool. Is that was his first date he's ever been on.Yeah.That's awesome.Congrats. And it went well. So is there gonna be a second date? What? Is there gonna be a second date?We'll see.Okay, nice. That's better than a no. We got to get you your chargers gear.Let's do it.Yeah. Numbers 2073.No, you're not.Max. Number 20.Ah.Already said it.56.21. That's brutal. Because that means that you really wanted 20.I gave Shay my headphones. I can't hear.31. 31.Love you guys.Anyway. Days are not days. Fine. Shine.I'm coming to the level.I'm all set in a way better than life is.Okay.Say after me.It's a better to be safe and sorry. It's better to be safe and sorry. It's the better to be safe and.Sorry take on me.

feel like that was, you know, I wasn't. I wasn't doing any learning in my freshman year college. I just was playing FIFA all day.

Yeah. Okay, I'll go with Madden. I'll take the specific one, though. Was the Mike Vic cover one. That one was probably the best. They had that string. It was. Was Eddie. Eddie George, maybe on one was like 2000.

Eddie George and Ray Lewis might have been on.

There was like, that string, like the early two thousands just.

Was the Madden minigames.

Yeah. Ray Lou in the game, I was hit stick on. It changed the game.

Yeah, that was. That was the best. But, yeah, Madden, I mean, it's timeless. I remember playing that when he first came out, when you could change all the. When the ambulance used to go on the field.

That was so good.

Madden. Actual Madden was on the COVID but, yeah. Timeless game. Okay.

Okay, next up, you have two. I'm gonnaNo. Like, wound up signing right before free agency started. But, like, you, like, all the rumors that go around, like, agents talk. Everybody talks. Like, you see some things. Like, I thought Atlanta funny and endearing, as he always had an eccentric style of humor, but now it's starting to annoy me. He does this almost every night, and it's disrupting our sleep. I've tried talking to him about it, but he just tells me that he takes his watchman duties very seriously and that it's important for our safety.The issue is, I genuinely cannot tell if he's joking. Has anyone else experienced something like this? How do I get him to tone it down without hurting his feelings or making him feel like can't enjoy his quirky interests?That's a great question to ask. Have any of you guys experienced this with a boyfriend before?Guys can't have hobbies.Sounds like he's gaslighting her. Yeah, that's all I got.That's. I love this guy, though.Yeah, he's a cool guy. Listen, if you find something cool at a flea market or you're out maybe on a Saturday afternoon, you ask him to stop into some little quaint antique shop that he doesn't really want to go into, and then he finds something awesome that consumes his life from there. You should encourage those types, baby.Yes. Hobbies.He's using his imagination also, like, playing.In the dark is, like, his old school as it gets.Yeah, probably get some excellent shadows with the lantern.The dark. What does he say? The darkest night and full of terrors.Mm hmm. All is well.Yeah, all is well. The night is dark and full of terrors.Yeah.Sounds like he's doing a good job.Sounds like he's. He's keeping ghosts away from you, which you should be happy about.I saw. I was just like, dudes rock. This is just. We've gotten to a point where it's like, listen, what would you rather him do? Like, cheat on you or, like, you know, go, like, have a hobby that, like, completely destroys your relationship with him? Or he could just do his duty as the watchman and check out what's going on at night.At least you know where he is all night long, right? He's walking around with lanterns, and if there's.Hey, I bet you if you heard a clank in the middle of the night, you're like, you go check it. You're not the one who's gonna go check it. He's gonna go check it.Yeah, he's the guy that's got the lantern now.He's fully equipped.Yeah, I don't mind this at all.Yeah. So I thought it was a fun little story. Okay. Anything. Hank, are we worried about the tornado kind of.Or, Tony, I'm trying to remember your, like, flow chart that you had as to what weather is real.Oh, yeah.You said. Do you say tornadoes is real?It was race football. Anything that's gonna, you know, a tornado could affect. An overdose.Yeah, it could. Yeah.Rain and snow.Never.Not so much never.Weather's not real.No.Okay, let's do numbers.This would. Tornadoes like a natural disaster, though.Yeah. No. Tons really. Weather. Tornadoes. You don't fuck with tornado.You don't think tornadoes.Weather like.Yeah.Like an earthquake isn't weather.Yeah. Correct.Correct.Or NATO's not weather.Volcanoes.Tsunami.Tornado. I think would be a tornado. Seven. Hurricane would be weather. Tornado would be weather.You're not getting it. Because it's a natural disaster. It's not weather.It's not weather, but it's definitely weather.Is volcanoes weather?No.Tsunami?No.Okay. Really cold front.Yes.Okay.Okay. Thunderstorm.Yes.What about. What was the thing last summer? Heat. The heat dome.Polar vortex.Yes.Seish wave.Don't know what that is.It's like a tsunami in a lake.Whoa.Yeah.Yeah.No.Aurora borealis.Awesome.The northern lights.Nope.Not whether. Solar flare.Nope.Okay.Whirlpool.Oh, good one. Bermuda Triangle.No, that's bigger than us.Micro burst.I don't know what that is.That's like. Is that like a mini tornado?I think a micro burst is, like, just a big thunderstorm that pops up.What's a mini tornado? What's that called?Dirt devil.Dirt devil? Tasmanian devil?Yes.Taz is real.Tas is. Taz's weathered with that.All right, let's do numbers. Oh, by the way, Shane went on a date with his charger shirt.That's pretty cool. Is that was his first date he's ever been on.Yeah.That's awesome.Congrats. And it went well. So is there gonna be a second date? What? Is there gonna be a second date?We'll see.Okay, nice. That's better than a no. We got to get you your chargers gear.Let's do it.Yeah. Numbers 2073.No, you're not.Max. Number 20.Ah.Already said it.56.21. That's brutal. Because that means that you really wanted 20.I gave Shay my headphones. I can't hear.31. 31.Love you guys.Anyway. Days are not days. Fine. Shine.I'm coming to the level.I'm all set in a way better than life is.Okay.Say after me.It's a better to be safe and sorry. It's better to be safe and sorry. It's the better to be safe and.Sorry take on me.

