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Got the perm, baby.

Yes.

Got the perm. Finally at long now. I've wanted to pay this bet off for a long time. I was originally supposed to pay it off when I got that, the tattoo memes didn't book the appointment correctly. Not to throw memes on.

Don't point fingers.

But if I were they'll do everything for that coach.Yeah, I do. I mean, I think it was, you know, early on, I think we'd, I think that they, we might have beaten the Patriots in 2018, you know, even before we went up there and they had lost to them in the playoffs the year before, and they went, hurry up. Right. They went on the ball and they weren't ready and they weren't lined up and it just, it didn't look like it was a unit. Right. It didn't. There was, there was no flow to what they were doing. And so I just said, you guys are going to be ready and to beat this team, to beat this quarterback and to beat this coach when the game is over. You have to be mentally and physically exhausted and however you want to put that first, physically and mentally exhausted or mentally and physically because every snap, if you're not ready to go, a quarterback like Tom is just going to pick you apart. Right. They're just going to spread you out. If you can't get lined up, he's going to snap it and he's going to throw to the guy that's open. That's how they operate. the way you're wearing your headphones. No one has worn their headphones like that at all.I'm sorry, Matthew. I wasn't.My dad thought about bringing an electric bike.Yeah.But I'm like, dude, I live on the fourth floor, so I'm just gonna bring an electric bike up four floors every night.Yeah.You're not gonna be fat after that.Yeah, yeah.Um, but, yeah, just trying to get. Get around and understand, you know?Get.Get a feel for mice, the streets and the environment. Having roommates is a new thing. That's not family. So that's, you know, feel like I can't be as comfortable with them.Are they. Are they random roommates?Just random guys? Yeah, yeah, they're dudes. They're normal. Like 30 year old guys, you know, normal jobs and stuff. Nine to five, so kind of can go off of that, but yeah.What do you think they like your vibe so far?Do they like bar soul?Dude, I don't know anything about these people.You don't see him.I saw. I saw the one guy. He leaves today, and the other guy I haven't seen, and he just. Different times.Yeah.You know, I hear him. I got home yesterday at midnight. I heard somebody come home at two in the morning.Oh.But I think it was the guy leaving today. So then I heard another guy there today at, like, 06:00 a.m. and then he left. But I heard somebody else in there, so I don't know who. There could be 13 people in the back hallway. I don't know. But I know there was one person in that front bedroom, and that's me.Are you sharing a bathroom?Yeah.Yeah, one shared bathroom. Net again, haven't even run into them, so it's been perfect timing every time.All right, that's good. Firefight.Wait, did you try to walk? Did you try to do the 45 minutes?No, I do plan on that. That's a weekend trip. I'm thinking I'm just gonna make sure to do it on a weekend day, make sure I kind of get the route, kind of get a feel for it.You're gonna take a dry run on a weekend?Yeah, just, you know, take 2 hours.Well, Matt, back and forth. When you're. When you're here late, I'll take care of you. Okay. So when you're here, like, you know, past dinner time, we'll talk, and I'll make sure that you can take an uber home.Okay, that sounds good. Thank you very much.You don't need to take a bus at midnight.Yeah. Well, yeah.Yeah. Is that what you did last night?No, I took a no means drove me home last night. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it was fun.What was that conversation like? I mean, was there one?Yeah, there was about 46, 40 to 70 words said.Okay.Yeah, it was a quick drive. It wasn't. You know, we didn't have time to get into it.Yeah.But, yeah. Great guy.What do meme say? What do you lead off with?You know, just, you know, asking the simple questions, you know? You know, how was the day? Everything good?You know.You know, don't. Don't worry too much. Everything's gonna be all right. You know, just get a little stressed out.It's a lot.So, yeah, everyone's been awesome.Okay.Yeah, just be like, if you start to post online and you get a lot of traction, and maybe you're really good with social media and just don't take any more rides from memes. He also has experience coaching because he will take you out.You're a coach. Yeah. I forgot about this three years for what?Defensive coordinator, middle school.Okay.Yeah, we went. What was our four? I think we got like eight wins, three seasons to total.Yeah. And you came at me for my coaching.I got twelve year olds on my hand. You got grown menta. You know, I got kids. I got kids trying to live dreams.So what was the most complex defense you run?Oh, I mean, stack up very similar to coach Doug's four place.Okay. All right.We had an Alabama and a Michigan. And that was just blitz up the middle or blitz on the outside.Okay.So, you know, just switch it up.Every now and again.And middle meant Michigan. So, you know, middle, you know, and just keep it simple for these kids.Yeah.One kid I coached, name was Marquis Johnson. He's a third string receiver right now at the University of Missouri.Whoa.Yeah.Literally knew him when he couldn't even tackle. And now he's, you know, catching balls down the field.Do you think he would recognize you? Yeah.I mean, I haven't changed much. Yeah, I only lost six pound cents.Six pounds, that's big.I didn't gain a single one.All right. All right, numbers. Let's Matthew pick first. Go ahead.42.2056.Eight.He's gonna get it.40.That was. So was your number.99.Pug.56. Matthew.224-2470.My God. I thought it was. I thought that was it. That would have been unbelievable.Love you guys.Take me out. I won't say it's about to be safe inside. Better to say my lovely.Take on me, take on me, take on me.

they'll do everything for that coach.

