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Part of my take. We have two of our very best friends in in studio. I was gonna say in studio in in Tahoe. Chill week. The conclusion at chill week, we have Josh Allen and Blake Griffin together.

I think they're best friends now.

Yeah, we started a bromance. We're gonna talk some sports. We have the Mount Rushmore of sandwiches.

Contentious.

Contentious.

If you thought we were being too nice this Mount Rushmore season, you're in luck.

Contentious. What are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you doing that?

I'm getting some dirt off.

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F I r e fest.

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Feeling very chill. I'm way chiller than Hank.

I'm way chiller than Hank as well.

I think chill is just a state of mind. I don't think that there's a competition.

Well, if there were a competition, we would win Chillis.

That sounds like something that somebody who's not chill would say. Yeah, it's not a competition.

I don't know.

This week, though, first of all, we're rookies out here, which has never been more apparent because every move we've made, everyone's like, oh, you did that?

Yeah, we're leaving the golf tournament before the golf tournament.

Yes. But it's been an incredible week. Thank you to the american century championship. Incredible host. We've got some awesome interviews that are gonna be coming out in the next few weeks. It was like a dream coming out here. It's beautiful. The scenery, the vibes, all the dudes in the flat brim hats, which I don't know why, but California just does that, and they do it better than everyone else.

Kids in flat brim hats everywhere.

Yeah, we were signing autographs for kids.

That was weird.

Kept apologizing. I kept trying to pull away, and they kept like, please, please, please. I'm like, you don't want this.

This event has a lot of very famous people. We are not very famous people. Barely famous online, and. But everyone's in autograph and picture mode, and if you're walking somewhere with a credential, everyone's just like, who is that? I got a lot of. Who is that?

Yeah.

And then a bunch of kids being like, can we get your autograph? I was like, I don't think you want my autograph.

Yeah, they're here to get autographs from, like, Tony Romo, people that they see on tv, like, the famous people. And then they see us coming out, and then kids come over, and I'm like, I don't want to ruin your hat. Yeah, like, my signature makes your hat trash.

I signed a kid's niners jersey. A six year old's Niners jersey. I was like, dude, you don't want this. And he was just like, yeah, I do.

There were two six year old girls that were like, sign my arm. And I looked at the parents, I was like, I don't want to sign your child's arm.

Yeah, but here we are. Here we are. Chill week. Yeah, it's been awesome. Okay, we'll talk more chill week. We'll talk Fyre fest. F I r E. Fyre fest at the end, because it's been such a chill week. We should start, though, with the most important news in sports history. Greg Burrhalter has been fired yet again.

We did it, guys. Congratulations.

USA soccer is back on the map now. Is going to win a world cup.

As quickly as we were back then, we went straight to Klopp, the guy that we wanted, the great coach, I think he coached. I'm going to fuck this up. Liverpool, maybe.

Yeah. Liverpool.

Yeah. So he was our number one, and he has rebuffed us. The United States has been rebuffed by Jurgen Klopp.

But who doesn't rebuff a first offer?

We just got to come back.

We just got to go higher and higher and higher.

Or hear me out. What if we just hire Greg again? Third time's a charm.

He does know where the office is.

Yeah. He's like, maybe the Jeff Fisher of us soccer.

Yeah. This is gonna be the one that changes it, though.

I think so. Yeah. I think that it can't be worse.

No. There is something very satisfying. I'm not the biggest soccer fan, but in all sports, when you've been trying to get a guy fired and you finally do it, it's just a very satisfying feeling, because it really is the only way that fans feel like they had an impact. Even though he probably got fired not because of the fans, but because he sucked his.

No, it was us. It was us.

But you can take credit for it as a fan and be like, yeah, mission accomplished. We fucking did it. We got this guy fired.

The funniest thing ever was, I think it was late last week, the biggest supporters club of the United States, the US outlaws, they issued a statement officially calling for his firing.

Oh, no.

Which was big.

Once you lose the Outlaws.

Once you lose the outlaws.

Yeah.

Then you're the in laws. Nobody likes in laws. It's good. It's been a long time coming. I don't know who we're gonna get at this point. What I saw last night when we were watching the Copa America. And after the game was over, we saw the uruguayan players. They went into the stands to fight the colombian support.

Yeah. Malice the palace.

The United States will never be great at soccer until our players care enough to go into the stands and fight people from other countries.

I had the exact same thought. I was like, we can fire, hire, get any coach you want in the world. It's, it's the SEC. It just means more. Yeah. That somehow a malice at the palace situation where they were throwing chairs and fighting fans in the stage, at no point was I like, oh, my God, they have to stop this. I was like, these guys just fucking care about soccer.

This rocks. And that one dude from Uruguay, I think it was Nunez. Darwin. Nunez. He was wearing like a sports bra.

Yeah.

Charging into the stands, just throwing haymakers. And God bless the cops that were out there because they were just standing and just watching like it was a boys will be boys.

Yeah. Right. It's you.

Sometimes you got to let them fight it out.

Yeah. This is how they, this is how they deal with a loss.

Yeah.

And, and I had no problem with it.

And I would love to see the US have that type of emotion.

We'll never, we'll never get there.

Maybe so. Sec, what if we, what if we did the full Ted Lasso experiment and we got like, Nick Saban? Just have him coach the team and then have bring in like an ex's nose guys.

Yeah.

Have him just talk about football and then have a guy there that's just translating everything that he says into soccer.

Yeah, I like it. I like it. Hank. You're Hank. Hank asked if Colombia was going to play England in their next game. They should.

Yeah.

Because England did win as well. It's coming home. They're going to get killed by Spain.

It's coming home, though.

But it is coming home.

Did you see the killers concert?

No.

That was incredible. I think that was in London or in England somewhere. And they, they played the end of the game live, like on this massive screen behind them.

I love that.

And then the second the game was over, the killers went into mister bright side and they shot confetti. The entire crowd went nuts. This seems to me like England team of destiny.

Yeah. I love watching those videos in England when they just all throw all full beers at each other.

Yeah.

It's just the best time ever.

It's like the Cubs outfield in. Who was it that hit that home?

Montero love a good beer show against the Dodgers. That was one of the most electric moments ever. Yeah.

But I don't know. Spain. Spain's probably way too good for England, but it would be cool to see it come home for once.

Yeah. Yeah. They don't play tiki taka anymore.

They don't? Well, because they got that new guy.

Yeah, I heard they don't do that. This is probably some in depth soccer people didn't even know we had in our bag. They don't do the tiki taco, which tiki taka was. That was just like, if you just made an entire offense out of, like, screens.

It was Phil Jackson's dream offense. It was a triangle. Triangle is everywhere.

Yeah. And it just, like, bores you to death until they just. They keep passing it until they're standing right in front of goal. Yeah, that's. That's talking soccer. Okay. Other things. Us men's basketball team played against Canada last night. Bad first quarter, but then we kicked their ass. It was awesome hearing Bill raftery on.

The Alabama football with them, though.

Yeah.

But, like, that big. Oh, uh oh. Close game first quarter.

Yeah. Because the US should never lose in basketball. But there is, like, a weird thing that can happen with them where they're so talented and the guys aren't, like, moving on offense, and then you play another team that. It's a bunch of dudes that have been playing together since they were in elementary school and they know how to play ball together. I don't think that's going to happen, but that's what it looked like in the first quarter. And we had Dylan Brooks still trying to be an agitator even after a loss cut through. Devin Brooks or Devin Bookers interview just walked right in front of him when he was getting interviewed. But the big story about USA Basketball, Hank Jalen Brown.

What about him?

Not on the team. And he's upset.

He's very upset. He thinks it's a conspiracy by Nike to keep him out. He says Derek White is now on the team, allegedly cause Kawhi. Pretty shocking news. Kawhi got hurt and can't play. Well.

The Clippers brought him home. Yeah, I think the Clippers were like, we know you. You're gonna get hurt.

Yeah.

Please don't get hurt. You're not allowed to play.

It actually was perfect that Kawhi showed up and played in some practices, and then as soon as the playoffs started, he's like, I'm out, guys.

Yeah. So they brought. They brought Kawhi back. Everybody thought surely Jalen Brown, he was a snub the first time he did not get the gig. They're thinking it's because of Nike. Because Nike sponsors the us national team. And then Jalen Brown just tweeted out, I'm not afraid of you or your resources. And then he did. He did the. The monocle thinking emoji.

He did?

Yeah, yeah.

The monopoly guy.

Yeah, monopoly guy.

Or is it the Pringles guy?

Monopoly guy does not have a monocle. That's Mandela effect.

Yeah, Pringles guy.

Pringles guy.

He's got the mustache.

Does the Pringles guy have the monocle?

Who has a monitor?

Not only guy doesn't have a monocle.

With Pringles guy has a monocle. Monopoly guy, I think Monopoly guy definitely has. This guy's talking monocles real quick. Pringles. Dozen Pringles guys just has the mustache. And then Monopoly guy. What's the monopoly guy's name? It's something like Penny nobody guy doesn't have a moniker. Oh, he does. He does. In an alternate logo. He has a monocle.

Alternate.

Yeah. Well, like this one, but the classic. That's. That's a monocle.

Yeah, classic. Monopoly guy does not have.

So who's the most famous Monocle guy?

There's no monocle guy.

I'm gonna look this. Mister Peanut.

Oh, yeah.

Shane. Look at that. Shane from the raft. Yes. Mister Peanut is the number one monocle guy.

Maybe we should bring that back.

We should do Mount Rushmore. Monocle guys.

I think we just did.

Yeah, I think so, too. Monopoly guy. Pringles guy, Mister Peanut.

Sam Darnold. He couldn't play in that game.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So what do you think, Hank?

I mean, I think there's only one ball.

I think even know this was happening.

Totally. Oh, he totally know. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you're so chill. I didn't know.

We've been talking about it for two days.

Yeah.

We have not brought it up ones.

We.

I mean, we definitely talked about it at length yesterday, but that's fine. You rewriting history.

That sounded very unchill of you.

I'm not scared of your resources.

Hank just tweets that after every mount.

Rushmore, there's only one ball. So I think it makes sense to bring in someone that's, you know, a good defensive player is used to coming off the bench. He's going to, you know, contribute in ways where he doesn't need to be necessarily a superstar. And I do think there is probably some truth to the Nike thing where Kyrie is also, you know, if Jalen Brown. Kyrie's a snub, obviously, Derek White's a great player. I'm happy for him, and I think he's going to, you know, contribute to the team. But if we're talking on pure talent, Kyrie and Jalen Brown are better than Derek White. They're both very outspoken against Nike. Coincidence? Probably not. Yeah.

Finals MVP, Jalen.

Yeah.

Not getting. Not good enough to make the national.

Did you see? I had a nice moment. Micah Potter and Nigel Hayes Davis both got in the game. Wisconsin. Because it's. So they have the team select, which is like what Cooper flag is on.

He should have gotten the gig.

Yeah.

They should've brought him.

Well, they. They are playing. They're practicing, but because of Kawhi and KD being out, they let the two of them be on the team for the game against Canada. Pretty fucking cool moment.

Yeah.

To be like, this is. I got to play on Team USA. Yeah, that's like a. That's a. Michael Potter scored.

