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Yeah, we're going through it right now. We're all going through, going through a big time. A lot of guys that you thought were going to make the team based on how they did in week three of the season, a lot of those guys end up not making the team.

How they sang in hard knocks, how they say got cut. Yeah. Oh.

How do we feel about tonight's hard knocks? Can we do a recap?

Oh, yeah, recap. A hard knocks tonight.

It is 230.

We're in it again. Yeah, we were in it again, the whole thing.

So we just went back.

It was a recap of our episode from last week.

Yeah, back. And we rewatched week two of hard knocks.

Yeah. They should need to show more Caleb.

More Caleb.

Yeah, no, we were. We phase out hard knocks around this time. I'm going to watch it. I don't think anyone else is going to watch it.

No.

But that's okay because real football is about to be back. But we do have cut day. I saw a rumor that Jamis might get traded. Yeah.

So Jamis, the $4 million vibes guy, is. I think it's a clear case of the backup quarterback being too popular.

Yeah.

Especially when you got Deshaun Watson ahead of him. So I feel like the Browns, they.

I mean, they could have anyone.

So DTR is going to make the team. They said, okay, Jamis might get traded, and we should all be so lucky to have Jamis wins. That's actually great news for us because everybody has something to look forward to. Maybe James Winston will be on our team by the end of the day.

Yeah. I mean, well, I was gonna say our team parcel sports, you might be.

Traded to Barstool sport.

If he gets. If he gets cut and no one picks him up, he's got a. He's got a seat ready to go.

Listen, if you want to make Deshaun Watson happy, all you have to do is. Is you trade Jameis Winston to barstool sports in exchange for our personal in house masseuse, Hank Lockwood.

Yes.

To the Browns. And then I think, talk about a vibe switch. Huge.

That'd be the greatest vibe change trade of all time. Max, you just yawned and made me yawn.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Now people are listening right now, yawning. There's someone who just yawned because of.

That, Hank was laying down earlier. So that's what made.

We had to do an ad to do an ad. Do you guys want to get mad about an anonymous poll?

Yes.

Okay, let's do it.

I still think pft it was fair. It's not that big a deal.

Oh, no thanks. We'll get to that with Mount Rushmore. ESPN polled over 100 NFL players to rank quarterbacks according to a variety of criteria. Let's get angry. You guys ready? Yeah. So the GOAT standings according to over 100 players as it stands right now. Tom Brady, 85. Mahomes, seven.

Okay, good.

Hank feels like he's still holding a lot of ground there.

85 to seven means that 8% of NFL players don't have either one of those two as their old time.

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like some people just missed these, some of these questions because there's. Oh, I guess there was several other players receiving votes. They didn't list them. I would like to know.

Yeah, I want to know.

I would like to know.

Maybe Peyton Manning.

Paul George.

Yep.

Yeah. Throw that out there. Okay. Rank the top three current quarterbacks. Does anyone want to guess what the top three were?

Patrick mahomes.

Yes.

Lamar Jackson.

Yes.

Then for the third, I'm going to say Aaron Rodgers.

No, it was Patrick Holmes with 291 votes. How does this. Oh, points. They get three points. Top three in their point totals. Patrick Holmes blew out Lamar Jackson over double the points. Who blew out number three? Joe Burrow.

Oh, okay. The players know the players.

Do not forget about Joe Burrow. And then other receiving votes were Josh Allen and then Aaron Rodgers.

Being in the others receiving votes category for Aaron Rodgers is not. That's a tough look.

Yeah, it is kind of funny. That whole vp thing. He could have been the vp and still made it to week one.

I also think that he would have gotten more votes as VP than his percentage of who the best quarterback.

I'd agree.

Is.

I'd agree.

Bad decision. Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers does not have Secret Service protection right now, though.

Yeah. Who will be the best rookie QB, best career? And this was a poll that was done before JJ McCarthy got hurt. Not that it matters, but we'll just throw it out there.

Jaden Daniels.

Jaden Daniels finished second.

He's so good.

Caleb first that. See, this is PFT. This is one of those situations where we do have same conference, both have new quarterbacks. But I feel like we're in a good spot together where it's like I'm rooting for your guy. You rooting for mine will kill Williams.

Shut up.

Shut the fuck up, Hank. Shut the fuck up, Hank. And let me get to the point here. Caleb Williams and Jayden Daniels, both were very close in votes 34 to 30. Wow, that's really close. Jj McCarthy was third.

He wins.

Other top vote getters, Michael Pennix junior and Bo Nicks.

No. Spencer rattler.

No. Drake May.

Interesting.

Not even. Not on the other top.

Not others receiving votes.

Bulletin board.

Tough summer for drakes.

Okay, that's tough. Most overrated.

Quarterback, Drake May.

No.

Okay, most overrated.

Trevor.

Josh Allen actually won. It was number one. But there was someone more important, number two only. Actually two people tied for second, a vote behind Deshawn. No.

Tua tua's on the list.

And Jalen hurts.

I was gonna say Dak, but he's properly rated at number 17.

Jalen hurts.

I overrated every single second of all of the Jalen Hurts lander this offseason.

Is there a chance he wasn't?

He was hurt last year. He was himself. I said it yourself.

Brandon Walker had this question to our co worker, Connor Griffin, who's also a Philly fan. He said that at some point this season you were going to utter the words, Jalen Hurts is a bum.

No.

Do you think you will utter those words?

No.

I think you uttered them last year.

No, I didn't at any point.

Not even in the heat of passion?

Well, I. We've said it ourselves. That in the heat of Pat. Yeah, I'm a passionate guy.

You are. You're saying.

Right, so that's.

You will mean that I could say that he could be having the best game ever.

Question for you, Max. Is there even a small, small, small, small part of you? You said no. The thanks Jalen Hurts is good. Oh, no. You said no to that. Please make that a quote. Big head asses there.

People just have the quickest memory of all time.

Yeah. Thank you.

Wait, I say that wrong.

Memory. What?

I said what I mean memory.

You meant the shortest, shorter.

That's the same thing. Short.

No, you have a short.

I mean, this is moving.

Maximum.

Cut him some slack.

You're moving right now. You. How long is this move?

Moving sucks. Yeah, I mean, I had to move my girlfriend from New York to Chicago and then she moved and then she moved into my place and we moved into a bigger place. I got to unpack like 50,000 boxes.

You've.

Toilet is fucked up.

Toilets, fine. Toilet was fucked up in my last place. I have. My entire apartment is just filled with boxes.

Sounds like you're a couch.

I just bought a new couch, which I'm very excited about.

Okay, but can I give you a ten?

Jalen hurts. I gotta listen to these knuckleheads over here talk about Jalen hurts.

These knuckleheads. Maxi, that's a good use of knuckleheads there.

It's a. It's a simple matter of fact though, that they don't have their center anymore. And Jalen hurts. His best play was the quarterback sneak right behind his ass. He's got to learn entirely new ass.

He's going to be fine. Like people forget we went and got fucking Saquon Barkley.

Wouldn't you say though, just the fact that we're having this conversation means there's a little part of you.

You started this conversation.

The anonymous poll did.

We are podcasting, answering a question.

Anonymous poll started this conversation.

Those idiots, they don't know anything.

They play in the league.

Yeah, stupid. I'd like to know what the his receivers would say. Well, AJ Brown came to Philly because of him.

And is he gonna stay in Philly because of him?

He just signed a long term deal.

Okay, so maybe he'll get Jill hurts out.

No.

Okay, Max, can I give you a tip? No free ads, but just hire serve pro to come and get all the boxes. That's a bit. It's the best move.

They just rid of the boxes.

Yeah, they come and just take them all and get rid of them.

They move them out of your apartment.

Yeah, it's not that expensive. You just call schedule it. Because that is the. One of the worst parts about moving is when you get everything out of the boxes. Then you're like, I have a house full of boxes.

I. There's like a little entryway to my apartment. It literally is. There's all boxes.

Get spot Spider will call him up for you. Spiders, the man with that. Okay, there's your tip. So then you can not be grumpy and you can. Maybe you can be honest about Jalen hurts.

You'll see. Everyone will see. Everyone will see.

Others receiving votes for most overrated Justin Herbert, Trevor Lawrence, Deshaun Watson, Kyler Murray and Brock Purdy.

I don't know that Kyler Murray is that overrated. I don't think he's highly rated at all.

He was last year. Like going into last year.

Maybe a little bit.

Yeah. Most underrated quarterback, Brock Purdy, number one, tied with. This is a good one.

I agree with Matt Stafford.

Richard.

Correct. Matt Stafford. Kirk Cousins, tied in third with Jared. Golf, Jordan love and shocker.

Bryce Young, most underrated. Well, I guess he might be most underrated because everybody thinks that he's the worst quarterback.

He's right. He's rated so poorly, so low that.

It'S impossible for him to be overrated.

Yeah. What about the best, biggest trash talking quarterbacks? Fun one. This is the last one.

Ooh, this is fun.

Very.

Patrick Mahomes.

No.

Kirk Cousins.

Not even close. Josh Allen's number one.

Okay.

Love that.

Baker.

Yes.

Yeah.

Number two.

Baker likes to run the jaws.

And then Aaron Rodgers, number three. Fun. Anonymous poll. It's just like another thing. They just keep throwing us little appetizers back and forth right before we're just waiting so desperately for football to come out. There's like, oh, yeah, here, discuss this first.

We'll give you a little tidbit to run about. Yeah. The. I can see Aaron Rodgers being very sarcastic with his trash talk. Yeah, like something. He definitely spits something at you from the comment section.

I also feel like he's one of those guys who does the first down in your face after a penalty when the DB is arguing. And he'll just walk by and be like, move the ball.

We're going that way, buddy.

Pick the ball out of your hands and be like, we're over here.

Yeah, move the chains, buddy. Nice flag.

Yeah. What else we got? I don't know. Anything else that's going to read some headlines.

The NFL is considering approving private equity investment in teams.

Saudis.

No, that's not Saudis. So they're still against foreign governments being able to invest. Okay, that's next up. And so this whole thing is just that there, we're running out of people who can afford to buy NFL teams.

Got it.

Because they're getting so expensive. So there's like 40 people in the United States that right now, in theory, could purchase an NFL team. So they're like, how do we make this work? Oh, yeah. We'll just let private equity buy it. And every, everyone knows everything that private equity touches turns to gold.

Yes.

So this is going to be a great move by the NFL. No downside to the fans.

They should do a raffle for one NFL team.

10% of the team goes to one fan.

No. Or just like one fan gets to own an entire team next time an owner dies. Or like there's some. Someone gets ousted. Like this one's going up to a raffle.

That would be fun.

It's just imagine the. Because they could do it probably if they did a lottery. How many people. How much money do you think a lottery would raise if the. If what you got was an NFL team?

It'd be billions, probably more than the value of the actual.

Is this not the best idea ever, that you then get billions of dollars for the actual? So the sale actually happens.

All the team. To the lottery.

To the lottery, yeah. And then. And then one random fan will end up being an NFL owner.

Or the first one that gets picked in the lottery gets stoned to death by the rest. By the opponents fans. And the second person to win gets the team.

Oh, man.

Imagine winning an NFL team.

Or you have that. You pick two people and they have to fight to the death.

Yeah.

For the team.

Oh, I kind of like that, too.

I like that. Then the fans of that team will instantly be like, he fought for us.

What if the team. Oh, what if the team that wins the next Super bowl, they split all the shares of that team? That brand new team?

Yeah. What if it's. What if it's. Instead of fight to the death, the two fans have to start a quarterback for their team during the preseason? It's who can last the longest?

I like that, too.

That would make preseason fun.

Five the longest.

Yeah.

Who can. Who can basically just keep going out there?

That's not a bad idea either, man.

I think we just solved the NFL's viewership crisis.

You have. We're in trouble. We've been in trouble this year. I think the NFL is back.

It's too bad. If we had this idea for the NBA, Adam Silver. We just have to post it under, you know, like, respond to one of his tweets, and he'd probably be like, this is a great idea.

Okay, if the. If the NFL fan winning lottery idea was, it has to be a fan who is delinquent more than $50,000 on child support.

Yeah. Well, that's part of it, too, is that whenever you go by the lottery, you get arrested.

Get arrested.

Yeah. Yeah, but I. Roger, think about it. Maybe it's an expansion team. Do you think we're gonna get an expansion? I would hope not. I don't think 32 is a great number.

It's a good number. It's always weird when you have, like, a. Like, the offset leagues where they're not the same amount. Yeah, I don't know. What's the next team? Everyone keeps talking about San Antonio. Now that Las Vegas is Las Vegas. That was the one boogeyman that every owner could point to and be.

Las Vegas is Las Vegas.

We'll just move to Las Vegas.

La too.

So San Antonio, double LA. Yeah. Now San Antonio is probably the next one out there. I feel like Louis.

I feel like they're also would just throw out a third team in New.

York or they're always.

Or Chicago. There's been, there's. There's been talks every now and then about that.

No.

Imagine if the second team in Chicago is just awesome. Yeah.

They're really good.

That's exactly what I've always said.

Give Pittsburgh a second team.

Yeah.

It's football town.

Yeah, absolutely.

Youngstown.

Yeah.

Give it one in Alaska.

I don't hate it. Yeah, it would be fun.

Yeah. Hawaii would max.

That's what they're gonna do. They're gonna give one to London, to Mexico.

Yeah, it's true.

That's exactly what they're gonna do in Brazil. So private equity.

It's a private equity. They're gonna be allowed to invest in the NFL.

So what does that mean?

It means it's gonna suck. It's good, though. The league is gonna get 10% worse.

Why?

Because private equity, they're gonna come in and they're just gonna try to figure out how.

Yes.

Streamline everything.

Got it.

They're gonna fire all the mascots. You're done.

That makes sense. Okay. Anything else going on in the sports world before we do our hatsy cool throne and Mount Rushmore? By the way, we have a big college football preview coming on Friday with Brandon Walker. So it'll be fun. And we're gonna have more football previews. NFL preview coming next week. We're gonna do Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday shows. Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday shows. That's what we do. We work extra hard that week.

Oh, Kaderius Tony has been cut.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Chiefs just became Super bowl champs.

Yeah.

Well, this is also very bad news for anybody that's playing against the Chiefs, because Kaderius Tony was one of your better players. If you were playing against the Chiefs last year.

Yeah.

Just by him be no longer being on the Chiefs. What was his war? It was probably like minus two last year.

Yeah. Knows, I mean, that. That opening game, the Lions game, that was a. He lost at least two full.

He lost two full games. Wide receiver, which is very hard to do.

Do we think that we don't give enough? Not credit, because it's not credit yet, but the storyline that the Chiefs could make history this year. Have we not talked about it enough?

What do you mean?

No teams ever won three in a row.

I mean, I think the Chiefs are. We've been glazing pretty hard.

I understand, but I'm just saying no team has ever won three in a row. If they win three in a row, that's going to be, I mean, that's, it's, it feels like one of those records that probably will never be touched just because it is so hard to win one Super bowl, let alone two, let alone three.

I honestly forgot that the Steelers never did it.

Nope.

I thought that the Cowboys didn't do.

It, Steelers didn't do it. Patriots didn't do it. There was always that one little year and, you know, the Cowboys and the patriots and I believe the Steelers, well, one, three out of four, but three in a row is really fucking hard to do. Are we, are we not talking about it?

We should talk about it more.

We should probably talk about it a little bit more.

I like the Chiefs over this year.

Yeah. Who's the closest? I mean, the Cowboys in 94, did they lose in the NFC championship game to the 49 ers?

I believe that sounds right.

That would, that would probably be the closest. But I'm sure there was a, I.

Mean, the Pats lost to the Eagles, but if they had won that, no.

That wasn't, that wasn't for three and. Oh, I guess that was, that would have been two.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right. No, that's, that was a very close game. You're absolutely right. Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh did not go three out of four. I'm actually wrong. They went four out of six.

Okay.

So they had two years in between. Miami also had two in a row and a chance for the third. I don't know where they finished back way, way back in the day, but, yeah, three in a row would be pretty crazy.

That'd be cool.

We'd have to be like, the Chiefs are bad for the NFL three peat also. Kind of the way you could also talk about it is there's 0% chance.

Because it's never happened.

Because it's never happened. And if you know anything about gambling or life, if something's never happened, it will never happen.

Yeah.

I go, so what are the Super.

Bowl odds right now?

I think they're five to one. Like five or six to one on draftkings.

My ride. Yeah, I might ride.

Gonna get in on it.

I might get in hard on that. Yeah.

But that's also one of those ones that, you know, remember last year, they went from odds on favorites to then time it out ten to one.

Let them lose a couple games.

Yeah, I think the Chiefs are definitely, they're five to one on draftkings right now. Chiefs are definitely in that mode of, like, the Tom Brady Patriots, where it just doesn't matter until, like, Kelsey could suck, and then he's like, all right, I'm gonna. I'm gonna play now because the playoffs.