Yeah, I do. I mean, I think it was, you know, early on, I think we'd, I think that they, we might have beaten the Patriots in 2018, you know, even before we went up there and they had lost to them in the playoffs the year before, and they went, hurry up. Right. They went on the ball and they weren't ready and they weren't lined up and it just, it didn't look like it was a unit. Right. It didn't. There was, there was no flow to what they were doing. And so I just said, you guys are going to be ready and to beat this team, to beat this quarterback and to beat this coach when the game is over. You have to be mentally and physically exhausted and however you want to put that first, physically and mentally exhausted or mentally and physically because every snap, if you're not ready to go, a quarterback like Tom is just going to pick you apart. Right. They're just going to spread you out. If you can't get lined up, he's going to snap it and he's going to throw to the guy that's open. That's how they operate. the way you're wearing your headphones. No one has worn their headphones like that at all.I'm sorry, Matthew. I wasn't.My dad thought about bringing an electric bike.Yeah.But I'm like, dude, I live on the fourth floor, so I'm just gonna bring an electric bike up four floors every night.Yeah.You're not gonna be fat after that.Yeah, yeah.Um, but, yeah, just trying to get. Get around and understand, you know?Get.Get a feel for mice, the streets and the environment. Having roommates is a new thing. That's not family. So that's, you know, feel like I can't be as comfortable with them.Are they. Are they random roommates?Just random guys? Yeah, yeah, they're dudes. They're normal. Like 30 year old guys, you know, normal jobs and stuff. Nine to five, so kind of can go off of that, but yeah.What do you think they like your vibe so far?Do they like bar soul?Dude, I don't know anything about these people.You don't see him.I saw. I saw the one guy. He leaves today, and the other guy I haven't seen, and he just. Different times.Yeah.You know, I hear him. I got home yesterday at midnight. I heard somebody come home at two in the morning.Oh.But I think it was the guy leaving today. So then I heard another guy there today at, like, 06:00 a.m. and then he left. But I heard somebody else in there, so I don't know who. There could be 13 people in the back hallway. I don't know. But I know there was one person in that front bedroom, and that's me.Are you sharing a bathroom?Yeah.Yeah, one shared bathroom. Net again, haven't even run into them, so it's been perfect timing every time.All right, that's good. Firefight.Wait, did you try to walk? Did you try to do the 45 minutes?No, I do plan on that. That's a weekend trip. I'm thinking I'm just gonna make sure to do it on a weekend day, make sure I kind of get the route, kind of get a feel for it.You're gonna take a dry run on a weekend?Yeah, just, you know, take 2 hours.Well, Matt, back and forth. When you're. When you're here late, I'll take care of you. Okay. So when you're here, like, you know, past dinner time, we'll talk, and I'll make sure that you can take an uber home.Okay, that sounds good. Thank you very much.You don't need to take a bus at midnight.Yeah. Well, yeah.Yeah. Is that what you did last night?No, I took a no means drove me home last night. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it was fun.What was that conversation like? I mean, was there one?Yeah, there was about 46, 40 to 70 words said.Okay.Yeah, it was a quick drive. It wasn't. You know, we didn't have time to get into it.Yeah.But, yeah. Great guy.What do meme say? What do you lead off with?You know, just, you know, asking the simple questions, you know? You know, how was the day? Everything good?You know.You know, don't. Don't worry too much. Everything's gonna be all right. You know, just get a little stressed out.It's a lot.So, yeah, everyone's been awesome.Okay.Yeah, just be like, if you start to post online and you get a lot of traction, and maybe you're really good with social media and just don't take any more rides from memes. He also has experience coaching because he will take you out.You're a coach. Yeah. I forgot about this three years for what?Defensive coordinator, middle school.Okay.Yeah, we went. What was our four? I think we got like eight wins, three seasons to total.Yeah. And you came at me for my coaching.I got twelve year olds on my hand. You got grown menta. You know, I got kids. I got kids trying to live dreams.So what was the most complex defense you run?Oh, I mean, stack up very similar to coach Doug's four place.Okay. All right.We had an Alabama and a Michigan. And that was just blitz up the middle or blitz on the outside.Okay.So, you know, just switch it up.Every now and again.And middle meant Michigan. So, you know, middle, you know, and just keep it simple for these kids.Yeah.One kid I coached, name was Marquis Johnson. He's a third string receiver right now at the University of Missouri.Whoa.Yeah.Literally knew him when he couldn't even tackle. And now he's, you know, catching balls down the field.Do you think he would recognize you? Yeah.I mean, I haven't changed much. Yeah, I only lost six pound cents.Six pounds, that's big.I didn't gain a single one.All right. All right, numbers. Let's Matthew pick first. Go ahead.42.2056.Eight.He's gonna get it.40.That was. So was your number.99.Pug.56. Matthew.224-2470.My God. I thought it was. I thought that was it. That would have been unbelievable.Love you guys.Take me out. I won't say it's about to be safe inside. Better to say my lovely.Take on me, take on me, take on me.

the way you're wearing your headphones. No one has worn their headphones like that at all.