I. Yeah, there was a great moment, too. I think was before the game, or maybe it could have been a day or two ago where Obama went up to every player on the team, dapped them all up, then got to the coaches and did the very firm handshake. It was the key and Peele sketch to the point where I thought he was doing it on purpose.

Yes.

Like, the handshakes were so rigid and white at the end.

Yes. That.

It was. It was so funny to watch, though. But, yeah. Good job, USA. You beat Canada. I feel like Canada is. It's going to be almost as tough of a competition is. They'll run into, like, some of the eastern european teams. Probably pretty good, too.

France is gonna be good.

Will be a problem.

France would be a problem.

We might be suited for the international game.

Greece is gonna be a problem.

Greece is a problem.

Greece. Who else is a problem?

You got Giannis and the NASA.

Yeah. Who else? There's no other problems. Is there anyone?

Slovenia. Serbia.

Not in Slovenia. Didn't make it.

Okay. Wow.

Yeah.

Lithuania.

Luca lost to Giannis.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

Spain.

Spain. The Gasol brothers got to be still doing it. Yeah. For sure. That's for sure. Happening.

Cameroon.

Cameroon.

Oh, wait.

Oh, no.

Are you a birther? What's going on here? You don't think embiid should be on Team USA?

I just forgot.

You think he's ring chasing?

He is.

It is. Yeah.

Don't you want embiid on Team USA, though?

Cause, like, that fouled out in twelve minutes, so it's not like he's gonna help too much.

Yeah, it's only five fouls. But that's crazy that he filed out in five minutes. I didn't realize that. It's preseason.

Preseason Olympics.

It literally was preseason Olympics.

Yeah, but still. Yeah.

Everyone's freaking out about Embiid. Who cares about preseason? The game didn't count.

Well, I feel like you have to practice like you play.

Sounds like you're freaking out about Embiid, dude. I mean, I'm not saying we're chill over here. You're kind of coming out chill. Facts.

What happened was Hank just pointed out a fact.

Hank is bad.

Put it on a quote card.

Hank is back bad. Oh, baby.

Means bad as in good as in chill. It's a bad motherfucker.

Bad. Okay, couple other things. One, next week, EA Sports college football's out huge. Doug's is gonna come back. I'll release a schedule. Maybe Sunday, but Sunday, PFt, Hank and Max can get in on as well. We're gonna do a little preview stream first. Look, five central to seven Central, six to eight Eastern on our channels. So we'll be streaming from the office first. Look, you get to watch us play the game. I think we should use it. We should maybe play a couple scrimmages, but we also should, like, toy around and see what team I should pick.

I'm thinking also about, like, what are roles on the staff?

Yeah. So I want you guys to be, like, if you, anyone wants to be defensive coordinator and actually play the game with me. But also I would love to have a recruiting director so I can blame someone for not getting me the best recruits.

That feels like a good role for Hank.

Yeah.

Strength coach.

Strength coach.

Yes.

That would be awesome. Like, that coach would be great. Yeah. Okay. So we'll figure it out, but, yeah, tune in. We're gonna be doing a stream. It's gonna be a preview stream. Yeah. It's the most anticipated video game I think, release ever is gonna change how summers dealt with.

I'm excited to see what the different things you can do behind the scenes are.

Yeah, we're gonna make a burner account.

Yeah, we're gonna get, we're gonna get. We're basically, we'll play a couple games, but we're also gonna just kind of get deep into the game and figure out what's going on.

Can you choose not to suspend your running back for duis?

We'll try. Yeah, yeah, we'll give it a shot. But, yeah, tune in for that. Paul skeens through a no hitter through seven innings.

So he had what, how many pitches. 99 took him out before he got to 100.

I get it. But also, fuck that. So, like, dude, he's been in MLB for three months. Imagine if he threw no hitter. That would be so sick.

It seems like they just have Paul Skeen's rules where they're like, they had the Strasbourg rules back in the day where it's like, if he throws 100 pitches, that's bad. 99 pitches is good.

I don't know why. Okay, so I understand you don't want him to throw 140 pitches, but if you're at 99, put them out there for the 8th inning, see if he can get out of it in ten pitches, and then, then you go again, you know, like, what, what's the difference between 99 pitches and 110 pitches?

There's nothing. Yeah, there's nothing. Eleven. It's 1111 pitches. Yeah.

I was hoping that the Pirates were going to throw a combined no hitter, because that would kind of be like a weird thing where it's like, oh, yeah, you had a no hitter, the team had a no hitter.

I apologize for all Pittsburgh fans listening to this, but if I were not thinking about them, I would say that they're saving his arm for when he gets signed by the Yankees late.

Yes.

Yeah.

So you're saying that. That it wouldn't have been as though it would have.

I said it combined would have been as meaningful. No, it would have been as meaningful because you would have been like, I was part of a no hitter.

But you were. You just said that you were. You're upset that they took him out?

I am upset they took him out because I wanted to see him throw it by himself. But if I. But if they had. If they had thrown the whole no hitter, it would have been awesome, too. A no hitters. A no hitter, bro. You ever think, like, there's probably people I always just think about, like, the 100 people who. This is their first episode of pardon my take, and they're like, what was that?

It's a zero.

It just happened.

According to Max, it would have been a zero. Combined zero.

What was that 20 seconds exchange that just occurred? You don't. You can't explain it.

It's usually some, like, deep thing that we have to needle somewhere. Sometimes people don't even know what we're doing when we do it. Even if you do listen to the show, something maybe happened off camera. Yeah, off screen. And we're just like, spending valuable podcast time just making one of our producers lives miserable.

Yeah. Or just valuable podcast time fighting the same fight that we've been fighting for years, just rehashing it, because that's what guys do. Yeah, it is. It really is. The most chill guy thing to do is be like, let me bring up the thing that we fought about years ago and just keep. Pick it up. Like we've never dropped it.

Yeah.

I mean, Meems has been on a pip for two years.

That's true. Meames has been on a pip. He's. He. Can we tell the story about the David Wells interview or. No, Max forgot to record one of the cameras. And it was great because I was like, memes. I was like, memes. You're gonna be like, max is gonna be on a pita. The pips off you. And he's like, no way. This is going to be hard for me to get big social numbers. So I'm just going to get even deeper into the pip. It was like, everything just rolls down.

To me, kind of.

Max fucked up. It's going to be on me. Yeah, yeah, it was. It turned out great. That was a great interview. Yeah.

David Wallace, legendary. He's a. He's a football guy who played baseball.

Yeah, yeah. Great, great interview. And then I also had. I found the dumbest hypothetical ever. Do you guys want to hear it? This was going around the Internet yesterday. Office debate, says Ryan Cohn, 24. Office debate today. Would you rather get handed 30k right now or play a week in the big leagues? No pay. Thirty K. Thirty K all day. Like, would I rather you.

What position?

Right, you. Whatever position you would just get. Like, if it was. If the hypothetical was you got to be good at baseball and play for a week. But if you put me on a. On an MLB team for a week, I think it'd be the most miserable week of your life.

No, that's. No confidence, dude. You gotta bet on yourself. I would bet on myself personally.

You would, like, say they put you out an outfield. You. What if they put you at third base?

Yeah, you never know. You never know. What if I'm really sick?

Every single play just being a disaster for you?

Yeah, you gotta bet on yourself. You can parlay that into hundreds of millions of dollars, man.

Dh. You just have to be DH.

No, I think you have to play the field now for this hypothetical. I mean, it'd be cool to hang out with the guys, but the guys would hate you after one game.

Probably less.

You suck.

Yeah, probably less than that. Probably. First practice we have, probably warm ups. Yeah. What's my era, though? If we took. If we extrapolated what that was against University of Chicago.

Oh. I don't know.

I think my era is what I let in. Two runs.

Yeah. Okay.

So I have a nine. I have a nine. Two innings. So I have a 9.0 era.

Yeah.

That's better than a lot of big league players.

There might be an unearneden run there, too.

Yeah, that's true. Good point.

Yeah.

Oh, no, it was a bulk, which is probably my fault as a picture.

Yeah. Well, Jerry calling.

Yeah. But, I mean, who knows? Just like, I. I've got that irrational confidence sometimes where it's like, you never know until you step into a situation. Maybe you're just sick at it. Yeah, we found that out with wakeboarding.

That's good point. Yeah. Wakeboarding video. When is week boarding video coming out?

I think it's out.

It's out now.

Out. It is already out.

It's already out now.

Hank was so chilling. It. It was unreal how chill.

We're not wakeboarders. We're not wakeboard.

I think we all knew it going into it, too. We were like, none. None of us will be good at this.

Had. No. I said, I think maybe it's not in the video, but I definitely said at 1.0% chance, one person is good.

And it's the last person that any. Anyone person is going to expect.

But it was very chill vibes.

It was Hank.

Hank has definitely got the wakeboarding bug. He's like. He's talking about it. He's thinking about it. It might be a Mount Rushmore punishment. You have to get up on a wakeboard for five minutes.

It'll never happen. It'll never happen.

Hey, do you think you get up for five minutes?

Yes. I mean, we talk about irrational confidence. Betting on yourself. Yes. I thought I broke my wrist too. Turns out if you hold on too tight when you're wakeboarding, you can seriously damage your wrist.

Yeah.

I couldn't open a door. I was trying to open, like, coors light can, and I had to ask people for help.

It was tough. It was very sad.

I felt like an 80 year old man.

Can I say something? That was very sad. It was probably the most I've worked my core out in a long time. And last night, I googled, which side is your appendix on? Because I thought my appendix was about to burst. Turns out my pain is on my left side. My appendix is on my right side.

That's good.

And it's all just cause of weight. Yes. But I was like, there's no way that I'm this sore two days after. I must have an appendix about to burst.

Well, the trick is, Hank, you're supposed to keep your arms straight when it pulls you off.

You do have to keep your arms straight.

Bend your arms, and use too much of your forearm muscle, and then you can't open up a water bottle.

Gotta keep those arms straight.

It's good to know.

Straight as could be. Okay. Anything else before we do our Mount Rushmore? We'll get to fyre fest. Anything else in the sports world?

I saw that the all star game is gonna have robot bartenders.

What?

Yeah, robot bartenders. At the all star game, if you're a fan, you want a drink, you go up and a robot pours your drink for you. Not only does the Fox robot.

Are they still gonna ask me this?

I would love Cletus. Probably gonna. Yeah, it's gonna spin around an iPad afterwards and ask you for a tip. I heard that they're also gonna, like, wave you over and make small talk with you.

Whoa.

Which is fucking creepy.

I'm very nervous that Christian Yelche is gonna be in the home run derby.

No, we're good.

Starting to hit a lot of home runs.

We're fine. We're fine with that.

This could be the end of the podcast.

He's a choke artist.

That'd be actually funny if he won. And we ended the podcast and our last episode was just, like, eight straight interviews that we did this week. Just dumped them all. Here you go.

Yeah, we're ready, Christian. Yeah, that's what you don't know. We've got. We've got an apocalypse bunker of interviews that we're ready to unleash, ready to go.

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How have we never done this?

I don't know. It's gonna be contentious, though.

It is gonna be contentious.

Gonna be contentious.

Well, it's gonna be contentious because I feel like everyone's gonna have a stacked board.

Oh.

So we're gonna have to go at each other's pixel.