I'll tell you what I'm thinking about betting on is Lamar Jackson to win MVP. Cause I think he's, like, 16 to one right now.

Back to back MVP. Yeah.

It seems like just purely from an odd standpoint, it seems like a good bet.

How weird. I watched the Steve McNair doc last night. Have you guys seen it?

I've not seen that.

It wasn't great. It was kind of weirdly done, because there's. I didn't realize this, but there's a lot of conspiracy theories or just murkiness around his death.

Yeah.

They didn't touch on it till the last five minutes.

It's just about his life.

It was about his life. But it was also. Jeff Fisher was great. It just jumped around a lot, and it just felt like at the end, they told us, oh, hey, we actually don't know if this is actually how it went down. Okay. Documentary over. So what I was thinking about it. It's so crazy. They gave out two MVP's that year. It is wild in, oh three flip Peyton and Stephen Mayer. One both won MVP.

I feel like that'll never happen again.

So weird.

It's. That's not MVP.

Stephen Mayer was awesome, though.

He was.

He was such a fucking tank.

So, yeah, I mean, it sounds like maybe they made that documentary and they had something they wanted to put at the end, and. And then for legal reasons, they cut it, and, like, I guess we can't get into this.

I don't know. It was the rare documentary where it was only one episode, 58 minutes, and I was like, this could have been a two episode, because usually with documentaries now, they just stretch them for way too long. This one was the reverse. Was like, do an entire first episode about Steve McNair and, like, coming up, and his story finishing third in the Heisman voting at Alcorn State was insane. Do that whole thing, then do the football, then do the death. Three episodes. I'm good with it.

Yeah, he was a monster. I'm looking at the MVP is right out. Lamar is 18 to one to an MVP. So I think I'm hitting that right now. Right now.

18 to.

Same odds as dak.

Maybe they don't tap that with you.

They might know about his ass. Maybe. Maybe they know what's been plaguing his ass.

You know who I like for MVP, I like Jalen hurts. 14 to one.

It's pretty good.

14 to one.

Yeah, I like that a lot.

Eagles, MVP.

14 to one for MVP of the Philadelphia Eagles. I also don't hate, you know what? Another one else are out there. I don't hate Matt Stafford, 30 to one because it feels like he's due for the everyone. You know, just picture yourself, actually. Well, maybe not the first week because they're playing the lions and that's too early, but picture early October. Pft. Let me look at the schedule. I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna give you the Matt Stafford visualization right now of how this can happen. It is. We're gonna go to. Hold on. I'm gonna pull it up. We're gonna go to, let's say early to mid October. You turn on your tv, it is Rams verse. Vikings. So Vikings are not great. Rams. You know what, actually, let's go. Let's go. In November, it is Rams, Dolphins, two explosive offenses. Monday Night Football. Joe Buck comes in with his big ass head and his terrible hair plugs.

Where's the game?

The game is in LA.

Okay.

I love LA. Randy Newman. We love it. So that's the intro and they're like, Matt Stafford, who's having a sensational year, takes the field with the Rams. And did you know he's never even received a vote for the MVP? I don't know if that's actually a fact. I'm just saying it.

Troy can't imagine that trend would continue after this season. You're right, partner.

And the upstart Rams, who last year put it together to get into the playoffs, are an insane seven and one to start the season. And Matt Stafford is playing MVP football, and this guy is a gamer.

I I like it.

I 30 to one that when you watch that game, it's going to be five.

My only disagreement is in that matchup, it's definitely going to be a lot of talk about Sean McVeigh and Mike McDaniel being from the same coaching tree.

True.

That's how they're going to start it out. But then right after that, they'll say, can you believe this guy's never got an MVP?

Never got. Let me see if that's actually correct. But I think this might be a narrative year with Matthew Stafford where it's like, you know, one of those, hey, we do.

We appreciate him enough.

I do think the Rams are going to have a really good offense this year. Do we appreciate him enough? That kind of stuff.

Mm hmm.

He won comeback player of the year. Is that CPO? Why? No. Yep. Is that.

Yep.

Why do you win comeback player of the year?

I think he came back from being on the lines.

Oh, that's weird. He played the whole year. He played the whole year before.

Sometimes if you just stink for a year and then you come back and you play good, they're like, okay. Yeah. Like Joe Flacco.

Yeah.

Joe Flacco came back from being on the jets.

He was. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. They were four and twelve and then went ten and six. And he won comeback player of the year.

Yeah.

He did receive at least one vote for MVP, but it was only, it was four votes in his rookie year or not. Yeah, no, I'm sorry, not his rookie year. This last year he received four votes. So we'll just. I think it's pretend that the four votes didn't happen.

Okay. What if. What if at that game he's never.

Finished higher than 8th in MVP voting? You know, leave that.

You know how they always like, zoom in on the players parents or like a close friend of theirs or their wife that's in the stands. The camera does a slow zoom in on Jake felt.

Yeah.

You know, this guy played high school football with Matt Stafford.

Yeah. This guy was actually better than Matthew Stafford, who's the MVP of this season.

Five touchdowns.

Visualizations are fun.

It is. It is fun.

Very fun.

Right now we're just. What that was was an exercise in teleporting into the future.

Also, visualization for that game over under was 52. I hammered the over final score 20 to 13.

I just took that.

I took Stafford. The visualization works.

It's narratives.

It's narrative.

Yeah.

I don't know. It, it didn't. It seemed too good for 30 to one.

Right. If especially they win primetime game on Sunday night to start. They're playing at the Lions. He's got some big games.

Think about this with Lamar. Lamar at 18 to one, you know that you're at least going to be in the conversation.

That's a fact. Also, Stafford has a bunch of primetime games. They play the Dolphins on November 11 and then they play the 49 ers. It says 715. So I assume that's an ESPN game, maybe a Thursday night game. It is Thursday night game against the 49 ers. And yeah, he's got, he's got some in the Eagles. They play the Eagles Sunday Night Football, November 24. Narratives, narratives, narratives.

We also have the NFL deciding not to use the electric measuring system instead of changing.

Thank God.

Which is good. Because we like it. Yeah. Listen, we're very dumb, but sometimes the way that we watch football is very smart in that we can tell you. Oh, I like this. This is fun versus. No, that's too much technology.

Yeah.

And the chain gang is a part of football. I like having old guys who are 75 years old. They're wearing that white hat that doesn't fit them correctly. The giant black vest with the x marker on it. I like that guy waddling out onto the field and holding up a chain next to a football, stretching it out.

Yeah.

To determine. And also, again, it goes back to, if you're rooting for either team in that situation, that's another win that you get during that game. When the chains on your side, that's a bonus play that you get to cheer for.

That's huge. We did it. We were the ones who said that we were going to fight for it. And, boy, did we fight.

We fought.

Fought hard.

Talked about it on a podcast one time.

Yeah. And forgot about it until this very moment. Okay, let's do hot seat cool throne. Then we have Mount Rushmore of everything in an awesome interview with Jerry O'Connell. Hot sea cool throne is presented by Coors Light. Fans of even the biggest rivals agree on one thing. The mountain cold refreshment of Coors light. When rivalries start to heat up this season, choose chill and reach for a Coors light to keep things cool. Rivalry getting a little overheated? Choose chill with Coors light. When you're looking to keep it chill, there's only one beer to choose. Coors light. The mountains on the bottles and cans. Even turn blue when your beer is cold. So you know when your mountain cold refreshment is ready for you to choose chill. When things heat up, choose chill and then open up a Coors light. Even the biggest rivalries agree. When it's time to cool things down and enjoy the game, you choose chill and then reach for a Coors like, get Coors light delivered straight to your door with Instacarthouse. Or go puff by going to Coors light.com. take celebrate responsibly. Coors brewing Company, Golden, Colorado. Coors Light is the most delicious beer, the coldest beer out there.

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Monster's Boeing.

Boeing.

Boeing.

Boeing.

Why Boeing?

Another Boeing explodes.

What?

During maintenance at an Atlanta airport, killing two Delta employees, another Boeing exploded.

What the fuck is going on?

That Boeing. Did that plane have information relating to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?

I don't know, but I feel like they should be on a hotter seat. I think it's, like, agreed. I wish I knew if I was flying on a Boeing or not.

I think you can't tell.

Yeah. You. How absolutely.

Can you look at your.

Look it up. All right, well, tell you right away.

But what are you gonna do? You like, everything's a Boeing.

Yeah.

They should be on a hotter seat, so I'm putting them on the hot seat.

I agree with that.

Allegedly. But don't kill me.

Yeah, Hank is very happy. Not suicidal.

Oh, looks like the tire exploded.

Shit. Well, that's two people dying. That's terrible. So Hank is just pointing something out. But again, he's not suicidal.

Not suicidal. I love my life.

Do you?

Everyone listen to this podcast says that.

Yeah.

Like, hanks a happy go lucky guy.

Yeah.

I. Yeah. I am in my mind, in my own personal mind.

You're not trying to take that ultimate vacation.

Heck no. Not yet. Although summer is over. But we got next summer coming up.

So he's next summer. You're already looking ahead. I'll be honest.

I'm looking at. I'm looking at Christmas.

I'll throw one thing out there. I I am already looking ahead to chill week next week here. That was, like, one of the best things we've done.

Camp week was great.

Too.

Camp.

We editions of good vibes weeks.

Yeah. All the haters out there that say that, all Hank does is complain, complain, complain. Complete Hanks. Hank, you're demure, you know that?

Oh, are you demure?

I think Hank is.

I saw that. I saw that most talk trend.

He's the most demure person on this podcast.

To find other words, language, language of origin.

Tick tock, tick tock.

What's it mean?

It means demure.

Demure.

I learned about Taiwan yesterday, demure today. What is it? What's the definition?

Ask you might not be.

I'm gonna just guess off the top of my head.

Can you use it in a serve?

Not your served. Modest and shy. Typically used of a woman.

It means unbothered.

You are demure.

Your chick, you choose classy over trashy.

That's facts.

And isn't that lady's name LeBron? Isn't she the one that's making it famous?

I believe so, yeah.

Hank and LeBron have a lot in.

Very demure.

What is it? What's the original video? I honestly hate that word.

Why?

Whoa.

I never understood what it meant. And every time people use it, I just hate it.

You never were like, hey, I can just look this up real quick.

No, but it's like, no, no, no, no. That's not it. Just the, like, the trendy, like, when people just hop on it. I mean, I guess I am maybe just a hater, but I did.

What other words do you hate?

When. No, but it's like the. It's like the cost. No, but it just becomes, all of a sudden, this word goes viral on tick tock, and then every single team, every single person. Yeah, I know, and I. But I judge the people that just.

I'm on Hank side.

Follow them and just, like, wait, use it without. Sometimes when it's funny, it's funny.

Timeout.

But if you're just like, all right, everyone's using demir. I'm.

I agree. I agree with. With what you're saying in that when everyone latches onto a word and it just becomes like, you. You have a word that you've never. You'd never see, and then you see it every single second for, like, a week straight. That's annoying. But do you specifically not like the word demure?

No, just. Just the usage of it. Yeah, just the people that are using it.

I thought you were triggered by just the word demure.

No.

You know that something's up when you've. When you never heard a word, and then all of a sudden, you hear it three times in the same day. Yeah, and, like, it is the world conspiring against me with this word.

And. And obviously, this has happened, you know, over the last five years, but every brand and team account has gone super cute, and it's like they just are the first ones to hop on chewy and kill it instantly. Yeah, yeah.

Cutesy. Very mindful, very demure.

Oh, that's. That's.

That's.

That's.

And you actually kind of.

Wait, I crushed.

Do the kind of.

Look.

Do the. Do the amiglia.

What's a drink of choice?

What is that?

Now, this bag.

Liato, there's so many things.

I mean, that was. That one is all I just said at that.

Angry.

Wait, what's the last one?

Ooh, study.

See, like, there's so.

That one's funny.

So many things that happen in our day to day life that are objectively not funny.

Correct.

But because you've all seen the same video, it's funny.

Yeah. And it's also the. What it's become is it's just funny. If it's funny for, like, one single second.

Yeah.

Then everyone's like, well, this will be funny for the next thousand seconds. That's basically what you're talking about.

Who do you think is we should do anonymous poll. Anonymous part of my take poll. Who is the most demure quarterback in the NFL?

Reserve. Modest and shy. Typically used of a woman.

Deshaun Watson. Hmm.

Reserved, modest and shy. Justin Herbert. Yeah, I think he's most demure.

Dak.

Jalen hurts. No, Jalen hurts is demure.

Fuck no, he's not.

Yes, he is.

No, he's not. He's not. He's not demure at all. He's got a fucking ass that he flaunts everywhere.

Brock purdy.

Literally just existing with that ass.

Well, what that ass do? All right.

Boeing my cool those pop punk.

Okay, thank you.

Back.

Back on tour this weekend. Oasis.

I think we might have to break.

Hell yes, you have to.

Me and Ronald just scream at each other and Liverpudly and accents. Yeah, throw bottles and shit.

Manchester.

They're not from Liverpool.

Pretty sure you'll. I'm pretty sure you're gonna get fought over what you just said.

Okay, wait, what part of London I.

Think you're about to get? What part of the fuck.

What part of London is Manchester? Because I know that Liverpool is west of London.

I think it's south London.

Okay, south London. Manchester. Okay, my mistake.

I just. Yeah, they're from Manchester. Pft. Oh, my God.

Guy didn't know my London. They're gonna get apologized.

Cuz Liverpool is like, that's where the bails are from.

Well, that's. That's also. Liverpool is one of the places in. In the UK that I feel like it's like someone from Texas.

Yeah, they're like, fuck you. Yeah, I'm not from England. I'm from Liverpool.

Yeah, if someone was from Texas and you're like, oh, yeah, they're just, you know, a Yankee.

Yeah. Patty the bad York. Yeah, yeah, that type. My mistake. So, yeah, Manchester accents, but yeah, it'll be fun. DC Friday, Philly, Saturday night. Tickets on sale. Pup punk rocks raw. X.com.

Love it.

And maybe some. Maybe some guest appearances.

After parties.

After party at Barstool, Sansom in Philly.

Awesome bar.

Yeah, should be good. Max will be in Philly, but he will not be at the show.

Wedding. I have a wedding.

I know, but in case people connect any dots and see, Max is in Philly. He will not be at the show because he doesn't care about you.

That's not true. That's not true.

Hey, are you going? No, we'll just ask for the after parties.

I was just curious if there would be one.

Would you like to go, Hank?

Where is it?

Philly.

Where's people?

Nuts for hang everyone.

DC and Philly.

I do love the, the barsal bar and Samson street.

Yeah.

Mm hmm.

It's a great bar.

Okay. Pft, your hot seat. Cool. To him.

My hot seat is John Cena. Oh, he's on the hot seat.

Big time retirement tour. John Cena.

I don't know if you saw the recent bombshell report that came out in Rolling Stone today, but apparently John Cena follows multiple white supremacist Twitter accounts.

Oh, no.

Now the person that wrote this, I don't know if they saw that. John Cena follows everybody. Yeah, he follow Twitter.

700,000 people.

I also think you could have found something even more weird or damaging than white supremacist Twitter accounts.

Okay.

There's a bunch of those.

I think if you had even follow them.

Oh, really? That's power move.

Also 800 5857 thousand people. Is this person gonna next tell us the Joey Batista follows some white supremacist?

Hey, diggs probably known white supremacist. Yeah. Now just saying that out loud made me realize John Cena's account should be locked, shouldn't it?

Why?

Because you can't see him.

Oh, yeah, true.

Can't see any of his activity.

Yeah, I can't believe that they, someone actually wrote this story and didn't point out the fact that they just follow.

Every single person they might have. I didn't read the entire story. I saw the first part of it. They listed the, the accounts that he followed. But, yeah, he follows 800, like, half of Twitter. Didn't we ask him about then? He said he, it's a blessing to be able to see so many different people's perspectives.

I just assume whenever someone does that, they just don't run their own account. Like, I don't think he's ever probably logged into his account. Yeah, that's probably someone else is running it. Following everyone.

Yeah, somebody else dig through John Cena's Twitter followers and just see, see how bad you can make it for him.

All right, so x hate speech is so common. Slugs like John Cena fall white nationalists.

Hmm.

This is. I mean, they have to mention it, right? I'm not paying for this article. Nevermind. Oh, wait, they have to mention.

I'm sure they do.

Okay, either way, John Cena hot seat. Oh, yeah, they do mention Cena follows tons of users on the site. More than 850,000 at this point. What is his, his timeline has looks insane.

Somebody should do one of those accounts that updates you on who he's following and who he's unfollowing. Yeah, because I want to know, like, who he ads. I actually just want to know how bad you have to be at Twitter for John Cena to unfollow you.

Yeah, you know, I don't think he's ever unfollowed.

What would stand out enough where John Cena's like, no, not my cup. I'll take the 860,000 other people I follow.

What was the chicks name that Kyle Kuzma followed?

Shit, I unfollowed her.

Fuck.

It was today's. No, I still follow a J. Teddy's for research. It was.