I'm sorry, Matthew. I wasn't.

My dad thought about bringing an electric bike.

Yeah.

But I'm like, dude, I live on the fourth floor, so I'm just gonna bring an electric bike up four floors every night.

Yeah.

You're not gonna be fat after that.

Yeah, yeah.

Um, but, yeah, just trying to get. Get around and understand, you know?

Get.

Get a feel for mice, the streets and the environment. Having roommates is a new thing. That's not family. So that's, you know, feel like I can't be as comfortable with them.

Are they. Are they random roommates?

Just random guys? Yeah, yeah, they're dudes. They're normal. Like 30 year old guys, you know, normal jobs and stuff. Nine to five, so kind of can go off of that, but yeah.

What do you think they like your vibe so far?

Do they like bar soul?

Dude, I don't know anything about these people.

You don't see him.

I saw. I saw the one guy. He leaves today, and the other guy I haven't seen, and he just. Different times.

Yeah.

You know, I hear him. I got home yesterday at midnight. I heard somebody come home at two in the morning.

Oh.

But I think it was the guy leaving today. So then I heard another guy there today at, like, 06:00 a.m. and then he left. But I heard somebody else in there, so I don't know who. There could be 13 people in the back hallway. I don't know. But I know there was one person in that front bedroom, and that's me.

Are you sharing a bathroom?

Yeah.

Yeah, one shared bathroom. Net again, haven't even run into them, so it's been perfect timing every time.

All right, that's good. Firefight.

Wait, did you try to walk? Did you try to do the 45 minutes?

No, I do plan on that. That's a weekend trip. I'm thinking I'm just gonna make sure to do it on a weekend day, make sure I kind of get the route, kind of get a feel for it.

You're gonna take a dry run on a weekend?

Yeah, just, you know, take 2 hours.

Well, Matt, back and forth. When you're. When you're here late, I'll take care of you. Okay. So when you're here, like, you know, past dinner time, we'll talk, and I'll make sure that you can take an uber home.

Okay, that sounds good. Thank you very much.

You don't need to take a bus at midnight.

Yeah. Well, yeah.

Yeah. Is that what you did last night?

No, I took a no means drove me home last night. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it was fun.

What was that conversation like? I mean, was there one?

Yeah, there was about 46, 40 to 70 words said.

Okay.

Yeah, it was a quick drive. It wasn't. You know, we didn't have time to get into it.

Yeah.

But, yeah. Great guy.

What do meme say? What do you lead off with?

You know, just, you know, asking the simple questions, you know? You know, how was the day? Everything good?

You know.

You know, don't. Don't worry too much. Everything's gonna be all right. You know, just get a little stressed out.

It's a lot.

So, yeah, everyone's been awesome.

Okay.

Yeah, just be like, if you start to post online and you get a lot of traction, and maybe you're really good with social media and just don't take any more rides from memes. He also has experience coaching because he will take you out.

You're a coach. Yeah. I forgot about this three years for what?

Defensive coordinator, middle school.

Okay.

Yeah, we went. What was our four? I think we got like eight wins, three seasons to total.

Yeah. And you came at me for my coaching.

I got twelve year olds on my hand. You got grown menta. You know, I got kids. I got kids trying to live dreams.

So what was the most complex defense you run?

Oh, I mean, stack up very similar to coach Doug's four place.

Okay. All right.

We had an Alabama and a Michigan. And that was just blitz up the middle or blitz on the outside.

Okay.

So, you know, just switch it up.

Every now and again.

And middle meant Michigan. So, you know, middle, you know, and just keep it simple for these kids.

Yeah.

One kid I coached, name was Marquis Johnson. He's a third string receiver right now at the University of Missouri.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Literally knew him when he couldn't even tackle. And now he's, you know, catching balls down the field.

Do you think he would recognize you? Yeah.

I mean, I haven't changed much. Yeah, I only lost six pound cents.

Six pounds, that's big.

I didn't gain a single one.

All right. All right, numbers. Let's Matthew pick first. Go ahead.

42.

2056.

Eight.

He's gonna get it.

40.

That was. So was your number.

99.

Pug.

56. Matthew.

224-2470.

My God. I thought it was. I thought that was it. That would have been unbelievable.

Love you guys.

Take me out. I won't say it's about to be safe inside. Better to say my lovely.

Take on me, take on me, take on me.