It's alltime draft.

Should we just say right now like hot dog?

Now like we're doing that?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I'm. Okay.

I can think of, like, being contentious.

I think if you say hot dog, you deserve what's coming.

Yeah.

Okay. That's a good point.

Okay. Free market.

That's a good point.

We also need to figure out what the punishment is because we realize the calling thing is, well, great idea is not going to work because you're basically illegally taping people. So let's figure out what the punishment is right now before we get too deep into Mount Rushmore season. Or at least throw out some ideas. No. Or we at least throw out some ideas that we can marinate on and maybe we'll finalize it next week.

I like.

But we don't want to get so far deep into Mount Rushmore that if someone's way behind, they're like, I'm not doing that.

I like the idea of sending somebody on a road trip that they don't want to go on.

Okay.

Like making them travel in the most inconvenient way possible to the worst destination for no reason.

Okay. Run a marathon.

Fuck no. That's not doing that. You completely twisted my words on that.

Yeah, I'm just thinking of ideas.

Yeah.

Walk a marathon. What else we got?

Send him to the arctic Circle.

What if I was also thinking, like, what if we all came up with personal punishments? That would be good for streams. That would take a long time, but also not be, like, the worst thing ever. So you could, like, we could all come up with our own punishments, and.

We could modify the other person's pun. I'll put them together, and then we'll have a group discussion about all. And then we can tweak the punishments and make them all relatively equal.

Right.

This should be a homework assignment or next week. Next week.

Yeah.

Because I was doing Monday.

Thinking about it, like, I would, like, if I did, like something, some ridiculous, like, basketball shooting thing that would take me hours and hours and hours. Like, BFD. You probably don't want to do that, so we should figure out something, like, specific to each of us.

Nah, I think it's gonna be universal.

Okay. All right. This is. Hey, this is no bad idea.

I actually don't mind big cat's ideas.

But then we're back. But then we're back to the situation where you get upset because of the hot dogs because big cat and I are larger than you.

Yeah, right. Exactly. You come. You're the key complainer of anything. You're always like, oh, you want to do that?

Well, yeah, you. I mean, you want to eat hot dogs?

I don't want to eat so many hot dogs. I feel sick.

I think we should think about it.

You're so dumb. You could have just been, like, hole in one stream for yourself.

Yeah, we should think for the viewers.

Okay, well, you're being really unchilled.

I think Hank just. Hank doesn't want to do homework.

Yeah. And.

Which is actually, to be fair, kind of chill.

Look at your hat right now. Oh, shit, buddy. There we go. Now you're chill. All right, let's go Mount Rushmore of sandwiches. Who's up first? Matt?

I'm up first.

The standings, by the way, are. They are. Max is on fire.

He's been hot.

He's got 15 points.

Your defense is terrifying.

I have 14 points. PFT has eleven. Hank has ten. Still very close. Anyone's game. So that's why we got to figure out the punishment.

Yep. What if we, what if we did that idea where we come up with different ideas, but each person gets somebody else to think of the punishment for?

Oh, draw out of hat ideas. No.

So, like, I would come up with punishment for Hank. Oh, Hank would come up with one for Max. Max.

You.

You, me. Something like that.

Yeah. Hank gold. Two days without complaining.

Challenge impossible.

Did you do it?

I think I can.

I also kind of like the idea if we did. If we came up with, like, five or six and we did a buy hat.

I like that idea.

Yeah. We don't know what's gonna happen. You can't prepare for it.

Yeah.

We all submit an idea and it's like. Cause I do think no matter what it is, the punishment should be something that we can easily stream so the people can get involved. Yep. That's what it has to be.

We should all have one approved idea.

Yeah.

And it gets drawn at the end of this Mount Rushmore.

Everyone come with two good ideas for Monday's show, and then we'll whittle it down to the. The best four ideas, and then those go into a hat. And when we get to the end of Mount Rushmore season, the loser draws out of a hat.

Love it.

I love it.

Okay.

Okay. All right, great. All right, who's up?

I'm up. Cheesesteak. One.

One good pick.

You can.

It's a good pick.

Start. We good pick.

I sandwich. So good that we've made a brand off of this sandwich.

I love cheesesteaks. I was saying. Mmm. Because I want one. Oh.

Good pick.

What do you. What you thought I was gonna.

I don't know. I don't know. I was just. I was just.

It sounds like you got PFD.

Yeah, I am. If I'm in Philly, I'm getting a cooper sharp with onions. Cooper sharp.

Whit. Cooper sharp.

Whit.

Yes.

With wit.

Pardon my cheesesteak.

All right.

Shout out part of my cheesesteak.

Okay. My one, one. I'm gonna go with an Italian.

Mmm.

So by that, I mean it's gotta have, like, three different kinds of meats on it. Usually, like sopressata, gaba ghoul, pepperoni, prosciutt. Maybe pepperoni on there. You get the hot peppers, the oil, the Italian shake, provolone. Some people put mozzarella. I like provolone. A little bit melted. Toasted bun, spicy mustard.

Love it.

Heavenly sandwich.

Love it. Am I up?

Yes, you are up.

Chicken parm.

Good pick.

Done.

I knew you were gonna go there.

Cheesesteak is my one. One chicken. Probably my one.

I had to go cheesesteak. But if I didn't go cheesesteak, I was gonna go chicken parm.

Chicken parmesan.

And Italian was. Probably was up there. Yeah. Yeah.

This is a loaded drive.

There's so many. There's so many good options.

There's gonna be some expats.

Yeah. Yeah.

Take a hot dog.

I'm gonna go with a Cubano.

Okay.

Oh, okay.

Interesting.

No, I do like that sandwich. I didn't have it on my board, but I really do like that sandwich.

I didn't. I didn't think. I didn't think Hank had that in them, though.

Yeah, I had it on my big board as, like, a break glass in case of emergency.

Mind. My board is shattered.

Wait, did you only have chicken parm cheesesteak in Italian?

I got some other ones, but that was a majority. And then we'll go with BLT.

Okay.

Okay.

Classic.

Okay.

Never fails.

Okay.

Some of these sandwiches, you can get bad versions of them. It's almost impossible to get a bad version of a BLT.

Yep. I'm happy because I got my second pick. Bacon. Bacon, egg, and cheese. Yup. Yeah. Good.

Pick one.

Really good one.

It's just the classic. What. What was that face?

Yeah, what did you say?

What was the second word you said?

Yeah. Yeah.

That's a breakfast sandwich.

Wait, were you trying to make the case that it wasn't a sandwich?

It's 100%.

I haven't said a word.

But you. You gave us. All right, restart the clock. Hank not complaining.

I didn't.

The gaslighting of America. Hank takes advantage. If you're a podcast only listener, Hank takes advantage of you so much because you don't see his face. True.

There's actually probably someone just. Who's never watched us. You give Hank, and they're like. They're so mean to Hank. It's like you didn't see his face.

Yeah, I said bacon, egg. Yeah.

You did a face thinking you did.

A face when I did bacon, egg, and cheese. Okay.

I think that's a good pick.

Thank you.

Yeah.

I mean, you guys both definitely had it on your list.

Yes, I actually. I had that on there, but I also had with the hash brown on it. I like it when you add the high brow.

For sure.

That gives a little crisp to it. Yeah.

All right.

This is great, because I got. I got my number two overall pick.

Wow. Here I thought Cubano was your number two overall.

I did have Cuban on my list, which is.

It is a good sandwich. Cubano is a really good sandwich.

It's not one. It's not first round.

Hey, comedy Cubanos.

Have you had so many, chef?

Are you just in a Cubano phase right now, though? Because that's the other thing about you. You're a phase eater.

Huge phase eater.

Yeah. When you. I. I realized this. I don't know, probably, like, five or six years ago. I can't remember what it might have been. Meatball.

No, it was steak and cheese.

It was steak and cheese. You had steak and cheese every single day for, like, three weeks. And then I didn't see you with the steak and cheese for the rest of the year, and I was like, what happened? You're like, I like to eat in phases, and I just go as hard as I can, and then I stop.

I'm the same exact way with music. I find a song I like, I listen to it every day over and.

Over again, and then I just actually. People are like that with food too.

Yeah, no, I do it a little bit, but Hank does it to an extreme where he, like, won't look at it for the rest of the year.

The movie. I watched the movie. It's called Chef. Right? Yeah, I watched that movie and was in a cubano phase.

That makes sense.

A long time.

So are you in a cubano phase right now?

No.

Okay.

But I'm open if there's good cubanos in Chicago. I haven't really tried.

Yeah.

Okay. I'm psyched about this one. Number two, peanut butter and jelly.

Oh.

Yeah.

And I'd like to stipulate that contains uncrustables as well.

Hmm. Well, no, no, you can't put that on the ground.

That's not sandwich.

Okay.

It's peanut butter sandwich. You need two bread, piece of bread.

Peanut butter jelly is so good.

Yeah, it's so.

Yeah, put that on.

Yeah.

You should have an crustal as your pick.

A great part of being a parent is getting back into peanut butter and jellies, because you don't make peanut butter jellies as, like, an adult.

Yeah.

And now I make them all the time, and I'm just little tote. Toasted bread. Yeah.

And there's. There's leftovers from your kids. Just grab those, pop them.

We can keep this going. I'm gonna go. Grilled cheese. Yeah, same sort of.

I had those weighed pretty much. Yeah, they're nostalgic sandwiches that are really good.

Every time you have. Especially chef like, you. You brought it up.

You get really different types of cheese.

And there's different options. You can add a slice of tomato in there, maybe a slice like that.

Was that all melt shop in New York? That was a big phase of mine.

Yep.

And then I'm didn't think that this one would fall. Turkey club.

Okay, now I will say a turkey club. Has the potential on the low end to be very dry.

Mm hmm.

Mayo.

I'm saying on the low end, it can be very dry.

I love a turkey club.

Yeah.

Like a turkey. I like it.

I was gonna say I like more than a BLT.

That's fine.

Turkey club implies that it's got bacon on it.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

That's. Yeah.

You take a BLT with turkey club.

Yeah. Turkey club sandwich. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, my turn.

Yeah.

I love this ice cream. Ice cream sandwich, dessert sandwich.

Nice.

We're mixing it up a little bit.

Okay, nice.

Love it. Ice cream. Said I was in a big ice cream sandwich phase for about, I'd say, five years when I was in New York.

Yup. Good pick. All right, I'll go. Italian beef. Love italian beef.

Yep.

What is that not a sandwich? No, I was.

I was.

If I could say anything.

Holy shit. I was just making. I thought I took me a second to process that was different than italian. Like, when I heard.

That's fair.

That's fair.

Hey, that's fair. Hey, that's fair. We're not but spicy, Jordan. Yeah. Yeah.

We're nothing but fair on this.

We are fair. Yeah. We are fairest, guys.

We are fair.

I'm gonna go with chicken club. Much better than a turkey club. Much better than chicken club.

I love it.

Okay.

I love it.

I mean, I lost this draft, but, uh.

No, you didn't. Hot dog.

Take a hot dog.

Let's go.

Reuben.

Okay.

I had Reuben on the list. I had Reuben on the list. I had Reuben on the list.

We got a meat on a Ruben.

Hank, what happened in this draft?

I think I have a good board. No, I don't.

What kind of meat you have in.