She have a kid?

Shit, AJ. Yes, she did.

Wow, congrats to her. Kyle Kuzma follows. Oh, man, it was so funny. It was one of those ones that usually you just can't follow just based on the username. Like, some of the usernames you can get away with because you just, you know, and get a little. Oh, what do they do? Who knows? All right, we'll figure it out. Keep going. Your cool throne.

Uh, my cool throne is. Hang on, I just got an.

Oh, here it is.

Yep.

Miss Thick overlord.

Miss thick overload overload.

Miss Thick overload.

A thick overload. Ent. So she's your nose and throat. I think we knew the last part of that.

Oh, I love it. I love it.

My cool throne is going to be Angel Hernandez.

Oh, what happened?

Because he's not, statistically the worst major league baseball umpire ever.

Who would that be?

That honor goes to Scott Berry. He was behind home plate in the last innings of the Cubs Pirates game yesterday.

Cubs might be back.

Cubs are beating run 14 to 518, to 518 to six. They were up.

Kind of used up all our runs.

So a position player from the Pirates got into pitch, as you do sometimes blow. It's like these. And there was a pitch that was 15 inches out of the strike zone that was called a strike because he kind of lobbed it in. And I also.

I'm not gonna blame him. You just want to get out of there.

You want to get the fuck out of there at that point. But it would also suck if you were up to bat and you know that your contract is parsed based on, like, every single statistical measurement that you can make.

Correct.

And so every strike or strikeout, or if you get into a bad count unnecessarily, that probably pisses you off too. But I do stand with Scott Barry in this instance. Just because. Just call everything a strike.

Right.

It should be like, okay. No matter what you can, if you're a batter, you should have the ability to take an intentional strikeout.

Right.

Just like you have the ability to intentionally walk someone.

Yes. Agreed. By the way, Nathan Peterman just got cut.

Oh.

None of these really make sense, though, because they all end up getting back on the team. You know what I mean? Like, Nathan Peterman is going to be just a. He's going to be practice squad. Is he nothing.

Is he eligible?

I don't know.

He's been in the league for.

Oh, you can't be long time.

I don't know what the rules behind that are. I think if you have like five or six years.

Okay, my hot seats. I have two. One is dolphins the animal? Yes. There's a report out of Tokyo that they found and trapped a sexually frustrated dolphin that had allegedly raped over 200 people. No, 45 people. 200 miles.

Sexually frustrated is one way to put it. Yeah, I think he would be sexually satisfied at that point.

This dolphin went on a multi year rampage, sexually assaulting beachgoers about 200 miles west of Tokyo. Dolphin would. Will reportedly bite people and rub its genitals on them if they get close. Teabagging. He's just been teabagging.

Yeah, that is.

That really.

I don't know. It seems like just boys being boys.

It does.

Peyton Manning, one co mvp doing something college, correct.

Yes, that is true. People don't talk about that. My other hot seat is Wilcompton memorabilia. So I'm in the business now. We're gonna create a museum for Will Compton, our good friend in the handicap stall of the back bathroom in the barstool Chicago office. I've already procured a, one of his old jerseys. But if you have any will Compton memorabilia, I am buying.

I want his teeth.

I would love his teeth.

I want to get, I want. I will pay top dollar for Will Compton's old teeth.

Anything will compton related we want to put up in the museum, which again, will be in the handicap stall of the back bathroom in the Chicago office.

When you get those veneers put in, they take out all your teeth, right?

I don't know. I think they shave them down.

Are they shaved?

I don't understand how it works, but they, they do shave them. It's your real teeth. Because I've also wondered that.

I think they shave them down and then they put the veneers in front.

If somebody can do a, like, you know, you go to the dentist and you do the plaster and they give you the, the mouth like.

Yes, will, confidence dentist, please hit us up.

Will competence dentists, please hit us up because we'd like to buy a plaster mold of his old teeth.

I want to just recap. I want to have one of the greatest museums we've ever put up.

I think it would be the great will Celtic only. Yeah. The only museum that we've ever put up.

Yes, that's true.

Give tours.

Yeah, yeah.

Gift shop. Yeah, I like it.

Tours. While someone's shitting, have an extra one.

Of those audio pieces that you can put in. We can just release a podcast, actually, if all three.

Black Friday will do a. Will do a personalized tour while will shitting.

I like that. Yeah. And we can record it, and then that way, anybody that ever goes into that bathroom in the future, they can just play that episode of the podcast. It's like you're getting the tour of Will Compton.

Yeah.

If all three stalls are available in.

That bathroom, go to Will Compton Museum every.

No, but before. Before the museum existed. Are you going for the handicap?

Yeah, usually.

Yeah.

Yeah.

In this office? Yes.

I've just wondered that. I usually do, too, but I think the correct move. I've wondered because I thought. I've realized that most people probably do that.

The correct move. If you're going for least trafficked it. Trafficked is definitely the middle. I think the middle always gets the least amount of traffic.

Yeah. I don't care about the traffic as much. I just care about the luxury space. Yeah. You feel like you're.

And now you're gonna get to be in a museum.

Yeah.

Who gets to shit in the museum? Us. That's us. My cool throne is us podcasters. Cause Jason Kelsey and Travis Kelsey signed a hundred million dollar deal.

Love that. Good for them.

How's that. How does that put us on the cool throne?

That means change, bitch.

Value goes up.

I mean, so I think that means we just get another board ape in our paycheck next week.

Yeah. We can drive a hard line in the negotiation process. We should allow private equity to be able to invest in part of my take.

Saudis.

I'd like to see the guaranteed money on that.

I would as well. I'd also like to see if there's any notes on who has to be dated.

There's a. There's an escape clause.

Hey, break up. You have to start dating Rihanna. Come on, dude. How's the J. Lo thing going?

Sounds. Yeah.

Did she get back to you?

I don't think.

Dude. I want to get the hundred.

All right, listen, we have a lot of famous women that. Listen to our podcast. Please reach out to us.

Hey.

And we'll do a dating show for. Yes, but it's strictly based on who.

The most famous person, a million followers or more.

Yeah, actually, that would be a great series.

Yes, it would. Hank.

I'm down for that.

Okay.

Would you. Would you be intimidated dating somebody that was way more famous and rich than you?

No, I have no. Fuck, no. That'd be great. Yeah, they're richer.

Yeah.

Schumer. Why not?

Why not?

Yeah, there we go.

I'm just gonna throw this out here, Hank. Not political. Not political.

See? Yes.

AOC. We know that you love AOC's.

Yeah. Comma, would you date any singer? Any famous singer?

Probably Chapel Roan. Sure.

Liz.

Talented.

Sure.

Nice.

I don't think Chapel would be into you.

Adele, who's getting married.

I love Adele. You're not love Adele.

That's. That's Chet Haze's territory.

When Stefani. Yes.

Bangers. I feel like she has, like, kids. Probably kids. Like, they're, like, my age.

Sexy red.

She might be too much of a thought for me.

Billy strings.

But, I mean, Hank, think about it.

Billy strings, he's buried. But what if he said, you know what? This isn't working out for me, Hank. You're the one for me.

Probably not. I'd go on a mandate with him.

Okay, okay.

Who's your new guy? Did she find a new new musician?

Oasis.

Oh, crazy.

You guys.

You guys are like.

You can have multiple musicians that you like.

Would you date both of the Gallagher brothers at the same.

I'm a Liam guy.

Are you?

But he's not something you date. That's just like, a fling.

Yeah.

Okay.

Funny video that I saw yesterday of him talking to, like, a fourth grade class.

Oh, yeah. So good.

And they were like, okay, you have any questions for Liam? And one kid was like, yeah. Do you get. What does he say? Do you get treats after you get.

Treats after you do a good concert?

And he's like, sort of.

Yeah, of sorts. Sweets. Yes. Sweets. Yeah. Okay, huey, your hot sequel. Throne.

Yeah.

My hot seat.

The Detroit Tigers.

Okay. Particularly Javi Baez. Oh, my God. So Javi Baez will be out for the rest of the season this year.

With a right hip surgery. That doesn't sound good.

No. And this completes his third year out.

Of a six year contract with the Tigers.

In three years with the Tigers, he's.

Ranked as the second worst hitter in.

Baseball among 285 players who stepped up to the plate at least 250 times.

And in three years, he has a.

Total of 36 home runs, and he.

Has three years left on that contract, right?

Around 75 million still has to be paid to him. And it's just a bad contract all around. Another reminder of how bad it's been. And we're not out of the storm yet. We have to deal with that big money.

Is that a winged deal?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

So the. The Cubs, essentially, they can sleep at night knowing that they got rid of all their other good players, because they're like, at least we didn't keep this one guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Pete Crow Armstrong. Not exactly a hitter, but he did have an inside the park home run. Did. In 14 seconds. Yeah. Other night was pretty fucking fast.

Yeah. Pretty cool.

Yeah.

But cool.

Throne, Reese's, particularly Angel Reese.

Oh, sponsor.

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They've dropped a collection.

A merch, jerseys, the whole nine.

Yeah, I'm sure some candy is gonna be around the corner. Maybe a basketball shaped Reese's coming. Potentially big things coming.

It tastes like sour grapes.

Yeah. Yeah.

She also. Speaking of Angel Reese, we.

We might be. She's also on the cool throne, but.

We might be on the hot throne.

She has a podcast. Yeah, she does have a podcast.

She does. She just unapologetically angel. Yeah.

Unapologetic.

Hank dropping tea.

What if, you know, I think she says she's clocking clock and tea. She's clocking tea. Because this is a problem in the podcast space. A lot of people with the blogs think that they clocked the tea, but if you clock your own tea before they clock your tea, then they don't actually have the real tea because you've already clocked it yourself.

Got it. Clock and tea.

Would you. Would you date angel Reese?

Yeah.

Okay, we could make.

Here we go. Here we go. Chai Barbie.

Yeah.

Huey would be so upset.

I'd be supportive.

I'd be supportive.

That would be a power couple. That would be a power couple.

Yeah.

Hank, you got to start thinking, hi.

Your kids could get it.

We got him. We got a milk you.

The tagline for her pocket.

I want to mill. I want to milk you for everything. Please. Milk you. Yeah. What's your tagline?

What they gonna say now?

Oh, I like that.

I like Jason Tatum quote. Right? Hey. What? That's a Jason Tatum quote.

No self curry.

No, he invented that.

You're not gonna respond. Okay. He's not taking the bait. That was smart of him. Point, Hank. Okay. Good job, Huey. Let's get to our Mount Rushmore. We have the Mount Rushmore of everything. It's brought to you by our friends at game time. Football season is here and we can't wait to get out some games this fall with the help of game time, the official ticketing partner, Barstool Sports. You know how much we love game time. Now with their brand new game time picks feature, they're making it even easier to get to a game. Game time picks filters out the fluff to show you only incredible deals on great seats so you don't have to waste time searching through thousands of tickets. We were looking at the opening night. We have the Ravens going to Kansas City banner night with the GT picks feature. Game time picks feature. You can get in for $250. Some great seats. So go check out game time now. Just pull up your chosen event and turn on the GT pics setting at the top of the screen. Or browse the best local game time picks deals near you on your game time app homepage.

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Dibbidi. Okay, so there's jerry. We're gonna do the mount rushmore of everything. Mount Rushmore of everything. Now, Hank.

Yes.

You run the risk of officially losing.

Yeah, I think it's over.

If you lose this Mount Rushmore, you are now down four points to pft.

Pft comes in second. In either of the next two. It's over.

Yes. Yeah.

I have to avoid last place, like the play.

Was there any issues with how last Mount Rushmore was voted on?

No issues. Pft had a good, you know, very basic looking draft. He did a good job.

Was. Was there any with the phrasing of memes tweet?

No. I mean, memes brought it up to my attention. He was like, oh, I realize I, you know, I usually do. Every single Mount Rushmore we've ever done in the history of this podcast has been prefaced with, who won today's Mount Rushmore yesterday? Memes. And accidents happen. He's a busy guy. He's got a lot of stuff going on. He just phrased it. What got left off the list with the poll, and I don't believe this, but some people online, the few, the proud, the Hank fans, very few, they brought to my attention that based off of the wording of the tweet, people might have been voting off who's has got, like, who had the worst list?

Oh, I don't necessarily think that. I don't either.

I don't either.

Yeah. So either at first, memes brought it up. I was like, maybe there's something to this. Maybe. Maybe memes is right. But then Hank was adamant about it not affecting the result of the poll. So I'm gonna go. Hank says, yeah, good guy, Hank.

So Friday, you might be, depending on how this goes, you might be picking out of a hat.

Yeah, I'm assuming that's gonna happen.

Okay.

This is PFT's pick, so I'm sure he's got a good draft. What you've wanted to do Mount Rushmore everything.

No, we talked about this in the group chat, like, a couple weeks ago into the season. We're gonna do the Mount Rushmore of everything.

But yesterday we had the conversation.

Well, this could be the last Mount Rushmore of the season.

Could be the mom Rushmore of everything.

But what? Yeah, that's you saying you didn't. We didn't have a conversation yesterday where you said, what about Mount Rushmore? Everything.

Well, that was one of the ones that we had said we would do the last week.

Right, but you brought it up.

Factor fiction. This is last week.

We had the choice.

I don't think I suggested, but hopefully.

It was on camera.

We'll see.

Okay.

We'll look at the tape.

Okay.

I think what's important is that, is that Hank. Hank's sportsmanship is so good this year.

Yeah, I. I said you should pick Rocky tomorrow, and you said everything.

Okay.

I don't know why you're. I don't know why you're in denial.

Mount Rushmore.

Weird.

Well, the good news is, Hank, you have the first pit.

I do.

And that's huge in this.

It is huge.

Huge. So Mount Rushmore of everything. Hank, trying to stay alive. What is your first pick?

I am going to go with having sex.

Okay. Okay.

You're learning.

I thought for sure he was going to take boobs.

I did, too. I was like, boobs are still on the table, right?

Yeah.

On the table.

Yeah.

Okay. Good pick. Good pick. Hank. Having sex.

I'll take boobs.

Okay.

I'll take boobs. That's a good second pick.

Good, good second pick. Max.

Great pick. So I'm up third, huh?

You're up third.

You know what? I'm just going to say football.

Okay.

Football is my.

Football is my one. One.

Yeah. It's my first pick.

Yeah. No, that's a great one. That's a great one.

It sounds like you guys are pandering a little bit with yours, but that's okay.

Yeah. All right, so I have two picks.

If you had to choose one for the rest of your life, you choose football.

Yeah, absolutely. I'm not having any more kids. I take football. Easy, easy. Okay. I'll go with music. Music. Need music.

Mm hmm.

And personal pick. Ice cream interest. Music and ice cream.

Music and ice cream.

Music and ice cream.

All right, my second pick. I'm gonna go with beer.

Okay, so I got all.

And beer.

Yeah, I mean, I love. I love ice cream, so I don't. I love take ice cream over beer.

I would take for the rest of your life. I think I would take beer over ice cream.

Yeah, I'm also gonna. I did zero prep for saying, I don't have. I don't have. I'm gonna go with movies.

Oh.

What'S your favorite movie of all time, Max?

I'm going to either go with Kangaroo Jack, stand by me, Jerry Maguire, scream. Just any of those. Really?

Yeah, those are good picks.

Hey, Jerry, for when? For when I beat Hank in Mount Rushmore and he finished his last. Can you just give us a quick. You guys want to see a dead body?

Were you mad that we didn't pick that line, Jerry, when we did the.

Quotes, I just thought.

His mic's not on me.

I just thought. You missed. You missed an opportunity. You missed. You missed points on the board.

You.

You left points off the board.

How did you say that phrase? How do you say that quote?

Um, typically, I charge money on cameo for this, but I'll give it to you guys for free. You guys want to go see a dead body?

That's good chills.

Wow. Wow.

A tank.

It's a little more fucked up coming from a skinny Jerry O'Connell. It's better when it's husky.

I think you're up.

All right, I'm gonna go with a dog that loves you.

Okay.

And winning the lottery.

Yeah.

Winning the lottery.

Winning the lottery.

I don't. Don't like 90% of people that win the lottery get divorced, dead or broke within, like, two years.

Well, they gotta do the right thing. I take the. Don't. Don't take the lump sum or. No, you do take. You do take the lump sum and stay anonymous.

Yeah, yeah.

You take the lump sum.

You're saying you take the best annuity where you get paid, like, every year for the next 50 years.

Dollar tomorrow is not gonna be a dollar next week.

Yeah. You invest it, Biden. You invest it.

Okay.

Winning the lottery.

Winning the lottery and a dog that loves you. Okay, Max.

Fuck. I weren't gonna take dogs.

No, I just didn't think. I forgot that I was up. I'm gonna go with meatballs.

All right. I had as a fourth round grade.

No, I had as a fourth round grade, too, but I couldn't think of a third. Just thought I would go with it now.

Okay.

Okay. I'm gonna take living in the good old USA.

Okay.