No. Like, wound up signing right before free agency started. But, like, you, like, all the rumors that go around, like, agents talk. Everybody talks. Like, you see some things. Like, I thought Atlanta funny and endearing, as he always had an eccentric style of humor, but now it's starting to annoy me. He does this almost every night, and it's disrupting our sleep. I've tried talking to him about it, but he just tells me that he takes his watchman duties very seriously and that it's important for our safety.The issue is, I genuinely cannot tell if he's joking. Has anyone else experienced something like this? How do I get him to tone it down without hurting his feelings or making him feel like can't enjoy his quirky interests?That's a great question to ask. Have any of you guys experienced this with a boyfriend before?Guys can't have hobbies.Sounds like he's gaslighting her. Yeah, that's all I got.That's. I love this guy, though.Yeah, he's a cool guy. Listen, if you find something cool at a flea market or you're out maybe on a Saturday afternoon, you ask him to stop into some little quaint antique shop that he doesn't really want to go into, and then he finds something awesome that consumes his life from there. You should encourage those types, baby.Yes. Hobbies.He's using his imagination also, like, playing.In the dark is, like, his old school as it gets.Yeah, probably get some excellent shadows with the lantern.The dark. What does he say? The darkest night and full of terrors.Mm hmm. All is well.Yeah, all is well. The night is dark and full of terrors.Yeah.Sounds like he's doing a good job.Sounds like he's. He's keeping ghosts away from you, which you should be happy about.I saw. I was just like, dudes rock. This is just. We've gotten to a point where it's like, listen, what would you rather him do? Like, cheat on you or, like, you know, go, like, have a hobby that, like, completely destroys your relationship with him? Or he could just do his duty as the watchman and check out what's going on at night.At least you know where he is all night long, right? He's walking around with lanterns, and if there's.Hey, I bet you if you heard a clank in the middle of the night, you're like, you go check it. You're not the one who's gonna go check it. He's gonna go check it.Yeah, he's the guy that's got the lantern now.He's fully equipped.Yeah, I don't mind this at all.Yeah. So I thought it was a fun little story. Okay. Anything. Hank, are we worried about the tornado kind of.Or, Tony, I'm trying to remember your, like, flow chart that you had as to what weather is real.Oh, yeah.You said. Do you say tornadoes is real?It was race football. Anything that's gonna, you know, a tornado could affect. An overdose.Yeah, it could. Yeah.Rain and snow.Never.Not so much never.Weather's not real.No.Okay, let's do numbers.This would. Tornadoes like a natural disaster, though.Yeah. No. Tons really. Weather. Tornadoes. You don't fuck with tornado.You don't think tornadoes.Weather like.Yeah.Like an earthquake isn't weather.Yeah. Correct.Correct.Or NATO's not weather.Volcanoes.Tsunami.Tornado. I think would be a tornado. Seven. Hurricane would be weather. Tornado would be weather.You're not getting it. Because it's a natural disaster. It's not weather.It's not weather, but it's definitely weather.Is volcanoes weather?No.Tsunami?No.Okay. Really cold front.Yes.Okay.Okay. Thunderstorm.Yes.What about. What was the thing last summer? Heat. The heat dome.Polar vortex.Yes.Seish wave.Don't know what that is.It's like a tsunami in a lake.Whoa.Yeah.Yeah.No.Aurora borealis.Awesome.The northern lights.Nope.Not whether. Solar flare.Nope.Okay.Whirlpool.Oh, good one. Bermuda Triangle.No, that's bigger than us.Micro burst.I don't know what that is.That's like. Is that like a mini tornado?I think a micro burst is, like, just a big thunderstorm that pops up.What's a mini tornado? What's that called?Dirt devil.Dirt devil? Tasmanian devil?Yes.Taz is real.Tas is. Taz's weathered with that.All right, let's do numbers. Oh, by the way, Shane went on a date with his charger shirt.That's pretty cool. Is that was his first date he's ever been on.Yeah.That's awesome.Congrats. And it went well. So is there gonna be a second date? What? Is there gonna be a second date?We'll see.Okay, nice. That's better than a no. We got to get you your chargers gear.Let's do it.Yeah. Numbers 2073.No, you're not.Max. Number 20.Ah.Already said it.56.21. That's brutal. Because that means that you really wanted 20.I gave Shay my headphones. I can't hear.31. 31.Love you guys.Anyway. Days are not days. Fine. Shine.I'm coming to the level.I'm all set in a way better than life is.Okay.Say after me.It's a better to be safe and sorry. It's better to be safe and sorry. It's the better to be safe and.Sorry take on me.

funny and endearing, as he always had an eccentric style of humor, but now it's starting to annoy me. He does this almost every night, and it's disrupting our sleep. I've tried talking to him about it, but he just tells me that he takes his watchman duties very seriously and that it's important for our safety.