Wait, you have Cubano BLT. A chicken BLT.

Chicken club.

Chicken.

Yeah. I wish I could change that.

Where would you say this draft went wrong, Hank?

What?

Where would you say this draft went wrong for you?

Going last and getting my top five picks all taken.

But how did you. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Cheesesteak, Italian, and chicken parm were always gonna go one, two, three.

I was confused. There was a second where I, like, there. Like, I didn't know how this was gonna go. I thought people would think cheesesteak was a sub, so they were gonna take us and chicken parm to, like, a sub is better as a non sandwich. Like, chicken parm is infinitely better as just chicken parm. Chicken parm sandwich. Like, how often do you order chicken? I didn't think it was gonna. I thought it was gonna get to me, you thought.

You thought chicken parm and cheesesteak were, like, underrated, low key sandwiches?

No, I just thought you guys might have thought them as subs so you won't take them.

You were talking trash, and then you were saying how upset you were that they didn't get.

You guys were gonna have more. Why would we ever say deli sandwiches?

I thought he had some hidden gems with cheesesteak.

Why would we ever think that? I don't know. When we did say, I literally wrote down when we were like, we're doing sandwiches. I just started doing a brain dump, and it was Italian. Chicken parm, cheesesteak, and grilled cheese. Those are the first four I wrote down and then went from there. So I have my last. I love you, Hank.

Others do.

You're chill right now. Yeah.

Thank you.

You are chill.

You're not a food. I mean, we've gone over this like.

You'Re not a foodie.

You've probably had a hundred times more sandwiches.

Every time we do one of these, we're just gonna have to keep doing.

We're gonna keep doing food roster.

Every time you order a sandwich, you order two.

I only order one. You're ten years older.

100.

Do the math. That's a lot of sandwiches.

100 times more.

Times more, though. He's. How much older?

Ten years older. 365 times two.

So, Hank.

Wait. You think he eats two more sandwiches? Two sandwiches a day?

Hey, Hank, hold on. So how many sandwiches do you think you. How old are you?

31.

How many sandwiches you think you eat a year? 100 and 5200.

Let's say 200.

200. All right, so. And then we'll. All right, so let's say 200. You think I've eaten 560,000 sandwiches? Half a million sandwiches. Which would mean. Which would mean I. I'll go. Same math that. I eat 15,555 sandwiches a year.

All right, so it's probably closer to.

642 sandwiches a day.

Ten times. We want ten times.

All right, I'll go. That's my pick. Buffalo chicken sub.

Yep.

Okay.

That was.

I love it.

That was a good one.

Best. Those are, honestly, every time. What?

Nothing.

I can't even exist.

What? Yeah.

What's the problem? What's the problem with buffalo chicken stuff? No, it wasn't.

No.

Buffalo chicken stub is great. I prefer the barber. Barbecuffalo.

Barbara. Coffee. Well, I knew you were gonna pick buffalo chicken sub because you can't take anything spicy, right? Yeah, I was.

I've gotten better at that, though. I'm a hungover spicy guy.

Now, since we were really.

Yeah, it does something to me.

Yeah, you sweat it out a little bit.

Yeah.

Nice.

We were talking about doing two sandwiches. My favorite combo is doing a cheesesteak and a buffalo chicken. Cause it's like a little something different. See?

No, I don't do that. If I'm doing two, I'll go a hot and a cold.

Oh, yeah. Like an italian buffalo chicken. Yeah. I don't hate that.

That's a good order.

Yep.

All right. I'm conflicted on my last one here. Cause I've got a personal favorite that I feel like it might be one of the best sandwiches in the world.

Go with it.

So I'm gonna go with it. Banh mi, the vietnamese sandwich. It's so. Fuck. I think it's rated as, like, the best sandwich in the world. I read that places by foodies, people that like food, but. Yeah, it's like.

No, it's a good sandwich.

It's pork, it's cilantro. It's got marinated carrots. It's got some sort of sauce on. Whatever it is. It's awesome. Yeah, it's neat. I would say it's worthy of a first round grade. So this is my. This is my. You're calling yourself delivers a stone.

Yeah. If we know anything, though. Aw. Els probably aren't gonna.

Well, I've never heard of it.

They were. They were upset that I picked duck.

Yeah, that's true.

Very upset.

If Hank has never heard of it, it's probably good.

Yeah. Bulgagi as well.

Bulgag is excellent.

I know Max isn't gonna pick that.

No, I'm not. I have. I was really hoping you were gonna pick one of my two. I have two in my head that I. They could be two of my favorite. They could have been my first pick. But I have to meet memes.

You decide which one you should know.

No, I'm gonna go meatball. I'm gonna go meatball.

What was the other one I should have picked?

The French Reuben. The french dip. Oh, french dip is so good, though. Meatball is.

I should've done meatball. Ruben, I don't know why I didn't.

You.

Max was going to take meatball draft in a row. Taking meatballs, I think.

No.

Yeah.

And I've gotten great value both times.

Yeah. All right. With a lot. A lot of lot on the board. Yeah.

For me.

Yeah. Nashville. Hot chicken would have been bad in the bond me at the.

I thought about a po boy.

That's a shame.

So tuna salad.

Tuna melt. I love it, personally, but that won't look good on a grass.

I like chicken salad. Very good.

I don't like a chicken salad sandwich, though. I'm okay with.

I love it with some chips in Ithoodae.

Yeah.

Crunch. I do love peanut butter and jelly. I also love peanut butter and fluff and peanut butter and banana sausage.

Egg and cheese also would be kind of a cop out move. It's like doing, like, chicken club when someone said turkey club, but that's fine.

What about a hamburger?

I mean, I did fucking.

I did.

I did sucks. Like, it's.

I didn't do that to you, Hank.

You'Re not chill right now.

Um. What?

Okay, so Max says mixed comment, but then I make comment.

I got your back.

Got it.

You're right.

Yeah, you're right.

No, I was just saying I was thinking about doing sausage, egg, and cheese, but it was a little close to a bacon. Egg, and cheese.

Yeah.

You didn't do it.

Yeah.

Beef on weck would've been good too.

Yep. Beef on Weck, similar to a french dip.

It's a buffalo thing.

You've been to buffalo with us?

Yeah.

Never got. It's like a popcorn.

When we go to buffalo, we only get. We go to wingnuts for lunch and dinner every day.

Pulled pork.

Pulled pork. Very good.

A Philly roast pork sandwich is, like, one of the best sandwiches that you can.

Yes, it is.

With good broccoli rabe on there.

No, not Delisandro's. Why am I blanking on Steve's? No. What the fuck?

Why am I blank? Arby's on.

Throws pork.

I think Del Saunders, where we got it from. Good.

Well, Dallas Andrews is like. Is a big cheesesteak spot, but, yeah.

It was very good. Sausage and peppers. That's kind of a. No, that's kind of hot dogs. Hot dog. I do. That is a good sausage.

Peppers. Is it? I think it's a little different. It's on a. Yeah, I. Because the peppers make it more. Yeah.

I don't know. I had it on there, but it's too cold. Hot dog, hamburger. I was thinking about it.

Same thing as a hot dog. You can't do it.

Yeah, just sandwich.

Tip of the cap.

I also felt like, how different are subs and sandwiches are the same thing.

Yeah.

Are you still on this?

I mean, I call it a hoagie, but I'm not gonna be.

But it's crazy you're still on this.

Because hot dog is the same thing.

But again, you would have picked all the subs.

I know.

So you're. You agree with us.

Yeah.

That our picks were correct, but now that you didn't get them, you're like, I'm just.

I'm an acquiring.

Also, a Cubano is on, like, a subtype role. Yeah, you're one.

One, yeah. Once. Once the floodgates open, then I jumped in.

Cubano.

You would have picked that. If we had done this draft again and we're, like, pink, you get the first three picks, you would have gone, italian chicken parm, cheese.

No, I got my one two Cubano.

Draft going in the first. I love a cuban draft.

That's a good pick. It's a good sandwich, no?

Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, I've seen, chef. It's a great movie.

Panini.

Yeah, panini sandwich is good.

Yeah, you gotta say, I like a chicken pesto panini.

I was gonna say I like a turkey. Sun dried tomato Provo.

That's a good one as well. Yeah, that's a good one.

I love how animated Max gets about these food drafts.

Food drafts are great. We should keep them coming.

What about the.

What's the sandwich with no meat loaded ball era?

They're serving up meatballs.

Not for Hank. He couldn't.

What's the. What is it? Is it. I don't even know what the name of it is when it's just fresh mozzarella and tomato. Okay, yeah, that's. Yeah, listen, I. That's the meat on every single meal, but that's the one time I'm like, that's fine.

It's the italian grilled cheese.

Yeah, you get the balsamic, except for.

It'S not grilled, but it's good. It's fresh.

Tastes fresh. Yes. Fresh.

Fresh. Yeah. Ham and cheese. Not bad.

Yeah.

Okay, ham and cheese.

Ham and cheese is one of those ones that, like, once a year, I'd be like, man, I really want a ham and cheese. Kind of like bologna.

I thought you're gonna say cocaine.

Well, mortadella change. Mortadella has changed the game. With bologna, you can get a mortadella sandwich, and that's the same thing as bologna. But you.

It's. Every now and then, I want a bologna sandwich.

Butter and fluff, I said.

Yeah, I said that. Peanut butter and fluff and peanut butter and banana.

Bananas good. Yeah.

Butter, bananas elite.

Mayo.

Just mayo sandwich. Just mayo.

So you have BLT, mayo. BLT is a great pick. There's more than us you can build around. BLT.

I did.

Yeah.

Well, what was it again?

Cubano BLT.

Chicken club, Reuben.

That's a great draft.

What's the last time you had a Reuben?

Well, never.

Yeah.

I kept asking what meat is on a Reuben, and he never answered.

Beef, kind of.

Right?

No, no.

Corn beef. Right.

Pastrami is. Pastrami's another sandwich once or twice.

Pastrami?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Pastrami, melted swiss cheese, pickles, mustard.

Are there any we're forgetting?

Just feel like there's lots. Probably. Tuna melt was one that I actually thought would have gone in this draft.

Yeah, I love a tuna melt, but there's so many people that hate tuna melt.

Yeah, I feel like tuna just gets a bad rap because. Yeah. Smell, and people complain about it because if you break out tuna. Yeah, it does. Like, you should only eat tuna at home, but eating tuna home is great.

Yeah.

Like, I. Tuna is a great sandwich.

Shane gets a tuna sandwich once a week.

Yeah, that. He's. He should be prison. Yeah, yeah, you can't do that at work. Eat it at home.

He also. There's one place that he's found that doesn't put. It's only tuna and mayo. They don't put celery in it. Oh, and I. He refuses to eat anything with any tuna that has, like, anything but tuna and mayo.

Oh, no, you got to go celery.

Celery, onions, carrots. Yeah, like, he gets disgusted when he orders tuna, and it comes with anything but tuna.

Oh, another one that's, like, every now and then, like, every three months. Egg salad sandwich. Weird craving for it.

I don't like the egg salad.

I love an egg salad sandwich. I thought of it.

Every sandwich.

God damn it. We are. We literally are saying every sandwich.

What about pimento cheese?

Never had.

No, I think pimento cheese is overrated.