Living in the United States. Let's go, America.

Yep. And. Oh, no. You have to. One pick. All right, I will go. So I have. I have music and ice cream. Let me just go. I'll just go. Drugs and gambling. My last two picks.

Solid. Oh, yeah.

All right.

What kind of drugs?

Even now? Any kind.

All drugs.

Drugs and gambling.

Okay. Prilosec.

Sure.

Okay.

Helps.

Afrin. Affirm. Yeah, actually, yeah. Afrin should be on this.

Yeah. I mean, you could say you could. You could do it the. The pg way. Like, hey, would. It would suck if we didn't have Tylenol and. And antibiotics, and we would all be dead when we were, like, twelve years old from black lung. Or you could do the other way and be like, hey, weeds. Pretty nice.

Yeah.

And other stuff.

It is nice. So my pick?

Yeah.

I'm gonna go with family.

Oh, nice.

Family. I feel like family is a strong one. Your family if you don't have your family. Hank was lucky enough to be able to bring his dad in for Mount Rushmore earlier this week. That's the kind of thing that you got to cherish.

Mm hmm.

Family.

True. All right, Max, I'm gonna go with.

Part of my take.

Oh, nice.

Bit narcissistic.

Wow. Okay. I should have first podcast off the board.

Yep.

Hank is really thinking hard. There's a lot on there. There's one that you really love.

Vacation.

Yeah, that's it. You got to pick it.

I was gonna go. Is it done?

No. Yes.

Don't draft over.

Yeah. What were you gonna pick?

Well, pft. We were talking about how pft, like, used to back in the day, like, try and be funny because it's a comedy podcast and pick funny pics.

Yeah.

But he kind of stopped doing that and just.

Well, when we made a punishment and I started coming in last place because people don't like the outlier picks, then you got it. You gotta adapt to the game, Hank.

But we were just reminiscing on how old funny. How old Pft used to be. So funny. But I was gonna.

I knew this was gonna be the line of attack.

Comedy, dude. There's truth in comedy. Comedy is true.

But I was gonna go with just warm clothes out of the dryer. Oh, but I had. I was PF now, Hank, vacation.

Okay, real quick with my. That wouldn't happen to be the first thing that pops up when you google what are the best things on earth, would it? That would happen to be the first thing on, is the first link that you click on.

You help on the Mount Rushworth.

I've been doing oppo research on Hank for the last, like, six Mount Rushmore drafts, and Hank always goes with the. Whatever that first list on ranker.com is. You lit.

Yes.

You.

Everything's the easiest mount Rushmore to do. Yeah.

And I didn't use any of them.

You typed in what are the best things on earth?

And I didn't use any of them. Fact or fiction.

But you wanted to use.

No.

You wanted to use putting on clothes out of the dryer.

Yeah, I thought about it.

Things that got left off. Buffalo wings. Pizza. Steak.

Melted cheese.

Melted cheese. Money.

Coffee.

Coffee. Great one, Jerry.

The f 15 eagle.

Yep. Video games. Yeah.

I was gonna say video games and then part. I saw a part of my. Take, the logo, and I was like, I should just say that.

Yeah.

Oh, you know, it's a big.

Singers.

Yeah. Dingers are great. Big miss. Getting a good night's sleep.

Yeah, sleep. Sleep is a very good one. Fast car.

Boats that start.

Boats are cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Boats are okay.

Cheese.

Selling your boat is good.

Yeah.

Oh, you said melted cheese.

Being on a boat is cool.

Being on a boat's fun.

Being on a boat is awesome.

Nobody took vaginas.

No blowjobs. I guess that's in sex. What else?

Chicks. Fuck. Chicks got left off.

Chicks.

He's getting paid. Getting drunk.

College.

No.

Come on.

A lot of work.

Yeah, but not really. March madness. Pretty good. Football?

Pretty good. Football clears, though.

Football does clear. Golf.

Definitely golf.

Jerry, what else do we miss?

Like coffee. Being retired. Pft. Said vagina. That's a good one. Sugar walls. It's about it. Coffee and vagina.

Coffee.

Anything else?

That's it. French fries.

Oh, fries are good.

Fries are really good. What else?

Burgers.

Burgers.

Soup.

Soup would have been a tough pick, I think, on this.

Oh, getting out of a. Getting out of a speeding ticket. Some sort of traffic violation.

Canceling plans.

Oh, Hank, was that little smirk for.

I'm looking on this list of this thing.

Oh, man. He's going full. AI you.

You picked some of the things on the.

No, he did. No, I didn't.

Family. Oh.

Wasn't on the list. I just. I'll be honest. I looked at the top thing on the list. I saw is putting on warm clothes out the dryer. Family might be on the list, but family, I feel like that's fairly generic.

That is pretty generic.

Interesting.

No, I don't need a computer to do my list.

So do we remember what's in the hat? If we have to on Friday, do.

The hat it is.

We're gonna have to go back.

The nine daughters. Not possible. We talked about it like a nine.

You have one veto.

Okay, so that's gonna be the nine darter. It's rough and rowdy ring girl.

It's encounter shoot and calendar shot.

Well, rough and rowdy ring girl and photo shoot. While you're wearing the rough and ratty.

Ring girl outfit, it's winning a season of college football on highs.

I thought we agreed that everything should be a stream.

Yeah, true, but the rough route is a stream.

All right, what was LeBron's points?

Lebron's points. But, like, this is where. I mean, it is what.

What it is.

You haven't lost yet, Hank.

It is what it is.

What?

We. We go through these things. We say, all right, we're gonna pick a punishment. Everyone pick a punishment. Then we push it off. Then we push it off. Then we say, all right, everyone pick a punishment. Everyone picks a punishment. We say, this is going in a hat. After they go in a hat, we then decide everything has to be a stream, even though half the things in the hat aren't a stream. And so even though there's things in the hat, which we all agreed upon, somehow, it's gonna have to be something that's a stream, even though some of the things in the hat. On a stream.

Most of the things are streams, though.

The rough and rowdy one does not. But, like, well, you guys are gonna be like, it has to be rough.

And rowdy is a stream, buddy.

Right, but the calendar shoot, like, well, that's just behind. That's for team talk thing, is not a stream.

So why don't. Why don't we just. Why don't we get it to just three stream things or four stream ticks?

Okay, I I know. I'm just saying.

It's just.

It is, and I'm obviously lashing out because I have to do the punishment, but it's like, we come to this agreement before the punishment, before the season starts for a reason. So then. To then change it.

Yeah.

I feel like you were part of the conversation that said it should be.

A stream, but that was.

But that still.

You were.

But, like, before your moment right now, you were like, yeah, it should be a stream, but now that you lost.

You'Re like, but why didn't we decide this before?

Okay, so it's very simple. What's. What other punishments are not streams.

I don't want to go back.

What do you think, watching this live happen? What's going through your head, Hank?

You want to call your daddy? You haven't even lost yet, Hank, get a landline.

No, I'm fine with whatever I'm fine with.

I just.

The only one that I would veto is nine daughter because that's literally no one could do that except for, like, Michael van Gogh, I think.

Oh, Michael, I think you do it.

When I think you do it.

If I have a veto, it's going to that we.

I think you could do it. We wouldn't do maybe the exact distance. If you were a little closer, you could probably do. It would be an electric stream.

You said I have a vita, right?

Yeah, you do? Yeah. Okay, good. Mount Rushmore. Let's.

How do you feel about your Mount Rushmore, Hank?

I think it's over. I think, again, new pft has figured it out. He's going to come in second.

Yeah.

No laughs.

But it would be a shame if.

I actually come in first. I, I'm feast or famine. I'm like Adam Dunn. I either hit a dinger, get first place, or come in last place.

It would be a shame if the awl has made Friday's Mount Rushmore do or die.

You can't. You're skewing the vote.

It would be a shame.

Election fraud would be a shame.

I'm not, I'm not involved. Stop your shield. Yes. Like that would be a.

Such a shame.

Doesn't matter.

Take away some of my points here. I want to get penalized for this.

I'll get penalized that you're shipping this podcast down to Central and South America and getting all these new voters and trying to weigh it for you guys.

I don't like classic. I want to, I want them to vote.

This is Democrat this right way.

I want to buy one vote.

The right just stinks.

Then Jerry Kamala rally and get one last Mount Rushmore.

Yeah. One less Mount Rushmore. We won't do about Rushmore Friday. No, I mean, if it's over, it's over.

True. It'll be over. Good job taking grass.

Congrats, Hank.

You did great.

Thanks.

And we'll see what happens with the vote tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm sure memes will get the cash and.

Right.

It'll be fine.

Yeah.

Okay, let's get to our interview with Jerry O'Connell.

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Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very, very. I'm not done. Very, very.

I'm blushing.

Jerry.

Jerry.

Jerry.

Jerry.

Jerry.

Very, very, Jerry. Very, very.

That's.

What if the whole. What if the whole podcast was me just doing that? And then I just said, all right, thanks for coming. Very special guest podcast. Jerry O'Connell.

Oh, man. Thank you so much. That's so kind of you. I can't believe. I think I got three more varies than Caleb.

Yeah, you did. You got. I think that was the max amount of various. I don't think I can go further than that.

I speak on behalf of all awls. When you popped up on that show, I was by myself in a corporate apartment. Naked, actually, because I didn't bring many clothes to me, so I had to wash, like, my underwear. I had to wash everything and then make sure I put it in the dryer. So I had had underwear the next day, and I went fucking berserk, fellas. Naked was crazy.

Yeah.

Fun.

Yeah, that was very real. That was unreal.

So Jerry's here.

So funny. This show has been, like, our little secret as awls. And, like, it's like, big time. I'm so. I was so proud of you guys. I had an overwhelming feeling of pride. And I got to tell you, as an actor, sometimes you see people moving up and you're like, oh, man. Like, like, why aren't I in Deadpool? I go to the gym, and it's so different, like, with you guys, I had such. I almost cried.

I appreciate. It was. Yeah, it was very cool, and it was very fun for our fans to see us in a show that we all love and have been watching for a very long time. So, Jerry, fantasy football. Pretty. We have to set the table, though, because Jerry is such a committed guest and part of this show that we texted him, we're like, hey, fantasy football preview. We're going to do it the week before Labor Day. And he's like, great. I'll fly in anytime. You flew in when? So tell us what the last 12 hours have been, because you have your briefcase. I think you went to planet fitness this morning.

Yeah.

When did you fly in?

Are we a planet fitness podcast?

We can be now.

Yeah, we're a fitness podcast. I. Yeah, I have a membership to the old PF, and it's. I can go to anyone, really, in the world.

Universal.

Yeah, I papered the universal one, and I just went there. I just did a little lift. You flew it.

You took the red eye.

Took the red eye.

And so you landed at O'Hare at, like, 06:00 a.m. yeah, went to planet fitness.

That's right. And then came here by chest. And.

Boss, what's in your briefcase?

So, in my briefcase, this is, like, just stuff I bring because for those who don't know, for those who may be, like, first seeing me here and Hughie, I should probably introduce myself. My name is Jerry. I'm sort of the fantasy expert here on part of my tape.

I don't think he was in the booth right now. He's okay. I can't see him.

Yeah, and I don't think it's sort of. You are.

Well, yeah. Huey, do you have any clue who I am?

Hughie's.

There he is.

Areas he's tucked away.

Right.

Yeah, I know who you are.

How would you describe Jerry O'Connell to somebody that's never watched tv before or movies?

Oh, he's. He's.

He used to be an actor.

No, no, no.

His big hits were in the past.

He's married to.

To a supermodel.

Yep.

Yeah. One of the most beautiful ever.

Thank you.

And, you know.

Yeah.

Um. And he's a.

He, uh.

He lost some weight.

Well, yeah, I mean, I didn't.

You were fat.

Just. Well, I was a husky, first of all. I was husky. I was.

True.

You're a husky child.

I was a husky child, and I. I just grew, you know? But listen, by the way, I should also note that a lot of the people here on this podcast are of in incredibly good shape. When I hugged a lot of you fellas this morning, I felt. I felt firmness.

Yeah.

Big cat are getting the best shape of our lives, because what, your body when you're 40, that's your body for the rest of your life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, wait. So, Jerry, what is in the briefcase?

So, in the briefcase, I just bring. So I manage your fantasy league with the mic still on in the booth. Yeah. Guys, I know I used to be an actor, Huey, but you got to turn the mic off when I'm in here.

Mm hmm.

I can't believe he said, I used to be an actor.

Yeah, he's on tv every day.

Hughie.

Hughie. I mean, you know, I mean, I listened to all the NBA, whole podcasts before you come here. I'm a big fan, and you hit me with the. He used to be an actor. I was in kangaroo Jack, motherfucker.

That's right.

Yeah.

And his name's being tossed around for. For the next Marvel movie.

That's true.

That's not true.

No, we just tossed it around. Jerry.

Jerry.

I heard that Jerry is. He's in consideration.

Yeah.

It's not true. I'm not. I would require me to go to planet fitness a lot more. It will require me to get a private trainer at planet fitness.

Yeah, get some steroids, like Hank.

No, steroids.

You got your briefcase here.

I got my briefcase.

I love the briefcase. Because you. You get on a plane, I assume first class, to do first class.

No, exit rock.

Exit row.

Okay.

Because you're. You're a hero, your first responder, in case something happens.

No, I just. It's a red eye, and, I mean, I bought the ticket myself, and the price to buy a first class ticket at last minute was just the price of a used automobile, so.

Yeah.

Yeah, I just went exit row.

Yeah. Did you raw dog the fight?

I actually took a couple of tylenol PM's.

Oh, bad boy.

Yeah, be careful with those.

Well, you make my treads, time them out perfectly. You have to wait till the flight is definitely leaving, and it's going. You know, and you're boarding, and then you just chew them and just get in your exit row, kick your shoes off, and then get ready for the fantasy podcast.

Yeah.

So you got your briefcase, and I love that you bring that briefcase on plane because it looks very official, looks very business like. Yeah, but what's in it?

So, I mean, really, what's in it? Like, I mean, I have my shorts that I wore at planet fitness this morning. I have a rough draft of what I'm going to say here today, and then I have the final draft. I also have some deodorant here that I put on. Let's get some of this.

Yeah, please.

Yeah.

Let'S do the belly as well.

Did you. Does your wife know you're not home right now?

So listen, here's the deal. My wife knew I was coming to do this podcast. Now I have to talk to you guys because I manage your fantasy team that is in the high roller league.

Yes.

Okay. So I know it costs a substantial amount of money, and I've been managing it. I think this is my third year.

Prayers for Demar.

If those who don't remember, that's. That's a callback to. We were in the championship game when DeMar Hamlin went down. Say it.

Prayers for Demar.

And we were trailing by, I think, five or six points. And the person who I was playing said, that's it. I'm champion. And I was not on the text chain. And I. We were talking about the negotiations that were going to happen, and the negotiation was they had Josh Allen as a quarterback, and we had Joe Burrow.

I think it might have been the other way around. We might have had Josh.

Either way, we were going to win.

But I think we had. I think we had whoever scored first and was getting ready to light it.

Okay, so then we did.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because we had Joe Burrow. And then the other person I was playing, who I didn't know, but is obviously some sort of celebrity and high roller, because the buy in is pretty significant, said, I'm the champion. And I was like, no, no, no. You. You gotta fight this. Like, you gotta fight this. Like, we need to complete an entire game. So then it was decided that the following week, we would play Joe Burrow and Josh Allen, and the next week, like, Joe Burrow was playing. I don't know, whoever has a tough defense.

Yeah, we got screwed.

Yeah.

But prepares for tomorrow.

Right. And we lost. And listen, I want to come here today because I. You were kind enough to put me on the text chain. With all those celebrities not going well tossed in there. I think it's going pretty well.

I don't know. I was actually a little bit worried that we were going to get kicked out of the league the other day because. And, Jerry, I love your initiative. I love your passion when it comes to fancy football. But with Jerry, you took it upon yourself because you're. You're a self starter. You said, I want to. I want everybody to be able to get some mock drafts in under the belt. So let's figure out this order about a week before we do the draft.

You win through mock drafts. You know that, right?

Mock draft, win. Yes.

Yeah.

You gotta get reps in, right?

Gotta get reps in. It's like anything else.

So. So Jerry just sends a video out of nowhere to the group chat of himself shirtless at a beach somewhere. It looks like you were at a beach, and you've got a hat, and you put all the names in the hat and the camera angle. I don't know if you did this on purpose, but the camera angle doesn't show below the belt whatsoever. So it appears that you could be nude in this video.

I couldn't really see, it was very sunny out and I was not wearing my glasses at the time, so I couldn't really see anything.

Right.

So Jerry proceeds to do the draft order.

And no one asked him to do this.

No one asked him do it. But again, I don't have a problem with. Somebody needs to take the bull by the horns.

Yeah.

The ball roll.

We didn't have a draft order.

Yeah.

We have drafted less than a week.

Yeah.