The issue is, I genuinely cannot tell if he's joking. Has anyone else experienced something like this? How do I get him to tone it down without hurting his feelings or making him feel like can't enjoy his quirky interests?

That's a great question to ask. Have any of you guys experienced this with a boyfriend before?

Guys can't have hobbies.

Sounds like he's gaslighting her. Yeah, that's all I got.

That's. I love this guy, though.

Yeah, he's a cool guy. Listen, if you find something cool at a flea market or you're out maybe on a Saturday afternoon, you ask him to stop into some little quaint antique shop that he doesn't really want to go into, and then he finds something awesome that consumes his life from there. You should encourage those types, baby.

Yes. Hobbies.

He's using his imagination also, like, playing.

In the dark is, like, his old school as it gets.

Yeah, probably get some excellent shadows with the lantern.

The dark. What does he say? The darkest night and full of terrors.

Mm hmm. All is well.

Yeah, all is well. The night is dark and full of terrors.

Yeah.

Sounds like he's doing a good job.

Sounds like he's. He's keeping ghosts away from you, which you should be happy about.

I saw. I was just like, dudes rock. This is just. We've gotten to a point where it's like, listen, what would you rather him do? Like, cheat on you or, like, you know, go, like, have a hobby that, like, completely destroys your relationship with him? Or he could just do his duty as the watchman and check out what's going on at night.

At least you know where he is all night long, right? He's walking around with lanterns, and if there's.

Hey, I bet you if you heard a clank in the middle of the night, you're like, you go check it. You're not the one who's gonna go check it. He's gonna go check it.

Yeah, he's the guy that's got the lantern now.

He's fully equipped.

Yeah, I don't mind this at all.

Yeah. So I thought it was a fun little story. Okay. Anything. Hank, are we worried about the tornado kind of.

Or, Tony, I'm trying to remember your, like, flow chart that you had as to what weather is real.

Oh, yeah.

You said. Do you say tornadoes is real?

It was race football. Anything that's gonna, you know, a tornado could affect. An overdose.

Yeah, it could. Yeah.

Rain and snow.

Never.

Not so much never.

Weather's not real.

No.

Okay, let's do numbers.

This would. Tornadoes like a natural disaster, though.

Yeah. No. Tons really. Weather. Tornadoes. You don't fuck with tornado.

You don't think tornadoes.

Weather like.

Yeah.

Like an earthquake isn't weather.

Yeah. Correct.

Correct.

Or NATO's not weather.

Volcanoes.

Tsunami.

Tornado. I think would be a tornado. Seven. Hurricane would be weather. Tornado would be weather.

You're not getting it. Because it's a natural disaster. It's not weather.

It's not weather, but it's definitely weather.

Is volcanoes weather?

No.

Tsunami?

No.

Okay. Really cold front.

Yes.

Okay.

Okay. Thunderstorm.

Yes.

What about. What was the thing last summer? Heat. The heat dome.

Polar vortex.

Yes.

Seish wave.

Don't know what that is.

It's like a tsunami in a lake.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No.

Aurora borealis.

Awesome.

The northern lights.

Nope.

Not whether. Solar flare.

Nope.

Okay.

Whirlpool.

Oh, good one. Bermuda Triangle.

No, that's bigger than us.

Micro burst.

I don't know what that is.

That's like. Is that like a mini tornado?

I think a micro burst is, like, just a big thunderstorm that pops up.

What's a mini tornado? What's that called?

Dirt devil.

Dirt devil? Tasmanian devil?

Yes.

Taz is real.

Tas is. Taz's weathered with that.

All right, let's do numbers. Oh, by the way, Shane went on a date with his charger shirt.

That's pretty cool. Is that was his first date he's ever been on.

Yeah.

That's awesome.

Congrats. And it went well. So is there gonna be a second date? What? Is there gonna be a second date?

We'll see.

Okay, nice. That's better than a no. We got to get you your chargers gear.

Let's do it.

Yeah. Numbers 2073.

No, you're not.

Max. Number 20.

Ah.

Already said it.

56.

21. That's brutal. Because that means that you really wanted 20.

I gave Shay my headphones. I can't hear.

31. 31.

Love you guys.

Anyway. Days are not days. Fine. Shine.

I'm coming to the level.

I'm all set in a way better than life is.

Okay.

Say after me.

It's a better to be safe and sorry. It's better to be safe and sorry. It's the better to be safe and.

Sorry take on me.