Never had one.

That's my take.

I like a roast beef just, like, a cold, like a.

There's better cheese.

The problem with pimento cheese is there's absolutely no crunch or, like, hard factor in there. It's just soft, soft ass sandwich.

Right. Any other sandwiches we love, Max?

I don't know.

A regular turkey.

Yeah, well, I was going between that, but a turkey club just adds the bacon.

Yeah, no, it's true. A regular roast beef. Good sandwich.

I don't think anyone took just fried chicken sandwich, right?

Mmm. Yeah, that's a big mess.

Yeah, that's actually a huge, big taco. Yeah, a taco sandwich.

Taco sandwich, tortoise, chalupa, never had a. Subs are different.

Wraps are not sandwiches.

I just wanted on the record, you were gonna take all the subs, but because you didn't get one, you're mad.

No, I'm just trying to figure out what bread counts as a sandwich and what bread doesn't. Like a wrap. Like, a taco is not a sandwich, but a sub is.

Correct.

Okay.

I feel like we've been pretty consistent on that.

And again, you would have picked all the subs.

I wasn't. I wasn't.

Would you have picked all the subs?

Yeah, my list was.

Yeah.

Chicken parm, steak and cheese, italian.

Yeah.

What about a euro? Does that count as a sandwich?

No.

Wrap.

Just like a normal chicken cutlet. Like.

Yeah, that's.

That's probably one that great people. I guess it's. I guess chicken club.

Chicken club.

Lunchables are pretty good, too.

Lunchables are good.

It's just fine. I just find it funny that, like, you guys rattle off a thousand sandwiches, but the only one that I brought up, Max, was like, oh, chicken club.

Well, he took that. You. You said, why you did that?

No, you made me think. Like, you said turkey club. I was like, actually, chicken club's better, so I picked it.

But it's because PFT said during the.

Sex thing, that's why you said residual.

You'Re holding on to this.

Well, no, that's like. Yeah, it's like there's no, you know, there's. There's clearly no, it's not a gentleman's Rushmore anymore.

Well, I lost.

Has it ever been a gentleman's Rushmore?

Back in my day, at least, I used to think, hank, what are you.

I lost that, or you guys started.

Loading the teams together.

Honestly, if I could go back and do one thing to change the course of part of my take, my answer would be to never do the pizza topping draft. From that moment on, Hank has been the biggest baby about Rush sports. Yeah.

You guys ruin the integrity of the.

Sport moment in our history. We were trying to help you guys.

Ruin the integrity of this.

Double anchovies, double olives.

Yeah.

Hank also just said you stack the teams. Your teammate last year is in first place right now.

Oh, that's interesting.

Long season, buddy.

Yeah, but, like, you can't just be like, you stack the team.

Like, that had nothing to do with the person. It was the two hosts, you idiot.

They're still hosts.

Yeah, but now they're on the same team. It's different. That's the whole point. You just proved my point.

Okay, Hank, I think the comments are gonna say you're being a baby.

I don't give a.

Someone did say that we're getting along. Like, they listen to Wednesday show. They're like, you guys are getting along too well. Like, fix this. Start shitting Wednesday. Yeah. Maybe it was Max's. Like, they don't like that. Max is. We're getting along with Max.

It is what it is. I'm used to it.

Yeah.

I mean, you take the bullets for us. Yeah. Yeah.

Happy to do it.

That's what you're here for.

I don't think you're happy to do it.

You also have had the best run ever. You had to know that people were going to find. Yeah.

I mean, look at this background. Look where we are.

We're gonna golf when? No. All right, good. Mount Rushmore, boys. Great.

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Yeah. Take it away, buddy. You were just telling me about it.

There's.

I think. What do we have? Three?

Yeah.

Yeah, we had three. We kind of three really good ones.

I'll do the first one, you do.

The second one.

Okay.

The third one, you make us laugh.

Okay.

Yeah, you're funny.

Yeah.

It's kind of the same as number one.

Makes us feel better, you guys.

Yeah.

Funny, but you're also ugly.

Shit.

Yeah, I think. I think that's valid. That's valid criticism.

Yeah.

Blake, I saw you were just on our good friend Stavi's podcast. That was very funny. He asked you what you were going to plug. Like, were you there to plug anything? And you said, just think about me from time to time.

Yeah.

Don't forget Blake Griffin. I'm on board with that message. In fact, I'll go one further. We're going to plug Blake's top. Was it like, top 48 dunks compilation on YouTube?

Oh, cool.

Go watch that. Go watch that YouTube clip of Blake.

What about you, Josh? You want to plug anything? What about all your work in the.

I will also plug his top 48.

We could talk about your work in the community.

We could.

Yeah. Did you ever see that clip, the bills? When we were at the bills training camp last year, they came up to us, the bills pr. They're like, hey, can we do a quick interview with you guys? And we're like, yeah, sure. And they were like, can you guys talk about Josh's work in the community? And we're just like, yeah, dude. Like, he's. All. The work he does in the community is incredible. Like, we don't know what you do. I'm like, dude, no one does more.

For the community, I'm assuming.

I would actually also like to plug his work in the community.

I would assume that it's good work in the community. So we're like, yeah, we appreciate it, but I don't know if you're out there, like, bulldozing school.

Very good work.

Yeah.

He's like, josh Allen flipped me off.

Josh Allen burned down a library yesterday.

All right, so we're here for the American Century championship out in Lake Tahoe. The tournament you can watch on NBC. It's going to be awesome. How are we feeling about our golf game? I'll start with you, Josh.

Feeling okay? Every year I've come to this, I think this is my fourth or fifth year.

Okay.

And I've gotten better every single year. Every single year.

Yeah.

So just gotta keep going.

What's the highest you finished?

I think I was, like, mid forties last year.

What was the lowest?

Oh, probably like 90 something.

Okay.

Yeah.

So just. We're looking to improve this year.

Thirties looking to improve. You give me in the thirties.

Yep.

That's a good. Good, because that means I'm probably shooting anywhere from 75 to 80, all three.

I heard that you were actually getting too good at golf. Keon Coleman said that you're so good at golf that you won't golf with him.

It's key on.

Yeah, he's got earnest stripes.

Yeah, he's got to earn his stripes.

You know, rookie.

That's key on, man.

You remember Keon.

I tell you what. If I had a nickel every time Keon didn't want to play golf.

He's a clip machine, though.

It is a clip machine.

I'll tell you what.

We went to top golf, and the dude can actually swing. He swings it hard, and it goes a long way, but you don't know where it's going. Yeah, but he's actually got a decent swing first, saying he can't play.

Yeah. Keon is. You should know Keon Blake, because he's a perfect guy for the NBA to NFL, NFL to NBA thing.

Oh, yeah.

He averaged, like, one point a game at Michigan State, and then he was an incredible wide receiver at Florida State.

By the way, guys who average one, two, three are getting drafted.

Yeah, that's true.

Why is that funny? No, it's off potential.

It is.

Why is that funny?

That's not funny. That's not funny. That's true, though. They do get trapped. All right. So, Blake, how's your golf game?

I'm more of a key on type of I, you know, you never know where it's going. Range felt good today, but you looked good. Thanks, man. Thanks. Yeah, I need that. I need every bit of confidence. This is my first time, so we'll see.

Yeah, but you've been playing. I mean, you're retired, so you've been playing golf nonstop.

I have been playing a lot more.

What's your handicap?

It's a young twelve. Oh, twelve. Did you say 1213?

But you never know.

It's 15.

You just might step out there and be sick.

15?

Yeah. Yeah. You could just be awesome that.

I mean, listen, I'm just hoping to eliminate double bogeys. You know bogeys don't kill you, right? Is that what it is?

Bogeys are fine. Bogeys are zero. Doubles are minus two, and then you.

Pick it up after.

Double bar is three for hitting someone in the crowd.

I'm starting negative three.

You get points for hitting people.

Oh, sweet. Yeah.

There's no rules against cheating.

Yeah, well, I think they're actually. I think all the rules are against.

And golf is, like, the one sport you're really not supposed to. Every.

Every single rule, actually, is against cheating.

Right? Because probably true. It takes away guys like me who shot a 72 at Shinnecock. It's like, by the way, people don't talk about that. Yeah. It was a hell of a day.

I was so impressive.

I was feeling it. I was feeling it.

Which one of you guys could play the other guy's sport better?

He could play football better.

Did you play basketball growing up?

A little bit, yeah.

That means no.

Through my. Through high school.

Okay.

Yeah.

So you obviously, you can dunk easily. Blake camp. Not.

Not like. Not like him. Well, I'm a rim grazer is what they say. I can do a two. Like, a two hand every once in a while.

Have you guys heard about. Hank is trying to dunk.

I have. How's that going?

Summer's gone away from me.

Another mic.

What do you think's holding your back over here?

He's.

I think maybe genetics.

Yeah, I was gonna say DNA mostly, probably.

Are you doing those, like, you remember those old basketball shoes at the bottom.

Age?

Yeah.

Yeah. Booze. Yeah.

Okay, Summer.

Summer.

But I'm just gonna walk in.

September is actually vertical.

We're, like, here. We just got to get to, like, here.

So your grazer.

Oh, okay.

I can touch the rim. I can almost grab.

What can you. Palm ball.

Yeah. No, wait, this is not. Duncan, you're not palm in the ball. Yeah.

You gotta get palm the ball.

Yeah.

You know, walm City.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

My bad, dude.

There's a few dunks of his on the top 48 that technically he never touched the rim.

There was one, I think it was against the six.

They don't always have to touch the rim. No.

Remember that?

Against the six? It was like two plays in a row where Chris Paul just threw it up to you.

The back to back windmills.

Back to back windmills. That must have felt sick. You probably felt like God.

Yeah, it's fun just floating. Honestly, I can't. Feels pretty cool.

Yeah, it's gotta be awesome.

Can't do it anymore, though. More of a. More of a ground walker now. Just kind of keep it on the ground.

Blake, I saw you were signing autographs, and, you know, you signed every single autograph except one.

Yeah.

Did you miss that one intentionally?

Wait, did I? Actually, yeah.

Oh, no. But he showed up a little bit late, and it was the only reason I noticed. It was the only one that was piston jersey.

No.

Picture of you in a business jersey. He, like, came in at the end.

Oh, yeah. The blue marker. With the blue marker.

You didn't see him. But I just saw it and I was like, that's funny. If he was just not gonna sign pistons.

No, I signed another piston.

Yeah, you did sign everything.

Hang out of another reason why I can't dunk.

No, I was. I was up. I was in bed watching. Watching videos last night and I came across you returned to against the Clippers as the Pistons.

Oh, yeah.

What a game.

Oh, thanks, man.

Yeah.

Thanks, Hank. Good job.

Thanks, Hank. Good job, Hank.

Thanks.

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Oh, yeah.

The other Josh Allen changed his name.

Yeah.

So he's no longer Josh Allen.

He's Joshua.

He's Joshua Hines Allen.

Whoa.

So you made another man. There was an alpha move on your.

Yeah, on the Jaguars.

You beat him out.

Yeah.

You don't want any football, by the way, congrats, man. You literally made a guy change. You're so good. You made a guy changes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He knows, like a. You know, some guys get to a new team and they want the jersey, so they pay the money for the jersey. He was trying to pay me for my name, but I just. I wouldn't take it.