So Jerry does this video and he puts all the names into the hat, and then he reaches down and pulls out the first name. And Jerry, what is the first team that you drafted?

It's our team.

Oh, so he picked us first overall.

Hell, yeah.

You can imagine the reaction from the group chat, though. It varied from like, oh, he cheated. He took his own team to somebody saying, who is this?

Right.

Why is this man doing our draft order?

Right.

So Jerry had to clear it up real quick.

And, yeah, unlike Hughie, he didn't say. They didn't say he used to be an actor. They just said, who is this?

Yeah. But then Jerry pointed out very helpfully, I was in Kangaroo Jack. I'm a fantasy football expert. And then he posted a picture of him and his lovely supermodel wife.

Yes.

Who's very, very attractive, respectfully hot. Big fan of your wife. I've been a big fan of your wife since I was twelve years old.

Okay.

All of us have.

Huge fan. When I was twelve.

Especially when we were twelve.

When I was twelve, I was a massive 14.

Those were our.

Yeah. Respectfully.

Respectfully.

Okay. Thank you.

Knock it out of the park.

Respectfully. Thank you.

So. So Jerry does the draft order, and then there's a bunch of pushback against it. And then Jerry hops into the chat to defend himself, and he wins the chat over.

Nice as you do.

I think he won the chat over. Eventually. They were like, okay, this guy's funny. I like him.

So what's the problem?

So there's no problem right now, except we might. I thought for a second we might get asked to leave the, the fantasy league, but I think you want us back over. And now we're, we're trying to decide whether or not to use Jerry's draft order or have to do a random.

You have to.

Well, what are you going to do? Just have like a random, like a random mater. Like, pick it. Pick all the picks.

Yeah. Right now it's a. We put it up to a vote and it says, I think there's four votes for redoing the draft order. And then one vote for keep Jerry's draft order.

All right, well, why don't you add all of us to the chain of.

And just blow it up?

Yeah, we'll stuff the ballot.

Okay. We can do that.

I don't know. Would the vote still pull up, show up, though? I don't think it would.

Maybe not. Now, Jerry, you did turn the group chat green.

Yeah.

That was a sticking point for a lot of people.

Yeah, that's dick move out of.

I think there are 13 or 14 people in this group chat. Jerry was the first non iPhone user.

Yeah.

Have you thought about getting, you know, like, Walter White and breaking Bad has a second cell phone for dealing drugs? You just have a fantasy football cell phone.

I'll never do it.

No, never.

I won't do it.

You're an Android guy.

I'm an Android guy. That's it. Mostly because my entire family are all apple people, and I just want that, like, one degree of, like, they can't facetime me or get in touch with them.

Oh, that's smart.

It's like one degree of, like, we were trying to reach you, dad, and we couldn't reach you. And if you have that Android, like, just that one extra step up, it just, it's just a little bit of freedom.

So I had one other question before. What was the dm you sent to Max yesterday?

Oh, I wanted to. I just, I have some things that I want to say because I have to talk about who we're going to draft, if we're still.

We're going to get.

But listen, I also want to ask. I would like to help out with the buy in for this. No, like, listen, if you would just whisper to me what one third would be. Don't say it on air because it's like, it'll be upsetting. How much? It is.

Just $50,000. No, I'm just kidding.

Just whisper to me, like, what it actually is.

I believe.

You'Re gonna, you're not even gonna be able to fly exit seat anymore.

So the math would be, it's a.

Tough fraction to do.

He's good at math.

Yeah.

Okay. Okay. You know what?

Why don't.

Hold on.

Why don't we take care of.

Let me, um.

We'll handle this offline.

I think I can handle it. Let me call my wife and see if I can.

Okay, good. Yeah. Yeah. Because I actually had a question for her as well.

All right, just give me 1 second. Maybe she's home.

She was introduced to the Awls when we were on Grit week.

Give me. 1 second here, okay? Please, please, please. Hello, honey. Hey, you're live on PMT. It's Jerry. Huh? You're live on that podcast that I do, the podcast that I'm always talking about. And we listen to the Bing bong guys. Yes, they are the Bing bong guys. This is. This is big cat. This is Pft. Huey. Didn't know I was still an actor. Becca.

Hello.

Hey. Okay, I was taking the kids to school. Okay, but hold on a second. They. I want to join their fantasy league and it's going to cost.

I think that went well. I will call her back.

Think that's a maybe?

I think that went well. We'll call her back.

It's not a no.

So, Jerry, I actually had a question about your wife. Supermodel.

Yeah.

Respectfully. She was introduced to awls because we were in. We were on grit week. Sure, in LA. You were in somewhere else. You were trying to get her to let us come over to watch hard knocks.

Right?

She. You tweeted out, you know, hey, please let the fellas come over for hard knocks. I'm not there. My wife is not aw. L. She, quote, read and said, are these your bing bong friends?

Right.

And then all the awls introduced themselves to her in a respectful way. What was her reaction to that?

She doesn't really know what. Who you are. What I do hear at all. It's not like a secret relationship that I have with you guys. It's just you just drive to a.

Park in secret and send videos to us that she doesn't.

Well, listen, typically during the season, you guys record on Sundays for your Monday show.

Correct?

If Max remembers to push the button. And that's like family time. And my wife is pretty adamant about not making plans on Sundays. So what if I do come and see you? It does have to be sort of off hours.

Yeah.

Sort of secretive. Here, let me.

That wasn't enough time, Jerry. She's dropping off the kids.

No, let me.

This is not gonna go well.

Again, she'd say 1 minute.

She's gonna hate us, Jerry. She's gonna hate us. Hello?

Hey, honey, can you talk for like two minutes? Okay.

Hi.

So they, um. By the way, I should introduce you. This is big cat and. And. And pft. They're. They're. They're huge, uh, fans.

Huge fan. Big fan. Huge fan. Respectfully so.

It's a long story.

It's.

We can get into it later.

It's pro football. It's pro football talk. He left comments on it. It doesn't matter, honeydeh.

They.

They are part of a fantasy league and I would like to join. It is going to cost one 10th of repairing our driveway. Jerry, you've never won in fantasy. I came in second. But remember Demar Hamlin, the man with the heart condition? Say it, fellas.

Christopher, Demar.

And remember that I came close. What do you think? You get mad at the entire family if you get mad at everybody when you don't win? What's the upside for us? This could be a very victorious moment for all of us. I just need to. Because we have a. We have a joint account. So you'll see if I send Venmo someone money.

Oh, hey.

You walk around the house muttering about Kendrick Bourne.

You mutter yourself still play volleyball?

Oh, yes.

Stella blue coffee, nil. Deal. For wherever they go to college.

We're getting an offer to like to pay the girls if they play volleyball.

They at the University of Wisconsin. Actually, that's the only place I can.

Yeah, they may be div four.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yes.

It's a great school.

Badger. Go. Badgers. Are these the guys who argue for hours about the color of cheese?

That's us.

Yeah. Do you think. What was it?

Yellow?

What's your answer?

Yeah. Okay, what about Pepper Jack?

Somebody say orange?

No. What about Pepper Jack?

Pepper Jack is like pale yellow, right?

Oh, no. She's a Hank rider. Be careful, Jerry. Yeah. Yes, yes.

Hank is always. Well, wow. You do know that you are an awl, Rebecca. I've turned you into an awl. What do you say? Can I take 1010 percent to fix our driveway and give it to these guys? You can join the fantasy league, but you need to do one thing.

Oh, no.

Oh, God, yes.

All right, fire me up. Love you, babe.

Thanks for coming on the show.

All right. Oh, yes.

Man.

You got a good one there. You got a good one there. Yeah.

That was like Adrian Turaki.

We probably should have kept her on, though, to see what happens if you don't win. Because I feel like that was. If you don't win, there's something bad coming.

All right, so I'm in. I'll get you that money somehow.

What did you send Max? Before we start, what did. You sent Max a random dm yesterday?

I just wanted him to know that. I just wanted him to know that. Wow. That was like. That was like. That was so much better than you calling Darren Revel. That really went well. There was fighting.

She likes.

Oh, yeah. It sounds like she's a fan.

Yeah, I think we should. Yeah, we should probably meet her.

Yeah. My wife.

Yeah. I mean, I'll get a number and I'll set it up.

Just take. Just tone it down with like, the twelve year old stuff and, like, intensely, like, with crazy eyes.

It was when we were twelve.

Yeah, I know.

So it's not talking about other twelve year olds, it's talking about ourselves.

It was just kind of. It was a little awkward.

What do you remember?

Yeah, but it's just a little awkward. Okay.

Cover of the swimsuit issue. Jerry.

A number of times, I think three times.

Was she on the body paint one?

I don't know if she was on the body paint. She had this one that had zipper that went right down the middle.

Yeah.

Zipper one.

Yeah.

Oh, I remember. Yes. It's really good.

This is not. Okay. This is inappropriate. A little bit.

Yeah. Sorry. So that's way in the past. We're almost 40. You sent Max a DM. Just saying. Max, let's get into it today.

Well, I just. Because I have. Because I. This is what I do as your manager. If I'm still in the league and I'm managing it, I just. I have to break down fantasy stuff for you guys. It's also fun as an awl because you typically talk a lot about gambling. So it's fun to have a little fantasy on your show.

Yeah.

And huey, while I used to be an actor, I'm also. I'm sort of the fantasy expert here at. Pardon my take. Here we go. Our strategy this season. Now, last season, I know I said, you got to draft Fields and Darren Waller.

Yeah. Who could forget?

And that was a double miss. It's a rare double miss. Typically, if you make bold statements like that, I think pft. You said, I'm standing on the table. I'm doing that. Okay. My captain.

Yep.

Yeah.

You.

You stood on the table for a guy who got traded for six round picks. Back up now to Russell Wilson, possibly starting. And another guy who retired.

Yes. He was going through some personal stuff. You know, I'm. We're sorry to hear about his personal life. But. Yeah, it was a double. It was a double miss.

I hope that doesn't scare you away from making bold statements.

This though, it doesn't. Cause here's my bold state. Here's our theme for this season in drafting. There are so many talented wide receivers in the fifth, 6th, 7th and 8th rounds that we don't have to draft wide receivers until the fifth round. Now, if one comes up in draft in, like, you know, if Garrett Wilson is there at the end of the second round, you've got to take him. You know what I'm saying? But I don't think we're going to touch a wide receiver till the fifth, 6th, 7th and 8th rounds. And I'm going to. It's because Devonta Smith. Okay, Max is there, Dunze is there. Keenan is going to be there. Jake Curtis Samuel. I know. People are sleeping on him. He's going to be the wide receiver one. In Buffalo. Rashi rice team motherfucking Higgins is going in the fifth round. In the fifth round. We can wait.

We can wait.

So that said, also, I'm definitely going to Buffalo Wild wings to do my draft. They have great Internet, you know, let's go fantasy.

Yeah. Let's go football.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ring and you can talk.

All right, so here we go. Let's start with the NFC east. Okay, Max, now, Max, ready? I want to draft all the Eagles. All of them. Every single one of them.

Love it.

We're definitely drafting Devonta in the fifth round, okay. If. If Saquon is on the board, we're probably going to draft him. Okay. That said, I'm worried about drafting any eagles.

Okay?

We're drafting all of them, but I'm.

Worried about drafting any of them because if they go one in four, one and three, which they could in the first few weeks, okay, they're playing the packers, the Falcons, the Saints, the Bucks, okay. Who they lost pretty badly in the playoffs, Max. Okay.

New year.

Okay, I understand it's a new year and I understand you have a new defensive coordinator, but offensive coordinator. Okay. If they go one in three and people are fired and the wheels fall off of that thing and they're spray painting defensive players names on garbage cans, which I saw with my eyes in the city of Philadelphia. Okay, what are you going to say when we have. When the wheels have completely fallen off?

That'll be my responsibility. I'm willing to take that.

Okay. Just a few questions for you, Max. Can they tackle this season?

Yeah.

Vic Vanjo's got the boys ready.

Okay. Okay. And you feel confident that there are two, not one, but two rookie corners who are going to be guarding your backfield?

I don't know how much time the rookies are going to get early on, but I think we'll be ready.

Okay. How about the offense? Since Steichen has been gone, are they going to do anything?

Yeah, Callum Moore's got the guys ready.

Okay. Now, is Kellen Moore going to be coaching come week five when everything breaks down?

You're telling me that you want to draft all the guys. But then you're telling me you don't want to drive.

Telling you when it all falls apart and it could very possibly.

Why are you saying things are going to fall apart if we're drafted them all?

Because it's Philadelphia and if there's any blood in the water, it goes, it's like a bunch of piranha jumping in.

Correct.

And jumping on them. And it gets insane to. And then we've drafted three players from a team that is in a fucking, like, vortex spiral that they can't get out of. A death spiral. Is that going to happen this season? You have to assure us, because I am now economically, financially a part of this fantasy team.

He's, a 10th of his driveway is going to be on the Eagles. Yeah.

No, I love it.

I love it.

I want the pressure.

Okay.

I don't know that you do.

This is good, Jerry. You're learning. You've learned.

Hey, Max, that was just a test. That was just testing.

But, Jerry, you learned the simple trick of investing yourself monetarily in Philadelphia sports. So either you can win or you can just blame it all on Max. It's the best strategy out there.

That was just a test. I was really hoping to get more of a rise.

That was a stress test. Yeah.

Don't have a chamomile before the show or something?

No, I'm just getting ready. I mean, this is preseason.

All right, let's move on. We're all the NFC east, all the Eagles, all them. Jalen Hurts is available.

Is he okay?

Jalen Hurts?

Yeah. He didn't look like himself.

He didn't look right.

Let's ask Max.

He only threw one interception off camp.

And that was the last bad. That's a bad thing.

Nobody did throw one.

Yeah. That's a bad thing to only throw one that.

No, it would have been a bad.

Thing if he threw.

No, because if he threw one, it's almost like he threw that one on purpose just because we were on to him.

Now you, you thought that you were also.

He doesn't have a set center.

Mmm.

Pretty big part of the brotherly.

Fine.

We'll be fine.

Okay.

Hmm. I have to rethink this whole eagles thing.

Okay.

Let's move on to another team of the podcast, the Washington Commanders. We're probably taking Jaden Daniels in like, the 9th round.

Okay. Okay.

I like that. You think you'll be around?

I think he'll be around. Then I feel like a lot of.

People are drafted him fairly high this.

Year because the mock drafts I've looked at, he or caleb are around and I just, I just think it's going to have, I think he's, I think, I think of the two of them. I think Jaden Daniels is going to light it up a little bit. Sorry.

And legs. He's got the legs.

Can't draft any running backs on. Ever since Alfred Morris, I'm still, I have bad vibes also. Adrian Peterson on that team. I just of, I didn't know what a switch was until he came on that team. And I always think of my kids and like, switching them if they're bad and you can't do that, you know, but yeah, this Brian Robinson, Austin Eckler, Antonio Gibson Backfield. We're not touching it, but scary. Terry McLaurin is going to be part of our, I think he's going in like the 7th round of these mock drafts that I've been doing. He is the wide receiver one Jahan Dotson isn't there. He is going to have a killer year. That is what I'm talking about.

Can I give you just one name that maybe, maybe we don't draft him, but maybe we just keep his name in our brain for the waiver wire.

Okay.

Martavis Bryant. Now, by the time this podcast comes out, he might have been cut, but if he's still on the team, I feel like Martavis Bryant. Keep an eye on him. Six, 4208. He lost like 30 pounds by drinking water and eating fruit. Weed is pretty much legal in the United States, so we won't get suspended again.

Okay.

Just keep an eye on him.

Okay. I'm gonna, what was the office term? I'm gonna put a pin in that.

Yeah.

Table that. Oh, man. Sorry, Hank. I don't think we're drafting any cowboys this season.

Hank's gone.

Did he know I was going to talk about the Cowboys?

Yeah, he put in his 30 minutes.

He probably got a call from.

Oh, Hughie, here's a fun little fact. Guess how many wide receivers are named Jalen on the Cowboys.

Three.

Correct.

Wow.

Wow.

Fucking dimity, Mandy. I can't believe I heard that in person. Maybe Jake Ferguson in the late round because, you know, back is going to have to dump that ball. Giants, absolutely none. Can't watch any dimes. It's just, it's a, you know, maybe Devin Singletary if he's around in the 7th round. But man, it's. I can't even draft. I can't believe people are drafting Malik neighbors in the second round.

I know.

Like, who do they see who's going to be throwing to him? Let's go to the NFC north, man. Hughie, I'm so sorry, buddy. Hippity divoty. We can't draft Jamir Gibbs. Somebody has a hamstring injury and is out for a couple of weeks. You just want no part of it. It does make David Montgomery a must draft.

Oh.

Cause you know, he's going to be playing. I'm going to guess a majority of the season. But you notice we have a theme here. Commanders, you know, bear, bears coming up. You know, Eagles. This is part of the pocket. I wonder if we'll have any patriots. Hank. I wonder. He's not here. Oh, he's back. Chicago Bears, NFC north.

Yeah.

Big cat.

Yeah.

All of them.

Yeah.

Every single one.

Yeah. Jerry.

I don't know if it's fucking hard. Knock, show. I'm just in.

They're going to be good this year.

By the way, getting back to our wide receivers. 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th rounds. A dunze is going to be such a good receiver. And, like, I know you guys are talking about my wife and things you did to know. Photos.

I was just. No, no, no, no.

Okay.

Ourselves.

Yeah. Looking at photos and stuff. So I do want to be respectful here. Mom is a very. I don't think I've ever said that about someone's mom.

Yeah.

And by the way, it's also like a. It's like, I don't want to get really crazy here, but it's like, you know, when you're attracted to someone, it's a potential mate, you know? And, like, I don't know if she's still a childbearing age, but, like, you want to. Everyone wants to have a child, a child that is a professional athlete. And I found her to be. I was very attracted to her. I went on a deep dive. You know, she's a realtor in Las Vegas and gets incredible reviews.

That's quite a deep dive.

Yeah.

Yeah. So I was looking for. I was trying to see if there's a husband, a ring, and I think she's single. I believe so. Total respect, though.

Respect, respect, respect.

I'm in an. I'm in a relationship. I just, um.

It's complicated.

No, it isn't complicated. It's not complicated at all.

Your relationship.

Yeah, it's not simple. It's very simple. Straight down the line. Nothing complicated. Not even, like, just like, it's.

You guys agree on everything.

It's like missionary, our relationship. Yeah, it's like nothing. Even crazy. Like, there's nothing. Nothing crazy about our relationship. I just, um. All right, listen. I like Keenan Allen a lot, too. He's going in the 9th round.

Are you worried that there's reports he gained a lot of.

I know. I heard that. I don't think it's a problem. I think he'll lose it. And, man, I just, you know, I live in Los Angeles and I watched that man for years just rack up fantasy points with the Chargers. Green Bay. Oh, you know, I have a question for this podcast and anybody can jump in here. Hughie as well. He's an NFC north guy. How do we think Josh Jacobs is going to do in Greenland? Bay.

I thought he was pretty good when he, when he got the ball in Oakland or Las Vegas.

Oh, he was. He was incredible.

Yeah. Yeah. I thought when, when they gave him the ball and they trust him to be the first running back, I thought he was still good.

Yeah. So AJ, Dylan is a little hurt, I think so that's good. I mean, bad for AJ Dillon, but good for if you're drafting Josh Jacobs, who's going a little later, and Jordan love is not a scrambling quarterback. So I think Josh Jacobs is a good.

Oh, I think that I'm biased.

Okay.

I think the Packers, I think Aaron Jones is better and he's on the Vikings now for the price and everything. I like Aaron Jones.

I think the packers just will always have a good running back. They always seem to be okay, but.

They won't use them.

Okay. I guess I should just be asking big cat this stuff because he's going to be the most judgmental and really scrutinize these picks. What about Jalen Reed? How do you feel about him and our, wow.

Christian Watson bum can't catch wow and run fast.

So I guess no, no packers on our fantasy team. NFC North Vikings. Man, I've seen the Sam Donald movie. It's terrible.

Seven year bump, Jerry. Seven year bump.

Let's go to the NFC West 49 ers. I guess just that Christian McCaffrey. I just don't like anyone else. It's just such a boring team to watch. I'm sorry. Yeah.

You don't like kittle?

I don't. I'm sorry. I mean, I know he's a friend of the show. I understand.

A friend of yours. You're basically like step cousins or something.

I know. I just think we have, you know, I do want to say in the third round we're either going to take Sam Le Porto as a tight end.

I like that.

Or we're going to take McBride as a tight end, because every mock draft I've done, those tight ends seem to go back to back. Like Laporta, Kelsey McBride. It just goes boom, boom, boom. And it typically happens in the third round. So you got to get it early if you want one of those three. And I kiddle's not one of them. I'm sorry. I just. I just also, you have to watch 49 ers games. They're on kind of later. It's like, dark out. It's just. It's a bummer.

There's also. They use them in a way that's not necessarily great for fan. There's a difference between being a great fantasy tight end and then what kiddle does, which is some games he'll have those great fantasy games, but other games, he'll just block the shit out of people.

Yeah, I just can't do it. I just. I'm so sorry. I'm not a Brock.

No, you're honest.

You're on. I'm not a Brock Purdy guy either.

About Kyle, you shack. Do you see his wife's jackets?

You just love fullbacks.

I do, yeah.

Still can't believe that that gold medalist wore a Green Bay jacket.

No, it wasn't a Green Bay jacket. It was a Jonathan Owens jackethe jacket. You know that, Jerry?

Um, see West Rams, that gold medalist.

The best olympian we've ever had.

Um, Rams. I love Kyron. Yeah, it's gonna be really good. I don't know why he's not getting respect on these drafts, cuz.

Blake Quorum, maybe.

I don't think Blake Quorum's gonna do anything. I mean, you think Blake maybe. All right, I should do a little more research there. And I do want to say also, so great, great week, great interview with Coach. Coach McVeigh. But, man, when a head coach starts talking about their beauty routine and their beauty regiment and also esthetic surgeries that they've gotten. Look, I'm an actor. I'm arguably, don't ask Hughie, but I'm, like, beside Matt Damon and Casey Affleck, the most famous guy. Hughie should look me up. But, like. And you don't hear me talking about my, like, implants that I get or, like, I just. I couldn't believe he was, I guess, like, a. For honesty. And he's got supposedly a photographic memory, but, like, I, like, I want my head coaches to, like, like Dan Campbell with cha, like, coming out of it.

You want him drooling on themselves.

I want, like, andy Reid, who looks like his spleen just fucking exploded and he took a shit and, like, he's got heartburn and just chewing like prilosec. Yeah. I don't know if this is a prilosec podcast, but, like, it's like, I want. That's what I want for my head coach.

Yeah.

No. Pretty boys like Dan Quinn, he goes bald. Guess what he does? He shaves his head and he just grows a goatee. He doesn't have to get the PRP. That's what you need out of football coach.

Yeah. Yeah. So that was a little annoying, but I do like Kyron. Arizona Cardinals are a really interesting team this year.

Offense is going to be awesome.

I think their offense is going to be great. You know, I cannot draft Marvin Harrison in the second round. He's a rookie. I can't do it. But I think he's going to be really good. If we were to draft one of those rookies, it would be him, man. And I have a feeling that Kyler Murray's gonna have a great year.

Yeah.

I think they're gonna be a lot of fun to watch. Warning, though, and I'd say this as someone who plays call of Duty's new game drops the 25th.

Oh.

And it is supposedly, like, incredible.

Of September.

Of October.

October.

And it's like, usually throw a month on those. Sorry.

Weekend.

Listen, it's like, like a spy thriller. You don't know who to trust. I hear the single player is incredible. I hear the multiplayer. It's like post cold war. We may lose Kyler for, I mean, six weeks after that.

Maybe we trade them. Maybe we draft them and then we trade them early October.

That's a great plan.

Yeah.

Yeah. Sell high.

NFC west, Seattle. No one.

Wow.

Okay.

Yeah. Jackson Smith is never gonna leapfrog those two guys, DK and Tyler. It's just no one, like, you know, Kenneth Walker is gonna get injured. I just can't deal with it. NFC south also DK.

That actually was the best Kenneth Walker preview ever. Walker is gonna get injured. I just can't do it.

And then they got Chardonnay.

Charbon.

I don't even know. There's usually two behind and they usually split carries after that. I can't deal with it.

DK will get you like two touchdowns one week. But then he'll also get ejected from that game.

He's fun to watch. NFC south, wow. The most powerful division in the NFL. Yeah, man. I have a question for this podcast. Is Kirk Cousins going to make Kyle Pitts a good tight end?

I think he will.

Interesting. Because that could change things.

For us didn't throw to him.

Now are you willing to take that risk of not taking Laporta or McBride in the third round and take pits in like no fifth or 6th?

I have a question. What if Kyle Pitts just isn't good?

I don't think that's possible because he.

Got drafted so high. Speaker two.

He got drafted so high and he did have a one incredible year I think two years ago with not great quarterbacks. Somebody look it up.

Is.

Okay. Another question. Is Kirk Cousins going to make Drake London catch more footballs?

I think so. I think Kirk Cousins going to fix the entire offense.

I also think Bijon is going to get a lot more touches.

He's getting a lot of love in drafts. Bijon and I mean, wow. So we may be going heavy on the Falcons. This is not a Falcons podcast, but we might become one.

Kyle Pitts, his first year had 1000 yards.

That's a good year. And who is back?

How many touchdown Desmond Ritter.

It might have Mariota.

It might have been Marriott and Ritter. How many touchdowns cow Pitts been in the league for three years. How many touchdowns is Kyle Pitts have?

Okay, I think you're asking. I think it's going to be six.

I think it's exactly six.

That's a full year for a tight end that you'd want to draft that spot. I mean, I hope Kyle Pitts. I'm just, I've gotten to the point where I might have to wait and see because every year we do this with.

Okay, no, but I. You answered my question. You would rather a Laporter or McBride.

Jerry, what you're doing, you're trying to not to steal Hanks Thunder as the econ finance guy, but you're trying to time the market right now.

Correct.

You think that you're smarter than the market and you're like, I think that this is going to be, we're going to see like 3400% ROI on Kyle Pitts. Let's stick with the guys that we know that like their past performance has been good and then that way, you know, we're just going to ride the market up.

Well, I'm also, I'm, I'm questioning everybody here because that's what fantasy is about. It's about buying low and getting a big return and like Kyle Pitts outperform Sam La Porter. We're going to be bummed because we wasted. I mean, I'll make a bet right.

Now that doesn't happen.

Okay. All right, good. Then, then we're drafting Laporta or, or McBride?

Are you concerned, Jerry, at all with the, the ops that are listening to us right now? People in our fantasy league might be listening to this fantasy preview that you're doing and you're essentially giving the strategy away.

Well, you know what's funny is last season somebody immediately drafted fields and immediately drafted Waller. And I was like, wow, they must have listened to me on my fantasy preview. And that worked really well in our favor.

Yes. This whole thing might be a misdirection. Wow.

Carolina. Absolutely no one. Not even Deontay Johnson, who's going really late. You just can't do it. Saints. Absolutely no one star. Sorry. Stephen Shade. No Tampa Bay either. Rashad White. I don't even know. I mean, they just have the, they have the worst running backs every season.

No Mike Evans?

No, I'm sorry. I just, I know he's a friend of the show, but I'm just not a baker. I just don't think it's gonna happen. Sorry, everybody. Everybody.

Is Michael Thomas still on the Saints?

I think he left.

Did he retire?

Where is he?

Don't know.

He said, I just.

He's a free agent.

It just popped in my head. I was like, where the fuck is Michael Thomas?

He said the weirdest last five years possible.

Yeah.

Okay, let's get into it, guys. AFC east. Okay.

Yes.

Here we go. This is it.

And Henny, come on.

Given our wide receivers in 5678, Curtis Samuel, I really believe, is going to be the number one ride wide receiver there. And I just.

Speaker two, have you watched Curtis Samuel play?

I have. I just think he's going to get a lot of. Let's let me put it this way. I think he's going to see a lot of targets from an incredible quarterback.

Is there a chance, Jerry, that the number one wide receiver on the Buffalo bills might actually be a tight end?

I don't think so. Because aren't there two tight ends?

There are, but Dalton Kincaid is the one.

Yeah.

Is ready if you're timing the market. He had 73 catches last year, but.

I can't tell you. I think we had Kincaid a couple years ago. And like, every time I'd fire up the old x, you'd just see Knox, like, trending and you'd be like, that motherfucker is gonna have had a touchdown. And it just, it really upsets me. And then I get mad at my children and my wife and I start yelling at them for no reason. And I'm muttering about Dalton Kincaid in my underwear.

So just to clear it up. I think maybe what happened? If it was a couple years ago, Dalton Kincaid was still at Utah, so he was not gonna catch any balls. It was gonna go. Dawson, knock.

Okay, it's there. I don't like it if there's two tight end.

I got that.

Yeah, got it.

Oh, where's memes? I brought him a little gift, actually. Oh, yeah. Here, let me get.

Let me get into jets fans.

Is it a bomb?

No, it's not that. That joke is actually, like, gonna get us all in trouble, so let's not even.

Jerry, do you ever think about. Because we're doing us. Oh. Do you ever think about the fact.

That it got tangled? But here, memes. Here you go.

Oh, look at that.

It's a little Nick's pendant. Yeah, sure.

Do you ever think about how crazy it is that, like, this whole thing happened because we. We talk about it? We. You actually changed the course of this. Of the history of this podcast, you know that?

What?

You changed the course of the history, this podcast? You can't tell the story of pardon, Martin without Jerry O'Connor. When you first got offered to us, we were like, what will we talk to Jerry O'Connell about? And they were like, you know what? Let's have Mon.

Well, did you know I was still an actor at the time?

Yeah, we did.

We did.

We didn't know because your staff doesn't seem to know. I still act.

I'm very familiar with your work, but stand by me. One of the greatest films of all time.

Yeah, but what happened, Jerry, is we had John, and it was an instant. Instant chemistry, instant love. Yeah, well, and we basically said from that point on, we have to take a risk on anyone who were like, oh, we don't know what to talk about them, because the next Jerry O'Connell could be that person.

I like that.

Yeah, because we. We thought it was gonna be a one and done you. Come on. We talk about Kangaroo Jack. Stand by me. Ah. Used to be fat. Oh, shit. You know, we used to jerk off to your wife when we were 13. That kind of stuff.

I mean. Yeah, I'm glad I could help out. Wow.

I just was the fastest thing.

No, it was the jerking off. My wife. That's the thing, is just the image of, like, himself in the mirror holding up a photo of my wife. It's just, like, frightening with your, like, hairy body. It's just fucking crazy.

Like, I was late to a couple football practices because I went home from school, and then I was like, oh, I got a poop after school. Wasn't pooping and then I was late for. I'm your wife's probably the reason why I'm not an NFL player right now. Yeah, because I didn't get starting time at receiver because I was cranking off.

I gotta say it's the image of big cat jerking off that really like, fuck.

Oh, it's gross.

It's really gross. Cuz you know, he like, he doesn't do it normally. He like, you know, he like squats or something, does something crazy and like lays paper on the ground. He's into some weird stuff where he like, you know, like there's like a pet watching him also. Yeah, it's just, it's not. And you know, I'm a man of a particular age so like it's like tough enough for me as it is. And I mean, I still have. Last time I came here, I know this, I don't know if it is anymore, was a hymns podcast. You gave me like a packet of stuff and it does work when I'm saving it for, you know like my birthday.

But how we got to this point was I wanted to thank you because you changed how we viewed booking guests on this podcast because we thought Jerry O'Connell were, what are we going to talk about with him? And then you've become one of our favorite guests, one of our best friends and our fantasy owner.

Thank you. I'm so glad.

Yes.

I want to say, you know, I want to take a moment to not only thank you, but I want to thank the awls. Yeah, really fun to be a part of this show. I went to Cleveland a couple weeks ago and it was a Saturday night and I went to downtown. I went to an awesome bar called town hall. Highly suggested. And I was there with a co worker who has no clue that I come on this show or even what this show is. And the amount of people awls who came up to me the best and yelled like bing bong to me. But by the way, in like a respectful manner, like, like, I gotta say, every awl is funny. They have a light in their eyes. There's like a high five followed by, I mean, in my case it's like a grabbing of my shoulders and then like a whispering, like, hanky. You blew it, bing bong. It's um. I love awols. I love being part of the show. All right, let's get back to this because last time I was on this, you cut out when I talked about the NFC north and a couple people got upset about that.

So I'm gonna try to do this quickly, but that nice to you, big Pat, to text me and say we cut out the NFC north. I think because I said terrible things about the bears.

No, I think it was because it was like 3 hours long.

Jets were drafting breeze before everybody.

Okay.

Like, you know, I'm sort of bummed out that we got the first pick in that draft because you have to take Christian McCaffrey in that.

We might have the first pick, but.

I would love to take Brees. I just think he's going to have a great year.

Go into the, go into the group chat and then vote to redo the draft. Draft. If we don't want to draft number.

One overall, I think we should all take our shirts off and redo the number.

Yeah, we will.

Three of us. Oh, this is a fun trick to do on fantasy. You draft Mike Williams with your last pick, okay? You immediately put them into your IR slot and then you pick up somebody off a waiver. So you put an extra person in there and it's like Mike Williams, who's going to, who's going to have a good season when he comes back? Miami Dolphins. Now, last season, last year I came on the show and I said, no Dolphins. And it turned out that was a mistake. Well, fantasy is like you get points from offense.

Yeah.

Yep.

And they had a really good offense.

Most scores like 70 points in a game.

Right.

I wish Moster had like 25 touches.