Yeah, that was their first.

Smart.

Well, Blake, you made Brooks change his name.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Yeah.

He's now Blake. Yeah.

Who was the last. Last year's Blake of the year?

Bortles. It's coming up next week's new. No, Brooks never would phone call again. And Brooks has the British Open. He just gets screwed every year.

That might be good then. Cause if we. Depending on what time of day that might be in the afternoon.

Yeah.

Just let him down softly. Or do you, like, just drop the.

No, he's getting. He actually is getting, like, each year. You can see the progression of it eating away at him. He's like, I have.

What does it take to be a blake?

It's just really just the vibes.

I feel like I would have answered that.

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's true. You go, blake.

It's only blake. It feels like. What does it take to be a blake? That's a great question, I think. Just the vibe.

All right. What does it take to be a blake?

I just said it. Oh. I mean, just. You got to do a lot of good work in the community.

Yep.

Facts. You have to make somebody change their name.

Yeah.

By the way, you're right.

You're. You're close.

And then. I don't know, man. Third, I guess. I think that's probably.

It's vibes. Being insanely good at something, a professional sport, but still being a regular guy like blake and Brooks and blake bordels all reached the top of their profession, and they were just the same guy.

Just a couple of regulars.

Yeah. So pretty cool. It's a. It's a compliment to be a blake. Yeah. Yeah.

There have been people. They're asking me if. If my dog is going to be in blake. I'm formally announcing my dog. Blake will not be in blake of the year this year. I think he's eligible for comeback. Blake of the year.

Yeah, he might be.

He had double elbow surgery. But I think you gotta earn. You gotta earn that.

I'm not laughing at that.

I love dogs. I love dogs.

I love dogs.

He's good. That's the hardest I've ever seen you laugh.

We were hanging in that Sarah McLaughlin commercial came on. He just died laughing.

Turn this shit up real quick.

If there's one thing.

Yeah, yeah.

How many dogs?

Favorite dog on? 3123.

Dober.

Yep.

That felt like a simple. Like a pity.

Yeah. I don't know. I just felt like that's what you're going.

Yeah. Do you have any dogs, Josh?

Oh, it's hard to tell who he's looking at.

Josh.

I'm talking to Josh, but you're looking over here. Do you have any dogs talking to me? Dog, Josh?

Yeah.

I do not know right now.

Oh, so you don't really love dogs.

Yeah, I do love dogs.

Yeah. Blake, do you have any dogs?

Yeah. Got a cream. Golden retriever.

You really love dogs.

What's his name?

Her name.

Retriever. Gold.

Talk about bad work in the community. Her name.

Gold retrievers are guys.

Honey, beautiful.

What's her name?

Honey. Honey, beautiful dog.

Are you gonna get a dog, Josh?

You're just planning on it.

Planning on it.

Okay. Like, adopt, or are you gonna shop you getting killed? Adopt, adopt, adopt.

Definitely adopt.

Don't try.

The thing about when you adopt a dog is their elbows are great. They're fantastic elbows.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Probably some of the best elbows out.

There were the same legs. The same, like, front leg and back leg or staggered.

Both his front. So in the back they got knees, and in the front they got elbows.

Really?

Yeah. So we had, like, double Tommy Jack. So he's gonna come back throwing harder than ever.

Smart. Yeah. Around.

Yeah, yeah. No, he's a beast.

What do you guys say to. Oftentimes, we get some criticism on this podcast that we glaze you guys a little too much. What do we say to that? It's kind of bullshit, because we love you guys, but the haters are always like, oh, you're gonna glaze your boys? You're just gonna say they're awesome.

I'll tell you what I'm a sucker for. A glazed donut.

Yeah.

Yeah. By the way, glazed donuts. That's pretty much it, right?

Yeah, I think that's it.

That encompasses the whole glaze.

We need something to come back at them, though.

No, we don't.

Why can't you. Why can't you boost your boys up? It's crazy.

You know what? Next time that happens, I'll tweet something. All right, maybe.

Yeah, we did.

The glazing accusations were at an all time high last.

Yeah, they're crazy.

All time high.

Yeah.

I feel like it's backwards when you talk about glazing, because, you know, glazing, you can understand what that means. No, but when you're glazing somebody.

Yeah. Explain it to us.

Ejaculating.

Oh, I didn't know that's what, on a donut?

Yeah.

They're saying we're coming, but in reality, we. It would make more sense if we were the ones getting glazed, talking good about you guys.

Put on some nice, like, librarian glasses.

Yeah. Then we're. We're getting glazed by you guys. Actually, they've got it wrong now. They seem like the dumb ones.

Reverse glazers.

Yeah. All right. I'll ask an easier question. Josh, you very much want to win a Super bowl with the bills. Bring the bills. A Super bowl would be incredible. Have you thought, this is a new move? Have you thought about retiring? And then the bills will win a Super bowl? Because that's kind of a thing that's going around. If you retire the team you were last on wins, sometimes you got to make a sacrifice.

You can answer, but if that's what.

It took, I would do it.

Oh, wow. That's huge for the bills.

If I could, can I. Yeah.

Guarantee it. Because that's what Blake did. He guaranteed it.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll do it.

He's like, I'm gonna do this.

I love how you said, I'm gonna. We're gonna ease your question.

To the pit.

Yeah. Respect the pit. I love the pit.

Feed the pit.

So, what's going on with the pit? Can you give, like, a background story to the uninitiated?

So, the pit was the. The hole that our new stadium is being built on, so they.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

And people were trying to get some sneak peeks, and I. Every game day, someone got a little too intoxicated, fell into the pit.

So this is Buffalo.

We started going on a win streak when the first person that fell in the pit. So every game, someone miraculously fell into the pit this offseason, I went down to the pit and sacrificed myself.

Yeah.

You know what? That's, by the way, worked for the community.

Yes. That's the community. Yes.

I think you actually mean that, though, when you say that if you would. If it was guaranteed, you would retire.

Yeah, I would.

To bring the bill to super bowl.

Yeah.

I feel like I would have a part.

Yeah.

Whether I played or not.

Right. You'd be in the. That's. Blake feels the same way.

I mean, did you. Yeah. They were like, no. Come back. And I was like, no, guys. I want you guys to win.

It's the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Blake, please. Did you think that it was a little bit of stolen valor that Hank celebrated like he had won the championship on Joe Miss?

No, that's just Boston, man. You grew up in Boston. Not that I grew up there. You die hard Boston fan. After being there for a year, I know they take their sports seriously. That's why there's some of the best. They're probably the best fans in basketball.

Wow. That's a slap in the Clippers fans face.

I mean, they're the most loyal.

Yeah.

That's been through some dark times.

Yeah.

Definitely the most loyal. But Boston fans, man, can't say enough about him, so. No, I don't think it's stolen valor. Hank got your back, dude.

Yeah, he did look awesome out there.

I disagree.

Yeah. What?

Mizzou lives. Really?

You think it was stolen valor go off, Josh.

He's glazing.

Yeah. He's part of the Missoula family.

He's getting reverse glazed.

That was laid on a little thick by Hank.

Yeah. Yeah. What do you think about the fact that Hank went to try to take a picture with Christophs Forzingus and it was actually Sam Houser? Joey Howser.

Sam Houser's brother.

Yeah.

I mean, honestly, it's better than one of the other guys on the team. If you would confuse two other guys.

I don't know.

Let's say I'm actually. It's fine. But they do look alike. You thought you were taking a picture with Sam, and you took one with Joey.

No, he thought he was taking a picture with Christops, and he went up to Joey. That's tough.

I mean. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out Joey Hauser and Sam.

It's a good point by Blake, though. If you went up to, like, Jalen and you're like, Jason, let me get a picture with you.

Yeah, that's what I brought it up.

That would be.

That would have been real bad synopsis.

Yeah. Awesome way to come to that conclusion, Josh. Last time we had Blake on, we played a really fun game where we found out that he played with. What was it? Six. Williams. Yeah.

A lot of Williams Williams.

So I did a little research. What is the last name you think you've played with the most in the NFL? This is our favorite game. Blake loves it. He actually asked me to do this again.

This is great.

What do you think? It's a pretty common last name.

Brown.

No, Johnson Johnson. Can you name all the Johnsons? Oh, shit, yeah.

Johnson Johnson. Yeah.

How many Johnsons have you played with?

Good questions. I have the amount of Johnsons you played with.

How many is it?

It is six johnsons.

Me.

Can you name them? You, Blake, you played with five johnsons.

Five johnsons plus ones? Yeah. Six.

Yeah. Okay, so can you name all your johnsons?

Oh, God.

I got one for sure. Ty Johnson.

Okay.

That translates to cockray leaving off a teammate.

I know.

I'm gonna do it.

Yeah. But, you know, there's a 53 man roster.

It's just hard sometimes.

Dante. Kevin. Darrell. Yep.

Darrell Johnson.

Jaquan. Jaquan Johnson and Duke Johnson. What about you, Blake? Can you name yours.

Tyler Johnson. Joe Johnson. That. That technically counts if they're on, like, training camp roster, right?

Nope. You actually are zero for two.

Tyler. I played with Tyler Johnson.

I think maybe you have six.

It's training camp. I'm gonna give you bonus points.

James Bryce. Elise.

Don't let alize.

Alize. I knew that. Wesley and Stanley.

Yeah. I mean, I was gonna get there.

How many johnsons have you guys played with?

One.

Yeah. Yeah.

This one name, I don't. Very good.

You also play with four. Williams. Blake has played with six.

Darrell Williams.

Yep.

Is there any jealousy on that?

Yup.

Dorian Williams.

Yup. There's actually a repeat first name from Johnson and Williams. It's a basketball. Yep.

Williams.

Yup. This is the best podcasting we do.

Hmm. Do you know if he's offensive defense?

I don't.

What is.

How is he at three? He's at eight. And there's four.

Yeah, there's one more.

One more. You got this. Come on.

Hey, come on.

A Antonio Williams.

Yes. Got it.

All right.

And that wraps up our segment. Fun with last name. Yeah, that was good, right? Was that fun?

Great.

Thanks.

Really cool. Yeah, really cool. We played with a lot of John, that's what. Yeah, sure. That's why we come on this podcast, man.

Josh, you got. You got a dirty mind. Last year. Last year, some would say that you cursed the Buffalo Bills when you Deez nuts us.

See, that's what I was very hesitant on the Johnson question because you see.

Him get us last year?

I did see it.

I. Yeah, it was juvenile.

Kind of took off.

Yeah. They made a room in Wingman. That's called room for you.

We're talking about some wing place, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was good times.

You got us good.

I sat down and I looked at you guys like, they're gonna try to get me, so I've been wrong.

We're gullible. We're idiots. Yeah. Blake. What. What's your. Are you have a podcast coming out?

No. What, like, but with you guys or I? Yeah, just this episode, probably.

Do you have a show coming out? Yeah, this next for Blake Griffin.

We got some stuff in the works.

Fuck yes.

Me and the hot do a girl.

Yeah.

Not. Not together. Separately.

Yeah.

Both have things in the works. Yeah.

Sound like you guys are working on something.

Yeah, I got some stuff I. Nothing I can say, right.

We get a cameo.

Yeah. Do you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.

We've been asking.

Done. Word is bomb, so.

Yeah, there it is. I mean, Jimmy Tatro, our good friend.

Come on too, if you want.

Yeah. Just released his new movie, and we asked if he could give us a cameo, and he's. He was like, yeah, for sure. And then the movie came out and there was, like, a major storyline about podcasters, and we just didn't get a cameo. It was like, the most easy way for us to be worth amazing. It was like, damn.

Yeah.

So we're in search of the cameo.

Maybe the sequel will get you in there.

Yeah.

Is it fun not having a job?

Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's pretty. Pretty cool.

It seems awesome.

Pretty cool. I mean, and honestly, it was a job, so I had to sacrifice myself for celtics to win. I did. It does feel like I did just finish the season. It's been pretty cool last like three or four weeks.

Yeah.

You take a few weeks off to recover.

Yeah.

Just victory lap right now.

Yeah.

Do you get bored at any time?

Not really. No. There's plenty of stuff to do in the world.

All right. That's good. Yeah.

What's your favorite thing to do?

Golf.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I. Not to keep rehashing this, but work in the community.

Yeah. Work in the community. Yeah.

That's honestly it. That's it.

Is it weird that you are an SEC school now?

It is. Um. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be weird. A little worried.

It just means more, though, right? That's what they say.

Yeah. Yeah. Nice.

It does mean more.

Does mean more.

Yeah. It is weird, though.

It is weird. It's gonna be weird, but it's gonna be pretty sweet. Going to like, you know, LSU. Yeah. Alabama. Every.

Every school gonna be fun. It also. It takes away some of the rivalries though, like you and Oklahoma State.

Yeah. But you still have Texas, which is like the big. You know, still have the big Texas game.

Your horn sound.

There you go.

Automatic.

We can blur this out or if you can put this on YouTube.

Yeah, we can do it. Yeah. Demonetized orange down. If Wyoming played in the SEC.

Yeah.

Sorry, I didn't mean.

What would happened? You guys would have won a couple games.

Yeah.

You played some big boys in your junior Oregon. Yeah. Nebraska. Yeah.

That was wax versus Oregon in Nebraska. Big boys. Oh.

Yep.

They were 13th in the nation.

Yeah. On the blue turf.

No, at home.

Okay. On the yellow turf. On the piss yellow turf. There's end zones.

Going back and watching the bowl game.

Yeah.

It was us versus Central Michigan on the blue turf.

Yeah.

It's like the worst visual.

Yeah, it's awful. Josh, please. College football.

You just said it.

Yeah.

Come on, dude. Montana State. Come on, man. I do like football. Sorry. I didn't know. There's enough. The only Josh Allen I mess with right there.

Only.

Only one in the game.

Still got it.

Two time Blake of the year.

Yes.

Three.

Three. He's three times. Three times. Going for four next week. Yes.

That's a big time. A new contest. Josh Allen of the year. You're the only one in the NFL that's true. Better fucking way.

Yeah.

Yeah. Josh Allen win the big one. We'll find out.

Boy, Joshua wishes he kept his name the same, doesn't he?

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I'll tell you what big cat has been getting to see so good at this fucking ad.

I thought he was, like, reading it.

Last nine people we've had on this podcast have stopped. Like, what was that? Like, they just watched Jimmy page play stairway to heaven.

I just memorized two sentences.

Did you do it backwards?

Fuck, no. I don't even know where to start.

It starts with take because it's probably code take.

No, but if, like, actually say the words backwards.

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How long are you guys off the tee? How long?

Oh, oh, I mean, if it goes straight, I could hit it. 300.

Nice.

Doesn't go straight often, but out to.

Straight, I could probably hit, like, 300.

Maybe a little further.

Yeah. I was hoping you went 301.

One.

Yes.

They got a long drive hole out here that they're. They're tracking everybody. You win something if you get the longest drive. They said Travis Kelsey last year. Hit it 360 yards.

Holy sh t. Oh, yeah. Elevation. And. Yeah.

And he's strong.

He's so strong.

Very strong.

He's that. He is strong.

He is so strong.

Boy.

Yeah.

Strong boy.

I don't sound disrespectful, but, Blake, I feel like you should be able to hit the ball farther than 300 yards. That's like.

I mean, I'm. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'm going to try my hardest, but. But who knows?

Have a little faith in yourself.

Blake, are you going to work for GJ Reddick in the Lakers?

Yeah. Actually, can I make an announcement?

Yeah.

Happy for JJ.

Oh, had you not said that publicly yet?

I don't think so.

Okay.

All right.

I said it to some people, and I said it to him.

Yeah. It is crazy that he's the coach of the Lakers.

Yeah. It's pretty awesome. I mean, if he's as equipped to do that as anyone.

Yeah.

So, yeah, I'm excited for him.

Yeah.

But, no, I'm not also happy for you.

That's too big enough.

Good.

Wait, what? You're not.

You know.

You don't like Gigi Reddick? Max doesn't like G. Reddick. Max, you have a question for the guys? You said you did.

Okay, no philly based questions.

Yeah, go ahead. Oh, wow. He's got. He said you both play different sports. That really confused this whole conversation is.

I think, Max, I could just. Can I just throw one out? Do you enjoy playing in Philly? Because that's.

That question stinks.

Okay. You didn't have one, so that stings worse.

Use this question to tell you that your question stunk.

I don't have a question.

I think it's actually. You guys play two different sports.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

What's that like?

You guys like sports even though you play different ones?

How does it work? You guys play two different sports?

Oh, Blake, I did have a question for you, though. Cause Joe Missoula said that he would send you a ring. He actually did say that, did he?

Yeah.

Is this mid season or.

No, I think after they won. Right?

Yeah.

That's. I greatly appreciate that sentiment, but I'm truly so happy for those guys, and, you know, they deserved it. And again, I did my part, but I don't want the ring. You know what I mean? Yes. Was I a huge part of the team? Could they have done it with. With me? No. So, you know, I think that that equals no rank.

Yeah.

Maybe a tribute video. That'd be nice.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Hey, wait. Have you watched the Clippers show?

I did not watch it.

That's got to be weird, having a show that someone, an actor's playing in life.

Everybody asked me if I watched it, and I want to say is, like, I lived it, but that sounds weird.

No, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah.

I didn't watch it. I lived it.

Sounds like kind of badass when you say it that way, but thanks, man.

There's a show about Donald Sterling that. What's showtime? Clip.

It's FX.

FX, yeah. So there's a guy playing Blake Griffin.

Dude, that's it.

Yeah. Once you see the guy, you're gonna be like, that's not right.

Now so you didn't work with this actor to show him how to be more Blake?

I didn't. I think he sent in, like, a. Probably, like, a submission tape, and they're, like, dyes hair. Right? Like, shoot, I don't. Haven't watched.

Oh, yeah, you haven't watched it? Okay.

I've just seen a bunch of, like.

I'm not watching it because you're not watching.

I stand in solidarity.

We're not gonna watch it. Okay, smart.

This is. Is this real? Is this a real picture right here? Oh, is it supposed to be Chris Paul?

And.

I would expect that these guys would have met with you so that they could be like, hey, which. Which fire alarm did you pull when the rockets were trying to fight you?

Oh, yeah, I pulled all of them.

All right, well, we love both of you guys. Sorry for glazing so much. But that's why, like, to be sincere for a second. The best part about this podcast is, like, becoming real friends with some of the guys on. Both of you are definitely in that category. So we want Josh to keep winning football games. We want Blake to keep not getting bored.

Forget about me.

Do not forget about Blake Griffin. Actually, it'd be nice. Okay, here's an idea that popped my head. When they do the. My. Cause, my cleats. Maybe it's just Blake Griffin on your cleats. Did he die?

I just felt like people should think about. Think about it more.

Don't forget about him. You gotta do that. Some sick, like, sick art. Yeah. Him dunking.

Throw out some stats. Upwards of 450 million Americans forget about Blake Griffin every year.

Yeah.

The best. I'm walking out how to get them.

That would be great for the community.

Yeah, would be great for the community.

Yeah, great for my community. Thanks in advance.

Well, thank you, boys. Good luck this week.

Thank you.

Everyone. Watch root for Blake and Josh. Is there. Is there a show? Blake and Josh?

I could change one. Well, no, you can't.

We're a week away.

We're a week away from knocks and down in my.

And also you. Yes, I.

No, man, after. And then I change it back before the next one. But also, it's about being a Blake is about. It's in here.

Yeah, that's right. That's right.

Here.

We could do podcast. I want to rival you guys. Do Blake and Jake.

Me happy. Bring it on our coaching tree.

Yeah.

See what we did?

I mean, JJ, look at our coaching tree. One of them is the coach of the Lakers.

Yeah. He has shown us that, if anything, we should be coaching the NBA as podcasters. I mean, he went from a podcast to coaching the NBA.

Oh, we got it.

Yeah. No, no, Josh didn't.

He's a football guy. We play different sports, so it's impossible to get it.

All right, all right.

Serious. Which one of your balls is better, football or basketball?

Oh, good question.

What ball is better?

Which ball?

I think football's obviously a better. I think for basketball, football's probably also better.

But if you had to take one ball for the rest of your life.

Imagine dunking with football.

Right back in the face.

You're on a desert island.

Well, here's the thing about basketball is, like, you know, you can dribble it, but, like, if you don't have a hoop, then at least you can play catch with a football.

So you're. You're saying football.

Imagine throwing some lobs full court with the football.

Oh, yeah.

Can't dribble a football, though.

You can't drip. Yeah, you can.

Yeah.

Put the right angle.

Yeah, you do that. You do the little quarterback spin. You think it looks cool. Yeah.

Then you spin it in your hand.

Yeah.

So cool.

So.

God, this guy's.

How cool does it feel to just go like this on your shoulder pads, Josh?

It's very relaxing.

Yeah, that's my favorite. I'd sometimes do that just in polo shirts. Just stand around like this.

That is nice.

We had life vests on yesterday, and we were just like this.

Like a backup wake boarding. Sick.

No big deal. We know how to wakeboard now.

Nice.

Yeah.

All right. Thank you, boys.

Thank you.

Crush it. This week, Blake and John win it like a job, guys.

2024.

If you guys go one, two, I don't know if you win anything. They do a lot of for charity.

I think. I think there's this cash.

Yeah. If you go one, two, like a.

Two main competition, we can get in. Mike and Andy won last year, too, so.

Okay.

What is that? Like a. Oh, like, just during the tournament, two guys can. Oh, all right.

Maybe teamed up.

I don't know much about this tournament.

Yeah, you get. You'll learn.

You know, my first.

No, I'm not falling for this. He's far. He's trying to get us.

Wait, wait, Josh.

No, Josh, Josh, that was on the Internet.

We got.

Who's Mike and Andy? I don't want.

We don't need to get into it.

Don't patronize me.

It was a good try.

I'm confused. I feel like there is a Mike and Andy.

Yeah, Mike and Andy. We don't know who they are.

Who's Mike?

Who's Mike and Andy? Mike and Andy who? Mike and Andy.

And cut.

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Okay, boys, let's wrap up. Chill week. It's been an awesome, awesome week with fyre fest. Fire of the week. Cause we're gonna be in the chill mindset first. Before we do that, Hank, how do you think Mount Rushmore went?