Yeah. So I'm reversing that and I'm saying all the dolphins. Okay, good. I think that, I think most. It's going to have a great year. Again. You're getting a value pick. He's a goal line running back. Look, Devin, if we could get him in the second round, that would be fun. I would even get both of them. Jalen waddles going in like the 6th, 5th, or late? Late 5th, 6th round. That's part of that. Five, six, seven. Jalen Waddle. Tyreek is a thumb injury. Come on, guys. Oh, here we go. AFC east. Is Hank here?

Yep. Is here.

Hank, are you there?

Hank is here.

Jerry.

What's that sound?

Is that the wind?

That's the fall breeze. Because the summer of Hank is over. You feel that chill in the air? No, I'm kidding. Hank. When it comes to drafting patriots, we are going to draft none of them.

None of them. We can't draft even remondre.

Who can we draft, Hank? Tell us. Who can we draft?

Who?

Ramandre.

Summer wind is gone, baby.

Jerry, I was at the Cubs game the other day. And I was walking, and some. Some awls got. Were very excited and started yelling, hey, bing bong, Bing bong, bing bong. And there was an old woman behind me who afterwards was like, sir, what was that all about? And I just didn't even have the heart to explain it to her.

Ma'am, I had a relationship with a young lady named Tiffany Gomas, and it didn't work out. This guy Jerry was upset that the Knicks didn't make it to the next round of the playoffs and started.

Zing.

Bing bong.

Yeah.

Hank, you think we should draft remondre? Really? Nah, it's just not happening this year. You know who I will draft is? Uh, Belichick's girlfriend, Bing man. Hey, teach us some zumba classes.

Yeah, she's an entrepreneur and a philosopher.

Yeah.

Um, yeah.

And 23.

Wow. You know what's so crazy about your pets? They just have no speed. They have no speed. What's going on? Like, everyone's fast in the NFL now, Hank.

It's a rebuilding year. It's not going to be pretty. It's not gonna be pretty.

Drake may gonna be there in a couple of years.

Drake may hopefully, is not gonna play much this year. He's gonna, you know, see some stuff, get some reps in on the practice field, and then.

So Jacobi is gonna start Jacoby. Okay. All right. That was our cause.

Jared Mayo said that Drake May was the best quarterback on the team.

I think he said second best.

I think he said. I think he said, jacoby is the best. But then the next morning, he said, drake may has outplayed a jacoby.

Interesting. Yeah, I saw. I saw the quote when he said second best.

Okay. Good luck with that. AFC North Baltimore.

Oh.

How do you think Derek Henry is going to do this season?

I think he'll be fine.

He's a perfect raven. Like, I see it, whenever a guy goes to a different team, I like to visualize it and be like, all right, how's that going to look? I can see him in a Ravens uniform.

He's going to look big in that uniform.

Yeah.

Yeah, I, too. Now, here's the problem. He and Kyron are going right at the same time in. In drafts. Who would you take?

I'd take Derrick Henry, just because you can say tractor seat.

So, yeah, you can also watch Baltimore games. It'll be really fun. I get that. The Bengals. I told you t Higgins is going in the fifth. Tyler Boyd isn't there anymore. T Higgins is going to go off in the fifth round. That is everything. Oh, how do we think Zach Moss is going to do there?

Good.

Why do you like your voice went up like three octaves.

Yeah, I don't really. I mean, I think Chase Brown, the backups, probably more explosive. Zach Moss probably get the goal line carries.

We're going to stay away from.

You're very intuitive there. That was a good pick them as well. Tried to give you a good, but you sniffed that right out.

Okay, AFC North. I want to apologize to you guys because I think you guys were on the right side of history here last season. I really was sort of hot on Deshaun Watson and you guys were upset about it because of his indiscretion.

We have morals on our team.

Yeah, yeah.

And I was trying to convince you otherwise. So like, I relist to it and I was on the wrong side of history. Like you don't want to be. I was kind of defending him. You don't want to do that. I don't defend that sort of behavior. I'm really against it. So we're ahead. Not going to draft any browns this season.

Nick Chubb late.

Not Nick Chubb late. His injury, man. Do you remember that?

It was pretty gnarly.

But I tell you, if he's there in like the 8th, 9th round, it may be.

What about Omari Cooper?

He is not starting. So we could do that IR trick. Yeah, right after.

I'm just saying if he's around and you're like, oh, we're going to pick a backup running back somewhere.

Yeah.

Take a flyer on Nick Chubb.

All right. No receivers there cuz it's like Amari Cooper, Elijah Moore, Jerry Judy. We're not doing that. Pittsburgh. Absolutely no one. Yeah, no one. I mean, name a receiver on Pittsburgh. Pickett, other than George Pickens. That's it.

Pat Fryer.

They don't have Deontay, right?

No, Deontay's gone.

Gone.

He's on. I think he's in Carolina. He is.

Yeah.

I heard they were going to get I. But that's from Jersey.

Jerry Naji cancels out Jalen Warren. So we're and Russell Wilson. I mean, who's starting there? Like who is starting there?

Probably, probably Russ and it probably won't go very great. They have Van Jefferson and Quez Watkins and Scotty Miller of Bucks fame.

Let's go to the AFC west because you guys are going to cut out one of these divisions. I know you are.

No, no.

The Chiefs, we're going to take Pacheco in the second. If we can get him. I just think, because Gerard McKinnon isn't there, he's going to get all those. He's going to get all those touches.

He's another fun guy to watch when you're watching. And you're going to get to watch fun games with.

Oh, yeah.

And so you want somebody on that team to root for.

Oh.

Pacheco starts doing his run where he's, like, stomping through quick. It's great. Yeah.

Oh, man. We're. I'm a PMT guy. You guys know that.

We know that.

We very much know that.

I don't go on other sports podcasts. I don't do it.

Have you been invited?

I don't.

Anyone tried to kind of cut you? I wouldn't go, but have you been invited?

I wouldn't go.

Okay.

I don't talk about other lovers, unlike you guys, telling me in detail what you did with my wife's photo. It's fucking gross. It's crazy.

You. It was. It wasn't just one.

That'd be, again, wasn't your wife at the time.

But it is now, right?

I would never do that now.

All right, well, listen, I would never go on another person's sports podcast, and I would never draft. Draft someone who is in another sports podcast. No. Travis Kelsey on our team.

I love that.

Good, good. Take a stand.

This is the number one sports podcast.

Yes.

That's it.

Yep.

There is no other sports podcasts. There will be no talk of that person. Person on this.

Let's make a love that. Make a graphic of Jerry O'Connell's undraftables for moral reasons to Sean Watson and Travis Kelsey.

Yes.

And what about Henry Ruggs?

Yeah, I mean, would you draft.

Would you draft Henry Ruggs?

Has he been through a trial and everything?

I think he's in prison, sitting in jail at this.

Okay.

But, woman.

God rest everyone's souls. It was terrible.

Prayers for tomorrow.

Prayers for every. But has he been found guilty?

He's literally sitting in jail right now.

So that. Okay, I did. I wasn't. I didn't keep up on the trial.

Yes, prison.

But I mean, look, getting back to what I was talking about, like others, like, if chicks in the if NBA hole was like a. Like a nut. The number one podcast, the number two sports podcast. I wouldn't draft Hughie, especially since he didn't know I was a fucking actor, Hughie. I was in the big Bang theory.

I'm sorry, man.

I don't watch that show.

Hughie, you ever see the heartbreaker music video with Mariah Carey? No. Guess who they asked to play the heartthrob?

Jerry.

Jerry.

That's cool.

You know what? He just knows me as you've never seen Jerry Maguire.

How close that be? Mariah Carey's boyfriend.

It was so cool. I tried her hard, man. I went for it hard. Yeah, went hard. All in. How.

How fun was it being in? Can't hardly wait.

That was a lot of fun. Every.

Love that movie.

Very young and attractive. Really fun. I felt like I was invited to young Hollywood at that time.

Where's Jennifer love Hewitt these days? She was the best.

I just saw her. She's in a show called Emergency 911. She plays the dispatcher.

Love it.

Beautiful young lady, has a beautiful family. Doing great.

Great.

Got a new tattoo. She showed me her new tattoo on her arm. Okay. Rashi Rice, I think, is a great deal in our 5678, and I don't think his legal trouble. Oh, whoa.

He just likes to drive.

We talked about the morals.

I don't think these legal troubles are gonna stop him from playing this.

Okay. Okay.

He doesn't have, like, eight felonies or something like that pending against him. It'll get dropped down. Yeah, they'll work it.

It's fine.

Yeah, I just, um.

He went back. Yeah, it was okay. Hand up. My bad.

This is also another bummer. We're still talking about the chiefs. You know, we spoke to my wife on this podcast. If big cat, me cut it out or supermodel thing.

No, we're definitely out that part.

But, um, you know, my wife. How do I say this? Is, like, the breadwinner in our household, which is why I had to ask her if I can borrow the money to pay you guys to get in this fantasy league. And I love her working. It gives me time to really concentrate on fantasy.

Yeah.

And help you guys out with your team. That said, like, I do. Like, like, I'm so happy my wife works. That said, we are gonna draft Harrison. Buck her.

Okay. Yes.

Yeah, I know. He's, like, probably against. I mean, my wife working all the time and being the breadwinner, he would probably. His head would explode if he lived right in my shoes.

Bread maker, maybe.

And also, his head would probably explode hearing how much you guys talked about jerking off to my wife this entire episode.

My head exploded once or twice.

He couldn't handle that. But we're going to draft Harrison. But Kerr, he's just. He's a really good kicker. Bad at, like, opinions where women stand in society, good at kicking.

I just want to clear one thing up, Jerry, because I don't want there to be any awkward tension. Pamela Anderson was always my wife.

It's a pretty rude thing to say. I thought, like, my wife was just.

I'm just being. That's a respectful way to say it.

Yeah, but why are you dropping, like, people who you thought are more attractive than my wife?

Not me, Jerry, I wanted you to not have the visual, like, the visual that you. The picture you painted, that was mostly Pamela Anderson.

Picture painted of you laying down with paper towels, squatting with the. With an animal, watching, um, AFC west. Oh, Raiders. Zamir White. Yes, he gets a lot of hate. But you know what? I love a Raiders running back.

Yeah.

Just love a Raiders running back. We're going to draft Samir White, and he's going late in the draft, so he's like an rb one going late. I don't think Brock Bowers is going to do anything. I keep hearing his name on radio shows. I just. I just. I mean, you have any feelings about Brock powers?

It's catching everything. He had a good camp. Also, I feel like a new head coach, like Antonio Pierce. They're going to run the football, and they'll probably throw some passes, tight ends.

Yeah. I don't hate also taking Carlson from the Raiders if buckers not there, just because I think Antonio Pierce is going to be a take the points guy.

Okay. Okay. Um, what are Carlson's views on, like, women in the workplace?

I think he's pro.

It's cool. It's cool with it.

Okay.

I think Daniel Carlson, is he, uh, from Sweden? Yeah, I think he, like, they're very progressive.

Yeah.

Super, super duper. Less super.

Yeah, he's from Colorado.

Oh, yeah. Because I thought the same thing.

I don't know.

I, like, I imagined him in clogs going, it's okay that women go to work. They need to have a life as well. It's important. I don't believe in what Harrison, but Kersh says.

Yeah, his dad's name is Hans. That's pretty cool.

I mean, I think he just. I mean, I like the idea that he's wearing clogs to this. To allegiant and getting ready to kick some footballs again.

Daniel Carlson, 100% american, I think.

Well, he has a brother, right?

Yeah. Niels.

Niels, yeah. And so his brother's the swedish one.

I think they both.

Yeah, Swedes, man. They're Swedes. You know, they're Anders.

Anders and Neil.

Oh, yeah.

These guys are. Oh, wait, there's Anders.

Anders is the other kicker. Okay, dude, you know, they're lenders. Also born in Colorado.

Big summer blowout.

Yoo hoo.

Um. All right, over to the Chargers. You're gonna cut this all out.

No, no, no.

How do we feel about Gus Edwards? He gonna do anything?

I. Alright, can I say something right now? Just full disclosure. When we did the new places, new new faces, new places thing, I didn't realize the Chargers just took the Ravens backfield.

Yeah.

Gus Edwards and JK Dobbins.

Yeah.

On the Chargers. That's kind of cool. Little heart, a little Harbaugh swapsies.

Yeah. So I am kind of high on it. I mean, late round running back lab McConkie. How do we. He's going to do.

Yes. Draft him.

Okay.

Someone has to catch the ball. Joshua Palmer obviously is going to be the receiver one, but we've learned that what's his name can't catch. Quentin Johnson.

Yeah.

Lab McConkie is going to. They're going to force feed lab McConkie.

Good. Then we're going to draft him. He's going really late. Denver. Absolutely no one. Sorry. Just, I mean, not even like Gervonta, who I love is a running back. It's just I have a feeling that McLaughlin's going to take that. Jalil is going to take a lot of his touches. AFC South Colts given our 5678, wide receiver Michael Pittman's going in the 7th round. 7th round. If Jonathan Taylor's on the board, we might have to take him. I do think. I mean, I don't know why Anthony Richardson is getting drafted so high.

I'm not a believer because he runs.

I know, but he hasn't. Like, he's played to a game and a half.

Yeah, not only that, but.

And he's being drafted 50 slots higher than he was last season.

Listen, I might get shit for this, but Anthony Richardson is an insane athlete. Has he ever been good at football? For that one game, he was good.

Before it got hurt last year. He had some problems.

I know, but I like Florida. He was. It feels like he's just a forever prospect. We'll see. Oh, breaking.

Iook. Brendan iuk.

It's kind of. It's about a commander's wide receiver.

Oh, okay.

John commanders are releasing Martavis Bryan.

Well, yeah, my take stands. Yeah, we'll bring it back if he's still there.

Take. You know what?

Dan Quinn's such a good guy. He's given it a shot. He's given an opportunity to sign with a roster and then. Oh, that's so then when he doesn't, then we're gonna bring him back. Practice squad.

That's perfect.

That was not worth your breaking moves.

That was.

It was context.

Really funny. Yes, really funny. Funnier than you guys talking about what you did to your young, prepubescent bodies with a photo of my wife.

It was not pre pubescent.

No. That would make.

No decided.

That would make us weirdos.

Decidedly post puberty. Besson.

Yeah. I'm sorry. That got weird when I said that. That's, that. That was weird. I shouldn't have said that. AFC south.

Thanks for making a weird.

Yeah.

Jacksonville, I'm just worried about their offense. I'm not taking anybody there. I'm worried about that offense. I just think it's going to. I just don't think they're going to have a good year. Like, Etienne goes really early. I'm going to try and pass on him unless he falls on our lap. I'm not worried about Tank Bigsbye. Big. Everybody says he gets touches. Houston Texans, all of them. Every single one of them. This is their year. CJ Stroud, I think, is really like, he's going in like the fourth, 4th, 5th round. He's going after Anthony Richardson. This is it. Stefan Diggs is being drafted in like, the 8th round. Stefan fucking Diggs.

Yeah.

Tank Dell is in the 7th round.

Niko.

Niko is going earlier. But like, I just think. I think Joe Mixon is going to be that goal line passing back. That's good. You know, that man catches like 90% of the passes that come his way. I'm all in on the Texans, the Titans. The only one that interests me is Tony Pollard, and that's only because I live, like, two years ago when we came in second. Such a disaster in Dallas last year for him. What was up with him? Was he injured or something? Tony Pollard, I don't. I mean, he's the only player there. You think Will Levis will have a bounce back season?

I don't know if you can call it bounce back.

I mean, do you think he'll have a good season?

I think he'll be okay.

And with defenses, we're just going to stream, meaning we're just going to pick up each week whoever's playing the Patriots. Bing bong.

I like that. That's a good strategy for defense. Bye, the way.

That's it, guys. That's it. That's what we're gonna do with fantasy. I'm gonna wire you some money. I might have to. I have a debit card. I might have to, like, somehow debit it to you.

We can do a payment plan.

Well, no way. Maybe my wife gave me a debit card, so I'll just figure out a way to just get it to you somehow. Maybe zell.

Okay.

Yeah, we can. We can make it work. I like your strategy this year.

Oh, good.

So who are the. Who are the guys that we're targeting that you're standing on the table for? Who are the. The Justin fields and, okay, the Darren Wallers of this year?

So it's funny because we have the first pick in the draft right now. Currently, when it comes back around to us in the second round, pretty much all the really, like, the tier one running backs are gone. So we get one tier one running back and Christian McCaffrey. Then we got to take Josh Allen at the end of that just because he's there. If he's not there for some reason, we're taking Jalen. Hurts. Okay, Max.

Love it. Thank you.

Then for our third pick, we're taking Laporta. If he's there, somebody could get weird and take him at the end of the second. Or McBride. Okay, then depending on who's in wide, who's in our fourth round, we're taking Devonta Smith. Or if there's a really good running back up there, like Zamir White, who could be in the fourth round, or Joe Mixon, who could still be hanging around. Okay. And then 5th, 6th, 7th, we're taking all. Just wide, wide, wide receivers. All those guys I mentioned, Stephan Diggs, not Watson, not Jaden Reed. I is going to be there. I mean, it's going to be really. I just. You know, we're at an age in fantasy where everyone takes wide receivers in those first two rounds, and I just think all the good running backs are gone. And, like, you get the. Those. Those tier one running backs and tier one quarterbacks and tier one tight ends. And I think we can. I think we can wait a little bit. For what? Wide. Wide receiver.

I like that. Little zig on the zach.

Yeah.

Zag on the zig. Well, Jerry, love the fantasy preview.

Yeah.

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You know I have for those. Huey, this is your first time having me on as a guest. You should really. You should check out Kangaroo Jack. You should check out science fiction film. I did mission to Mars. I've. I've been in some stuff. I've.

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We love that.

It's good stuff. But you probably also don't know. I. Aside from being a fantasy expert, I'm also a little bit of a poet. And I like to write poems for. For cast members. Here. A part of my take. And this poem, my. My Roback poem, is for. Is for. Hank. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. To the man of many championships. The man of many cities. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. To the man who would rather play golf than go playing with those big soft titties. Good choice. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. How's your summer been? We've all heard it's going pretty swell. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. Capped off by getting to ring that stupid, useless bell. Elevator ride was fun. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. This summer has given you purpose. This summer has given you a reason. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. Will you be asked to ring that stupid, useless bell during the regular season? Preseason don't mean shit. Ask Matt. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. This summer. You seem to check all the boxes on all of your lists. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. Topped off by that image of you at the Top of FOxboroUgh pumping your tiny little fists. How many pumps you get, huh?

Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. You would think that all these accomplishments would finally impress me. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. Even if you were less nervous than the very brave Kenny Chester. He rode up in the elevator. You were brave. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. Yes. Climbing to the top of that Lighthouse would make most people quiver. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. Even if from all the way up there you still can't see the Neponsen river, the trees are in the way. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. None of us are used to all this winning and all these victorious Aromas. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. Although you did take one l and her name is Tiffany Gomez. You blew it. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. Here's to hoping you have a great fall. With victories and many a vacay. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. Even if you won't acknowledge the freedom and sovereignty of Taipei. Bing bong. So. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. We honor you this summer and all your orders and all your might. Hanky. Hanky. Hanky. For the summer of 2024. You were our keeper of the light.

Yes.

Beautiful. Great poem, as always.

Love you guys.

Jerry O'Connell, you're the best. We love you so much. Thank you so much. And I can't wait to see the update. I can't wait to see our team. And I can't wait to see where we go with this. We got to win. Your wife said we have to win, so we got a win.

Jerry, what do you want to plug? You plug anything you want to plug. Charles in charge.

Those Scott bail. I was in an episode of that. Yeah, Huey. No, I got another plug.

Okay.

I want to say hi to the Aw else. I love them. Keep it coming.

Tv. We can't watch on tv.

I host a show called Pictionary Game show. I'm in a show called the Talk on CB's. This is a broadcast tv, so it's. It's on. Yeah, it's. No, I have nothing to pull. I'm on Yelp. I leave good reviews for places if I go someplace.

Love it.

Check out your Yelp account.

Yeah.

All right. Well, Jerry, thanks so much. You're the best.

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Okay, let's wrap up credit to us.

For not making any jokes about Jerry's wife during that whole thing.

Yes. Very above board. It's also. That's why I love Jerry, because every now and then I'm like, wait till we go too far. And then he'll just like, one up us with something else. We'd be like, yeah, I looked into roman doomsday's mom. Yeah. Okay. Okay, Henry, Faqs.

If big cat and PFT were in an empty room with all the podcast equipment unassembled, cameras, micro, how long would it take them? An entire episode.

Oh, record. We could. I think we could record. If you gave us 4 hours, we.

Might have to do this.

But now uploading.

No phones either, obviously.

Yeah, uploading it and publishing it would be different.

We might have to do this, but record it.

I think we could do it.

Someone asked us this at camp. I think memes just added it to it.

He did.

Oh, this is memes?

Yeah, this, this is, this is, this is a memes listener submitted question.

Memes FAQ.

Yeah, actually, Hank, why don't you tell us what you think?

I think we got to do this.

I think PfT's inclination, because he has some experience with recording equipment, probably correct that you could record it, but you would not be able to edit and upload.

It would also take us a long time to record, but actually PfT can.

Use imovie to like you. I think it would take a long time, and I can or whatever.

You.

You've made songs like the things you use to make. What's that?

Yeah, it's like all the recordings, garageband, all the recording software is like kind of similar.

I think. I think you could eventually be able to record audio.

Did the guys who were here yesterday giving out free stuff, are they sponsoring us in anything?

Not us, but the office.

Can they sponsor us in something they.

Can do, like hypothetically, a live stream of us using their product and then trying to comp.

Yes.

Ask.

We do a live stream of us use.

Yeah, show that. Us using their product.

Right. So we use their product. Then we come in here company. Then we come in here, we have to build it, and we live stream us building it, and then we, we end the live stream and whatever we end up recording, we put at the end of a show.

That'd be great.

All right.

I feel like you guys would just be calling for, like, you would find a way to be like, I can't do this. Call for help.

We are allowed to use our phones to Google, right?

No, no, I google.

Google, I think should be allowed to go.

No, I don't computer with Google, but even.

No. So you guys would still upload, but we would have to record it. We put at the end of it. Be a part of my big end of the episode, actually. It'd be funny if you guys, if Max and Hank were sitting in here and you guys couldn't help us, but you watched us.

I kind of.

Read my eyes.

I was thinking that like if it was, if we had like Fisoli or Zoot, like, they would just end up telling you what.

So, yeah, you big cats are great. He can, he will, he will finesse people.

What do you mean?

Are we saying that we're gonna use the same equipment that we do right now? Are you saying that we, we go.

And I think, I think, yeah, no.

I think travel you better off. I think if you had to use.

Yeah, we have to do video too, but PFT.

Can you like P. I would be confident.

But what if we travel where we were high? So let's try to get a sponsorship deal.

Put so many sick filters I will do.

This would be so funny.

So funny. And live stream and then you. And then we give a. What if they do?

What if they do really well?

I'm looking at it more as a PMTV.

Okay, we do PMT, but we cut it at the end. We cut at the end so people didn't have to listen to what comes out.

Right, right.

Because who knows what comes out could just be us not talking for or.

If it sounds like absolute shit.

Right.

That was a buzz. Massive buzz.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Great question. And we should do it.

Good question. Memes.

Hey, PMT, when looking at the upcoming football season, what would be a shame if it happened?

Oh, geez.

I mean, there's so many shames out there. There's a lot of shames.

I don't want to do the shames, but we got to do the shames. I mean, we know the shame. We'll say this. This isn't about football. You'll be a shame if memes died via suicide bombing. How would be a shame?

The first five plays.

The jet season is going to be incredible.

It would be a shame.

It'd be incredible. Listen, it'd be a shame if anyone, any of our guys got hurt. Let's just hope for a healthy football season. Knock on wood. That would be a shame. It would also. It'd be a shame if someone's quarterback in here, they kind of open their eyes and like, he's not good anymore.

Yeah.

You guys don't even know. We're not talking about you. I wasn't talking about you. I have Jalen Hurts 14 to one win MVP.

It'd be a shame if after, like.

I didn't take it.

I know. Five, six games. It was apparent that Kevin Stefanski wasn't the guy. Excuse me, not Kevin. Wait.

Knock it not.

I didn't mean to say that.

We love, Kevin. So fan the other.

I meant to say the other guy whose name is, and I, Nick Sirianni.

Oh, that is more like Evan Savanti's a very easy.

He's the guy I like, coach Vasquez.

Now I'm back in Oni. I'm back in on.

Oh, you are?

Yeah.

Why? Italians gotta stick together.

Yeah.

No, it's start of new year. We got good guys around them. We got good vibes going into the year.

Listen, I hope that the Eagles are good, and I do mean that. Max, I know that you probably think, what? You think I'm fucking with you?

No. You want them to be good enough.

Correct. Yeah, correct. That's what everyone should always be rooting for. It's what I say when I do the Doug stream where I'm like, you don't want me to lose the regular season. You want me to lose in the playoffs. That's when it's maximum. So I want the Eagles to be good, but if they're not, which would be a shame. It's gonna get weird with Nick Sirianni.

Very weird.

He doesn't feel like someone who's gonna.

Control that well because they basically hired two assistant teachers for him. Yeah, come in.

Yeah.

Like you can't handle the classroom.

Yeah, good question, but bad question.

It would. It would be a shame if Jordan love won MVP.

Hi. That would be a shame.

It'd be a shame.

High tall guy, Pft, father of three, big cat Captain Hank and Meatball Max. We all know the odd jobs. PfT has worked before. The pod. Who. Anyone else on the pod has worked a job not remotely close to what you guys are doing now. All of my jobs before.

Yeah, all of my jobs too. I worked as a caterer. I worked as a. I actually, for a while there, I did focus groups. Do you guys ever do that?

Yeah, those.

I got paid like $200 to like, try shit out was awesome.

And you just fuck with people.

Yeah, yeah, I did. I did. The worst job I had was I was the guy who would call you when you're sitting down to dinner asking you to donate to the University of Wisconsin. That was bad. So my hours were literally like five to 08:00 p.m. and I would just sit there at a phone and just. I'd have to call like a hundred people in a row. That sucked. Bad.

Cold calls are so hard to do.

Yeah.

I was a shift manager at a valet parking company.

Oh, you look like a valet parkingouse.

Yeah, I did that for four years.

You were always running, right?

Yeah, you run. You run a lot at valet, actually. Well, not when I. Did you do that early? Once you become a manager, all you do is ticket and then handle and then hand off the tickets.

Runners, you got to do. So wait, when. When people would bring in stick shifts, what would you do?

I couldn't do stick shift.

Also, you get paid more if you delegate.

That's where you delegate as the manager.

Delegate the stick shift thing. Of course.

Another thing that sounds like you might have tried to.

If you.

If you.

If you have a stick shift, do not ever give it to a valet.

So, yeah. So you definitely tried to drive the stick shift?

Sometimes I don't even know if I should be saying that.

Yes.

What?

Like, sometimes there's, like, private parties. Sometimes there's private parties where, like, someone will, like, they valet, and then you know that they're not coming out for, like, 6 hours because they, like, can't leave the event early if someone has a stick shift. At every site I worked at, there was one person who tried to teach everyone else how to drive a stick shift.

I love it. I love it.

There was, like, five times with somebody's random car who went into the thing. I, like, learned. Learned how to drive a stick shift enough to move it from point a to point b just on some random person's car.

What was the policy like, if at the end of the night, somebody came out, asked for the keys back, and they. You could tell they were. They should not be driving.

That's on the restaurant. That's not on us.

Here you go, sir.

Yeah, that. What. That's a thing that.

Yeah, we.

We were told they were like, that's on the restaurant to be. To tell them whether or not they can drive. The word. The worst part is, sometimes you would lose a key. If you lose a key, that's an awkward conversation.

You lose a key.

I was never a manager of a shift where someone lost a key, but I was a. I had been a runner in one, and it's super awkward. Like, the manager has to drive the person whole. It has to offer. This may have been before. The one I remember may have been before. Like, Uber was very, like, ubiquitous. Yeah. So the person drove the. The person home to get their spare key. Yeah. And then they have. And then, obviously, the company would pay.

I'm sorry, Mister Romano, but it seems. Lost your key. Yeah, one of the.

One of the craziest ones is that memes was an accountant.

Yeah.

I mean, no, but we don't talk about it.

I think cold calling too, or something, didn't you?

I've had so many jobs. I worked at Burger King, Panera bread.

Cheesecake factory, ruby Tuesday ups. How bad were you at these jobs?

No, no, they were all like, quick summer job, one month demolition. That rock I worked, I worked manual labor. Where I lived was not skilled enough to do anything but dig the trenches. Yeah, I just dig ditches all summer.

I did tree work where I just picked up the branches that fell after someone like cut down a tree.

Yeah, I just, I dug holes and got made fun of in Spanish for an entire summer. Yeah, cold calling was not, not fun. No, cold calling is by far the worst because you just, all, you just like, I would call in a successful night would be getting one donation an hour, which would be like 50 calls.

Yeah, you have to be a real sicko. People who are really good at cold calling, really good at sales, you have to be fucked in the head.

It really sucked.

Yeah. Cuz you have to be able to say, okay, 39 people hang up on me. Doesn't matter.

Yeah.

One person I get to talk to for five minutes, that's a win.

My jobs are on Brando's little league umpire. Taco Bell drive through stock shell. Dishwasher, bus boy, cook, landscaper, does dishwasher prep cook, regular cook. I applied to be a bus boy to a company that said, we need you to. We need cooks. Can you cook? I said, sure. And they never trade me.

Yeah.

And I just started working in the kitchen.

I love that.

And I was like working the fry later, which was easy. But then there was one guy got fire, one guy got met. The head cook got fired in real time for saying inappropriate stuff to a waitress that walked by like, got insta fired. And then I had to finish the show. My God, the head chef with no experience.

That's a great.

But it was a sports bar. It was sports.

Being a caterer sucked to just walking around just hoping that people would take your, like, if you get like stuffed mushrooms or something, you're just fucked.

The about little league umpire, what was your strike three call?

I could strike because I was, I was a demon little league umpire. I was fast, cuz like my friend was beat. The one that would assign the ump. So you like always assign me and my two friends and we would just, just power through. Honestly, in hindsight, the one job I was like telling the catchers to like, and the batters like, they're like swing buddy.

I was a soccer ref for like four years.

I was a basketball ref.

And then it turns out that the guy that was in charge of assigning all the assignments for soccer fs, who I ref with all the time, as, like, a linesman. He got busted by the CIA.

Whoa.

For being a pedophile. Oh, yeah. And then. And then I was like, he never, never came on to me.

Oh, I was a basketball ref, and I 100%. It was like, fifth graders. I 100%, like, called against kids I didn't like. Like, if they, like, cried or, like, we're a little boisterous. I just could follow him out right away.

I ref. The one year I was in college, I did intramural roughing, and I watched. I still think about it all the time. It makes me laugh, even though it's terrific for the kid I knew knew him. Tip. Wide open layup. Kid goes to do the wide open layup. Tears acl. Oh, I thought he was faking it. He was. It was. No one was even near him. It was like, you know, a free tip. Just, you know, make the layup. And he comes down and goes on. The ground is screaming in pain. And everyone kind of took a second to be like, is he joking? And he tore his ACL, was on crutches.

For the rest of you guys have jobs that you tried to get that. Didn't get that. You're like, wow, that was good that I didn't get that.

Museum science.

Oh, what you've done there?

When I was applying for Barsall, I had a family connection, the Museum of Science, to do video production for the Butterfly exhibit.

Ooh, that would be nice.

Yeah, I had.

Would have not worked here.

I got to my. I got to my second interview in medical sales, that they basically were like, you either had to be hot, a hot girl, or a college athlete. Like, play football at college. And I think about that every now and then where I'm like, I would have 100% just been selling opioids and been like, what? It's money.

Yeah.

So that was good that I didn't get that, because that was like, the timeline lines up where I've been like, yeah, it's fine.

I applied to work for Bleacher report in 2011, and they said. They sent me the. The meanest rejection email. Like, quite. It was. It said, like, quite frankly, a column like this is something we would never allow to appear on any of our sites.

Fuck them.

Yeah, I gotta look that one up.

I was a production intern for the. I applied to be a production intern for the Flyers interview. Went really well. I was still in school, and the guy called me was like, we want you to take the job, but can you take this? Basically asking can you take the semester off? Because the other guy, like Drexel gives people a semester off so he could do five days a week. Three. And I was. I remember I was so upset. I was like, I can't just like take flyers, Max.

But awesome question.

Here's my rejection letter from bleach report. Just found it. Your post included offensive language such as men, such as mentioning of the aryan race. It was about Bruce Arians. Thanks. Once again, we apologize for not notifying you soon. Below is a copy of your post for your own records. This is something that we would not allow on any of our sites.

How are they doing now?

Pretty good.

Yeah. Okay, do we have any others? Some good questions.

The main issue coming away from writing sample is that you were missing several things. For one, your points were not backed up with any supporting information or analysis.

Point.

Simply stating a coach's win loss record is not enough. You need to actually back those opinions up.

Nope.

Any gram. Anything about the grammar?

This is assumption. It comes no backing. In all honesty, is sentences like this that our content moderation teams would not let on our site. We'd rather have you produce an article that is based on results, losers, and more importantly, the situation around Chuck Pagano is a sensitive subject.

That's great.

All right, perfect. Let's do numbers.

17.

356.

Eleven.

Whoa. Max.

38.

Switch it up. Switch it up.

BFT.

Have you ever gotten this? 21.

How does that feel?

Feels great.

I love it because I'm about to get number 878. Not even close. 78 stinks.

Love you guys.

It.