I thought it didn't go as bad as you guys are making me think like it did. I think we'll let the poll decide for itself.

True.

But I feel okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I thought it was very funny.

It was funny.

Didn't really have a lot of prep time.

We only had a couple hours.

Also, I think my prep time was two minutes.

In my head, it's sandwiches.

Yeah.

You guys are eaters. I'm not.

Hank also came up with the idea.

Oh, yeah, you're the one who came up. Oh, shit.

Hank also eats his sandwiches sideways like a harmonica. Mm hmm.

I thought it went. I thought it went great.

Yeah, I think so too. It's been fun hanging out this week. I personally, I've had a great time.

I know you guys think I'm bad vibes.

No, you. I don't think you're bad vibes. I think you have things that make the vibes turn bad sometimes.

Your face.

When you do your facial expressions, they could. Can sometimes turn bad. All right, fire fest of the week, Hank.

Yeah. Mine's kind of just like a fyre fest of the month. I kind of, you know, I've been doing a lot of reflecting and just real, like, I realized that the Brady day was June 12. It's basically July 12. The last month has been one of the craziest of my life. And just seeing all the awls out at all these events, whether it was Brady night, the Celtics parade all week here, it just is very surreal. And I know we kind of get used to it because it just happens all the time, but it's like sometimes when I'm in my hotel or just sitting, you know, at my house, I'm just like this. I. I'm like the LeBron. I can't believe this is my life, big time. So my fyre fest is just. Just the awls and the community that this podcast has brought, and it's just. It's insane.

Yeah.

Think about how far you've come in. Just, like, the last year and a half, two years. Everywhere you go, people just yell random numbers at you for the lottery ball machine. And now they're just team Hank.

Yeah, it's great. People. People are supportive of the haircut. They're just. It's just. It's. It's. Awls are the best. That's my.

We really got to get people yelling random numbers at max. Yeah, that's because he's.

Well, Max gets the two sodas, which we've seen a few.

That's true.

That makes me laugh pretty hard every time.

Makes me laugh every.

Max, where the two sodas.

Where was.

Where was that? Was that here?

Yeah. What?

A guy brought two sodas in from. Yes.

Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

It happens every time I go to a bar, and they think it's, like, the most unique, funny thing ever.

It is.

It does make everyone around me laugh.

Yeah. Makes me laugh every time. Memes, are you getting recognized now? Come on.

Memes doesn't go out, though, either.

Yeah, no, I'm saying out here. No one said, hey, memes.

I wonder if pug means we have been around, you know, with. With celebrities, even, like. Because even, like, when we're walking around, we're, you know, with Kyle. You suck. He's a 49 er. We're in the Bay area. One's yelling at him, but, like, there's also a ton of people yelling.

It's area that's closer than Hank usually gets with his geography.

There's a lot of. There's a lot of. There's a lot of 49 er fans here.

Yes, that's fair. We're on the west coast.

He has a lot of. Of fans here.

Yeah.

But there's also a ton of people yelling it at PFT and myself, and that's always, like, in those moments when we're with actual celebrities and actual athletes, where I'm just like, I can't believe. Same thing as the parade, when it's like I'm on the boat with, you know, the head coach of the Celtics, and I have people yelling at me.

Like, that, bro thinks he's on the.

That's the type of stuff that just, you know, blows my mind still to this day.

We were talking about it at dinner last night. Like, we have to compartmentalize it because we have to do our job and have fun and bust balls. But, like, the growth of this show, we go out to the driving range, and, like, a bunch of these guys who, like, we've been looking up to for all this time, like, come up to us or, like, they know who.

We are, it's like, Colletti?

Yes.

Steven Colletti.

Who's listening?

Sorry, Steven. Sorry, Steven.

Jesus Christ, dude. Miles Teller and I talked about the sphere for, like, 20 minutes on Wednesday. It was just the most casual conversation.

You are close to the sphere. Can you. Can you feel it?

I really want to go right now.

This. Yeah, the spheres in the Bay area.

I really want to go right now.

There's a bay over there that's.

Nope, it's not a bay.

It's a lake.

All right.

I was trying to go to Lake Tahoe.

It's a hidden gem, one of the hidden gems.

Lake of the year.

We got to get Miles Teller back on the show, though. That guy rocks. Absolutely rocks. It's also very funny watching all these super famous athletes, movie stars, comedians. Golf is, like, the ultimate equalizer that the most confident people in the world, you go up to them in the driving range, like, how you doing? They're like, I fucking suck.

I've asked. I only think you're gonna make a run there. I'll just go.

No, yeah, right, right. So it's like, you see the weakness of, like, the golf brings everyone to their knees.

I think the one guy that. That actually might have a chance that we got to meet is Derek Carr. Yeah, Derek Carr might have a chance. This weekend. I was walking around the driving range, and I wasn't up close enough to see who everyone was yet, and I saw something happen. I was like, oh, my God. That guy almost got killed by that other guy. It was about a half inch away from a devastating head injury that would have just, like, probably killed the guy. Then I get closer, and I'm like, oh, my God. That guy that almost got killed, that's John Elway John Elway almost died on this driving range. Then I get a little bit closer. I'm like, holy shit, that was Derek Carr. Derek almost killed Derek Carr. Came about half an inch away from killing John Elway today, which would have been the craziest sports story ever.

That would have been nuts.

Also given Derek Carr, like, a little bit of bad boy street cred.

Yeah.

And the Raiders are probably welcome back. Yeah.

We also saw that one golf cart crash that rocked.

Yeah, that was fun.

Yeah.

Old guys crashing golf carts is very fun.

It was an old guys on the back of a golf cart getting rear ended by another golf cart. It was just cool to watch.

It was like.

I know that everyone was okay. It was cool to watch.

Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Pft.

My fyre fest. Fie r e fest of the week. I mean, I echo everything that Hank said. It's been very cool out here, but I would say, my baby's coming home. My baby's coming home when I get back.

Wow.

Yeah. The El Camino. Oh, yeah.

Nice.

It's. It should be fixed.

Fully fixed. We had.

We had a slight hiccup last week.

So it's a fir e. Yeah, no.

The hiccup is over. I think we're post hiccup. When I was. I dropped it off before our vacation, and the guy was like, I'm gonna give you a call back tomorrow. I'll give you the full quote, everything that needs to happen to it. I didn't hear from him for a long time, and I was coming back from vacation, I still hadn't heard from this guy. And I called, left a message, no return call. Again, left a message, no return call. I thought there was an outside chance that this guy just straight up stole my El Camino and I would never hear from him again. In which case, tip of the cap to that guy.

Yeah.

Runs a pretty good racket.

Yeah.

But then he called me back a couple days ago, gave me the breakdown. Everything. I think we're back in business. I think starting next week, I think it's gonna be. It's gonna be an awesome August. I'm gonna be cruising that bad boy everywhere.

Hell, yeah.

Speakers working great on it. Tested those out. I just can't wait. I can't. I did get a seatbelt installed, which might be a beta move on my part. I just don't want to. I don't want to die if I get into an accident.

Well, I think that's probably also, like, if you ever get pulled over, you probably want a seatbelt. Yeah.

It's legally mandated in the state of Illinois. But I am very much looking forward to pulling up to a lot of places that are too classy for an El Camino. In an El Camino.

Hell, yes.

I just want to get. I want to get kicked out of somewhere. Pulling up with just revving that engine. Oh, it's sweet, that rod. Nothing bad's ever going to happen to it. That rocks ever again.

Okay. My fyre fest. I just have had a great time hanging with the boys. We just had, like, playing frisbee. Golf was awesome. We got to do that. More dinners. We did a team dinner in our suite on Tuesday night.

Grilled and chilled.

Grilled and chilled. We went out to dinner at, like, maybe the best vibes ever bar that had live music that was just as chill as possible. Just hanging with Hank. Pft. And I spent some time in the hot tub last night. We almost got in the hot tub where the jets weren't working, and we then realized it would just be the three of us sitting in a bathtub together. Also chill.

Also chill.

Yeah. But it was. I don't know. It's just fun being on the road with the boys. Yeah, it is.

And we fired Greg Berhalter.

And we fired Greg Berhalter. And Hank has not had bad vibes. Except for that one time, there have.

Been fewer bad vibes than usual.

Yeah, he's been very good vibes. Hank was like, I don't know what. What got into him today. Maybe he got a lot of sleep, but he was like, intern Hank. He was running around, grabbing food, grabbing waters. What do you need? What are this?

Trying to be an asset.

Yeah, it was incredible.

I think it's just being on a golf course.

Yeah.

It brings the best out of him.

That was one funny story. Was this.

This is a misconception.

You don't even know what the story is yet.

I do.

What do you. What do you think the story is, Griffin? Do you want it? Do you want to tell it?

Yeah. So, Blake, Griffin, we were mean. Pft. The plan was we shot. Pft. Like, was with you. Check. You know, shooting a video. I was shooting the video, too. I also got to, you know, run it back on the camera.

You said that after.

You're like, I still got it back on the sticks.

Yeah.

Meme said opposite.

Oh, no, I still don't got it.

I did hear that Hank had to ask memes all the time, like, how do I turn this off?

Oh, no, no. I just was. It took me a minute to get learning experience.

Oh, he had to relearn. So not like, riding a bike.

Well, no, they just have a different way that they shoot golf videos, and I was just. I. It took me a hole. It took me one hole to figure it out.

Okay.

But I figured it out.

Okay.

It was good to be on the sticks, and then. Pft. I mean, big cat and Blake were also gonna do the same thing, and it's gonna be one video. Blake was showing up late. We didn't know if we're gonna be able to get out there. And I said, maybe, you know, the. Once the afternoon round ends, they'll let us all go out and we can go. I meant you guys.

You said we.

I said we. Yeah. We're a collective. It's us, this brand, this podcast. We as us.

Hank's also been talking because we're going to do this every year now and again. Thank you to american century championship. They've been incredible hosts. And Edgewood especially, they. They've just been awesome. But Hank's already, like, planned out how many times he's gonna play this course. He's like, we're gonna play it Monday. We're gonna play it Tuesday.

Yeah.

He did try to sneak in a tee time yesterday.

You did? No.

Well, no, he. At the. He implied.

Yeah, yeah, that was. Yeah, we're gonna play this course next year. It's sick.

I mean, it's. Yeah, it's as I like to play golf, when you're walking around a golf course, you can't help but think, like.

What if I was playing? Yeah.

Also, the tournament's gonna be on NBC and Peacock all weekend, so watch it, because it's. I'm gonna watch it. It's like all these guys are competing. They're all the most competitive guys in the world. And the setting is insane.

The vibe at the 17th hole is all time. It's on the water. There's people that are on boats, screaming, throwing footballs at people. It's par three.

Yeah. The hole is Bay area. It's right on the bay.

Yeah, it is. It's literally Bay area. All right, good week, boys. Let's kick it back to ourselves. We got lottery. Okay, let's wrap up the week numbers. 86.

2019.

Three max.

Are you ever gonna get this? Nope. 21. This would suck if it was 56 max, since you just had 56 2 seconds ago. Doesn't matter.

I'm never gonna get it.

Oh, I don't like. He's doing reverse psychology. He's learned. Yeah. 42, Jackie Robinson.

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